NAME:NOPE

AGE: 80*7-9745= What you get is not my age.

LOCATION: Classified

GENDER: Girl

WHATS UP PEOPLE!! I am new to the community of fan fiction but I hope to be an amazing writer 1 day!!

My fav games and shows are: Kingdom Hearts, Naruto, Ouran High School Host Club, Bleach, Soul Eater and many others.

I am a KINGDOM HEART FAN GIRL and a NARUTO FAN GIRL so most of my stories will be Kingdom Hearts and Naruto!!

I have many OC some of them (most popular) are my Kingdom Hearts, Naruto, Soul Eater, and Pokemon. Yes I like Pokemon since I was like 3 so DEAL WITH it.

THE "KINGDOM HEARTS" SURVEY

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SECTION ONE

1. Your favorite KH guy?
Sora and Roxas...they are sexy and powerful...plus people say I act like Sora sometimes

2. Your favorite KH girl?
Yuffie shes a ninja how can I not like her?

3. Your least favorite KH guy? Why?
Pete he is just so annoying

4. Your least favorite KH girl? Why?
Kairi. She needs to learn to get off her lazy ass and do something! AND TO STAY AWAY FROM MY SORA BITCH!

5. Favorite World? (Includes both KH1 and KH2)
Pride Rock. Lion Sora: So cute! Alantica: Mermaid Sora so freaking cute plus no shirt!

6. Least Favorite World?
Timeless River NO COLOR I NEED COLOR FOR MY SORA

7. Favorite Weapon? (Includes both KH1 and KH2)
Ultima its cute and Oblivion

8. Least Favorite Weapon?
None I love them all!

9. Fave. Summon? (includes both KH1 and KH2)
Tinker Bell. She saved me against Kurt Ziza
KH2? Huh...stich I love him so cute and powerful

10. Fave. Form? (aka. Sora's Forms)
Final. And Anti-Sora

11. Favorite Pairing? (includes yaoi coupling) Why?
Marluxia/Vexen: Marluxia's too much of a girl to actually be witha girl. And Vexen's a creepy old dude in the basement. It's just kinda sweet.
Zexion/Demyx: They're so cute together! Have you SEEN any fanart?!
XemSai: It explains just why Saix is second in command. ;)
Xibgar/Zaldin: it just works, I guess. I don't really know...

12. Least Fave. Pairing? (includes yaoi couples) Why?
Akuroku and Soriku. Roxas and Sora are mine dammint!!

14. Weirdest Pairing(s) You've Ever Heard Of?
Donald/Sora how the hell did that happen

15. Any "KH-pet-peeves" you have?
The KH COM card system. I kept running out of cards!!

16. Fav. Partner in KH? (includes both KH1 and KH2)
RIKU! He's a way better fighter then Donald and Goofy combined

SECTION TWO

17. Do you believe in the Xemnas/Saix theory?
(Giggles and flushes) Hell Yeah!!

18. Do you believe that Zexion is emo?
At first i did, but after playing Kingdom hearts 358/2 with him, I don't anymore. He is just missed understood.

19. Do you believe that Marluxia is gay?
The real pronounciation of his name, the robot, the hair, the scythe...how could he not be.

20. Do you believe that Kairi is the most annoying character in KH?
She can't fight, she can't save herself, and...oh yeah...she spent most of KH unconcious! So HELL YES!!

SECTION TWO

21. If Roxas had to choose either Naminé or Olette, who would you root for? Why?
Namine. I like Namixas better then Roxette..but he is still mine!!

22. What's your theory on "Kingdom Hearts: Birth By Sleep?"
I belive that Ven is somehow related to Sora. Aqua meets Kairi and puts a spell on her. And Terra meets Riku and gives him power to become a keyblader one day. FEAR MY LOGIC!!

23. Was Chain of Memories a waste of time?
No! Even though the card system was annoying after a while...I understood Organization XII more.

24. If you had the choice of meeting ONE (and ONLY ONE!) KH character, who would it be?
Definitely Sora. Because that's like meeting Roxas too! Since they merged together and all. So you get a two in one, almost. :D AND BOTH SORA AND ROXAS ARE MINE!!

25. Which KH character do you relate to the most? Why?
Riku. He's got that dark side to him yet tortured and brooding that's like me but he could be good when he wants to. Also, getting the hell out of the place I was born in/live in is a high priority in my book!Sora. Sometimes I just feel the need to be hyper and funny. I also have the urge to help people for no apperiont reason.

26. What's the most embarrassing moment that ever happened to you that had something to do with KH?
Well...There was this one time when my parents were having a christmas party. I was in a corner playing Kingdom Hearts 358/2 Days and I was fighting Saix on proud mode. And after dieing about..10 times I finally beat him. I got so happy I jumped up and screamed YES I KILLED HIM, I KILLED HIM!!Everyone looked at me with WTF written on there face. I left and went to my room after that.

27. Have you ever cosplayed as a KH character? If so, who? If not, who would you like to cosplay as?
No, but I should. Sora. I love him!! But it would probaly be Xemnas because my skin color is almost the same his.

28. The Funniest Moment in all of KH would be...?
KH: After you go through the last door in End of the Worlds, the first cut scene, when Xehanort's heartless is talking, we pan out to Sora. He looks like he's surfing...Also at the beginning when Sora runs to Riku but gets hit with a wave...MAJOR WIPEOUT!!
KH2: The World That Never Was
Sora: Hey Riku, you're coming back home with us, right?
Riku (is silent for a minute): I had given in to the darkness. How am I going to face everyone?
Sora: Like THIS! (makes funny face)
Riku: (laughs)

29. The Hardest Enemy/Boss was...?
Sephiroth. He has a giant ass sword.

30. What was a good edition in KH2 that made it oh-so-addictive?
The worlds, the forms, the new stuff, and the triangle button was my best friend.

SECTION THREE: Decisions, Decisions...Only One...

31. Hayner or Pence?
Hayner. Pence makes me uncomfortable

32. Zexion or Marluxia?
Zexion. Marluxia scares me to much pink.

33. Riku or Roxas?
ROXAS OF COURSE

34. Roxas or Sora?
DONT MAKE ME CHOOSE!! I NEED BOTH OF THEM IN MY LIFE!!

35. Axel or Demyx?
I can't choose here! Can't I just have both?! No? Well I dont give a fuck I want both!

36. Kairi or Larxene?
Larxene. Kairi is a bitch.

37. AkuRoku or SoRiku?
Neither

38. Namixas or Namiku?
Namiku Riku needs some love.

39. Zemyx or AkuRoku?
Zemyx!! There so freaking cute together!!

40. SoKai or SoRiku?
Neither I like SoKat(Sora/Katonya)

41. Sea Salt Ice Cream or Paopu Fruit?
Sea Salt Ice Cream. I like ice cream and I want to try it.

42. Cloud or Leon?
Cloud. Leon is cool okay.

43. CloTi or Clerith?
CloTi. Aerith is DEAD!

44. Simple and Clean or Passion?
Simple and Clean. It's what attracted me to KH in the first place and its my theme song.

SECTION FOUR

45. List all the KH characters you've fallen for. (This includes Final Fantasy characters as well)
Sora, Roxas, Axel, Riku, Zexion, Cloud, Ven, Zack and Demyx

46. What crossovers would you like to see with KH?
KH and Naruto Shippuden. That would be awsome ninjas and keybladers.

47. Does anyone in KH look like another character? List 'em all!
Axel looks like Reno from FFVII
Roxas looks like Denzel from FFVII: Advent Children
Ventus looks like Roxas, duh And Vanitas looks like Sora, duh

48. Which new KH game can you abosolutely NOT wait for?
I got the PSP necessary for BBS, so all that's next is Kingdom Hearts: Re: Coded for the DSi, which I want now! NOW I TELL YOU!!

49. Do you like KH1 or KH2 better? Why?
KH2. Sora didn't sound/look like a nine year old girl in this one...and the clothes were the best

50. LAST QUESTION! What makes Kingdom Hearts one of the best games in the world!?
There is nothing wrong with KH, the series is amazing. Plot, characters, and Orgy XIII. Gotta love them Nobodies.

We are Nobodies.-Axel
That's not very nice.-Roxas
No, Nobodies...with a capital 'N'.-Axel
-Kingdom hearts 358/2 Days

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That day, when school was out, the boy went home, grabbed his dads gun, and shot himself in the head.

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Number your 12 favorite Naruto characters (in no order) and answer the questions!

1. Naruto

2. Sasori

3. Shikamaru

4. Sasuke

5. Gaara

6. Kakashi

7. Itachi

8. Kiba

9. Sai

10. Deidara

11. Rock Lee

12. Kabuto

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?

Kakashi and Rock Lee *Shivers* NO and I dont think I want to.

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Sasuke is hot..but he belongs to Naruto.

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

AHAHAH! Kabuto get Gaara pregnant??!! AHahaha! Gaara would kill him painfully for 10 days...or just be in shock and then go on a killing spree.

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?

Sai...A few but he was usally the annoying prick in them.

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Kakashi and Sasori? Uhm...no...I don't think so.

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

Gaara/Deidara or Gaara/Sai...GaaraDei would have to be my choice out of the two...

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex? X3

If Itachi walked on in Sasori and Kabuto having sex...he'd look at them calmly before saying 'Times like these I wish I was blind' and then walk off.

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic.

Shikamaru couldn't believe his luck. Being stuck in a cave with an insane Deidara! This is going to be troublesome..or is it?

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?

NaruKiba fluff? You bet there is! I've read a few...

10) Suggest a summary for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic

Hahah... eherm... "Kabuto was pissed off that Orochimaru only used him for sex...so he decided to take out his revenge...and who better to use than Itachi, Orochimaru's first target?"

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?

NOW YOUR TALKING!! ...Sasuke would be a neko cat , his best friend Naruto will be a neko fox, while protecting Naruto from a gaint snake Sasuke confesses his love for the blonde. And what will happen when the blonde has the same feelings for the raven, and is in HEAT.

12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

Shikamaru het? I dunno hey...they might.

13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

Rock Lee? Yeah there's a few that draw him its really funny.

14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five ?

Sasori/Sasuke/Gaara...OH HELL NO!!

15) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion? X3

Hmm..."AAAAAAAAAAAAAART IS A BAAAAAAAAANG!!!!!" Hehehehehheehe...

16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

A song fic for Kiba hmmm..I would use the song Dynamite because Kiba is crazy and a party animal.

17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

WARNING: Naru/Kakashi/Kabuto!!! Extremely sick and twisted rape and drug abuse. (Kabuto would drug them)

18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two

"...Danna want to make me explode, un?" "HELL YEAH!!"

19) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight?

Their Youth is OVERFLOWING!! Can you not feel this love between criminal and ninja!!

20) What would Three say if they walked in on Five and Ten having sex?

Shikamaru- *walks in and sees Gaara and Deidara* ... "Troublesome." Grabs keys and leaves, closing the door then putting a seal on it.

THE NARUTO SURVEY! NARUTARDS UNITE!

1) Who is your favorite character(s)? All of the them.

2) Who is your favorite pairing(s)? SasoriXDeidara, SasukeXNaruto

3) Are you a Naruto yaoi or hentai fan? YAOI!!

4) Ever cosplayed Naruto characters? No, I'm going to though

5) List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise. Sadly none yet...

6) Have you ever felt you were destined to be with a Naruto character? If so, who? Yes Kiba

7) NaruHina or KibaHina? Kiba and Hinata!! But I still love Kiba

8) SasuSaku or SasuNaru? SasuNaru.

9) Which team is your favorite? Does Akatsuki count? If so, them

10) Do you support the Obito theory? (Tobi=Obito) No Obito died retards.

11) Do you support the 'Yodaime is Naruto's father theory? He is he even finds out about it.

12) Your favorite Akatsuki member? Deidara, Sasori, Hidan, and Suigetsu.

13) Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke? I HATE HIM IN THE SHIPPUDEN HE LEFT NARUTO, BUT I DON'T MIND HIM IN THE ORIGINAL!!

14) Have you seen all of the Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)? YES!

15) Have you read all the chapters so far? No I really dont read the manga I just watch the anime.

16) Do you believe Naruto has ADD? A little bit.

17) Sub or dub? Sub!

18) Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura? Anti-Sakura.

19) Tobi= Annoying or funny? Funny! Tobi is a good boy!!

20) Do you even know who Tobi is? MADARA!!

21) Gai= Sexy beast or ugly nerd? Ugly nerd.

22) Which character would be the best cross dresser? Haku! he is one!

23) Rock Lee= Weird or awesome? weird.

24) Which character would be the best OOC? Who and how? Um... hm... Deidara.

25) Do you like Naruto fan fictions? Duh if I didnt why would I even be here?

26) Do you write Naruto fan fictions? Yes...I'm actually planning out one.

27) Do you like lemons? That depends who's in it...

28) Do your parents know about the Naruto characters? No.

29) Have you ever watched the Naruto Abridged series? Yes

30) Have you seen the Naruto Ultimate fan flashes? Most of them.

31) Have you ever got someone else hooked on Naruto? Yes my friend.

32) Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and someone recognized it? Nope.

33) Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and your teacher came up to you and say 'WTF?' No...but now I'm going to do that.

34) Has Naruto affected your life and grades? Life: Yes! Grades: No!

35) Are you broke thanks to Naruto? No... I'm broke 'cuz i don't get paid.

36) Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise? Yes

37) Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory? Nope.

38) Do you draw Naruto fan art? Yes!!

39) Is Sasuke still sexy in the second stage of the curse seal? No. i think he looks like a cave woman in the second stage.

40) Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life? Not all of it, Kingdom hearts took my life over most of it.

you think it's unfair Deidara comitted suicide to kill Sasufag and think Sasuke's a god-modder who deserves that nickname, copy and paste this into your profile.

If an Akatsuki member is your favorite Naruto character, copy nd paste this into your profile

If you've ever fallen asleep in a class, paste this to your profile

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you love your MP3 player, copy and paste this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. (its sad i know)

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

92 percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Repost this if you are one of the 8 who would be laughing your rear off, copy and paste this into your profile!

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if you have crazy psycopathic dreams of world domination join me and copy this into ur profile

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If you've ever threatened a computer or video game console, copy and paste this into your profile. Nobody says "game over" to me!!

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Warning: trespassers will be shot. Warning: survivors will be shot again

I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...

Deidara will never be forgotten and will live on in our hearts. If you think this PLEASE copy and paste this in your profile.

Never knock on Death's door... Ring the bell and run away... he hates that

"A ninja waits until the dead of night, when the enemy sleeps and drops his guard, when his weapons lie forgotten in the stillness of the night, that is the moment for a ninja to strike." Copy and Paste if your a Ninja!

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Bad Things to Hear on an Airplane Intercom

1. This is your captain speaking and I don't feel that life is worth living anymore

2. We're cruising at an altitude of... Ah hell I don't know

3. Could somebody come up here and tell me what this button does?

4. AHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Just kidding.

5. Would the fight attendant bring me a martini? And keep 'em comin'

6. This is... uh... This is... uh... your... Hmm, I seem to have lost my memory...

7. Passengers on the left side of the plane -- does that engine sound funny to you?

8. Good God Steve! We’re going to crash! Oops -- is this intercom on?

9. We'll be on the ground in ten minutes. One way or another...

10. This is your captain speaking: I'm depressed, suicidal, and I'm taking you all with me. By the way, I've already killed the co-captain.

last night, as I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and thought to myself, "Where the fuck is my ceiling?"

sasori : -_-

deidara: /_\ )

hidan: *

kakuzu; $_$

itachi: o/_\O

kisame: =_=

tobi: ((o)))

zetsu: ((o_O))

pein: - : : -

konan: /-_-\*)

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