Steve/Tony, peripheral Clint/Natasha. In which our heroes play a game or two, and feelings get involved. So obviously not my characters. My first Avengers fic and it feels good, guys!

Harry/Draco. Reacquainted and it feels so good. Warnings: not my characters. Not epilogue compliant. Heavily involves karaoke and inner monologues.

Albus/Scorpius. Albus and Scorpius explain how their relationship began to their nieces and nephews. Grandfathers Harry and Draco help. A semi-Christmas story. I so clearly did not think of these characters on my own.

Eventual Harry/Draco. Seven years out of Hogwarts, Hermione organizes dancing lessons for all the rhythmless Ministry employees who attend those damn galas. Harry can't dance, and how fortunate that Draco can't, either. Not my characters, EWE, et cetera, et cetera.

Harry/Draco. Film & Scotch Saturdays at Harry's house are a new thing for Draco. Crying over fiction isn't. What a relief that he isn't the only one. Not mine, EWE, fluff, et cetera, et cetera.

Harry/Draco. Because writing a report regarding that werewolf outbreak in Sussex gets a lot less interesting when "Auld Lang Syne" is playing louder and louder and Draco Malfoy's perched on the edge of your desk. So out of season and so very fluffy. EWE. Not my characters.

Harry/Draco. Longer, fluffier sequel to Fictionland. It's been 60 days and the fan fiction-following couples are over and done, but that doesn't stop Harry from falling for the one person you always knew he would. EWE, not my guys.

Multiple pairings. Hermione introduces Harry to the world of fan fiction. Awkwardness, self-discovery, and uncomfortably burgeoning sexuality ensue. Takes place in Harry's eighth year and rejects all preconceived pairings. I didn't make these guys up.

Harry/Draco. Fluffy as all hell. Some things are inevitable. And this may not have been one of them at first, but thank the gods it ended up that way. Epilogue? What epilogue? These boys, they are not mine.

Harry/Neville, one-sided Ginny/Harry. Oneshot. What happens when what was meant to happen doesn't. This is sickeningly angsty. Not epilogue compliant. Not my characters.

Neville/Harry. Oneshot. A fifth year post-detention interlude in which our heroes compare battle scars and trade compliments and share small wonders together. Didn't make these guys up.

Neville/Harry. Dialogue fic. Snippets of conversations between the Boy Who Lived and the one who killed the snake. Other characters make cameo appearances every now and again. I didn't invent these guys.

Albus/Scorpius. When being Potions partners just isn't enough and all you can think about is a chipped front tooth or pale grey eyes. Epilogue compliant. These characters belong to someone much cleverer than I.

Neville/Harry preslash with some slash at the end. Prequel to "Brilliant." Relationships, mistakes, and good decisions past in the lives of Neville Longbottom and Harry Potter. I don't own these characters, and this isn't epilogue compliant.

Neville/Harry, Ron/Hermione. Sequel to Brilliant. When Ron and Hermione hit a rough patch, Neville and Harry do what they can to help while reexamining their own relationship. Not epilogue compliant, not my characters.

Rolf/Luna. Oneshot. She's disheveled and different, and he prefers it that way. Epilogue compliant. Not my characters.

Neville/Harry. Nine years is a long time for feelings to go unnoticed. Maybe he'll get around to it someday. This story rejects the epilogue and substitutes its own. Also, I did not, in fact, invent Harry Potter and his compatriots.

Oneshot. What Professor Snape has left to teach Harry. Not epilogue compliant. Characters aren't mine.

Eventual Shawn/Cory. Post-high school AU. Everyone takes a while to figure out their feelings. Post playground, begins before "Needs." I painfully obviously do not own these characters.

Shawn/Cory. Oneshot. Follows "Needs." Of fries and shaving and a lack of necessity regarding underwear, it's the little things you never notice till it really seems to matter. I don't own these characters. I wish I could write fake people so convincingly.

Shawn/Cory. Oneshot. The truth is they've always needed each other. They just now figured out how. Partially inspired by oncethrown's S/C stories. Don't own 'em, never will.

Chad/Ryan. Sometimes, there's a holdup. And it's not what, or who, you'd expect. Two notes. I don't own these two.

Chad/Ryan. Oneshot. All things new. Not my characters, not at all; I'd never name someone Sharpay.

Chad/Ryan. Named after a Barenaked Ladies song. A series of vignettes, year by year, documenting Ryan and Chad's relationship from Ryan's perspective. These characters are not my own. I cannot stress this enough.

Chad/Ryan. Much ado about long term commitments. Inspired by Kenneth Branagh's take on Much Ado About Nothing. I do not claim to own their characters. I do claim to own their fictionalized sexual appetites.

Chad/Ryan. Ryan Evans fears a lot of things. Kissing girls tops the list. Don't own these characters, but if I did, High School Musical probably wouldn't be rated TV-G.

Chad/Ryan. Oneshot. Fluff. Ryan Evans defines "crisis" a little differently from you or me. I wrote this, but the characters are absolutely not mine. What if they were, though? That'd be crazy!

Harry/Snape. It's something everyone needs sometimes, whether you're a specky, scrawny git or a sallow-faced, hook-nosed man with a sour expression. Not epilogue compliant, not in the least. Note: I don't own these characters.

Mentions of Chad/Ryan. Oneshot. Set after "OK, That Too." Sometimes, it's hard to say how someone will react to surprising news. I don't own these characters, but hey, aren't my portrayals believable?

Chad/Ryan. Oneshot. It was the voice. It was only the voice. These characters aren't mine, though I vaguely wish they were, because there's nothing I don't love about haphazardly written songs and cheesy dialogue.