ArcticWolfe
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Joined 09-29-02, id: 274761, Profile Updated: 09-19-09
Author has written 1 story for Lord of the Rings.

I am a fan. This is my fiction.

I have been horribly lax regarding updating my fanfiction and reading new ones.

Christina TM is my friend. She likes to write fanfiction for 24, Numbers, House, Star Trek, and many more fandoms I don't follow.

For me, reason is the natural organ of truth; but imagination is the organ of meaning. Imagination, producing new metaphors or revivifying old, is not the cause of truth, but its condition. —C.S. Lewis

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Once a Thief by E. Griffin reviews
Hood has always had loyal servants to aid him in his conquests, until Rictus encounters a situation that may turn him from his master forever. Thief of Always, Clive Barker
Clive Barker' - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,179 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/6/2010 - Published: 9/10/2004
Bronze, Sliver, Gold, Steele by PompatusPaul reviews
Crowley phones an old friend to ask a favor. Aziraphale becomes slightly miffed. Remington Steele is being cool. Giles from Buffy also in attendance. Finally complete!
Good Omens - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,494 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/4/2008 - Published: 10/24/2005 - Complete
Troublemaker by Keitorin Asthore reviews
What did Aslan say to Edmund after he was rescued from the Witch's hold? Oneshot. COMPLETE.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,988 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/5/2006 - Edmund Pevensie - Complete
A Ring! Sweet! by Mireath Warrior reviews
LOTR and Napoleon Dynamite crossover...sort of. Mostly LOTR with a bit of Napoleon thrown in. Hilarity ensues, sarcastic comments, that sort of stuff. It's like MST but in written form! COMPLETE!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 19 - Words: 26,205 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/17/2005 - Published: 2/17/2005 - Complete
The Guide's Entry On FanFiction by JuicyFrood reviews
How ironic...
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 298 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/11/2005
The Game by The Artisan reviews
The meaning of a certain game, for some of us.
Tetris - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,648 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/4/2004 - Complete
The Bogeyman by Under The Bridge reviews
The bogeyman story has been told for centuries to scare kids into being good. But when a four-year-old Artemis hears the story, he decides to catch the bogeyman before it can catch him.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,228 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/3/2004
A Teenager's Prayer by The Reader of Books reviews
A mere prayer. Flames are welcome but it won't change how I feel and what I wrote.
Bible - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 385 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/5/2004 - Complete
Oh no, not again by Plot-twister reviews
sorry about the double chapter post; i'll try and recover the real Chapter 2 or else rewrite it (wrings towel menacingly)...more to come...
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,107 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 7/12/2004 - Published: 4/12/2002
The Lord of the Ringtones: The Ecommunity of the Ringtone reviews
Parody. A study on how the quest would have been different had they had cell phones, cable TV, the internet, and cars. Many stupid jokes by two overtired geeks. Yay completion!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 28,809 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/26/2005 - Published: 8/7/2004 - Complete