Yeah you see that picture on your left thats my baby, Brownie. HE SO CUTE AND TURNED 4 YEARS OLD!! DON'T WASTE YOUR TIME TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHAT BREED HE IS. HE'S PURE MUTT!! I don't even know what he is, something with Lab...

Hello, my name is (Ha! Like I'm Telling You).

I'm (Again. Not saying anything I'm not stipud) years old.

And I go to school at (If you really think I'm going to tell you, then you need to just get off my profile. Now.)

Here's A Little About Me

I'm a very very Random person and so are most of my friends(WHOO!!!! GO RANDOM PEOPLE GO!!!!!)

I'm also very sarcastic( I find many, many ways to be sarcastic. It's like a drug!!!! Addictive!!!!!)

And just to add to the randomness and sarcastic I'm a wee bit werid...alright A LOT( But Don't Judge Me I Bet Your Werid TOO!!!!!!)

I play the violin(Go ORCH DORKS!!)

And when I was in the 4th grade every book about a dog we read, the dog always freaking died!!!!So sad!!What were they trying to do? SCAR us or something I'm mean Old Yeller, Where The Red Fern Grows, Marley, etc.)

Converstions I Had With My Friends

The Guy who made lettuce ( Me and one of my best friends, Kati A.K.A Karma's a beatuy were sitting on the bleachers, watching everyone on play football or basket ball. We didn't feel like particpating :P)

Me: We should cheer.

Kati: Ew, no.

Me: Come on, please.

Kati: We should cheer for the guy who made lettuce.

Me: Who, god? *shouts* GO GOD!

Amy Walks By*

Amy: What are you, at chruch?

It's Terrifying! (Another between me and Kati (Karma) we were at gym playing basketball making free throws.)

Kati: *makes another basket*

Me: Whoa, you should be on the team.

Kati: I don't want to be.

Me: How come?

Kati: I can only make free throws. I don't like to dribble and all that stuff.

Me" What?

Kati: I hate dribbling in basketball. I mean all the people coming after you...It's terrifying.

Backwards Talking (I was at my friend's house, Amrutha's. I was with Kati and Catalina eating lunch with Amrutha and her little sister.)

Me: These poatatoes are like heaven!(They really were)

Kati: I know right.

Amrutha's Mom: You guy's want anything else?

Catalina: Um, can we, um like drink something?

Silence*

Amrutha: Don't you talk to my mother like that.

Burst out laughing*

Me: Work on your English, or I send you back to columbia, South America, you immigrant!

Amrutha: We need a box with holes.

Having a moment (Me and Kati at lunch and Amruth and Catalina and our other friends.)

Me: Hey Kati?

Kati: Hm?

Me: What if I take you to a concert with me?

Kati*gaspes, puts hand on chest* Awww, that would be so sw *loud talking*turns to the others* SHUT UP! I AM TRYING TO HAVE A MOMENT HERE! *Slams hand on table*

Kati: What was I saying?

Me: Nothing!

I Don't Care (I'm not in this one. This is between my weird guy friend, who I'm gonna dub WGF [weird guy friend] and my teacher. You know those Home Ed classes were you cook. We're aloud to give our teachers food.)

Teacher: Thank-you girls!

Girls: You're welcome. *Gives the plate of food and a cupcake then leaves*

WGF: *Walks up to teachers desk* This is for me? Thank-you!

Teacher: No, now get away.

WGF: Sharing is caring Ms.Sciano

Teacher: Well I don't care. Go away before you get your germs on my food.

Go Vote For Your Favorite Conversation!

FAVORITE ACTOR!

Matthew Gray Grubler(He just so freaking awesome and cute and he plays Dr.Spencer Reid on Criminal Minds. Also he the voice of Simon from Alvin and the chipmunks!) LOVE U MGG!!!

Quote

"That is all kinds of win. That's like seven kinds of win. I don't acually know that. That's an estimate. Don't quote me on that." -Toby Turner from Tobuscus CWF

Funny Poems

roses are red

violets are blue

you really thought I'd cry over you?

you say "i played you

but guess what player

you've been played too.

Roses are red

Violets are blue

God made me pretty

What the hell happen to you?

BOOKS!!!

Um, Maximum ride duh!!(It's freaking awesome!!!!!Iggy!Fang!Iggy!Fang!)

Warriors somewhat(I'm sorry but it's so confusing with all the names just alike so I didn't get far in it)

Diary Of A Wimpy Kid( It pretty funny)!!

AND OTHER RANDOM BOOKS!!!

Maximum Ride

I'm a fan of Iggy and Fang!!!( I just can't choose I love them both equally!!! BLIND PYRO!! and MR. MYSTERIOUS!!)

I like Angel but at times she freaks me out!!!!( SHE JUST SO CREEPY at times)

Nudge is alright she not terribly annoying in my book!!!( I'm werid cause all week I'll be really quiet and one day I'll just expode and talk for a straight hour to anyone then go back to being quiet oooo kinda like Fang cause i just really nod and say "uh-uh" or "uh-hu. My mom finds it funny.)

I love Iggy's and Gazzy's little duo cause they can both be treated equally (Cause Gazzy is young and Iggy is blind so they depend on each other.)

I really don't hate Dylan all to much not that I love him or anything but I really dont hate the guy(ehhhhhhhh!)

I'm not really a Eggy or a Niggy fan cause I just find it wrong Ella is 12 and Iggy is 14 I just find it nasty but came to accept it a little since it's in the actual books a little. For Niggy the same reasons and its not even in the books! But truthfully I want Iggy and Fang to myself!!!!!!!!!! Or IggyxOc is freaking AWESOME!!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail

BESTFRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying DANG we screwed up

FRIENDS: comfort you when you fight with your boyfriend

BEST FRIENDS: go over to his house and kick his butt

FRIENDS: Will help you find your way when you're lost.

BEST FRIENDS: Will be the one messing with your compass, stealing your map and giving you bad directions

FRIENDS: Hide you from the cops.

BEST FRIENDS: Are probably the reason they’re after you in the first place.

FRIENDS: Will help you up when you fall down.

BEST FRIENDS: Will point and laugh because they're the one who tripped you

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Already has a shovel ready to bury the loser who made you cry.

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DANG! NOT AGAIN!"

FRIENDS: tell you to forget it when you say you want to vandalize a guy's house

BEST FRIENDS: are the ones getting fined by the police with you

FRIENDS: gives you their umbrella in the rain

BESTFRIENDS: takes yours and says, "RUN, FOOL RUN!"

FRIENDS: Think your insane for jumping off a roof onto a trampoline

BEST FRIENDS: Are jumping right after you

FRIENDS: don't see you if you're sick

BEST FRIENDS: already sue your doctor

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: will bail you out of jail

BESTFRIENDS: would be in the room next to you saying, "THAT WAS AWESOME, LETS DO IT AGAIN!!"

FRIENDS: Are through high school /college

BESTFRIENDS: Are for life

If you have pulled a Fang:You have sneaked up behind someone without them noticing, making it seem like you came out of nowhere.

(I pulled a Fang only on my friend even though she see me coming a least I hope?)

If you have pulled an Iggy:You have run into an inanimate object without realizing it was there. This could include, poles, wall, doors, tables, etc.

(I have pulled Iggy many times. Once I was walking and my head was turned the other way as soon as i turned my head back around I ran SMACK-DAB into a pole and my whole class laughed at me. Even my teacher was laughing!!! So wrong...)

If you have pulled a Nudge: You have talked about something nonstop for the past five minutes, not allowing anyone else to speak. This is also known as rambling.

(I only pull Nudge on occasions cause other than that I'm really quiet.)

If you are obsessively, uncontrolably, in love with Fang, post this in your profile( Ok, I will admit I'm ...a FANGirl!!)

If you love the whole blind, pyro, mutant, baker thing about Iggy, post this in your profile.(Thats why I love Iggy cause he can do all that stuff and he's BLIND!)

If you would kill to have wings, post this in your profile.(Minus the whole eraser thing and whitecoats I would love to have wings.)

If you absolutely KILLED yourself laughing when Gazzy said "'I vill now destroy de Snickurs bahrs!' then copy this to your profile!(OMG I did! My sister was there and she thought I had finally lost-it!)

If you still laugh re-reading Maximum Ride, copy and paste this onto your profile(Everytime!)

I Owe My Mother (This isn't all of them, just my favorites!)

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC. " Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me IRONY. "Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

6. My mother taught me about STAMINA"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

7. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

8. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out

9. My mother taught me about ENVY. " There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

10 My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. "Just wait until we get home."

11. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when you get home!"

12. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to get stuck that way."

13. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

14. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me. "

15. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

16. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

17. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

18. My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you".

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(Post this on your profile if you spilled your Doritos, or you just want this really awesome thing!)

YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Curizzle

YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal): Black Cheetah

YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): Caelyn Palm Valley

YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): Wilculey

YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink): Purple Sprite

YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of you dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Uleatay

YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name): Kay

YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Brownie (Yea that sounds really Goth.)

INSANITY TEST =D

X You have screamed at an inanimate object for 'hurting you.' (I promise you that the corners of walls are out to get me.)
X You have ran into a glass/screen door.

XYou have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
X You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.
X You have run into a tree/bush.
You have been called a blond.

TOTAL: 5/6

X You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow. (Dude I'm SO close!)
X You just tried to lick your elbow.
You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star had the same melody. (Already knew.)
You just sang them to make sure.
X You have tripped on your own feet and fallen. (My friends call it a talent.)
X You have choked on your own spit.

TOTAL: 4/6

X You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it. (Guys I've actually DONE the matrix and still don't know what it is.)
X You type with three fingers or less.
X You have accidentally caught something on fire. (Twice!)
X You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.
X You have caught yourself drooling

TOTAL: 5/5

X You have fallen asleep in class. (First day of school...)
X Sometimes you just stop thinking.
X Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about.
X People often shake their heads and walk away from you
X you are often told to use your 'inside voice.' (All the time by my sister :P)

TOTAL: 5/5

X You use your fingers to do simple math.
You have eaten a bug accidentally...
X You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important. (I just rembered my science project...but it'so far away.)
X You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.
X You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time.

TOTAL: 4/5

You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don't.
X You break a lot of things.
X You tilt your head when you're confused.
X You have fallen out of your chair before.
X When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.
X The word "um" is used frequently.
X You don't know what "um" means.(I argued with my grandma that it was a word, she's an english teacher...bet you wonder who won that argument.)

X You say "what" and "huh" a lot.
X You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin.

TOTAL: 9/10

GRAND TOTAL: 32

Now divide it by thirty eight and times by 100

I'm 84.2% crazy!!(Should I be worried I saw this coming?)

Hero

Alex's Song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=87wE9lwwSnc

Just Ride The Wave

Max's Outfit: http:///cgi/set?id=35264029

Angel's Outfit: http:///angels_outfit_in_chap.5/set?id=35264309

Ella's Outfit: http:///ellas_outfit_chap.5/set?id=35264544

Nudge's Outfit: http:///nudges_outfit_chap.5/set?id=35264786

Max's Surfboard: http:///images/Purple.jpg

Iggy's Surfboard: http:///wp-content/uploads/boardjoy/millenial-surfboard-1960122736.jpg

Fangs' Surfboard: http:///images/black-short-board-surfboard.jpg

Dylan's Surboard: http:///surfboards/wp-content/gallery/60-65/60-the-realm.jpg

Tess's Surboard: http:///wp-content/uploads/Channel-Islands-Big-Willy-Surfboard.jpg

J.J's: http:///images/bigboards/dk-surfboards-big-pato.jpg

Ella's Surboard: http:///_lTKBa4xdaI8/TETU_n9Q3iI/AAAAAAAAAe4/iX2oP2Kpm6A/s1600/oshea-hardware-oshea-6ft-10in-flying-fish-surfboard-red.jpg

Nudge's Surfboards: http:///_M3AcdmSI2As/SwDRiCeAegI/AAAAAAAAGNw/Wox0r_Xv07o/s1600/andre-quiksilver-surfboards-5.jpg

Gazzy's Surfboards: http:///_XYhbeNsfplo/Snc4F0YdO-I/AAAAAAAAByM/zx_1OGy1jrI/s400/swop+surfboard+green+board+shaper.jpg

Angel's Surfboards: http:///images/os/oshea-e-p-s-6ft-11-flying-fish-surf-board.jpg