"Excuse me, sir, but it appears that you have forgotten your toaster."

"Oh goodness gracious! Thank you."

Okay, I admit I BS'd my profile when I got the account. I couldn't just leave it blank, y'know?

I really don't know what to say here. I mean. I don't really want to have all those copy-and-paste things on my profile, though some of them are quite funny. I guess I'll just babble about my fanfics? And things relevant to ffnet too.

First things first: I do read a LOT of fanfiction, but I hardly fave or review. As you can see, there is nothing in my favorites. I'm not sure why, really. I guess it's kind of weird to be reading fics, and then fave one story, and have it sitting there by itself in my favorites. I dunno, it might just be me, but that's probably how it's going to stay, at least for a little while. As for reviewing... I'm a bit self-conscious when it comes to commenting on stories. I have no idea why, I mean, I don't have problems with my posting fanfics here for anyone to see, and I'm okay with replying to most reviews (unless I really don't know what to say), so it doesn't make sense to me why I don't review things.

Finished Fics:

A Dragon is Still a Dragon: One-shot, complete. There will be no second chapter.

Fics in Progress:

From Dragons to Magic: Three chapters completed and posted. Currently writing chapter five and planning chapters eight onwards. Update speed is going to be super-slow for a while, because my life's really busy until March, and even then, I have a lot of things to do.

Fics Being Planned:

A Sinking Feeling: (Working title, it's probably going to change) Part Two of the "Hiccup-gets-stuck-in-the-Triwizard-Tournament" one-shot series.

Currently Unnamed: Part Three of the "Hiccup-gets-stuck-in-the-Triwizard-Tournament" one-shot series.

That's about it, I suppose.