Herro :3
Sorry I haven't updated in a while... But here's what's what:

Okay guys, I am having major trouble thinking about what I should post first. If you want a one-shot, I'll try my best at them. PM me or something and I'll take a look at you request. I don't think I could write a lemon, though.

Things I will write for: Naruto; Kingdom Hearts; Final Fantasy (Only 7 and 8, though); Yu-gi-oh (I guess...); Inuyahsa (Mayyyybe...);

I don't think I'd write yaoi very well, nor yuri.

Just Pm me the characters you want me to hook up (Or whatever) and I'll try my best. I will insert OC's, for those of you who don't like canons :)

Also, if you want a specific thing to happen, send me the outline in your PM.

In case I don't put it in my stories: DISCLAIMER- I OWN NOTHING!!!

Hey there! :D

Info about me:

Name: ??? (Cuz I'm a ninja, and I can't have people giving away my identity)

Age: (P. S. I'm somewhere between 1 and 1000 :P)

Occupation: ??? (That would give away my age :)

;_; = axel
-_\\ = zexion

Writing: I can write okay stories... I guess. Depends on you, my dear reviewer.

I am an absolute Kingdom Hearts FANATIC! I also love FINAL FANTASY!!! GO SQUEENIX!

I can handle yaoi and yuri, but I don't really love it.. Well, actually, BOY LOVE IS HAWT!... but that's just me :3

~~Dreams for the future:~~

I wanna go to an ANIME CONVENTION!!! WOOT! (Done)

Okay, some of my stories have guy bashing. I'm sorry if you get offended in anyway, but they are MY stories for a reason.

Hmm... What else...

I can be VERY perverse :)

Favorite quotes:

"MAE-EMLYN! PUT YOUR PANTS BACK ON!!!" ~ Me making fun of my friend on the way back while she was eating Ice-Cream

"PUT THAT BACK IN YOUR MOUTH!!!" ~ Me making fun of my friend on the way back while she was eating Ice-Cream, again.

"You have to have a pass." "A pie?" ~My friend, who can't hear. ILY

"PIE!" ~Me, making fun of my friend.

"Now we're BROTHERLADIES!!!" ~ Cheese from 'Foster's home for Imaginary Friends'

Xaldin: "Have you been a good boy?" Me:"OMG! XALDIN'S A PEDOPHILE!!" ~ Me watching KH2

Goofy:"We've been sleeping." Cid: "Where? In cold storage?" ~ KH2, Goofy and Cid.

"JEREMY! GO EAT YOU TACO, THEN!" K, yelling at her lil bro

"I'm not Asian anymore" My friend, pushing her eyes together.

Me: "What's flan?" K: "It's really good. It's like Jello. Jello and Pudding." Me and my friend, talking about flan.

"Think of it as a sort of "Leon compliment". " Aerith G. in Kingdom Hearts, after Leon said something to Sora

Xaldin: Is this the end? *dies* Me: "Well, I wonder! Retard." - Me, at Xaldin death.

Hades: Did you forget who you're talking to? I am the Lord of the Dead! Auron: Heh, no wonder no one wants to die. - BUUURRRN!

Axel: Got it memorized? - heh, gotta love Axel :3

Demyx: Run-Run away! *Vanishes* Sora: ...Oookay... - Sissy.

Sora: [to Xigbar] I bet you're just trying to psyche me out by saying really random stuff. Xigbar: Gee... I just don't know. *silence* Be a good boy now!- AWK-WARD!

Seifer: Hey, Chicken Wuss. -I don't like Seifer much, but this line just cracks me up.

Pence: Hey guys, all our - - is gone! Huh? I can't even say the word - - !; Olette: Huh? You can't even say the word --?; Hayner:Looks like the culprit is going around stealing --. ; Hayner: All our --, gone? Roxas: And not just the --, the word --! They stole it too!; Woman: My --. My Precious --. Seifer: You just had to take everyone's --, didn't you? My Sister: Wouldn't it be funny if the word was virginity?- L. O. L.

xX:I Couldn't Help Myself:Xx

I was born on the day of Vexen

In the month of Luxord

In the year of Xemnas, Demyx, Lexaeus, Xemnas

And I'm Demyx + Zexion year's old. You could also say that I'm Axel + Zexion + Xemnas years old.

My favorite number is Axel

But my lucky number is Roxas

If you get it, put your own on your profile

-Fill Out #s 1-13 With Organization XIII Member's Names In Random Order:

1.Axel

2.Marluxia

3.Luxord

4.Larxene

5.Roxas

6.Demyx

7.Xemnas

8.Xaldin

9.Xigbar

10.Vexen

11.Zexion

12.Lexaeus

13.Saix

1) Is a Seven/Three pairing more on the humorous side or the angsty side?

Xemans/Luxord= Well... I think it would be humorous. Luxord going around drunk and drama queen Xemnas XD

2) Would Four/Ten be a smutty fic or a fluffy fic?

Larxene/Vexen= Oh gawd, THE SMUT!!!

3) Do you reckon it's possible for Two and Nine to get together?

Marluxia/Xigbar= Well, you have a boy and a girl... XDDD

4) One and Eleven are going out...what's the Organization's reaction?

Axel/Zexion= Knew it. Next, they'll threesome with Demyx

5) Which couple suits better? Eight/Thirteen or Six/Five?

Xaldin/Saix or Roxas/Demyx

DemRoku, All the way.

6) Is Twelve the most attractive member of the Organization?

Lexaeus? EWWWWWWWW!!! NO, NO, NO, no, NO.

7) Do you think Three would be happy if Eleven and Eight got together?

Luxord would've been gambling on the hook-ups, and he would have lost miserably for Zexion/Xaldin. So, no.

8) Write a title for a Four/Two story.

Marluxia/Larxene? Uh... Crackle of the Cherry Blossom? Yeah, let's go with that.

9) Have you ever read a Ten/One pairing?

Vexen/Axel? EWWWW!! Never have and NEVER WILL. Ever.

10) Do you think it's possible to make Five/Thirteen canon?

Roxas/Saix? God, I hope not. Saix would kill anyone attempting that.

11) In a Six/Nine pairing who would be top and who would be bottom?

Demyx/Xigbar. Dem is a pussy, so he'd totally be on bottom.

12) Do you believe that One/Thirteen could happen?

Yeah... I've seen it. OH THE HORRORS!!!

13) What would the summary say for an Eleven/Three story?

Zexion was always a stick in the mud... until Luxord got a hold of him, that is.

14) What would happen if Twelve/Seven had a baby?

Xemnas and Lexeaus baby? It would be a big baby. BIG effing drama queen baby... like 22 pounds, 2 ft. at birth... Depending on the mom ;)

15) Write a warning for a Two/One/Eight story.

Axel/Marluxia/Xaldin? Axel will be tramatized by the end of this story.

16) Four and Twelve are getting married...what would Five say as a speech?

Larxene and Lexaeus getting married and Roxas giving a speech...

Roxas: Well, LEx, all I can say is... I'm glad it wasn't me. *Runs out door*

Dislikes in a Story: HORRIBLE grammar (Learn how to spell if you're gonna write a story.), way OOC CHARACTERS (You can have some changes, but you can't have... Vincent all Happy-go-Lucky, or... You can't have the Powerpuff Girls become the pessimist girls.), TEXT TALK IN STORIES (it makes the story suck.), MARY-SUE'S (*cough* *cough* BELLA! *cough* *cough*), SHORT REVIEWS (C'mon, write a decent one people!), And finally, people who just love each other in a snap. It takes time for RELATIONSHIPS to DEVELOP, people!

Quiz thingies:

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile

If you are insane, copy and paste this into your profile.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off!

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

If you don't have a problem with homosexuality, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever spelled your name wrong paste this in your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.

If you believe Organization(Xemnas/Zexion/Axel/Demyx) has a heart, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever threatened a computer or video game console, copy and paste this in your profile

If you have attempted to summon the Keyblade in real life, then copy and paste this into your signature.

THE KH SURVEY

(Please copy and paste this onto your profile and answer the questions! Axel says to spread the KH fever!)

SECTION ONE: The "Favorite" Questions

1. Your favorite KH guy? Do you mean only to the KH Series or are the FF people included? Either way, it's Axel :3

2. Your favorite KH girl? Hmmmm... I like Aqua, but I think I'd like Olette more.

3. Your least favorite KH guy? Vexen! He creeps me out. O.o

4. Your least favorite KH girl? Why? Does Marluxia count?

5. Favorite World? (Includes both KH1 and KH2) Hallooween Town! It was so cool! Or Atlantica... *drools*

6. Least Favorite World?Imma hafta say... Agrabah. .

7. Favorite Weapon? (Includes both KH1 and KH2) Larxene's Kunai! I like throwing them ^^

8. Least Favorite Weapon? Vexen's Shield…'nuff said.

9. Fav. Summon? (includes both KH1 and KH2) Bambi!

10. Fav. Form? (aka. Sora's Forms) I never really used the forms…

11. Favorite Pairing? (includes yaoi (AND YURI) coupling) Sokai. They belong together!

12. Least Fav. Pairing? (includes yaoi couples) Namine and Roxas. Yeah, I know I just said I love Sokai, but give me one good reason why they should be together. Other than the fact he's Sora's Nobody, all Namine did to 'woo' him is tell him he wouldn't disappear. Big whoop. If it were me, I'd of called a Psyche ward on her.

13. Any cool crack pairings you've heard of? List 'em. LuxordXQueen of Hearts; XemnasXUrusula; VexenXMaleficent;

14. Weirdest Pairing(s) You've Ever Heard Of? Sora and Roxas…seriously? They're the same person. He'd be like Narcissus.

15. Any "Kh-pet-peeves" you have?

1. Cussing at the game repeatedly.

2. Sora killing off all the Organization members. D:

3. The amount of times it has cause me to have a fangirl moment.

16. Fav. Partner in KH? (includes both KH1 and KH2) Mickey Mouse!

SECTION TWO: Do you believe it, or not believe it

17. Do you believe in the Xemnas/Saix theory? Well, it makes sense. Xemnas makes Saix get all the members out of the Castle, then.. *Shudders*.

18. Do you believe that Zexion is emo? No. He’s just incredibly anti-social, a book nerd, and has an awesome haircut. Wait a minute...

19. Do you believe that Marluxia is gay? I plead the 15th.

20. Do you believe that Kairi is the most annoying character in KH? No. It wasn't her fault all that crap happened to her. Then she got the Keyblade thing at the end-ish part, so...

SECTION THREE: Answer Yourself!

21. If Roxas had to choose either Namine or Olette, who would you root for? Olette.

22. What's your theory on KH: Birth by Sleep? It'll be a story of how Sora got his powers?

24. If you had the choice of meeting ONE (and ONLY ONE!) KH character, who would it be? Roxas, or Riku, or Demyx, or Axel. Anyone who's single. *winkwink, nudgenudge*

25. Which KH character do you relate to the most? Why? Roxas. I have mood swings and can emo at any second! Plus, I'm adorable. :D

26. What's the most embarrassing moment that ever happened to you that had something to do with KH?

I cried at the end of KH1 and my mom walked in.

27. Have you ever cosplayed as a KH character? If so, who? If not, who would you like to cosplay as? YES! Namine! Why would I do this after I said I hated her? To see if there were any hot Roxys, of course! XD

28. The Funniest Moment in all of KH would be...? When Seifer calls what's-his-face chickenwuss. It just cracked me up.

29. The Hardest Enemy/Boss was...? Xaladin!

30. What was a good addition in KH2 that made it oh-so-addictive?
1. More boys.
2. More boys.
3. A happy(ish) ending.
4. Atlantica... *drools* (WE SHOULD'VE SEEN THE ORGANIZATION THERE, DAMMIT!)

SECTION FOUR: Decisions, Decisions...

Note: You MUST only choose one! "Both" or "Neither" is unacceptable!!
31. Hayner or Pence? Hayner

32. Zexion or Marluxia? Zexion! Although I might get some hair-care advice from Marluxia...

33. Riku or Roxas? F*k you, I'm not answering that.

34. Roxas or Sora? Roxas.

35. Axel or Demyx? Axel. Burn Baby Burn!

36. Kairi or Larxene? Kairi. Larxene scares me…

37. AkuRoku or SoRiku? AkuRoku. (Though I could turn them un-gay.)

38. Namixas or Namiku? Namixas. Never fear Riku, you shall not be alone for long! ...Now, how do I get into video games?

39. Zemyx or AkuRoku? Zemyx. Axel and Roxas are mine.

40. SoKai or SoRiku? SoKai.

41. Sea Salt Ice Cream or Paopu Fruit? Sea Salt Ice Cream. I want some...

42. Cloud or Leon? Cloud. That poor depressed chocobo…

43. CloTi or Clerith? CloTi.

44. Simple and Clean or Passion? D: I hate you.

SECTION FIVE: The Last Section!

45. List all the KH characters you've fallen for. (This includes Final Fantasy characters as well) Axel, Cloud, Demyx, Zack, Roxas, Riku, Zexion, Leon, and Reno.

46. What crossovers would you like to see with KH? Pokemon. Or maybe Gosick. Howl's Moving Castle, Ponyo... *goes on and on*

47. Does anyone in KH look like another character? List 'em all!

Axel looks like Reno.

Sora looks like Roxas. derr.

Kairi looks like Namine. derr.

Xion looks like Yuffie.

Roxas looks like Ven.

48. Which new KH game can you absolutely NOT wait for? Dream Drop Distance. And they better be grown up this time, damnit!

49. Do you like KH1 or KH2 better? Why? KH2. More boys, better graphics (Atlantica *Squeel!*), More boys, more talking, more boys, weapons!, more boys, more worlds... did I ever mention more boys?

50. LAST QUESTION! What makes Kingdom Hearts one of the best games in the world?

Story challenge
Rules: Write a short story (or oneshot) for each of the following categories. Paste the story challenge on your profile and as you complete each one, cross it out. For the “Quotes and titles” section you have to have at least 3 of them in both categories. You are NOT allowed to use two of the items at the same time and cross them both out. They must be posted in order. When you are done, send this on to the next person to see how much fun they get out of it. Good luck!
Random:
Rain -
Snow -
Drowning -
Suicide -
Shopping -
Dark -
Light -
Snowboarding -
Marathon -
Amnesia -
Mind-reading -
Antisocial -
Farming -
Married -
Rape -
School -
Cats -
Pirates -
True love -
Hearts -
Detention -
Items in the story:
Chips and chocolate -
T.V -
Video games -
Scarf -
Painting/sketch -
Gloves -
Earrings -
Alcohol -
Drugs -
Quotes or Titles:
“What hurts the most” -
“When I lose myself I think of you” -
“Why do you have to go?” -
“Do you really understand me?” -
“Drifting away” -
“I hate water” -
“Guten tag, Bonjour, Allo, Hello!” -
“I wanna bathe with you in the sea” -
“I lost my shoe while dancing” -
“They're not gonna get us” -
“I want to hold you like your boyfriend does” -
“To the end of time” -
“We lost a dream we never had” -
“What’s her face” -
“My, my have you been naughty” -
“Why do you always have to hide?” -
“That’s all you have to say” -
“Do you like my new lip piercing?” -
“I think I’m in love with you” -
“Why are you crying?” -
“You're bleeding!” - Playing Nurse.

They hurt her.

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted, "Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. Lucille

FACT: About two months later, 16-year-old David Gregory read this post and didn't repost it. When he went to take a shower, he heard laughter, started freaking out, and ran to his computer to repost it. He said goodnight to his mom and went to sleep, but five hours later, his mom woke up in the middle of the night from a loud noise and David was gone. A few hours later, the police found him in the sewer, with a broken neck and the skin on his face peeled off.

If you don't repost this saying "They hurt her," then Carmen will get you, either from a sewer, the toilet, the shower, or when you go to sleep, you'll wake up in the sewer, in the dark, then Carmen will come and kill you.

I'm sorry, but that scared the crap out of me .

Oh, and one more thing:

COPY MY STORIES AND DIE.

Kthxbai!