Author has written 25 stories for G. I. Joe, Fried Green Tomatoes at the Whistle Stop Cafe, Hellsing, Battlestar Galactica: 2003, Doctor Who, Supernatural, Homestuck, Parks and Recreation, Sherlock, Inglourious Basterds, D.E.B.S., Avengers, and Harry Potter. The Card Carrying Villains are a group of five writers: Spades - A bit of a weirdo with a tendency to ship pairings where the characters hate each other in canon. Has no sense of what is and isn't going to squick out the rest of the planet. Has the unfortunate luck of being short and cute and as such, a lolita (this is often made fun of). Has a Napoleon Complex the size of Asia. Has a slightly solipsistic tendency and believes she is the god of any world she imagines in her mind. Likes Homestuck, Katekyo Hitman Reborn!, Durarara!!, D.Gray-Man, Discworld, Harry Potter, drawing, yaoi and blood. Dislikes spelling or grammatical errors on billboards/public property/restaurant menus, windshield wipers that are out of sync with one another, un-alphabetized books, most humans, things that are monochromatic, grape medicine, needles, and weather hotter than 85 degrees farenheit (or Celsius. Kelvin's fine though). (I have my own separate account on here, so if the name Forte Nox means anything to you, then Hi. Quit stalking me :D ) Hearts - The only of the Card Carrying Villans to recently be in any sort of romantic relationship, thus the name. Also the resident vampire (pale, creepy girl who doesn't like sunlight, likes the taste of blood--Hey! I'm iron deficient!). I suppose I'm actually a bit of a hopeless romantic, but not often outwardly. I adore math, science, sci fi, reading anything at all including ancient philosophy, and poetry. I can seem much more snarky and cynical than I actually am, and most people peg me as "general extreme nerd" and so are surprised by my periodically bubbly and occasionally morbid (sometimes at the same time) moods, as well as my sense of humor which makes sense to no one (including myself). Some people are surprised at how often I swear. Others are surprised at how often I self-censor. As for fanfic, I like Doctor Who, Torchwood, Harry Potter, Firefly, Wicked, Hitchhiker's Guide, Battlestar Galactica, Good Omens, Monstrous Regiment, The Millenium Trilogy, Hellsing, Parks and Recreation, Sherlock and quite a few other's I'm not remembering right now. Oh, and I'm lesbian as hell and so write/read femmeslash. I like femmeslash stories that are nice combination of plot and sex (too much sex is just a bit gross) from any fandom. I dislike warm weather, humid weather, idiotic grammar and spelling mistakes, horribly written books (ie, Twilight), crazed caffeinated fangirl stalkers, and stereotyping. I'm now struggling to end this on a positive note...I love theater. There, that's positive! I'm also here as Impossible Cherry Blossom, so if you'd like that account: http://www.fanfiction.ws/u/2810137/Impossible_Cherry_Blossom Diamonds - A frequent loner and accomplished troll with more talent for drawing/illustrating stories than writing them. Likes Doctor Who, Torchwood, Reborn!, the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Durarara!!, Hellsing, and Homestuck. Also up there is annoying people (siblings especially) for the hell of it. Dislikes hot weather, bad spelling and grammar in fanfiction or otherwise, Twilight, and stalkerish fangirls. Most of the rest are tolerable. Tends to be verbose and occasionally forgets about contractions, though if given a word requirement she usually won't be able to meet it. So it goes. Clubs - A hopeless romantic (when it comes to fics, that is. In everyday life is pretty much indifferent), who has a tendency to start long, sometimes complicated storylines and never finish them. Or random and strange one-shots. Also has a tendency to become obsessed with newly discovered pairings to the point of writing nothing but stories about that pairing for weeks. Likes Hellsing, Harry Potter, Invader Zim, Star Wars, Doctor Who, Torchwood, Supernatural, Glee, and Death Note. Dislikes bright sunlight in the morning. NOTE: If you're looking for a story that Clubs has written and cannot find it, I have probably posted it on my personal account instead, found here -- http://www.fanfiction.ws/u/2588682/cheetorion24 Jokers - A snarker with a talent for sarcasm, angst and coming up with crackitycrackcrack story concepts. Likes GI Joe, X-Men, Harry Potter, Dragon Age and Star Wars. Dislikes suddenly a romance! fics, misspelled fic summaries, Sues/Stus and Twilight. The book, not the time. The time is quite enjoyable. Also, unable to meet word limits. Tell me to write a page max, I write five. Tell me to write 700 words minimum, well...I'll get you around four hundred. Maybe. If you give me a loooooong time. See, look, my description already falls far behind the standard set by my fellow writers. A list of who wrote what, last updated on 5/28/12: Spades - Crazy Eights, Hopeless, Misery Pities Company, Not Too Late to Live, Only Half Hearts - Changing Names, Dubious Breathing, Faith, Love and Irene, Tears of Notlovers, Grateful Diamonds - Clarity, Promise, Sightless Clubs - Behind These Emerald Eyes, Death of the Immortal, Over and Over, The Man Who Knew Too Little (With Jokers) Jokers - A Little, In Which the Timeline Becomes Confused, Once Upon a Dreambubble, The Man Who Knew Too Little (With Clubs), The Water A note on reviews: The villains would appreciate reviews but, as Jokers is a bit of a pyromaniac (and Hearts likes to stand in the distance and laugh maliciously at bonfires), flames are discouraged. Alternatively, flames are used to power Spades' quantum transducer, which is used to convert random crap into plot. Which you don't really want if you think our stories are stupid, so really, flames are just counterproductive. 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