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Joined 05-02-11, id: 2889619, Profile Updated: 02-25-12
Author has written 2 stories for Gakuen Alice, and Naruto.

Hi!

My Name: For me to Know and For you To fInd oUt

DOB: Sept. 9


Nationality: Half-Filipino Half- American

I'm cute, pretty smart

Likes: writing, playing volleyball, swimming, watching animes, learning, practicing mixed martial arts


Manga:

Gakuen Alice

07-Ghost

Familiar of Zero

Naruto

Anime Pairings:

That's it for now,


"This is the crack team that foils my every plot?! I am deeply shamed."
--Spike (Something Blue; Buffy the Vampire Slayer)

Before you criticize someone walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
--Frieda Norris

The difference between the right word and the almost right word is the difference between lightning and a lightning bug.
--Mark Twain

Sark: Good luck, Sydney.
Sydney: I don't need you to wish me luck, you son of a bitch.
Sark: That's a wonderful attitude.
--Sark & Sydney, Alias

Normal is just a setting on your dryer.
--Patsy Clairmont

Words can't hurt you unless the person saying them writes them on an anvil and drops it on your head.
--Unknown

I have no preference. I hate everyone equally.
--Avatar

To think I'm going to die because I flirt with women.
--Miroku, InuYasha

I write for the same reason I breathe - because if I didn't, I would die.
--Isaac Asimov

Three things cannot be hidden: the sun, the moon, and the truth.
--Buddha

I am more afraid of an army of 100 sheep led by a lion than of 100 lions led by a sheep.
--Talleyrand

Always plan ahead. It wasn't raining when Noah built the ark.
--Richard C.Cushing

He was so narrow-minded that he could see through a keyhole with both eyes.
--Unknown

People are very open-minded about new things - as long as they are exactly like the old ones.
--Charles F. Kettering

"Luck is my middle name," said Rincewind, indisctincly. "Mind you, my first name is Bad."
--Terry Pratchett, Interesting Times

Whoever said sunshine brings happiness never danced in the pouring rain.
--Unknown

Books are always better than real, live boyfriends any day of the week. They don't talk back and they're always there for you. You can have as many of them as you want and they won't complain.
--Unknown

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die.
--Mel Brooks

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.
--Oscar Wilde

Am I not destroying my enemies when I make friends of them?
--Abraham Lincoln

You may have created my past, and screwed up my present, but you have no control over my future.
--David Klass

"The best advice I can give you is to ignore advice. Life is too short to be distracted by the opinions of others."
--Unknown

"If you can’t beat them, join them. If you can’t join them, bribe them. If you can’t bribe them, blackmail them."
--Unknown

The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his.
--George S. Patton

Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
--Mark Twain

An Englishman is a person who does things because they have been done before. An American is a person who does things because they haven't been done before.
--Mark Twain

You are unique just like everybody else
--Sign

"I'm gonna be over here, brooding, silently."
--Ryan, The O.C.

Well, not all of us can come and go by bubble.
--Elphaba to Glinda (Wicked, the Musical)

They're just shoes - let it go!
--Glinda to Elphaba (Wicked, the Musical)

Are people born wicked? Or do they have wickedness thrust upon them?
--Glinda

Let the little girl go, and that poor little dog...Dodo.
--Glinda to Elphaba

Glinda: Elphie...You mustn't blame yourself. It's dreadful, it is, to have a house fall on you, but accidents do happen.
Elphaba: You call this an accident?
Glinda: Yes! Well, maybe not an accident...
Elphaba: Well, what do you call it?!
Glinda: ...A regime change. Caused by a terrible and unexpected twister of fate.
--Elphaba & Glinda, about Nessarose's death via house

There's a goat on the lamb, sir.
--Ozian Guard

Elphaba: So you lied to them?
Wizard: Only verbally. But, Elphaba, where I'm from people believe all sorts of lies. We call it history.
--Elphaba and the Wizard

Galinda: What's in this punch?
Fieryo: Lemons, and melons, and pears!
Galinda: Oh my!
--Fieryo & Galinda

Well, what could he have gotten me? I clash with everything.
--Elphaba, about Nessarose's gift of shoes

We've got men, we've got rockets, we've got Saran Wrap; fix it!
--Lewis Black (referring to the Ozone Layer)

God created man before woman because every masterpiece needs a rough draft.
--Anon

A friend will console you when you're rejected by that person you like, but a REAL friend would march right up to them and say "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
--Anon

Well behaved women rarely make history.
--Unknown

"Me? I'm dishonest, and with a dishonest man, you can always trust him to be dishonest. Honestly, its the honest ones you have to watch out for because you never know when he's going to turn around and do something incredibly stupid."
--Jack Sparrow

If you're against gay marriage, don't marry someone of the same sex.
--Wanda Sykes

“SHE IS THE FANGED SERPENT. SHE SEES WISHES IN YOUR BRAIN.”
--On the Importance of Refusing Gifts from Yuuko-san (Fanfiction) by Anya al'Nighter

The scarred man smirked before looking at the occupants in the bed, “Hello, law abiding citizens,” his gaze shifted to the three Uchihas, “Marginally law abiding citizens,” and then his eyes fell on Kisame, “… citizen.”
--The Demilitarized Zone by michelerene

"I think that's how Chicago got started. Bunch of people in New York said, 'Gee, I'm enjoying the crime and the poverty, but it just isn't cold enough. Let's go west.'"
--Richard Jeni

"Sometimes I think war is God's way of teaching us geography."
--Paul Rodriguez

"Remember in elementary school, you were told that incase of fire you have to line up quietly in a single file line from smallest to tallest. What is the logic in that? What, do tall people burn slower?"
--Warren Hutcherson

“One of the mermaids is a closet-pervert and will try to molest my soul!”
--Tea Collection by Kamerreon

“How about this? The chances are better for Snape to suddenly declare his open armed support for inter-house unity by standing in the middle of a busy hallway and shouting ‘HOUSE UNITY HUG SANDWICH! SLYTHERIN MEAT!’ at which point Sirius and Remus could come up and warmly cuddle him in their arms simultaneously to which he would reply ‘I’m warm and toasty like pastrami caressed with wonder bread.’”
--Elvin Child by labarynth-mind

“Whatever my grievances, Headmaster,” She said in a dead-on impression of Dumbledore. “I am sure I can address them best by pinning you to the outer wall of your castle and skinning you alive. Knife?” She asked in the exact same tone Dumbledore had used and opened her cloak to reveal lines and lines of glittering weapons.
--Had I Known by kalyl silverstorm

"What are you even going to do with six kids for a month?" Sam said.
"What did I do with you when you were twelve?" Dean said.
"You taught me how to fire a shotgun, and we salted and burned my pet goldfish after it died," Sam said.
--Old Country (Fanfiction) by astolat

"We could summon Death, point to Voldemort and say 'that one'."
Severus kept a straight face. "I hadn't considered that."
--Pursuing by Kayelle

EASY READING IS DAMN HARD WRITING. (NATHANIAL HAWTHORNE)


SEPTEMBER BABY
Active and dynamic. Decisive and haste but tends to regret. Attractive and affectionate to oneself. Strong mentality. Loves attention. Diplomatic. Consoling, friendly and solves people's problems. Brave and fearless. Adventurous. Loving and caring. Suave and generous. Usually you have many friends. Enjoys to make love. Emotional. Stubborn. Hasty. Good memory. Moving, motivates oneself and others. Loves to travel and explore. Sometimes sexy in a way that only their lover can understand. If you do not repost this in the next 5 mins, someone very close to you will become mad at you in the next 8 days.


MADE ME CRY.. :( SHARE TO OTHERS.
THE (SCIENTIFIC) DEATH OF JESUS
For the next 60 seconds, set aside whatever
You're doing and take this opportunity! Let's see if Satan
Can stop this.THE
(SCIENTIFIC) DEATH OF JESUS
At the age of 33,
Jesus was condemned to death .
At the time
Crucifixion was the "worst" death. Only the worst
Criminals were condemned to be crucified. Yet it was
Even more dreadful for Jesus, unlike
Other criminals condemned to death by
Crucifixion Jesus was to be nailed to the
Cross by His hands and feet.
Each nail
Was 6 to 8 inches long.
The nails
Were driven into His wrist. Not
Into His palms as is commonly
Portrayed. There's a tendon in the wrist that
Extends to the shoulder. The Roman guards knew
That when the nails were being hammered into the
Wrist that tendon would tear and
Break, forcing Jesus to use His back
Muscles to support himself so that He could
Breath.
Both of His feet
Were nailed together. Thus He was forced to
Support Himself on the single nail that
Impaled His feet to the cross. Jesus could
Not support himself with His legs because of the pain
So He was forced to alternate between arching His
Back then using his legs just to continue to
Breath. Imagine the struggle, the pain, the
Suffering, the courage.
Jesus endured this
Reality for over 3 hours.
Yes,
Over 3 hours! Can you imagine this kind of
Suffering? A few minutes before He died,
Jesus stopped bleeding. He was simply pouring water
From his wounds.
From common images
We see wounds to His hands and feet and even the spear wound
To His side... But do we realize His wounds
Were actually made in his body. A hammer
Driving large nails through the wrist, the feet overlapped
And an even large nail hammered through the arches, then a
Roman guard piercing His side with a spear. But
Before the nails and the spear Jesus was whipped and
Beaten. The whipping was so severe that it tore the
Flesh from His body. The beating so horrific that His
Face was torn and his beard ripped from His face. The
Crown of thorns cut deeply into His scalp. Most men
Would not have survived this torture.He had no more blood
To bleed out, only water poured from His
Wounds.
The human adult body contains about 3.5 liters
(just less than a gallon) of blood.
Jesus poured all 3.5
Liters of his blood; He had three nails hammered into His
Members; a crown of thorns on His head and, beyond
That, a Roman soldier who stabbed a spear into His
Chest..
All these without
Mentioning the humiliation He suffered after carrying His own
Cross for almost 2 kilometers, while the crowd spat in his
Face and threw stones (the cross was almost 30 kg of weight,
Only for its higher part, where His hands were
Nailed).
Jesus had
To endure this experience, to open the
Gates of Heaven,
So that you can have free
Access to God.
So that your sins
Could be "washed" away. All of them, with no exception!
Don't ignore this situation.
JESUS
CHRIST DIED FOR YOU!
He died for you! It
Is easy to pass jokes or foolish photos by e-mail, but
When it comes to God, sometimes you feel ashamed to forward
To others because you are worried of what they may think
About you.
God
Has plans for you, show all your friends what He experienced
To save you. Now think about this! May God bless your
Life!
60
Seconds with God...
For the next 60
Seconds, set aside what you're doing and take
This opportunity! Let's see if Satan can stop
This.
All you have to do
Is:
1. Simply
Pray for the person who sent this message to
You:
2.Then, send this
Message to people.. The more the better.
3. People will
Pray for you and you will make that many people pray to God
For other people.
4. Take a
Moment to appreciate the power of God in your life, for
Doing what pleases Him.
If you are not
Ashamed to do this, please, follow Jesus' instructions.
He said (Matthew 10:32 & 33): "Everyone therefore
Who acknowledges me before others, I also will acknowledge
before My Father in heaven; but whosoever denies Me
before others, I also will deny before My
Father in heaven

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The Hidden Truth by Shinigami no ko reviews
Rewrite. When Konoha betrays him, Naruto will show them just why they shouldn't mess with someone with the blood of an Uzumaki. Genius! ANBU! New Bloodline! Godlike! Naruto. This is a Shouen ai.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,352 - Reviews: 656 - Favs: 1,136 - Follows: 1,207 - Updated: 4/17/2016 - Published: 1/1/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Itachi U., Shisui U.
The Raikage by Aragon Potter reviews
After succeeding in retrieving Sasuke, Naruto was banished from Konoha due to the Council's fear of the Akatsuki coming after him and destroying Konoha. 10 years later after being banished Naruto becomes the new Raikage of Kumo and leads it to greatness.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 515,327 - Reviews: 3179 - Favs: 7,482 - Follows: 5,809 - Updated: 3/16/2014 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Naruto U.
captain my captain by kodomo wa oishii reviews
kakashi wants to die he just slept with his anbu captain that just happened to be the kyuubi brat. he's eleven. the sad thing is he loved every minute of it. what are you suppose to do when you fall in love with naruto? suck at sum. review! no flame! ON HOLD REWRITES
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,621 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 11/21/2012 - Published: 6/24/2011 - Kakashi H., Naruto U.
If I Die Young by A Being Of Violet Fire reviews
Now that Harry's defeated Voldemort, he realizes what he is. A curse on everything and everyone around him. And after saving the wizarding world once, he can't punish them with his existence any longer. Suicide/Depression/Angst Finally Complete! Review!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 22,582 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 403 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 3/12/2012 - Published: 5/10/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Hanging by a Moment by Unwritten.25 reviews
HPNaruto crossover. SLASH. When Naruto ends up at Hogwarts due to a freak accident, he attaches himself to the most unapproachable person there. But that's Naruto for you. SSNU
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 101,619 - Reviews: 1213 - Favs: 1,856 - Follows: 2,079 - Updated: 2/17/2012 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Severus S., Naruto U.
Princess, Please Return to Me by xTsubame-chaNx reviews
A 3 Year old Princess fell down with the cliff into the ocean, as she fell into the ocean, she had a total memory lost. Her parents sent many guards to find the princess but couldn't find her. After 12 years later,...Full Summary inside! SECOND FANFICTION
Gakuen Alice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 53,106 - Reviews: 408 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 11/12/2011 - Published: 3/25/2008 - Mikan S., Natsume H.
Ascend To The Heavens: The Dragon Shinobi by Sentai-Rider Fan reviews
When Naruto manages to seal the Kyuubi into a mystic sword he vows to use it to defend Konoha, hear his tale as he transcends all odds and becomes the Dragon Shinobi conquering all evil in his path while finding romance along the way. UP FOR ADOPTION.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,206 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 10/21/2011 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Alternate Dimensions: Foxfire by Flames of Azure reviews
Naruto unlocks his power at the bridge in wave. He finds out that he is from another world, now he has to get back some how or he will never be able to see his twin sister ever again! Naruto/Teen Titans crossover. Naruto/Raven/Terra/Jinx/?
Crossover - Naruto & Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 76,446 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 1,207 - Follows: 717 - Updated: 7/27/2011 - Published: 10/29/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Haunting Past by BigTimeNinjaXD reviews
Remember the mission when Obito died? What if the same sort of thing happened to Team 7? If Sakura is Rin, and Sasuke is Kakashi, then Naruto is... can Kakashi get over the past and save them?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,983 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 6/22/2011 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Naruto U., Kakashi H.
As this Death is by Cannibal Inc reviews
Everyone expects me to be the hero. The one everyone says is supposed to live forever- invincible. But I'm the one dying. Character Death. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,147 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 503 - Follows: 109 - Published: 12/2/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Kami's Warning by The Mother Rose reviews
Another alternate beginning to Naruto's early years. In this story Naruto is a ten year old boy unable to protect himself from the actions of the villagers and with little or no supporters in the village. Rated M for a mature scene
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,874 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 43 - Published: 3/20/2008 - Naruto U., Hiruzen S. - Complete
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Betrayal's Effect reviews
Ruka and Mikan are both betrayed, they leave, then go back but something is new they are now the academy's high respected officials but not just the academies but the whole world, now it's time for revenge!
Gakuen Alice - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,068 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 4/16/2012 - Published: 5/16/2011 - Mikan S.
I Won't Bother All Of You Anymore reviews
No one was there when he let it fall apart... They mourned but they know that they realized it too late…And Naruto's journal lay forgotten on the cold floor…
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,240 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 56 - Published: 2/24/2012 - Minato N., Naruto U.