Want to practice safe sex, screw a vampire!

Hi! My name is Chanel. My birthday's Sept. 8 (the best day ever.) which means i'm a virgo. I will be attending Central Michigan in the fall. The only two sports I really watch is wrestling and football

Random Facts About Me

*Author formally known as MrzCena8

*i'm an oreo (black on the outside, white on the in)

*i LOVE twilight and everything about it.

*i'm loud when i'm around my friends.

*i don't eat pork and beef

*i'm obessed with John Cena and wrestling

*i know how to cook

*my dad was in the army and my godbrother is now.

*i have a half sister

*i still like stuffed animals

*i didn't skip a grade; i started school early.

*i rather go out with my family than go to a party

*i don't like talking on the phone

*i want to be a fashion designer.

*i'm mean to the pple i love and not to the pple i dont talk to

*i think ascents are sexy

*i like different races (sometimes more than my own)

*i believe pple are friends first before they fall in love

*i love music and can sit and listen to it for hours.

*i read sometime instead of watching TV

*i can be extremely lazy at times

*i will laugh at pretty much anything

*i think out loud

*i draw in my notebook instead of taking notes sometimes (well! Most of the time)

*i look down on pple who "blow"

*i like the smell of spray paint, burning wood, and cooking noodles

*i think i going to be a drinker when i get older b/c i like white grape juice

*i keep my feelings to myself

*i can be a spazz (says my brother)

*i get overly excited about things

*if i ever met john cena, pple might not see him for a while. (I'll let you guess what that means)

*i do and say before i think

*i like counting thing

*i have a slight case of OCD; things need to be perfect

*i watch "kids'" shows even though I don't have any younger siblings (nd proud of it, acting ur age is so overrated)

*i say insider jokes even when the other person is not around.

*i sometimes consider myself a princess

*even though I am a proud Christian, I love Greek mythology

*my old brother is my best friend

*i have a roommate with the same birthday as me and who is now one of my best friends. (my mom says we're two sides of the same coin.)

Random Favs

Animal: dog-beagle, cat-cheetah, fish-dolphin, bird- pennigue and peacock, bear-panda

Anime: Lucky Star and Ozmangedo and host club and inunasha

Artist: Paramore, Drake, Nicki Minja, Eminem, Bruno Mars, Maroon 5 and Trey Songz

Author: R.L. Stines, Stephine Meyers nd im starting to get into Stephen King

Book: Twilight saga, pll series, hush, hush series,perfect chemistry series and Bluford series (pretty much series books)

Car: camaro, jeep, hummer

Channels: nick, teennick, MTV, fuse

Class: Math and Fashion

Color: purple and blue

Day: Friday and Saturday

Food: chocolate, Mac & cheese and pizza

Fiction Characters: Eeyore, Edward, Emmett, Jasper, Carlisle, Jacob. (yeah, pretty much all the Twilight guys.) Alice, and Zucki (my bro's character), Damon Salvatore

Flower: daisy

Fanfiction: Hit By Destiny (read it, it's totally awesome)

Game: Rock Band (2 & 3)Dance Central( both) and Tekken (4 & up), Sims.

Hobbies: writing, singing (not well), dancing, using the cpu, reading (books, and ff), texting, talking. having fun' playing with my brother

Movie: Twilight saga, Kickass, Scott Pilgram, Charlie's Angels 1 & 2 and 12 Rounds, Horrible Boss, Magic mike, Marely & Me, 21 Jump Street, Wreck-it Ralph and a lot others I can't think of

Person: Celebrity: John Cena (hello, read my username) Real person: my bro.

Sites: Facebook (yeah, i'm one of those), Pinterest, Youtube, Fanfic and Wattpad

Songs: Heart attack- demi lovato; shakin' hands -nickleback; here's to never growing up - avril langive; dynamite - demi lovato; still into you -paramore; ankle biters - also by paramore.

Teams: Chicago Bears, Dallas Cowboys, Indianapolis Colts and New York Giants. i have a small love fore Detroit Lions, simply because i live in Michigan will i'm at school.

TV Show: Degrassi, 90210, Vampire Diaries, Pretty Little Liars, Victorious, Criminal Minds, Awkward, American's Best Dance Crew, The Voice, The Powerpuff Girls

Word: "digress" "ignorant" (or any form of it)

Wrestlers (in no real order): John Cena (of course), CM Punk, Randy Orton, Triple H, Kofi Kingson, John Morrison (even though he is gone), Sin Cara, Jeff Hardy (I love highflyers), Eddie Gurrano, Edge, FAAN-DAAN-GOOO!, The Shield, Dolph Ziggler; Divas: Trish Stratus, AJ, Mickie James

Youtubers: sWooZie, Michelle Phan, Lifesimmer

Random "Did you know?"

the 1 button on the phone has no letters/ it is impossible to do a flip down stairs/ despite what pple tell u, you can not do anything you set your mind to (can you eat your own face without feeling a lot of pain, neither can I)/ despite what older pple think, music was redone,copied and sampled in the 1970's and 1980's./ chocolate does make things better/ it is really hard to type on your phone with fake nails

NOW FOR SOME FUN COPY & PASTE THINGS!!!!

This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and read even if you don't.

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?

30 reasons why girls are the best:

1. We got off the Titanic first.
2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.
3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.
4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.
5. We can cry and get off speeding fines.
6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game.
7. Taxis stop for us.
8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.
9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
10. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point).
11. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay.
12. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay.
13. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.
14. It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.
15. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.
16. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
17. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt.
18. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.
19. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.
20. If we're dumb, some people will find it cute.
21. We don't have to memorize Caddyshack or Fletch to fit in.
22. We have the ability to dress ourselves.
23. We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.
24. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot.
25. Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth.
26. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.
27. We'll never regret piercing our ears.
28. We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.
29. We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark.
30. It took the vilest, most evil creature in the universe to convince Eve to eat the apple but it only took a woman to convince Adam.

Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake! The average person can't:

This is this cat

This is is cat

This is how cat

This is to cat

This is keep cat

This is a cat

This is retard cat

This is busy cat

This is for cat

This is forty cat

This is seconds cat

Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top down, lol.

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile!

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc, and the people who kill the animals don't use the meat, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you and your friend break out into song in a public area put this on your profile

One for the Girls!!
1) A couple is lying on the bed. The man says, "I'm going to make you the happiest woman alive." the woman replies, "I'll miss you..."
2) Dear Lord, I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him; And Patience for his moods; Because Lord, if I pray for Strength, I'll beat him to death. AMEN.
3) What does it mean if a man is in your bed gasping for breath and screaming your name? You didn't hold the pillow down long enough.

"REMEMBER WHEN"

REMEMBER WHEN ..
getting HiGH meant swinging at a playground?
the worst thing you could get from a boy was c0otiEs?
when )m 0 m( was your hero
and 'D a D' was the boy you were gonna marry?
when your W0RST ENEMiES were your siblings
and rAcE iSsuEs were about who ran fastest?
when - WAR- was a card game
and life was simple and care free?
remember when all you wanted to do
WAS GROW UP?

Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now!!

PLEASE READ WHAT'S UNDER THIS!!

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

You know when you're a WWF/WWE Fan if...

1) You have a room dedicated to anything pertaining to wrestling in your home.

2)You beat down an old person or your grandparents and call yourself a 'Legend Killer'

3) You do the 'Flair Strut' while yelling "WOOOO!" at the same time.

4)You answer every question asked of you with "Cuz Stone Cold said So!"

5) You know there are actually 9 wonders of the world, not 7.

6)when you were young, all the kids rush home to watch cartoons...you countdown the hours till wrestling was on.

7)You could name more wrestlers then family members.

8)You try to roll your eyes back like the Undertaker.

9)you have a sock named, Mr. Socko.

10)you have the urge to park your car underneath Vickie Guerrero's granny panties.

11)You want to send your hearing bill to Vickie Guerrero due to her shrill screams'Excuse Me!"

12You know someone who deserves a Stone Cold Stunner.

13)When you go to weddings, you hope that a WWE Superstar crashes it.

14) You've watched Doom, The Condemned, The Marine, Behind Enemy Line III: Columbia,12 Rounds, The Marine II, The Chaperone, Knucklehead, Legendary, Fred the movie, Walking Tall, Rundown and any other movie that had a wrestler in it and never get bored.

15)You actually texted/called your friends and squeal when Chris Jericho return in 2007

16) You're favorite quote is: "Are you ready?"

17)You ask someone what they think and when they respond you cut them off and yell, “IT DOESN”T MATTER WHAT U THINK!”

18)You are so angry at someone you want to shine something up real nice and stick it straight up theri CANDY ASS!!

19)You know someone who deserves a Billion Dollar Slap by Stephanie McMahon

20)You know that TLC stands for Table, Ladders an Chairs and know three ways to use them.

21)On your resume you write, 'I'm the best there is, the best there was and the best there ever will be."

22)When a friend asks for money you yell:" It's ALL ABOUT THE MOONNEEEYY!!"

23)You know JBL is not a wrestling god but Ric Flair IS.

24)the sledge hammer is your new best friend

25) You sing your favorite superstar's theme song at events or at home.

26)When you introduce yourself to someone you repeat your last name 10 seconds later.

27)When you hear WWF these days you have a sudden, uncontrollable hatred of pandas.

28)You're talking to your friend and he/she interrupt you, you yell (like Vince McMahon) 'SHHUUTT UUPPP!!"

29)You know how to lie, cheat, and steal like Eddie/Chavo Guerrero.

30)When you see a rooster you think of Vince McMahon

31) You're in love with a WWE Superstar

32) You're ALWAYS busy on Monday (RAW), Friday (SmackDown) sometimes on Tue (NXT), Thur (WWE Superstars) and Sat. (repeats, Main EVEnt) nights.

33)you know how to do the Jeff Hardy entrance dance.

34)When you arrive in a place you've been to before and you pause and you proclaim "FINALLY, (YOUR NAME) HAS COME BACK TO (LOCATION)!"

35)You know what the ROCK IS COOKING!!

36)You like to sing "Sexy Boy" at the top of your lungs whenever Shawn Michaels comes on the TV

37)You refer to a can of beer as a can of Whoop ASS!

38)You get an A on an assignment and you announce that you will having a live sex celebration in class next week

39) You get sad when they announce where the next Wrestle-mania is.

40) You can name all useless information about family, real names, history, title reigns etc. about any wrestler like it’s the English Alphabet

41)When a countdown starts, you yell "BREAK THE WALLS DOWN when it hits zero.

42) You chanted, yell, and shout 'Yeah' or 'Boo' at an event or the TV.

43) You get depressed when your favorite superstar is injured or missing for any night.

44) You tried to use Simon Dean weight loss program!

45) You say WHAT! after anyone in authority tell you something

46)You love pie, Elvis songs sung by the Rock and do Rock's eyebrow raise.

47)You look at something unbelievable and then shout "DAMN!" like Ron Simmons

48) You want to put the FU on someone real bad...or the STFU!

49) You introduce yourself and then you tell them right after "But you already know that."

50)You want to RKO people when they get you mad

51) When someone mentions GTS, you think of Punk's move Go To Sleep

52)For St. Paddy's Day you want to give everyone you don't like a Celtic Cross

53)When a women Giggles or you hear 'Holla' you look for Kelly Kelly or Trish Stratus.

54) From now on when anybody says the words Legacy or Evolution you start talking about Randy Orton, Ted DiBiase Jr., Cody Rhodes, Triple H, Batista and Ric Flair.

55) When you have any wrestler’s theme song on your iPod, or phone (ring tone).

56) You cry when a wrestler retires or inducted into the Hall of Fame.

57) When you see a red carpet you look for MNM to make their entrance.

58)When someone says there are going to take a ride on Space Mountain you automatically think of Ric Flair.

59) you only by ketchup, mustard and bar-b-que sauce from JR (Jim Ross)

60) your closet consist of at least one WWE wrestling Superstar T-Shirt or merchandise.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it

25 Things I Learnt From My Mother

1. My mother taught me

TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don 't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

You know you live in 2010 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years.

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screen name or myspace.

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV.

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

If you are absolutely in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional character Edward, from Twilight, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

People that don't know me think I'm quiet. People that do wish I was.

If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.

If you try to control your thoughts because Edward might hear them, copy and paste to your profile.

Twilight Oath

I promise to remember Bella

Each time I carelessly fall down

And I promise to remember Edward

Whenever I'm out of town

I promise to obey traffic laws

For Charlies sake of course

And I promise to remember Jacob

When my heart fills with remorse

I promise to remember Carlisle

Whenever I am in the emergency room

And I promise to remember Emmett

Everytime there's a huge boom

I promise to to remember Rose

Whenever I see something that holds pure beauty

And I promise to remember Alice

When I'm at a mall and a cute outfit spots me

I promise to remember Nessie

When I see that beautiful bronze hair

And I promise to remember Esme

When someone tells me they care

I promise to remember Jasper

Whenever my stomach isn't curled

And I promise to remember the Volturi

When someone speaks of dominating the world

Yes, I promise to love Twilight

Wherever I may go

So that all may see my obsession

Because I know what the Twilighters know

Don't Like My "Twilight" Obbsession?
Bite Me.

IF YOU LOVE EDWARD ANTHONY MASEN CULLEN THEN COPY AND PASTE INTO YOUR PROFILE AND SCREAM!!

"Some see the glass half full, some see it half empty. Me? i just want to know who the hell is drinking my damn soda."

I dream of a better world...where chickens can cross roads without having their morals questioned.

"The greener grass on the other side is probably just artificial turf."

"If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried."

"He who laughs last didn't get it."

Never knock on Death's door-ring the bell and run away. Death really hates that.

Practice makes perfect, but nobody's perfect, so why practice?

-When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear.

-Education is important; school however, is another matter.

-Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

bob tried to take my twilight books. bob isnt with us anymore.

i am a twilightaholic.

Regular lions say ROAARR.

Angry lions say BLARGAROARIMMAEATYOU

Sad lions say roooaaar.

Mountain lions say: OMGEDWARDCULLENRUN!

"Come to the dark side, we have Edward Cullen!"

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

Emmett Cullen: Stronger Than You since 1916

Jasper Hale: Charming Ladies since 1843

Alice Cullen: Quirkier than You since 1901

Rosalie Hale: Better Than You since 1916

Edward Cullen: Sexier Than You since 1901

Bella Cullen: Luckier That You since 1987

If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.

If you probably need a life but have no intentions of getting one, put it on your profile.

sarcasm; my anti drug.
if you talk about me i got some advice. click your heels 3 times and say 'i wish i had a life'!

OMG! i think i just saw a flying bird! let me write that down in my 'things i dont really give f about' notebook.

yea you have the right to your own opinion, but i have the right to think your stupid.

i speak fluent sarcasm.

yea im one of those crazy overly obsessive teenage girls.
forget a prince with a horse, i want a vampire with a volvo.

Friends

FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella
BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say 'RUN BITCH RUN!'

FRIENDS: Help you up when you fall down
BEST FRIENDS: Laugh and say, "Walk much, dumbass?"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "THAT WAS FRICKING AWSOME"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your crap and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when the guy rejects you
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up to him and say 'its because your gay isn't it?'

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this crappp!!

I'm the girl that if you call my friend a brat I WILL say something.
I'm the girl that will slap you if you push me.
I'm the girl that speaks my mind, whether you like it or not.
I'm the girl that you don't wanna be on her bad side.
I'm the girl that doesn't take crap from anyone.
BUT I'm also the girl that carries a book in her purse.
I'm the girl that wears sweat pants to the dance.
I'm the girl that no one knows her name, for good or bad and I like it that way.
I'm the girl who acts shy one second and the next I will be laughing like an idot.
I'm the girl that people call "Bitch" and "Freak" "Mean" and "Weird" but I take that as a compliment.
I'm the girl that doesn't have normal hobbies. I read and I write.
I'm the girl who isn't a people person but I am when it comes to friends.
I'm also the girl they call "best friend."

Calling me FAKE won't make you REAL,

Calling me STUPID won't make you SMART,

Calling me WEAK won't make you STRONG,

Calling me UGLY won't make you PRETTY,

Calling me POOR won't make you RICH,

Calling me FAT wont make you PERFECT,

Calling me UNCOOL wont make you COOL,

So why bother?

f you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever seen a movie or read a book so many times that you can quote it word for word, and do so at random moments, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.

If you are anti-social sometimes post this on your profile.

If you'd die to become a vampire and dream to be a Cullen, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you wish Emmett was your big brother, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading and/or writing, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.

If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy this into your profile.

If you're quiet a lot but also really loud, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have too many of these copy and paste things in your profile and don't care who dislikes it, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is useless, but you do it anyway, copy and paste this onto your profile.

96 percent of teens would become suicidal if Miley Cyrus jumped off a cliff, repost this if you're part of the 4 percent yelling "JUMP!!" (Not meaning to insult anyone. Everyone is entitled to like who they want.)

If you love Fanfiction.net, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you have ever been so obsessed with Twilight, that when you hear thunder, you think of vampires playing baseball, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are willing to admit you are totally in love with Edward Cullen, a fictional character, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are Team Edward, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have AACIB disorder (Addicted To All The Cullens Including Bella)...copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you have ever gotten light headed from laughing so hard, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you think Edward Cullen is hot, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you cried, screamed, or threw New Moon at the wall when Jane used her power on Edward, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you cried, screamed, or threw a fit when Edward left Bella in New Moon, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that the Twilight books are the best books known to woman and man, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that writing or reading Fanfic stories is fun, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you agree with Bella that life without Edward is useless, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've started having dreams featuring Twilight characters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've reread TWILIGHT over four times...copy and paste this onto your profile.

you're an obsessed love-struck girl of Edward Cullen, copy this in your profile.

If you have ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste.

If you forgot your phone number when some one asks for it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have written a fanfic, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profil

If you have music in your soul copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are against animal cruelty put this in your profile.

If you have ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.

If several inanimate objects just seem to hate you, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have considered naming your kids Edward, Bella, Alice, Jasper, Emmett, Rosalie, Carlisle, or Esme, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are a proud stalker and obsessed fan-girl of Edward Anthony Masen Cullen, copy and paste this.

If you probably need a life, but have no intention of getting one, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you get way to excited for books, movies, etc. to come out, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you actually take the time to read copy and pastes, copy this onto your profile.

If you are, have been, and always will be a High School Musical fan, and you are not afraid to admit it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you screamed over watching Twilight and New Moon trailers, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you constantly search the roads for a silver Volvo, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have way too much time on your hands, and you are on with that time, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever thrown something at your television when you saw a character you despised, whether it be a piece of popcorn, a fork, a chair, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think it would be hilarious to see Bella beat Emmett in an arm wrestling match, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever walked under something that was about two feet above your head, but ducked anyway, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile.

The girl slowly came upon this one
myspace.

It had creatures in the background and the man
looked like a psycho.

She started laughing with her friend commenting on how ugly he was.

Right then, an instant message came up.

It said:

SatanStalker: So how do u like my
MySpace??

XxLoVemExX: What??

XxLoVemExX: Who is this anyway??

SatanStalker: Well, you should know;
youre looking at my MySpace right now.

XxLoVemExX: How do you know that im looking at ur pro??

SatanStalker:I know when people look at my MySpace.

XxLoVemExX: What? That doesnt make
any sense, how?

SatanStalker: I just do.

Satanstalker: Especially to pretty girls like you.

Satanstalker: With very nice legs I might say.

At the time the girl was wearing high
shorts.

She started to pull them down a little bit to cover what
ever she could. Her and her friend started to get
worried now.

XxLoVemExX: Ok whatever man youre starting to scare the living sht out of me.

SatanStalker: You should be afraid.

SatanStalker: You wouldnt want an ugly guy like me touching your legs huh? I mean thats what you
just said about me with your friend like a
minute ago.

They were in shock.

Her friend: Holy crap man just block him
hes a fcking psycho!

The girl: Ok holy crap, you think hes
watching us?

SatanStalker: I am.

SatanStalker: Well it wouldnt really
matter if you blocked me anyway; it wouldnt stop me
from coming to your house.

XxLoVemExX: What? My house?

SatanStalker: Yeah, youre alone so its
not a problem.

XxLoVemExX: Ok I think Im going to leave now because you're freaking me out.

SatanStalker: Your screen name says
love me, trust me that wont be a problem.

SatanStalker has just signed off.

The girl and her friend were really
scared. Girls

friend: Whatever lets just go upstairs trust me I doubt hes really coming. Its just a joke from someone.

They went upstairs and were having a pillow fight.

All of a sudden the girls friend said she had to go to the bathroom. The girl said ok.

Ten minutes later the girl noticed that her friend was
still in the bathroom and was wondering what was up.

She goes and knocks but no one said
anything

she opens it and finds her friend there on
the ground dead. She started to scream but when she
turned around he was there. News the next morning said that there was one girl dead in the bathroom;

her neck sliced with blood all over the ground. with her head nailed to the wall. Just her head.

If you do not re-post this in the next two
minutes here will be three men, one in your
bathroom,

one in your room, and one killing your parents at that
very moment.

Tonight at 1:30am. Well what are you waiting for?

Re-post or you are going to die

WARNING: MAY NEED TISSUES FOR THESE:

A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle

Girl:Slow down, I'm scared!

Guy:No, this is fun.

Girl:No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.

Guy:Then tell me you love me.

Girl:I love you, now slow down!

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gives him a big hug

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this into your profile if you would do this for someone you love.

Copy this if your obsessed with Damon Salvatore!

If you could go hours on end staring at a picture of Damon Salvatore copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are on Team Damon, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that Damon Salvatore ROCKS, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think Damon Salvatore is hot...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have punched somebody because they said Damon was ugly and/or gay copy and paste this to your profile

AV is Addicted to Vampires (my name's Anyce Chanel Harvey... and i'm addicted to vampires)

WIWAVS is Wishing I Was A Vampire Syndrome

DSISS Damon Salvatore Is Sexy Syndrome (i have this bad)

If your in love with a fictional character (like any of the Salvatore brothers plus Matt XD) copy and paste this to your profile

IF YOUR LIFE WERE A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?

So, here's how it works:
1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie and try to pretend you're cool.

Opening Credits

Kissin' U- Miranda Cosgrove

Waking Up

The Way You make Me Feel- Micheal Jackson

First Day At School

Fireworks- Katy Perry

Making Your New Best Friend

Naturally- Selena Gomez

Falling In Love

Like Toy Soldiers- Eminem

Breaking Up

Don't Forget About Us- Mariah Carey

Prom

I Won't Say I'm Love- Hercules

Graduation

No Scrubs- TLC

Life's Okay

LoveGame- Lady Gaga

Death Of A Close Friend

Say Goodbye- Chris Brown

Mental Breakdown

Cleaning Out My Closet- Eminem

Driving

Our Song- Taylor Swift

Flashback

Fergalicious- Fergie

Getting Back Together

Bad News- Orlahnthi

Birth Of A Child

I Can Transform Ya- Chris Brown

Wedding Scene

Miss Independent- Neyo

Car Accident

Unthinkable- Alicia Keys

Final Battle

About You Now- Miranda Cosgrove

Death Scene

Kryptonite- 3 Doors Down

Funeral Song

Turning Me On- Keri Hilson

End Credits

Just The Two Of Us- Will Smith

Deleted Scenes

Waterfalls- TLC

Any stories I start will be finished. I promise.