scheese.and.quokkashide bio
 Author has written 4 stories for Rizzoli & Isles. From the depths of New Zealand emerges my guilty pleasure: Rizzoli and Isles/Harry Potter crossover and vintage lesbian fanfiction. Full disclosure: I'm totally shit and only post sporadically when the bug bites me. I advise you to drastically reduce your expectations of any semblance of regular posting from me, and then reduce it some more. I've got a kid now and getting a decent stretch of me-time is like catching smoke. For everybody wondering what the hell happened to Jane and Maura at Hogwarts - I'M SORRY, DON'T HATE ME! They're still there, drowning in all the sexual tension. I haven't abandoned them, and they will get their happy ending. It might just be that you read about it when we're all in rest homes. Anybody have tips for getting permanent marker off a painted wooden window sill? The parenting gig is tough this week. |
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Trains and Sewing Machines by seahorses reviews
Sequel to Charmed. Brittany and Santana have newborn infants, Rachel is new to LA and Quinn's husband is always on the road. Quinn turns to Rachel for support now that her two oldest friends have their hands full. Brittana and Faberry.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 204,606 - Reviews: 1021 - Favs: 825 - Follows: 779 - Updated: 8/12/2012 - Published: 1/25/2011 - Brittany P., Santana L. - Complete
Calamity Jane Meets Dr Isles, Medicine Woman by JoBethMegAmy. my homegirls reviews
An AU set in the Old West. Why? Because I want to know how a proper, aspiring female doctor would react to a driven, hard-as-nails woman on the range. They don't know it yet, but Maura's fiancee just met his match.
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: T - English - Romance/Western - Chapters: 50 - Words: 278,317 - Reviews: 3228 - Favs: 1,824 - Follows: 859 - Updated: 7/20/2012 - Published: 1/30/2012 - J. Rizzoli, M. Isles - Complete
This Isn't Dating by uhpockuhlipz reviews
Since they were thirteen years old, Santana's been telling her "this isn't dating" or "that isn't dating". And since they were thirteen, Brittany's been wondering... So what is? Brittana
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 65,397 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 10/28/2011 - Published: 2/5/2011 - Santana L., Brittany P. - Complete
Long Time Coming by uhpockuhlipz reviews
Santana comes out to her father after being caught in a not-quite-friendly position with her best friend. brittana. Kind of angsty but not really. Quinn's in there too...
Glee - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,482 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/18/2011 - Santana L., Brittany P. - Complete
Count the Stars by finisterrae reviews
"When you stop counting the stars, that's when I'll stop loving you, B." Brittana one-shot. Rated T for language
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,845 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 542 - Follows: 67 - Published: 9/3/2011 - Brittany P., Santana L. - Complete
Never Forget You by louicorn reviews
She promised to never forget her. Future fic. One-shot.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,502 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Santana L., Brittany P. - Complete
Stolen Halo by Orange-Green reviews
One night changes Santana and Brittany's lives. This is a story of how they recover together. Brittana
Glee - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 48,399 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 5/31/2011 - Published: 4/23/2011 - Santana L., Brittany P. - Complete
Lights Will Guide You Home by Siannon reviews
Will gets an unexpected call, and a new understanding of two of his Glee kids. Brittana. Oneshot.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,553 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 18 - Published: 5/19/2011 - Brittany P., Santana L. - Complete
To The Beat Of Our Noisy Hearts by bluecrush-x reviews
Brittana Baby!Fluff - "I can't wait to start a family with you," you whisper against Brittany's mouth in-between frenzied kisses.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,035 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/13/2011 - Brittany P., Santana L. - Complete
Distance Travelled by AgentB81 reviews
Santana is away on vacation and Brittany reflects on her feelings for her best friend, borrowing Kurt to help her out.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,782 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/27/2011 - Brittany P., Santana L. - Complete
Offerings by SunnyCait reviews
It's Easter Sunday and Brittany is having trouble staying awake at church... Santana has a plan to keep her attention though. - Probably only for those who are hell-bound already or at least not too sensitive to blasphemy. *cough* M for a reason.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,756 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/23/2011 - Santana L., Brittany P. - Complete
Beautiful Dreamers by uhpockuhlipz reviews
Fluff. Pure fluff. A quick future!fic in which Brittany is a kindergarten teacher and Santana is... well, you'll see. Brittana fluff in its finest form.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,301 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 20 - Published: 4/6/2011 - Brittany P., Santana L. - Complete
Phoenix by Sappho's Ghost reviews
"Maybe rising from the ashes won't be just a metaphor." / TRIGGER WARNING. Character death, angst.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,180 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Santana L., Brittany P. - Complete
Fairytales by SquiggleB reviews
Santana wakes up to a cold empty bed to realise Brittany is missing. Where can she even be on a Sunday morning? Shamelessly fluffy.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,308 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/29/2011 - Brittany P., Santana L. - Complete
love me forever, love me today by sirrryesssirrr reviews
An engagement and two brides. Brittany/Santana. Fluff. Femslash.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,848 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/24/2011 - Brittany P., Santana L. - Complete
What I Did for Love by Orange-Green reviews
Brittany's history told from her perspective. Rated M for adult themes. Brittana
Glee - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 17,223 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 1/18/2011 - Published: 1/12/2011 - Brittany P., Santana L. - Complete
I Love You, You Silly Bee Charmer by MirellaArabesque reviews
Idgie and Ruth's lives, beginning the day Ruth comes back home. This story contains big-time femmeslash! Rated M.
Fried Green Tomatoes at the Whistle Stop Cafe - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 19,643 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 1/11/2011 - Published: 1/24/2009 - Complete
Playtime by ShyOne21 reviews
Futurefic. Isabelle goes in search of her parents and isn't quite sure what she finds.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,799 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/5/2011 - Brittany P., Santana L. - Complete
Twenty Years by Sappho's Ghost reviews
It's been twenty years, and nothing between them has changed. Ridiculous Brittana fluff. My procrastination continues.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,169 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 22 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Santana L., Brittany P. - Complete
Hidden Moments by Stargirl888 reviews
Some moments between a couple are private, profound, and incomprehensible to everyone else. A few personal Brittana moments as viewed by the other gleeks.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,525 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 31 - Published: 12/28/2010 - Santana L., Brittany P. - Complete
Color by EverShadow reviews
When Glee club loses a friend, everyone feels it. But one glee member feels it so much more than the others and embarks on her own journey to discover how to move on.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 58,977 - Reviews: 981 - Favs: 2,559 - Follows: 569 - Updated: 9/5/2010 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Brittany P., Santana L. - Complete
Sunbeams, Rain Clouds and Rainbows by AgentB81 reviews
A conversation about thoughts and feelings. Brittany/Santana Femslash
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,125 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/23/2010 - Brittany P., Santana L. - Complete
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Rizzoli and Isles & The Prisoner of Azkaban reviews
AU: In which Gryffindor Jane Rizzoli and Ravenclaw Maura Isles meet at Hogwarts during their third year. Maura is a transfer student from Boston, in desperate need of a friend. Jane is her lovable, ever crass self, in dire need of someone to show her why her mother's attempts to fix her up with boys will forever be in vain. Eventual Rizzles, with a bit of fun along the way.
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 111,426 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 263 - Updated: 3/30/2015 - Published: 10/10/2013 - J. Rizzoli, M. Isles
Blanket Fort Storm Shelter reviews
What better way to shelter your kids from a storm on a Friday night than with a blanket fort? Oneshot. This is the second companion piece to The Years That Answer. Reading the original story will give you a better insight into this universe, though I think this fic will stand alone just fine.
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,877 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/21/2014 - J. Rizzoli, M. Isles - Complete
Converting Carbohydrates reviews
Jane and her fifteen year old daughter do a little bonding over some midnight cereal. Short, cute, and a little bit fluffy. This oneshot is the first companion piece I've written to one of my earlier fics 'The Years That Answer'. It can stand alone just fine, though you might want to read TYTA first.
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,711 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 25 - Published: 4/17/2014 - J. Rizzoli, M. Isles - Complete
The Years That Answer reviews
A fluffy three-shot, set in 2062. Jane and Maura have spent close to five decades as an out and proud couple, and suddenly find themselves with cause to recount the journey of their life together to an interested teenager.
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,311 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 12/5/2013 - Published: 11/6/2013 - J. Rizzoli, M. Isles - Complete
