Ever since his return from the Bi-millennial Dark Forces Convivium Leviathan's been on a modernisation drive, and now he's got a very special task for his top Cenobite. Can Pinhead and co crack the modern fiction market before they're all doomed to a perpetual hell of team building workshops? And can Kirsty Cotton manage to avoid being suckered in to the madness?

All bounty hunters have their story. He just didn't plan to revisit his own with Her in tow. But hey, a job's a job and he's always known that fate would call him back to the knife edge one day. Will feature Cad/Aurra, though this won't be the main focus .

Aurra's professional reputation is in the doldrums and Bane's got a perennial case of dive bar ennui. Cad Bane/Aurra Sing.

It's said that where there's a will there's a way. Trouble is that this is about more than just the will. Hondo/Aurra.

Of all the females in all the Galaxy, he had to go and fall for this one. The thing is, he's not entirely sorry about it. Hondo/Aurra

Bane knows that lying low in the suburbs can do funny things to a bounty hunter, but he never thought that things would get quite this out of hand. Aurra Sing/Cad Bane.

Cad Bane and Aurra Sing have never had the slightest desire to 'pull a Jango'. Unfortunately for them, a rogue Kaminoan has been 'experimenting' with the DNA of the galaxy's scum and villainy.

When Pollution starts to question his role in the universe the consequences for Heaven, Hell, Earth and the Horsepersons prove to be completely unprecedented. Contains Crowley x Pollution, Famine x Pollution and Aziraphale x Rare First Editions.

A certain short, squat Duke of Hell has a proposition for Cad Bane.

It all started with a Wanted poster, a near-fatal misunderstanding and an inconvenient outbreak of Gammorean Flu... A series of Hondo/Aurra drabbles based on the 100 Moods prompt table.

It's the same old story: pirate meets bounty hunter, pirate and bounty hunter engage in eleven year on off relationship, bounty hunter leaves unattended infant on pirate's doorstep, pirate attempts to keep infant away from Jedi, grenades and great aunts.

Bane once again falls afoul of the demon drink and wakes up with more than a hangover. A cautionary tale of booze, oneupmanship and why you should never take the tattooist's word for it. A sequel of sorts to a Temporary Lapse in Judgement.

Following the crash of Slave 1 on Florrum, Hondo Ohnaka muses on his past relationship with a certain 'very dangerous woman'. Hondo x Aurra. Now appended with an additional ficlet

A cautionary tale of two bounty hunters, an unorthodox drinking game and one hell of an embarrassing morning after. Cad Bane x Aurra Sing.

When Crowley finds his bedroom ransacked he mulls over the four mistakes that led to the despoilment of his interior decorating. A CrowleyxPollution ficlet

When Pollution starts making an unbearable nuisance of himself, Crowley is forced to seek help from another being of an Apocalyptic variety. Features heavily implied FaminexPollution and CrowleyxPollution.

Over the centuries Hastur and Ligur have scattered their infernal seed far and wide. Watch now as the Dukes of Lurk debate the merits of their respective unholy progeny. Crossover with Weiss Kreuz, The Ring and the movieverse version of Silent Hill.

In the face of toe curling parentally inflicted embarrassment, Albus Severus Potter and Scorpius Malfoy find themselves turning to each other for comfort. A series of ficlets featuring Albus Severus x Scorpius, Harry x Draco and Ginny x Goyle x Pansy.

All that Anathema and Newt want is a quiet Saturday night in. Alas, inappropriate videotapes and Sergeant Shadwell are on the loose. Features Newt x Anathema, Crowley x Aziraphale and Shadwell x Madam Tracy.

Crowley and Aziraphale discover that Adam's been posting some 'unusual' stories in his online journal. CrowleyxAziraphale.

When the time comes for Adam to attend the University of Tadfield the representatives of heaven and hell find themselves squaring off on campus. Crossover with Harry Potter. Pairings include BrianxWensleydale, CrowleyxAziraphale and AdamxPepper.

Ginny Weasley can't cope with Harry's little obsession any longer. When Harry just can't fathom what the problem is, a certain dark haired demon capitalises. A pre-slash HarryxDraco Good Omens crossover.

Five years after the fall of Voldemort Draco Malfoy seeks Harry Potter's help in evading the wrath of the demon Crowley. A Good Omens crossover featuring HarryxDraco.

Pepper's leaving Tadfield to save the planet, but before she goes Adam's got a few things he needs to get off his chest. An AdamxPepper ficlet.

When Scorpius's dalliances become known to his father, Draco Malfoy finds himself sternly reproaching his son. An Albus Severus x Scorpius drabble.

When the Monks of Time encounter a perplexing problem the Abbot finds himself asking for 'outside advice'.

When Pollution finds himself incapacitated due to the rash actions of a young environmentalist, it’s down to Aziraphale and a very reluctant Crowley to dispense help and comfort. Features Crowley x Aziraphale x Pollution.

When Adam decides that his feelings for Pepper go beyond the platonic he seeks advice from all the sources of wisdom available to a conscientious Antichrist.

A series of ficlets exploring how the various members of Weiss and Schwarz would fare in the notsofair city of Ankh Morpork. Crossover with Discworld.

A dimensionally displaced demon encounters a very ticked off Susan Sto Helit. A crossover with Good Omens.

Ron has a new and distinctly disagreeable houseguest. A series of short RonxDraco ficlets.

It's the ultimate showdown between good and evil is about to take place at the most unlikely of venues. Unashamed crackfic crossover featuring cameos by characters from Discworld, Lord of the Rings and Weiss Kreuz.

When a reluctant Crowley is cajoled by Aziraphale into visiting one of the angel's exneighbours, he doesn't anticipate the parting gift the old dear will bestow upon them. Features Crowley x Aziraphale.

Wensleydale's fallen out with The Them. Remus Lupin's relationship with Nymphadora Tonks has ended in a most embarrassing fashion. Can a chance meeting help them both face up to things. HPGO crossover featuring RemusxSirius and implied BrianxWensleydale.

When two Unseen University undergraduates engage in a bit of inadvisible ritual. Albus Dumbledore discovers that 'the next great adventure' can have some surprising similiarities with what came before. Crossover with Harry Potter postHBP.

Remus and Sirius find themselves joyously reunited in one of the multiverse's least salubrious cities. A brush with 'the law' ensues. A Discworld crossover featuring RemusxSirius.

Pollution encounters his onetime opponent in one of his favourite places. Brian x Pollution.

Secret liaisons with one’s former potions master can be a tad difficult when as far as your friends and colleagues are concerned you’re the designated responsible person, as Hermione knows all too well. A postHogwarts Snape x Hermione fic.

Having been emotionally blackmailed into helping Aziraphale fill his saving quota, Crowley discovers that trying to steer Harry Potter from the path of vengeance is rather more difficult than one might imagine. HP crossover containing HarryxDraco and CxA.

Brian wants to do something special for Wensleydale, but isn’t sure quite what. Can a certain personification of an apocalyptical persuasion help him out? BrianxWensleydale, FaminexPollution and hints of AdamxPepper.

Six years after the Dark Lord’s demise Harry finds himself increasingly isolated from the wizarding world and dwelling on the fate of a certain blondhaired former Death Eater. Contains Harry x Draco and Ron x Luna.

Ronald Weasley’s fast running out of excuses for his repeated ‘lapses in judgement’ when it comes to his former enemy. Unashamed crackfic featuring Ron x Draco and mentions of Harry x Lucius.

Even the best of relationships can sometimes do with a helping hand. As one hapless therapist finds out to his cost. Contains CrowleyxAziraphale, HasturxLigur, FaminexPollution, ShadwellxMadam Tracy and BrianxWensleydale.

Bridget Jones Good Omens crossover. The world best known selfhelp addict and diarist has been sent to produce a documentary on youth disorder in Lower Tadfield. Will she last the week without falling foul of diabolic machinations?

Aziraphale meets an old companion in the most unexpected of places. Crossover with Lord of the Rings.

The fic nobody's been waiting for. A bizarre GOHPDiscworld crossover in which Aziraphale, The Librarian, and Hermione Granger have formed the multiverse's first transdimensional book society.

Aziraphale wants to spread morality and decency, whilst Crowley wants to engage in wanton acts of debauchery. There really is only one way things can go. CrowleyxAziraphale slash.

Sam Vimes and Lady Sybil face a rather unexpected peril of parenthood.

I was challenged to write a Harry Potter Good Omens crossover involving HarryxDraco, RemusxSirius, CrowleyxAziraphale, teenaged angst and red plastic roses. This was the inevitable result.

Romantic entanglements involving Horsepersons of the apocalyptical variety were always going to be difficult to negotiate. Famine x Pollution slash.

Raven Sable finds himself on a mission in The Disc's least fragrant city. A Discworld crossover featuring Famine x Pollution slash.

Aziraphale gets a nasty shock whilst perusing the morning paper.

A depressed, and down on his luck Duke of Hell suddenly finds himself accidentally invoked by a group of very disconcerting individuals.

After an eventful gap year the first week of university proves almost unbearably awkward for Wensleydale. [Features my first attempt WensleydaleBrian]

Crowley's worried about 'The Boys Downstairs'. Aziraphale's defensive about the angelic capacity for anatomical completeness. Events take a turn for the unprecedented.

Angels aren't supposed to experience envy. Unforuntately for Aziraphale 'supposed to' just isn't going to cut it.

Discworld crossover in which, after taking a wrong turn somewhere outside Ankh Morpork, Crowley and Aziraphale find themselves spending Hogswatch at Lancre Castle.

When Aziraphale's bookshop is invaded by an intrepid band of Nac Mac Feegles, he is left with but a single option one that is sure to drive Crowley mad. Contains some A&C slash.

After Crowley awakens in a most compromising postion he is forced to ask himself those three immortal question: Where am I? How did I get here? And who the hell is that lying next to me?

Crowley and Aziraphale have a disasterous day out after becoming inadvertantly misplaced in the English countryside. C&A slash.

Aziraphale's taken in an unfortunate creature. Crowley isn't happy about it at all.

Good OmensHarry Potter crossover. A day out in Hogsmeade gets interesting when an old acquaintance of Crowley's decides to show up. Contains CA slash.

Crowley and Aziraphale take a jaunt to the seaside. Cue one bored demon and an angel who can't seem to go off duty.