NordicFaeries
 Author has written 1 story for Hetalia - Axis Powers. Hallo everyone, just call me Sve, okay? This is my second account here. I'm also known as ImTtlyTheHero, but I lost the login to that account, so I made a new one. I'll be continuing the following stories from my old account: Religious Insanity and Hetalia Owner's Guide and Instruction Manual. I've lost interest in Verräter, so I'm sorry to all who had enjoyed it. Hetalia- WWIII supernations: QUOTES~ "All I hear is the little voice in my head telling me to kill all my friends before they have a chance to kill me... What, you don't hear it?" -Caboose, RvB "My brother always said 'Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me.' so one time I hit him on the head with a dictionary and said 'Where's your saying now, bish?!'" -me "Wow Tucker, that thing either really hates the sword, or it really hates you!" -Church, RvB "My invisible friends says I have mental problems..." -tshirt "It's not the arguing with yourself that's weird, it's the arguing with yourself and LOSING that's weird!" -me! For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.) I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. 1. You came to look at my profile because you were bored, saw my name on your review, or If everything I've said so far is right, or you think it's funny in any way whatsoever, paste this to your profile for others to enjoy. For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what are you doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob fest, and start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say some completely random thing, like,"Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumb-war with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings and tape them on your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the biogrophies and physical traits of every charecter in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework instead of doing it. Crazy is when you giggle upon finding out that Edward has gone to the Volturri, because it was stupid for him to take second hand information. Crazy is when you wish your boyfriend's name was Jasper or Edward. Crazy is when you cry everytime you re-read New Moon when Edward leaves Bella (even if you know he would come back!) Crazy is when you are laying on your best friends bed while she and her boyfriend are having a fight and are on either side of the room and then you start to laugh hysterically no apparent reason. Crazy is when you start talking to yourself, then laugh for no reason and start waving to the person next to you for the next ten minutes. Crazy is when you stare at a mirror and when someone asks you what you are doing you say you are finally going to beat yourself at a staring contest. Crazy is bungee jumping off your bed with a piece of gum. Crazy is trying to drown a fish. Crazy is when you're talking with a friend and then randomly change the subject more than 3 times in one minute. If you are crazy, copy and paste this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list. FRIENDS:never ask anything to eat or drink BESTFRIENDS: Help themselves and is the reason you never have any food FREINDS:Call your parents M. Mrs and grandma and grandpa BESTFRIENDS:Call your parents MOM and DAD GRAMS AND GRANDPAPPY FRIENDS:Would bail you out of jail BESTFRIENDS:Would be sitting next to you saying, "Shit! We really messed up! It sure was fun, though." FRIENDS:Never seen you cry BESTFRIENDS:Wont tell anyone else you cry... just laugh about it when your not down anymore FRIENDS:Ask you to write down you number BESTFRIENDS:Has you on speed dial FRIENDS:Borrows your stuff and gives it back a few days later BESTFRIENDS:Loses your stuff and tells you, "my bad .. heres a tissue" FRIENDS:Only know a few things about you BESTFRIENDS:Could write a very embarrassing biography about your life FREINDS:Will leave you behind if thats what everyone else is doing BESTFRIENDS:Will kick the whole crowd asses that left you FRIENDS:Would knock on your front door BESTFRIENDS:Would walk right in and say,"IM HOME" FRIENDS:You have to tell them not to tell BESTFRIENDS:Already know not to tell FRIENDS:Are through high school/college (drinking buddies) BESTFRIENDS:Are for life FRIENDS:Will be there to take your drink away when they think you've had enough BESTFRIENDS:Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say,"Girl/Boy drink the rest of that. You know we don't waste." FRIENDS:Will crack under interrogation. BESTFRIENDS:Will not only keep their mouths shut, but will help you hide the body. FRIENDS:Will look at you like you're crazy when you tell them you're an alien from outerspace. BESTFRIENDS:Will break you out of the loony bin and drive you to New Mexico to meet up with the mothership. FRIENDS:Will know all your passwords. BESTFRIENDS:MADE all your passwords. FRIENDS:Are there for you to cry on when your boyfriend leaves you for another girl BESTFRIENDS:Are already chasing that boy to Mexico screaming "YOU COME BACK HERE RIGHT NOW!!" FRIENDS:Will ignore this GOOD FRIENDS:Will repost this! BESTFRIENDS:Will add to it!! Work vs Prison IN PRISON... you spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell. IN PRISON... you get three meals a day. IN PRISON... you get time off for good behavior. IN PRISON... the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you. IN PRISON... you can watch TV and play games. IN PRISON... you get your own toilet. IN PRISON...they allow your family and friends to visit. IN PRISON... all expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required IN PRISON... you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out. IN PRISON... you must deal with sadistic wardens. So why is it, again, that we work? : Copy and paste this to your profile and add something to the list! · Living might mean taking chances, but they're worth taking. · Don't show off driving, if you want to race go to Indianapolis. · Excuses never please anyone but the person giving them. · Those who stand for nothing fall for anything. · There are no shortcuts to any place worth going. · Don't let what others think decide who you are. · Stand up for what is right, even if you are standing alone. (Look at my icon!) · You can know someone better in a moment of honesty than you ever can in a lifetime of lies. · Don't let your life wait for other people. · Dropping a cellular phone in a bathtub full of water kinda will kill the phone. · Your mother will find out if you dye your hair purple. · Don't ever fall in love with someone more than 1,000 miles away, it usually doesn't work. · If it hurts, DON'T DO IT AGAIN!! · If you fall on your friends rollerblades and end up with a huge scar on your leg from falling, don't use the same friends rollerblades again when you have brand new pants on! · What does not kill you will ultimately make you stronger. · Speaking in public gets easier with practice. · Don't do cheers off a diving board. · Ten years from now (or sometimes even next year) what we freak out about or are embarrassed by won't matter. · Zits always pop up when you really can't afford for them to pop up. · When in doubt, duck. When certain don't bother, cuz you're already screwed. · If your teacher tells you to quit talking after a test or he'll give you a zero for the test grade, he means it. Really. · Sometimes smart people can do very, very stupid things. · Nothing is ever too good to be true. · Instead of waiting for life to get better, do something about it. · You REALLY should do what needs to be done NOW, and not later. Procrastination is the easiest way, but not the most profitable. · If your intuition is telling you not to do something, then don't. Your intuition is not stupid!! · If he doesn't respect you, he's not worth any of your time. · Sticking things up your nose isn't the smartest idea in the world! · You can't light fireworks in the basement and not get caught. · Hair is flammable. VERY flammable. · Never ever trust your friend with a scissors against your hair. · White cats/dogs don't mix with black clothes. · Someday you will look back on this and it will all seem funny. · You never know when you're making a memory. · If you can laugh at yourself, you are going to be fine. · If you allow others to laugh with you, you'll be GREAT! · Kissing is the most fun thing. Dancing is almost as fun. · Chose your friends carefully, you are what they are. · There are two kinds of people in this world...those that play hopscotch and sing in the shower, and those that lie alone at night with tears in their eyes. Everyone has a choice as to which we want to be...and everyone is a little of both. · Milk crates make boring pets. · Never pierce your belly button in the dark...or with a safety pin. · Never, ever, EVER let someone of the opposite sex make you compromise your standards. Never. · Truly anything is possible when you follow your heart. The sky is no longer the limit. · God doesn't make junk. · Mistakes...we all make them. Sometimes if we're lucky, an eraser will do the trick, we can rub it across the page, wipe away the dust, and all that's left of our careless mess is a hardly noticeable smudge. But some mistakes can't be erased, no matter how old or young we are. · When you're 14 and don't even have your temps don't try driving...especially when all your friends are around watching. · Dance like no one is watching. · Write like no one is gonna read your words. · BE YOURSELF. It's hard to be someone else anyway. · Don't say something you wouldn't want your parents, God, or your crush to hear. · Even before you say sorry (volunteer or otherwise), think about how you would feel in their shoes. THEN you can properly say sorry · If you find out your boyfriend has been cheating on you, don’t go up to him in public, yell at him, and then slap him; it will make both of you look bad. Alternative: Talk with him, alone. And if you find out that he’s been cheating on you for more than a month, slap him as hard as you damn well can. -Storm Midnight · Never jump over a hurdle without experience or supervision, It hurts! - Mist Lionshade -True strength is being able to hold it all together when everyone else expects you to fall apart. -The longest journey begins with a single step. -Keep safe and defend mean the same thing, it's just people that use defend want to be fancy. So stick your toungue out at the "fancy people"!- Akatsuki Chef · When you fail, trying to do the same thing over an over again and expecting it to work is a sign of insanity. ·There are 2 types of people in this world, the kind that stand in the shadows hoping that someone else will fix their problems for them or the kind that makes a stand and does something about it. Who are you? ·Nothing is impossible unless you give up. -Before you tick someone off, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you DO tick them off, you'll be a mile away and have their shoes. :D When life gives me lemons, I make orange juice and leave the world to wonder how the heck I managed it If at first you don't succeed, skydiving isn't for you If all else fails, destroy all evidence that you tried. I don't suffer from insanity - I enjoy every minute of it Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door The person who smiles when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on Better to stay silent and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience I'd tell you to go to hell, but I work there and really don't want to see you everyday Someday, we'll look on this, laugh nervously and change the subject I wondered why the frisbee was getting bigger, then it hit me Normal people scare me...but not as much as I scare them Even if the voices aren't real, they have some good ideas If I had any dignity that would have been humiliating. Sanity? I never had such a useless thing to begin with! That which does not kill me had better run pretty dang fast. Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed. A wise man once said, "Ask a girl." When in doubt, push random buttons! Fighting is mind over matter. I don't mind, and you don't matter When you talk to God, that's religion. When God talks to you, that's psychotic. You wanna know why God created man before woman? Every masterpiece needs a rough draft! There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. Of course, it's usually an oncoming express train. Last night I was looking up at the stars when suddenly I wondered..."Dude, where the heck's my ceiling?" There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves. They say guns don't kill people; people do. Well, I think guns help. I mean, if you just stood there and yelled 'BANG!' I don't think you'd kill many people... Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever you just keep on talking You know, you do this annoying thing where you open your mouth and then these things you call words come out. Yeah like that. Stop it He who laughs last thinks slowest An idiot is a 44th floor window washer who steps back to admire his work I'm not cynical, everything just sucks I respect your opinion, I just think it's stupid It's not denial. I’m just selective about the reality I accept. They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance. Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible? Ask me no questions and I’ll tell you no lies Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film. A clear conscience is usually a sign of memory loss. There are no stupid questions, just a lot of inquisitive idiots. The secret to success is sincerity. Once you can fake that you’re good I'm not as dumb as you look The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not. We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk. Sarcasm is one more service we offer. Hate is just a special kind of love we give to people who suck. I used to have super powers, but then my therapist took them away. They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room? Some people are like slinkies. They seem to have no purpose, but they still bring you a smile when you push them down the stairs. Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you're up to Love your enemies. It gets them really confused. Always take the time to smell the roses...and sooner or later you'll inhale a bee. If a motorist cuts you off, just turn the other cheek...nothing gets the message across like a good mooning. If genius is 1 inspiration and 99 perspiration, I must be sharing elevators with a lot of bright people. It's always darkest before dawn...so if you're gonna steal the neighbors newspaper, that's the tme to do it. It takes fewer muscles to smile than to frown...and fewer still to ignore someone completely. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked up into jet engines. I believe no problem is so large or so difficult that it can't be blamed on someone else. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. My father always said laughter is the best medicine, which I guess is why several of us ended up dying of tuberculosis. It takes a big man to cry...but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man. When I'm feeling down I like to whistle...it makes my neighbor's dog run to the end of his chain and gag himself. Doors are on a house so you don't have to go through the windows. If you can't get the skeletons out of your closet, you'd better teach them to dance. Stupid is just a 5 letter word. Don't ask me to think inside my head, because I lost my inside voice. Friends are like condoms, they protect each other when things get hard. No one ever says "it's only a game" if their team is winning. Nostalgia isn't what it used to be. If UFO's are supposed to be so intelligent, then why have they abducted humans? Anyone who says "As easy as taking candy from a baby" has never tried it. If voting could change anything, it would be illegal. That that is, is. That that is not, is not. That that is is not that that is not, and that that is not is not that that is. If you got a problem, cry a river, build a bridge, and get over it. I never repeat myself, so pay close attention to me the first time, cause I never repeat myself. Work is blackmail for survival. Don't look a gift horse in the mouth without first giving him a Certs. Canaries are the best, especially with ketchup on them. Slow and steady gets you trampled by the other guys. When opportunity knocks, shoot first and ask questions later. Fun flies when you're doing time. When all else fails, use duct tape. Isn't making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool? If the Jacksonville Jaguars are known as the "Jags" and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers are known as the "Bucs", what does that make the Tennessee Titans? Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injection? You are now entering a school free drug zone. Thank you for pot smoking. I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow, isn't looking good either. I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by. Am I getting smart with you? How would you know? I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode. Someday we'll look back on all this and plow into a parked car. There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives. Tell me what you need, and I'll tell you how to get along without it. Accept that some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue. Needing someone is like needing a parachute. If he isn't there the first time you need him, chances are you won't be needing him again. I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem. Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, "Where the heck is the ceiling?!" My Reality Check bounced. On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape key. I don't suffer from stress. I'm a carrier. You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter. Everybody is somebody else's weirdo. These are actually on the labels. On Sears hairdryer: On a bag of Fritos: On a bar of Dial soap: On some Swann frozen dinners: On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box) On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: On packaging for a Rowenta iron: On Boot's Children's cough medicine: On Nytol sleep aid: On a Korean kitchen knife: On a string of Christmas lights: On a food processor: On Sainsbury's peanuts: On artificial bacon: "Real artificial bacon bits". (we don't get fake fake bacon. we get real fake bacon.) On an American Airlines packet of nuts: On a Swedish chainsaw: On a child's Superman costume: On an American Flag: Made in China At Funplex: Paintless Paintball (So it's...ball?) Next to a kid's place: Adult Movies In a Parking Lot: Do not park in the parking lot. (That's okay, the streets are empty.) Jobun = Foreword Ichi = One Haru = Spring Sayonara = Goodbye Moshi moshi? = Hello? ("Moshi moshi?", is something they say everytime they answer the phone) Oh dear Kami-sama = Oh dear Lord / Oh dear God Nakama = It can mean friend, but has a much stronger meaning to it like: Super-duper-bestest-friend-in-the-whole-wide-world-where-nothing-can-ever-ever-ever-EVER-tear-us-apart... Koibito / Amate = Lover Anata = means 'you' but also can mean 'dear' Koi = Love Koishii = Dearest / Sweetheart Ichizoku = Family or Clan, ex. The Uchiha Ichizoku (The Uchiha Clan) Otou-sama, Otou-san, Otou-chan, Tou-sama, Tou-san, Tou-chan, Chichioya (Chichiue),'Oyaji' = Father, dad, 'Old man' Okaa-sama, Okaa-san, Okaa-chan, Kaa-sama, Kaa-san, Kaa-chan, Hahaoya (Hahaue) = Mother, mom Onii-sama, Onii-san, Onii-chan, Nii-sama, Nii-san, Nii-chan, Aniki, Ani, (Name, ex. Naruto)-nii = Older brother, Big brother, (Ani) brother equally, big brother (Naruto) Onee-sama, Onee-san, Onee-chan, Nee-sama, Nee-san, Nee-chan, (Name, ex. Sakura)-nee = Older sister, Big sister, big sister (Sakura) Otouto-sama, Otouto-san, Otouto-kun, Otouto-chan, Otouto, (Name, ex. Sasuke)-otouto = Younger brother, little brother, baby brother, little brother (Sasuke) Imouto-sama, Imouto-san, Imouto-chan, Imouto, (Name, ex. Hanabi)-imouto = Younger sister, little sister, baby sister, little sister (Hanabi) Ojii-sama, Ojii-san, Ojii-chan, Jii-sama, Jii-san, Jii-chan, 'Oyaji' = Grandfather, 'Old man' Obaa-sama, Obaa-san, Obaa-chan, Baa-sama, Baa-san, Baa-chan, Sobo = Grandmother, Granny, 'Old hag' Oji-sama, Oji-san, Oji-chan, Ji-sama, Ji-san, Ji-chan = Uncle Itoko-sama, Itoko-san, Itoko-kun, Itoko-chan = Cousin Ossan = Old man / Mister Onna = Woman Gaki = Brat -sama = For higher status, ex. Hokage, Clan Head, ex. Tsunade-sama, Hiashi-sama -san = For people you respect, ex. Kakashi-san, or with surname only: Hatake-san -kun = For a boy / man you are familiar with, ex. Sasuke-kun -chan = For a girl woman you are familiar with, also refered to cute, ex. Sakura-chan -sensei = For a teacher, doctor, ex. Iruka-sensei, Tsunade-sensei -taichou = For a captain, ex. Hatake-taichou (Captain Hatake) -shishou = For boss or a teacher in a job, ex. Tsunade-shishou (By Sakura) -senpai = For a senior in school or in a job, ex. Neji-senpai, Deidara-sempai -kouhai (Sp?) = For a junior in school or in a job, ex. Naruto-kouhai the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday |
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