"All good writing is swimming under water and holding your breath."--F Scott Fitzgerald

"It is impossible to live without failing at something, unless you live so cautiously that you might as well not have lived at all - in which case, you fail by default."--J.K. Rowling

"Everybody's youth is a dream, a form of chemical madness."--F Scott Fitzgerald

"I became insane, with long intervals of horrible sanity." Edgar Allan Poe

"I like people and I like them to like me, but I wear my heart where God put it, on the inside."--F Scott Fitzgerald

"Keep love in your heart. A life without it is like a sunless garden when the flowers are dead. The consciousness of loving and being loved brings a warmth and richness to life that nothing else can bring."--Oscar Wilde

About Me:

1) Well, I'm hard to describe in a short paragraph or sentence...it would take more like a novel to explain the deep complexion that is me.

2) Just...call me Habbiki until I find a better nickname that actually means something. I randomly came up with my screen name when I was thinking of what it could possibly be when a commercial came on for the movies Vampires Sucks. The guy from the hangover said 'I have skills' and I liked it so...I looked up 'I have skills' in many of other languages until I found Habbiki which happens to be Belorussian. One day I'll pick a name...less conceited.

3) I started off on a website called DeviantArt but...they have certain restrictions that does not allow AkuRoku the way I like to write it so I finally made a Fanfiction.net account.

4) I will probably only publish AkuRoku. It comes easier to me than other pairings. There are many other pairings that I actually have written stories for but I don't think I would ever publish them.

5) I'm really friendly if you get to know me and I love to make friends!

6) I take request

7) F Scott Fitzgerald is my favorite author (as you can probably tell) and I hope one day that I will be able to write with as much beauty as him, Edgar Allan Poe, and J.K. Rowling combined. Though that would be too much talent for one mortal soul

8) I love all my readers :)

-Fill Out #s 1-13 With Organization XIII Member's Names In A Random Order-

1- Demyx

2- Luxord

3- Axel

4- Xaldin

5- Larxene

6- Roxas

7- Zexion

8- Saix

9- Xigbar

10- Vexen

11- Xemnas

12- Lexaeus

13- Marluxia

1) Is a Seven/Three pairing more on the humorous side or the angsty side?

Zexion and Axel...? Um...angsty I guess

2) Would Four/Ten be a smutty fic or a fluffy fic?

Xaldin and Vexen! That's grossness...I guess smutty since I can't see them being romantic...that's so gross

3) Do you reckon it's possible for Two and Nine to get together?

Xigbar and Luxord? Hell yeah! One night after the bar they could totally hook up and then that could lead to other things

4) One and Eleven are going out...what's the Organization's reaction?

Demyx and Xemnas!?! Well...Saix would be pissed and I'm pretty sure Zexion would want to chop Superiors balls off...Everyone would be wierded out

5) Which couple suits better? Eight/Thirteen or Six/Five?

Saix and Marluxia or Roxas and Larxene? Saix and Marluxia. I can't see Larxene and Roxas together

6) Is Twelve the most attractive member of the Organization?

Lexaeus? No fucking way! He's just...ew

7) Do you think Three would be happy if Eleven and Eight got together?

Would Axel be happy if Xemnas and Saix got together? I guess...No one would be shocked, they'd just be relieved that they finally admitted to it

8) Write a title for a Four/Two story.

Xaldin and Luxord...It All Started with a Deck of Cards, a Bottle of Rum, and a Knife

9) Have you ever read a Ten/One pairing?

Vexen and Demyx?!? Are there even Demyx and Vexen stories out there?

10) Do you think it's possible to make Five/Thirteen canon?

Marluxia and Larxene? Of course...there's hundreds of them. I personally prefer that couple

11) In a Six/Nine pairing who would be top and who would be bottom?

Roxas and Xigbar. Xigbar would top definitely

12) Do you believe that One/Thirteen could happen?

Marluxia and Demyx? I guess though I wouldn't read it

13) What would the summary say for an Eleven/Three story?

Xemnas and Axel...Story mode...

Xemnas was tired of Axel's misbehavior. It was about time someone needed to put the redhead into his rightful place? Who better than Superior to put him in his place? So, Xemnas pays Axel a visit late at night. Rated M for bondage and rape

14) What would happen if Twelve/Seven had a baby?

Lexaeus and Zexion? Well...Zexion would be prego...the baby will come out looking like Zexion but with the color of Lexaeus' hair. It will complete and total chaos because neither of them would have any idea how to take care of a baby...then they will end up giving the baby up for adoption and Larxene and Marluxia will adopt her. When she grows older Zexion and Lexaeus will realize what a mistake they made and try to get her back but Larxene won't give her back. So Zexion and Lexaeus take their daughter back and leave the organization. So they live on the run but much didn't change. Their daughter misses Larxene and Marluxia terribly and they still have no idea what they're doing. They decided it's for the best to give their baby girl back to Larxene and Marluxia because they're just not cut out for the parenting job. Larxene decides to be nice and offer Zexion and Lexaeus visiting rights. So, Zexion and Lexaeus get to visit their daughter and spend time with her without doing any parenting and potentially mentally damaging their daughter. Everyone's happy. The end.

And to think I'm against M-preg

15) Write a warning for a Two/One/Eight story.

Demyx, Luxord, and saix?They would so rape poor little Demyx!

Cute little blond being raped! Don't like, don't read!

16) Four and Twelve are getting married...what would Five say as a speech?

Xaldin and Lexaeus getting married with Larxene saying the speech?

It'd go something like this: "These two fags have been joined in holy matrimony"--downs drink--"and I don't give a flying fuck!"

Stereotypes

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLOND, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON"T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist or a pyromaniac.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED

My Stories

1) AkuRoku: Diligence

-Rated M

-I guess you could say Novel length

-romance/humor

Summary: After pulling a prank on Marluxia, Axel is dared to date Roxas Strife. The terms of the bet? He has two weks to ask him out, they have to date for two months, no sex untill the second month, and the loser has to die his hair pink (Marluxia will have to die his hair black). It would be very easy if Axel didn't have commitment issues, if Roxas wasn't a grouch, if Roxas' twin brother didn't hate Axel, and if Marluxia and Zexion wern't trying everything in their power to ruin Axel. But what would you do if your hair was on the line?

2) AkuRoku: Why Do I Love You?

-rated M

-Novel Length

-Romance/humor

Summary: Roxas is a neglected spoiled brat who doesn't understand anything about love or the right thing to do. What would happen when he falls for his English Professor? Would Axel be able to change the deep rooted selfishness in roxas? Some habbits are hard to change and they might all just pay the price.

3) AkuRoku: Raise

-Rated M

-Novel Length

-Angst/Romance

Summary: Roxas and Axel broke a promise to each other, resulting in the death of both of them. But even death can't tear these two beings apart. They both get a second chance at life and love, they just have to do it right this time around.

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