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 Author has written 7 stories for Vampire Academy, and Twilight. First of all, thanks for visiting my profile :) Secondly, yes; I am Australian. No, we do not ride kangaroos to our school/work/home. Whoever had that idea is fucked up. Yes, koala's get high from eucalyptus leaves. No, we do not say 'shrimp'. It is merely 'prawn', and there are delicious when cooked on the barbie. Yes, some of us are bogans. Not all of us! Just some. No, we do not say 'G'day mate'. That shit is crazy. Yes, we live in a desert. That doesn't mean that desert is all around us though! We've got Tiffany's & Co. and Prada on every corner. No, we do not say 'Crikey'. Well, apart from my grandma. Yes, we have internet connection. So don't be a douche about us behind our back! No, we do not get out drivers license until we are 18. Yes, we can drink when we're 18. We have modern technology, just like you. Don't take us for granted, because we will kick your arse. Tumblr: |
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Dead Before Drama by Scarlett Jane reviews
Takes place in a world where vampires have not come out of the coffin. Sookie lands a part in a play and is besotted with her leading man. Eric Northman is the perfect Dracula, but there is something about him that Sookie can't put her finger on. When a stranger named Vlad enters the scene and threatens Eric, Sookie is thrust into a world she never knew existed.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 101,482 - Reviews: 515 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 323 - Updated: 10/7/2014 - Published: 4/3/2013 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
Homeless by lillypaddy reviews
Eric is a homeless man, who Sookie sees on her daily walks to Merlotte's. But he isn't just any homeless man; He's a homeless fairy. Can she help him find his way back to the portal he entered home, even when attraction & sparks fly between the pair? Will she be able to let him go, or will it already be too late? AU. M content for lemons and impending violence.
True Blood - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 41,213 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 10/6/2013 - Published: 12/26/2012 - Eric N., Sookie S.
I Am Not Your Autumn Moon by Miral reviews
ON HIATUS. A person would have to be crazy to love someone they feared, wouldn't they? Pre-Great Revelation, Brooklyn, NY. Late one night a telepathic bartender sees a man fly off the Verrazano Bridge. Dark. Some humor. AU
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 26 - Words: 62,247 - Reviews: 974 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 444 - Updated: 5/11/2013 - Published: 5/12/2011 - Eric, Sookie
Not Settled, I Settle by Rose Melissa Ivashkov reviews
Rose is drowning in her horrible relationship with her husband. What happens when the handsome next door neighbor, Dimitri Belikov, makes an appearance and is hired to watch over her? Will she finally feel that passionate true love she's been missing?
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 75,591 - Reviews: 426 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 9/20/2012 - Published: 3/4/2012 - Rose H., Dimitri B. - Complete
The Begining Of The End by LKCLDC reviews
Rose leaves to return to Russia after a crushing truth from Dimitri. When the Academy and all of Rose's old friends need her, will she return? What of her friends? Will they return with her? Can she see past the hurt that Dimitri caused her and possibly fall back in love with him? Can Dimitri forgive Rose for all the hurt that she caused him in return?
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,237 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 7/25/2012 - Published: 7/13/2012 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
I Miss Sparkles by Indigo Fate reviews
Sequel to Life Sucks and Vampires Shouldn't Sparkle. When Lara accidently falls into her world in fury after a fight with Edward, how will they survive when she's in deadly trouble outside of his grasp? Backward New Moon, kinda. Foul Lanugage, probably.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,326 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 4/7/2012 - Edward
Last Sacrifice by little.dhampir.belikov reviews
Now that Dimitri is a dhampir again, will he be with Rose? How will Rose escape the fate she's in? Read this and follow the journey of Rose, Dimitri, Lissa, & Christian. This story will make you fall in love with Rose and Dimitri even more.
Vampire Academy - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 34 - Words: 44,834 - Reviews: 1026 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 10/17/2010 - Published: 5/28/2010 - Rose H., Dimitri B. - Complete
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This Is Gonna Be Great reviews
Sequel to 'This Is Gonna Be Good'. Eddie leaves 'Bella' after her party, and in turn, she starts hanging out with raging, hormonal werewolves. And what does Eddie's ashes have to do with it? MAY INCLUE NEW CHARACTERS AND COLOURFUL LANUGAGE. R&R
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 87,181 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 1/8/2013 - Published: 7/3/2012 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
Big Brother: Vampire Academy Style reviews
Ever wonder what it would be like for your favourite VA characters to be in the Big Brother house? Experience the drama and the humor from all your favourites - and maybe there's a romance blossoming? Reviewers have the chance to evict housemates every week, and eventually there will be a winner. Friday Night Live, Nominations, Evictions..can they cooperate, or break under pressure
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,809 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 10/22/2012 - Published: 9/24/2012 - Rose H.
Punk'd reviews
Rose has the sick sadistic idea of punking everyone and anyone. Includes the good, the bad, and the donw right ugly. Who will get Punk'd first? Post Last Sacrifice. R&R
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,720 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/27/2012 - Published: 8/6/2012 - Rose H.
This Is Gonna Be Good reviews
Charlotte 'Charlie' Swan is transported into the book - Twilight - as Bella Swan. She swears, doesn't tollerate anything, and is a little bit crazy. This Is Gonna Be Good - Give it a shot, if you don't like it, don't read it. R&R
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 43,536 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 7/3/2012 - Published: 3/17/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Gifted reviews
Inspired by Chronicle. What would happen if you were in a life threatening situation? The love of your life is calling out to you. You wake up after what seems like a nightmare, but they are far from it. Now they're all different. Gifted
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 588 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/5/2012 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
Different Worlds reviews
What would happen if you met your soul mate on a train? The only catch is, he's a run away groom... R/D R&R LEMONS WILL BE MARKED
Vampire Academy - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,802 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 12/3/2011 - Published: 11/12/2011 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
How to Save a Life reviews
Have you ever felt like you don't belong? Well, imagine being Lexi Hathaway; Rose Hathaway and Dimitri Belikov's child. She has secrets that no one can imagine, and her twin brother doesn't help either. R&D L&C A&S E&M R&R
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,027 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 11/11/2011 - Published: 10/9/2011 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
