All stories except for Case Red have been put on hold. They will be updated whenever I have time too. Sorry, everyone.

Alassiel, my best friend, is the author of How to Live With a Demigod 101 and The Last Night. We are co-writing Case Red together, but other than those, all the stories on here are mine.

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Genesis: Life can't be peaceful for the Avengers, can it? Just months after saving the world from Loki, a new threat rises up, and a woman with all the power of your average flashlight is caught in the middle of it all, fighting for her love and her life.

All that is gold does not glitter

Not all who wander are lost

The old that is strong does not wither

Deep roots are not touched by frost

From the ashes a fire shall be woken

A light from the shadows shall spring

Renewed shall be blade that was broken

The crownless again shall be king

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What's up, dear writers and readers!

Alassiel here:

We don't update very often anymore but we think about it quite a lot... The problem is that we're both completely overwhelmed with a little annoyance everybody calls "Real Life." If Real Life had a wonderfully convenient pause button, we would upload every day! As it is, who knows when you'll hear from us next? I have a few one-shot ideas I'd like to get written and we'd both love to publish the grand finale to Case Red; it's just a matter of getting around to finishing it. If it ever happens, it'll be epic. (I know, poor consolation. I'm sad too.)

The Last Night -- oh, goodness, where do I start? That thing was supposed to be a one-shot, but turned into a mini-story with multiple chapters. Do I have an ending? Yes. Do I need to connect the dots? Yes, yes. Do I plan on uploading the ending at some point in the nearish future? Yes, yes, yes. Disclaimer: Real Life.

How to Live with a Demigod 101 was written during a time in my life when I needed the humor, warmth, and familiarity of those characters. I was touched by all the comments I received, and I still think about each and every one of you, and marvel at the fact that I was able to share the good feelings that story brought me with you, too. Laughter truly is the best medicine. Someday I might find the inspiration necessary to put a few more chapters to paper (I mean, you never know), but until then, the story has come to an end! Feel free to check it out. Installments are short but plentiful. Expect dry humor, Clintasha, and a bit too much coffee.

In other news...

Life.

Life happens, and in spite of that, I hope to see you soon!

Much love from Lassie.