Hey readers, my name is (beep) and I'm a avid fanfiction reader/writer! But you can call me XxPandaFangirlxX or CleverKitsune07 or most recently XxHell-in-my-HeadxX or Lee-chan. I am also called Lieutenant Light Bulb. Or, some call me by my character names. ^.^ I just started about... in mid January 2011??? I like writing fanfictions for Fullmetal Alchemist and Ouran Highschool Host Club. I like to read anything to do with FMA, OHSHC, Naruto, Fruits Basket, Inuyasha, Bleach, and Deathnote. I love any recommendations for new anime's and love critique! And if you flame me, I will flame you right back! Right Mustang?

Mustang: Depends.

On what?!

Mustang: if the girl flaming you is hot or not.

Urgh... Colonel Bastard and his miniskirt army...

Mustang: What was that? *snaps on gloves*

Um... nothing? heh heh heh *laughs nervously*

So I've watched all anime's including: FMA, OHSHC, Fruits Basket, Inuyasha, Bleach, Best Student Council, Kekaishi, pieces of One Piece, +Blood, and Deathnote. More are: Mew Mew Power, Midori Days, and Lucky star, HellGirl, Ichigo Mashimaro, Maburaho, the Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumya, Shingetsutan Tsikihime. If anyone could recommend any, especially ones on youtube, that'd be awesome ^.^ GAH! I almost forgot I've seen the first 100 episodes of Naruto. (i watched them in less then a week, then dubbing stopped on youtube. :( sigh...)

I've read all mangas including: Fruits Basket, OHSHC, and Bleach.

More About Me for All you Stalkers out There:

Name: Well some call me Lee, some call me Mari, some Jeanie, some LeeLee, some XxHell-in-my-HeadxX
Favorite Color: Black :)
Favorite Food: Anything really. But I love any Oriental Food, and Spicy Foods like Mexican.
Favorite Music: Oldies, Classic Rock, Punk ROck, Soul, Metal, I like some Mexican flavored type Music.
Favorite Tree: Well, I like Weeping Cherry Blossoms. But I also like Redwoods. ^.^
Favorite Flower: Ummmm... Idk. Forget me Not's? Or Tiger Lily.
Favorite Movie: Anything Suspenseful or Creepy, and Comedy Movies.
Instruments I Play: Piano, Drums, Xylaphone, Guitar, and some say I sing well. Which I rarely sing at all. ^.^'
Political View: Mostly Republican, sometimes third party. I'm Pro-life forever and believe America should stop importing so much!
Religious Views: I'm a cradle Catholic, try to make it to Church every Sunday. I respect other's views and won't instantly try to insult them, but I might ask questions about your religion and why you believe it. :)

Wanna know more about me? Just Ask!!!!!!!!!! unless you want my address or something. Cause that'd be insanely creepy. o.O

Favorite Quotes
"If life gives you lemons, squeeze them in your enemies eyes."

"MY cabbages!"- Cabbage man from Avatar

Actor Azula: You caught me. Wait! What's that? I think it's your honor!
Actor Zuko: Where?!

Zuko: So far, this intermission is the best part of the play.
Sokka: Apparently, the playwright thinks I'm an idiot who tells bad jokes about meat all the time.
Suki: Yeah. You tell bad jokes about plenty of other topics.
Sokka: I know!
Aang: At least the Sokka actor kinda looks like you. But that woman playing the Avatar doesn't resemble me at all!
Toph: I don't know. You are more in touch with your feminine side than most guys.
[Aang growls]
Katara: Relax, Aang. They're not accurate portrayals. It's not like I'm a preachy crybaby who can't resist giving over-emotional speeches about hope all the time.
[Everyone looks at Katara.]
Katara: What?
Aang: Yeah... that's not you at all

Sokka: Oh, good. You guys have met.
Suki: Actually, we met a long time ago.
Zuko: We did?
Suki: Yeah. You kind of burned down my village. (pause)
Zuko: Oh, I'm sorry about that. Nice to see you again.

Aang: This is Appa, my flying bison.
Sokka: Yeah, and this is Katara, my flying sister.

Sokka: Pretty clouds.
Zuko: Yeah.. fluffy. [Sokka begins to whistle due to awkward silence]
Zuko: What?
Sokka: Wha-- Oh! I didn't say anything. [Brief silence]
Sokka: You know, a friend of mine designed these war balloons.
Zuko: No kidding.
Sokka: Yep! A balloon... but for war.
Zuko: There's one thing my dad's good at, it's war.
Sokka: Yeah, it seems to run in the family.
Zuko: Hey. Hold on, not everyone in my family is like that.
Sokka: I know. I know, you've changed.
Zuko: I meant my Uncle... He was more than a father to me... And I really let him down.
Sokka: I think your uncle would be proud of you. Leaving your home to come help us. That's hard.
Zuko: It wasn't that hard.
Sokka: Really? You didn't leave anyone behind you care about?
Zuko: Well, I did have a girlfriend. Mai.
Sokka: That gloomy girl who sighs a lot?
Zuko: Yeah. [smiles] Everyone in the Fire Nation thinks I'm a traitor. I couldn't drag her into it.
Sokka: My first girlfriend turned into the moon. [frowns]
Zuko: That's rough, buddy.

Katara: (to Aang, about stopping Hei Bai) I believe in you.
Sokka: (Encouraging tone) Yeah... We're all gonna get eaten by a spirit monster

Sokka sits up, half-awake, knife and boomerang in hand, and says in a very sleepy voice: "What happened? Did we get captured again?"

Sokka: Okay Karma person or thing whoevers in charge of this stuff, if I can just get out of this situation alive, I will give up meat, and sarcasm. Ok? That's all I got. It's pretty much my whole identity, Sokka, the meat and sarcasm guy, but I'm willing to be Sokka the veggies and straight talk fellow. Deal?
Aang appears.*
Sokka: Aang! Thank goodness! Have you got any meat?

Toph: "There it is!"
Everyone then goes to look to see nothing there.
Toph: "That's what it'll sound like when one of you finds it."
She waves her hand in front of her face to remind everyone that she's BLIND.

Katara: The king is throwing a party at the palace tonight for his pet bear.
Aang: Don't you mean platypus bear?
Katara: No, it just says "bear."
Sokka: Certainly you mean his pet skunk bear?
Toph: Or his armadillo bear?
Aang: Gopher bear?
Katara: Just... "bear."
*pause*
Toph: This place is weird.

"We've just witnessed of what I like to call misdirected rage, I believe the technical term is being an ass." -Shigure S.

"Wherever you go, go with all your heart."-Confucious

"You know your life is good when you don't want to go to sleep, because reality is better then any dream."-Dr. Seuss

"Some teenagers sneak drugs to school. Some sneak alcohol. Some sneak in their cellphones. Some even sneak in gum. Me? I sneak in fiction books to hide behind my text book. :)" -me. :)

"When you think about it, anime nerds and geeks have their own secret society. If a nerd sees someone with propaganda of an anime they like, they spazz and talk about it like they're best friends and everyone around them has no clue what they're talking about." -chibimaker

The Writer's Corner

In the Shadows
At this point, in the shadows is a one shot wonder, and I don't believe I'll continue writing it. If I get reviews asking to continue, I will consider it for the happiness of my reader!

Never Forget
This story is currently on Chapter 2, and is updated with review recievances? eh. Well I have many ideas for this story so R & R! If you want, I will put a description of the OC character below. I always love fanart, and may hold competitions in the future for prizes. ^.^

Hidden Melody
This is currently my more humorous fanfic, because hello, its Ouran's Host Club! haha. Pretty decent plot, not as much drama and angst as other Ouran fanfics. I tried to make mine more realistic, like something like this could actually happen. Its not instantaneous poof! you're in love with a host because you see him after school. haha and its not, oh i'm rich and am getting a fiance or my entire family died! I decided to do something more realistic. Also, there's some of Haruhi in elementary school! If you love the story, after I'm done, maybe I'll make a story on Rayne and Haruhi when they were younger or even some one-shots! :)

My OC Characters

Name: Rayne Akatsuki
Birthday: July 7 (The Star Festival, Tanabata)
Age: 16
Blood Type: AB
Hair Color/Length: Bright red, wavy and shaggy with many layers and bangs. It falls to her hips and is usually in one loose braid.
Eye Color: Grey/ silver, they darken and lighten with her mood
Height/Weight/Cup Size: 5'5, 135, C/D
School: Ouran High School, class 2-A for some classes, 2-B for others
Status: Poor, in school on a music scholarship
Nationality: Half-Japanese, Half-Scottish
Family: Mom is deceased, owns a grey striped cat named Tiger. (Always looks like a kitten because he was the runt. Big paws and ears but small.)
Favorite Subject: Music
Clothes: For school, she wears her dad's old white collared shirt, so the sleevs are loose and she rolls them up. She wears her old black school skirt and lace up combat boots. She also wears big (more square shape then round) glasses and an old tie of her dads. These change for whatever she feels like. Hates wearing revealing clothes, due to scars and embarassment.
Fears: Getting close to people, only for them to leave. Her loved ones dying.
Talents: Most string instruments, singing, making things go BOOM, climbing, acrobatics, and fighting. (Wing Chun fighting style)
Known For:
-By friends: Her selflessness and musical talents, her overprotectiveness, her destruction of alarm clocks
-By everyone else: Her anti-social attitude, her tough exterior, her crazy climbing, and her association with the Host Club as an amazing violinist.
Random Facts: She loves high places, minus ferris wheels. She has many crazy things in her lockers, minus her books. She loves food, and will often find dumb reasons to go over Haruhi's house for food. She finds pink lemonade annoying and a crime against nature, (HOW'D THEY MAKE IT PINK?!)

Things to do on an Elevator

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.

Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile

If you're afraid of catching "Normal" copy this into your profile

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

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( 0 ) BUNNY BUTT!! If you love animals copy, paste, and add your name on the list: Naruto6969, Tsarina Torment, Beckz 2000, XxRainbowSprinklesxX

It takes 47 muscles to frown, and 17 to smile, but it doesn't take any to just sit there with a dumb look on your face.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.

XD hehe. If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving isn't for you

if you're the kind of person that doesn't get scared of those scary stories posted on profiles copy and paste this onto you're profile. if you dont. . .

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door

A wise man once said, "Ask a girl."

:) This is evil smiley. Evil smiley likes sharp things. Copy and paste Evil Smiley on your profile so he can rule the world. MWAHAHA

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you know our society is moving in the wrong direction, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get like two reviews, copy this into your profile.

If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile:D

wowlookatthisimtypingthisveryoddlinebreakifyoucanreaditcopyandpasteyousmartperson

A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know and wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile.

I hate pop-ups. If you hate all the ads popping up while you're trying to read some story, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are a chocoholic copy this into your profile

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you have ever made up your own language just for fun, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading and/or writing copy and paste this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're bored, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, IwuvMyKenshyPoo, Heidiplease, iNsOmNiAc BiLlIe JoE lOvEr, Black Panther Warrior, Mina the Mischevious, blondy-10-22,Kakashi's kid Aj 13, xXnarutofan_22Xx, 0xHannahx0, Tsarina Torment, Beckz 2000. XxRainbowSprinklesxX

(I'm not that popular anyway but I still have a lot of friends who love me :) )

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Alice001,HeartOfAgony,sorceress-of-faith, Ribbon-chan03, MyObsessionIsGaara, kage kui, NejiTenfanforever, 9shadowcat9, Akatsuki wolves6, Naruto6969, Tsarina Torment, Beckz 2000.

"When life gives you lemons, throw them back and demand oranges.

98% of the internet population has a Myspace. If you're part of the 2 that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile.

95 percent of all teenage girls would jump off a cliff if stephanie meyers made edward cullen die in the twilight saga. Copy and paste if you'd be one of the ones laughing themselves to death!

If you only copy and paste these copy and paste things to make your profile longer than anyone elses, (I win. HA!) copy and paste this to your profile

If you think that it's not fair that the guys in manga and anime are almost always better than the guys in the real world, copy and paste this in your profile! Then add your name to the List Mit-chan007, Ni-Chan, vampgirl8, XxGaarasGirlXx, Gaaras1Girl, Saara-chan, SakuraAkatsuki101, wolfrider93, YaoiLuvr,Sasuke likes waffles, xTheForgottenUchihax, Tsarina Torment, Beckz 2000, XxRainbowSprinklesxX

If your profile is long, copy this onto it to make it even longer

If you have ever dreamed about being an Anime Character, copy and paste this into your profile

If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile!

If you avoid teen fads and don't live your life according to others copy and paste this.

If you are obsessed with something considered childish for someone your age, copy this into your profile. Anime, video games, cartoons, comics, you name it...

If you've ever threatened a computer or video game console, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

All the good men in this world are fictional characters. Copy if true.

If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.

If you think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this on your profile

MENtal pain, MENtal anxiety, MENopause... all our problems start with men!

I only know how to do things three ways: the right way, the wrong way, and my way... which is the wrong way only faster.

The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so he can tell when he's really in trouble

For once someone might actually call me 'Ma'am' without adding 'you're making a scene'.

OH! Rope! It's more manlier than string!

I've been given sugar. Please use this time to prepare for the end of the world.

You plus me equals knives and blood.

This is not something to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown, with great force.

A vase is basically a flower torture device; you rip it from it's home, put it in a small container and watch it die slowly.

Garden Rule: When weeding, the best way to make sure you are removing a weed and not a valuable plant is to pull on it. If it comes out of the ground easily, then it was a valuable plant.

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

“Temper gets you into trouble. Pride keeps you there.”

Your pen maybe mightier than the sword, but my keyboard can crush your crummy pen.

If it's small, I run over it. If it's big, I ram it 'till it's small, or outta my way

You see, the problem here is, you're speaking in Math, and I'm listening in Stupid

All the special effects in the world can't turn a bad plot into a good movie

Whoo! I don't have any homework to feel guilty about not doing tonight!

Great minds do think alike. But then again, so do simple animals...

It doesn't matter how varied high school courses are, because in the end, they all turn into math class

Fate doesn't exist. We're all just pawns in someone else's fanfiction!

Kids look at algebra and think, "Why put letters into Math?"
Adults look at internet lingo and think, "Why put numbers into English?"

I had a dream, and in it, something eats you.

I hate you. Why? I need a reason?

When your dad is mad at you and asks you, "Do I look stupid?" don't answer him.

It's too late to scream.

Tell Hell I sent you.

...I feel stupid, and contagious...

You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named 'Bush', 'Dick', and 'Colon' --Chris Rock

I'm going to hell, who's coming with me?

I'm not afraid of death, what's it gonna do? kill me?

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.

Hi. I'm probably home, I'm just avoiding someone I don't like. Leave me a message, and if I don't call back, it's you.

"Stay back I've got a chainsaw! Memememememem!memem."

Have you noticed since everyone has a camcorder these days no one talks about seeing UFOs like they used to?

How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?

I'm the man of the house and I have my wife's permission to say so.

We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public. -Bryan White

When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.

Never do anything that you wouldn’t want to explain to paramedics.

I ran with scissors, and lived!

Must. Hide. Dead. Body.

Shhh...I'm plotting

I know KUNG-FU and 50 other dangerous words

"Nobody controls me. I'm uncontrollable. The only one who can control me is me, and that's just barely possible."

Be optimistic. All the people you hate are going to eventually die

"It's all fun and games 'till someone loses an eyeball...Then it's like...HEY! FREE EYEBALL!!"

This is my phrase. Do you see my phrase? If you do, I hope you don't steal it because if you do, you'll get a tumor.

I don't only want to rain on your parade...I want to blow up all the floats!

Define normal

People say I'm crazy, actually I'm just bored.

I personally think we developed language because of our deep inner need to complain.

Your kid may be an honor student but you're still an idiot.

A mighty oak is the result of a nut who held its ground.

There's too much blood in my caffeine system.

I haven't lost my mind, it's backed up on disk somewhere...

You can go anywhere you want if you look serious and carry a clipboard.

The weak can never forgive. Forgiveness is the attribute of the strong.

Why are wrong numbers never busy?

You never know how strong you are...until being strong is the only choice you have.

The smaller the monkey the more it looks like it would kill you at the first given opportunity

TIRED OF CHEAP PICK-UP LINES?

Man: "Is this seat empty?"
Woman: "Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down."

Man: "So, wanna go back to my place?"
Woman: "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?"

Man: "Your place or mine?"
Woman: "Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine."

Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"
Woman: "It's in the phone book."
Man: "But I don't know your name."
Woman: "That's in the phone book too."

Man: "So what do you do for a living?"
Woman: "I'm a female impersonator."

Man: "What sign were you born under?"
Woman: "No Parking."

Man: "Hey, baby, what's your sign?"
Woman: "Do not Enter"

Man: "How do you like your eggs in the morning?"
Woman: "Unfertilized !"

Man: "Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason"
Woman: "Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks!"

Man: "I'm here to fulfill your every sexual fantasy."
Woman: "You mean you've got both a donkey and a Great Dane?"

Man: "I know how to please a woman."
Woman: "Then please leave me alone."

Man: "I want to give myself to you."
Woman: "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."

Man: "I can tell that you want me."
Woman: "Ohhhh. You're so right. I want you to leave."

Man: "If I could see you naked, I'd die happy:
Woman: "Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing."

Man: "Hey cutie, how 'bout you and I hitting the hot spots?"
Woman: "Sorry, I don't date outside my species."

Man: "Your body is like a temple."
Woman: "Sorry, there are no services today

If you believe in Jesus Christ, copy this onto your profile. DON`T IGNORE THIS, because in the Bible it says: "If you deny me, I will deny you in front of the Father." So be considerate. Why do we ((sleep)) in church,
But stay ((awake)) through a 2 hour movie?
Why is it so ((hard)) to talk about God,
but so ((easy)) to Gossip?
Why are we so ((bored)) when we look at a Christian magazine,
but find it ((easy)) to read Playboy?
Why is it so easy to ((ignore)) a Godly Facebook Wall Post,
Yet we ((repost)) the nasty ones?
Why are ((churches)) getting smaller,
But ((bars and clubs)) are growing?
Think about it, are you going to repost this?
Are you going to ignore it, cause you think you'll get laughed at?
Would You Have Read This if it Said... Read This In Gods Name.

98 OF TEENS WON'T STAND UP FOR GOD... REPOST THIS IF YOU'RE ONE OF THE 2 WHO WILL

IF YOU LOVE GOD, COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

My mother taught me...

1. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."
2. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"
3. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."
4. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going with me."
5. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."
6. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."
7. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."
8. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"
9. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."
10. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."
11. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"
12. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."
13. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOUR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"
14. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."
15. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."
16. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"
17. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."
18. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you're cold?"
19. My mother taught me HUMOUR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me."
20. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."
21. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."
22. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"
23. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."
24. My mother taught me SHAPE-SHIFTING.
"You'll turn into a sausage if you eat any more."
25. And my favourite: my mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

You can only type ONE word! Not as easy as you might think - now, copy or forward, change the answers to suit you and pass it on. It's really hard to only use one word answers. You can only type one word.

1. Where is your telephone? pocket

2. Where is your significant other? Nowhere.

3. Your hair? untamable

4. Your mother? Red's game

6. Your favorite thing? Music.

7. Your dream last night? Um...

8. Your iPod? Life.

9. Your dream/goal? Help

10. The room you're in? Messy

11. You hate? Pink

12. Your fear? Loss

13. Where do you want to be in 6 years? College

14. Where were you last night? Soccer

15. What you're not? Normal

16. Muffins? Banana?

17. One of your wish list items? Passport

18. Where you grew up? Suburbs

19. The last thing you did? Food.

20. What are you wearing? Sweatpants and a tank.

21. Your TV? Off.

22. Your pet(s)? Dog.

23. Your computer? Crap.

24. Your life? Meh.

25. Your mood? Meh.

26. Missing someone? Always.

27. Your car? None.

28. Something you're not wearing? socks.

29. Your summer? Summery.

30. Your eyes? Moody

31. Love someone? Family.

32. Your favorite color? Black

33. When is the last time you laughed? Today.

34. Last time you cried? Nunya

35. Who will repaste this? *shrugs*

15 Things to do in Walmart

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look"

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

15. Grab a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go!"

Hair Color
[x] Brown - $100
[ ] Blondie - $50
[ ] Black - $15
[ ] Bald - $5
[ ] Other-$75

Eye Color:
[ ] Brown - $20
[x] Green - $75
[x] Blue $150
[ ] Hazel $100
[ ] Other - $15

Height:
[ ] Over 7' - $200
[ ] 6'8? to 7' -$175
[ ] 6'0? to 6'7? - $150
[ ] 5'5? to 5'11? - $75
[x ] 5'4? to 5'10? - $85
] Under 5'4 - $27

Age:
[ ] 50 to 56 -$175
[ ] 46 to 50 - $150
[ ] 41 to 45 - $125
[ ] 31 to 40 -$100
[ ] 26 to 30 - $75
[ ] 21 to 25 - $50
[ ] 19 to 20 -$25
[x] 0 to 18 - $100

Birth Order:
[ ] Twins or more than twins - $750
] First Born - $320
[ ] Only Child - $250
[x] Second born - $150
[x] Middle child - $100
[ ] Last Born - $100
[ ] third born - $550
[ ] fourth born - $300
[ ] fifth born - $400
[ ] sixth born -$215

Drink?
] I did like twice - $400
[ ] Only Holidays - $250
[ ] Sometimes - $215
[ ] YES - $200
[ ] only weekends - $300
[ ] Every other day - $50
[ ] Once a day - $15
[ ] I live from the bottle - $Bankrupt$
[x] No - $600

Vision?
[ ] perfect vision $400
] need or have glasses/contacts but don't wear them $200
[ ] No correction $100
[x] Glasses $50
[ ] contacts $25
[ ] Surgical correction -$100

Shoe Size:
[ ] 13+ - $300
[ ] 12 and a half to 13 - $250
[ ] 11 to 12 - $400
[x] 7 to 10 - $500
[ ] Under 7- $450

Favorite Colors:
[x] Green-$750
[x] Red - $600
[x] Black - $100
[ ] Yellow -$475
[ ] Brown - $300
[ x] Purple - $225
[ ] White - $400
[x] Aqua - $350
[ ] Orange - $300
[ ] Blue - $300
[ ] Pink - $100
[ ] Other - $500

Did you use a calculator to add it all up?
[ ] Yes $0
[x] Nope - $1000
[ ] some- $750

My price- $4,935

Tell ya what, if you're selling me to one of my favorite anie characters, I'll cut it down to $2000