Busy with work, Scorpius thought that he wouldn't be able to date anyone till he's 30. But within two years, he's married out of convenience, has a daughter, and a perfect life. Or so he thought. Life's never been too easy, especially for a Malfoy. M for language and scenes of sexual nature.

26 one-shots on the life and love of Gajeel and Levy. Stories range from the humorous to angsty to fluffy and everything in between. Part of my Fairy Tail Project. Chapter 22: V is for Valentine's Day. Back from long hiatus

26 one-shots on the life and love of Natsu and Lucy. Stories range from the humorous to angsty to fluffy and everything in between. Part of my Fairy Tail Project. Chapter 22: V is for Vehicle. Back from long hiatus

26 one-shots on the life and love of Gray and Juvia. Stories range from the humorous to angsty to fluffy and everything in between. Part of my Fairy Tail Project. Chapter 22: V is for Vacation. Back from long hiatus.

a series of one shots, multiple pairings. kiss 3, GaLevy. What could possibly keep Levy away from the guild (and Gajeel) for so long?

In Creevey Comics the Green Knight works alone to uncover the truth. Scorpius Malfoy has Rose Weasley and Super Wizard Harry Potter.

Neji has been hiding something from his family for four years. Now it has become harder to hide and he doesn't want to anymore. What will happen when Neji stops trying to hide and it all comes crashing down? And how will this affect Tenten? Follow their journey to find freedom from all the madness.

The first time Gray Fullbuster saw the woman who would become his wife in the middle of the war; she was arriving at the Base as if she owned the damn thing. [WWII AU]

Rose Weasley is about to begin her fifth year at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. But while she is waging a cold war with Scorpius Malfoy on the home front, the Wizarding World is about to break out into political and social revolution.

It wasn't the best life, she'll admit that. But it could've been so much worse. She could've not met Gajeel-kun, or Gray-sama, or anyone in Fairy Tail. After all, they brought color to her gray world. / Juvia-centric. There's a lot of Gajeel/Juvia bromance, and Gruvia.

Fairy Tail members are struggling to defeat the Demons of Tartarus. Gray has acquired a new power, but will it bring them victory? Why is Natsu feeling strange? It seems the mages have managed to win some time as they found their way out of the demon's HQ, but sooner or later they will have to return and continue their battle. Will they be able to win?... (Nalu/Gruvia/Gajevy)

An anthology of fluffy, steamy, potentially humorous Gruvia one-shots. Ratings vary.

[Everything in the world is about sex, except sex. Sex is about power.] Lieutenant Tenten finds herself caught in a web of blackmail when Lt Hyuuga Neji stumbles upon her doing what she shouldn't have been. Mere rivalry between old teammates turns into something deeper, much to Tenten's horror and bewilderment. NejiTen.

It was now known that Fairyz's main dancer Juvia, girl group under Fairy Tail Entertainment, was indeed madly in love with Elements' bassist Gray from the same agency. It was also known that Gray had rejected her, quite painfully, on a live show both groups were guesting. / Drabbles and oneshots about Gruvia and their idol lives / Gruvia idol!AU

They were waiting for that day. After 7 years they were finally able to meet their beloved Juvia. And they are never going to let her go. Ever. (just ignore this summary it sucks. There's alot more it I think)

Gray Fullbuster's life was not normal, per say. He grew up an orphan in the rural outskirts of London with nothing but the memories of his parents, until he was ultimately rescued by a... witch?... named Ur. Follow Gray in his adventures through Hogwarts in this series-of-one-shots-that-almost-is-a-story. The question still remains: Can anyone melt Gray's frozen heart? Hogwarts!AU

So many rules and so easy to break, they never really stood a chance, did they? AU NejiTen

As if High School wasn't bad enough as it is, now Eponine's world is constantly crumbling at her feet and the constant teasing on part of Les Amis doesn't help either. But is there someone who can help her through it all? Someone who was always there but she never noticed? What else will she have to face? Modern Day AU...*FINALLY COMPLETED*

It was never fun being a mermaid, especially when you've been shunned into a isolation of ice by the woman that hates you. Juvia maybe the fairest of them all, but there isn't a creature to save her. That is until a young ice climber cracks the ice she's frozen in and in the heat of panic, takes her home. But things get troublesome, when Juvia's kingdom finds out her location.

Business trips, blizzards, four excited children, two hyperactive dogs, and four frazzled adults - what could possibly go wrong? :Gaara x Hinata, Neji x Tenten:

Kurogane was a cyborg left for dead two years ago, but when mechanic Levy McGarden finds him in the snow, this meeting will change both of their lives [Blanania's Humanoid!AU GaLe, Gruvia]

They will pick up the pieces soon enough― gruvia. spoilers for ft 394

[M-Rated] [Gruvia] When Gray and Juvia accidentally meet her ex, Bora, the Ice Mage gets a little too possessive of his bad, bad girl.

Gray would miss all of his friends, but the only one he would regret was Juvia. [Spoilers for Chapter 392]

[BountyHunter!AU] Every Armor has its Master and sometimes their bond surpasses everything they could ever dream of having.

Gruvia. Hot springs with a side of Lucy. "I thought you said 'the novelty wore off a while ago? Weren't you immune to naked girls or something?" Okay, well, this was different.

Juvia sees Gray caring so much for Lucy and started thinking that she had to give up. She had a feeling she could never win against Lucy. She starts treating Gray differently, but when Gray sees Juvia and Lyon together, he feels... Jealously

[Gruvia Titanic!AU] Some loves can last forever and then more.

[Timer!AU] "If a clock could count down to the moment you meet your soul mate, would you want to know?"

[Hero!AU] A series of drabbles about the new superheroes of Magnolia and their relationships.

[High School AU] Gray and Juvia have been hiding something from their friends and family.

To get more publicity for their work, Juvia Lockser – lead singer of Element Four – will pretend to date Gray Fullbuster, a prominent actor. But maybe what starts as an act, can become something more. [Gruvia l AU l Sassy!Juvia – I warned you].

Fairy Tail is getting bombarded into the real world one by one. What started out as a little fan fiction reading group turned out to be something else. Adventure, Comedy, Romance, Suspense, and so much more awaits! Chapter 19! :D New characters on the way! Weeeeeeeeeeehhh! XD

For 24 hours, Natsu and Gray must endure the sweetest temptation. [NaLu] [Gruvia]

What if something happens to Ichigo the week between the return of the Sweets Princes and hers and it changes her in a cold and emotionless girl? Will they try to change her back? Full summary in

My go at the ever popular time traveling Fairy Tail cliché. Mira and Cana casts an "innocent" spell that has unexpected consequences on Natsu, Lucy, Gray, and Juvia.

When a job is requested directly from a goddess herself Fairy Tail is up to the task to find and protect the four Elemental Pillars of Magic and one may closer than they think. Gray/Juvia, Gajeel/Levy.

A series of one shots. Life of the Avengers according to the Military Alphabet. Goes over friendships, relationships, ups and downs, and just plain mayhem that follows the Avengers.

First Fan Fic EVER,so please bear with me...AU/This story takes place after the Revoultion when Enjolras realizes he's falling in love with a girl he barely knows. 3 1/2 years later... It's back!

Loki and Natasha decide to have a little fun of their own during a Christmas party.

Natsu & Lucy walk into the guild one day to find out that Gray is fighting an ambassador from Phantom Lord Resurrect - the resurrected version of the guild FT demolished years ago! And they want Juvia back... - Strong Gruvia, some NaLu

"Yeah,yeah,I admit it,ok?Sheesh!I Musa love that hot headed,egotastic,sexy, hot jerk." A collection of sweet one shots in every chapter.A must read for all MR fans.See how Musa decribes the ups and downs of her love life with Riven, bad attitude included

Juvia tries her best to sneak a little kiss underneath the mistletoe with Gray but can she accomplish that?

Juvia and Gajeel were the new students in Magnolia High. how'd they going to face in a weird, troublesome school. not only the students, the teachers too. But the real trouble is they themselves. JuviaxGajeel friendship. other pairs: GaLe, NaLu, NaLi, GraJu, Jerza, Miraxus & many more. Special Chapter's up!

How does it feel to be a bachelor at a wedding party? Steve knows it all too well.

He's a soldier. She's a dancer. This is the story of their forbidden love. AU

A birthday present for Lucy is a future showing Lacrima. All her friends gather to see a part of their future. And soon friends from Lamia Scales, Crime Sociere and Sabertooth show up. Join Fairy tail on their craziest and wildest party yet! [On hiatus till April 2014]

Gray and Juvia were supposed to go on a mission together but things don't go as planned like always and Juvia ends up going with Gajeel...and sometimes, Gray just regrets his past decisions. Gruvia, GaLe, and hints of NaLu and Gerza.

Abby and Tim have been together and they've been apart, but never as far apart as this; can the rift be repaired? McABBY

It all started, like most things at game night did, with Mario Party. One thing's for sure, never bet against Tony or Darcy. Especially not when they're teamed up together.

In which Fairy Tail goes clubbing. And Gray gets a little too hot and bothered for his liking. Gruvia.

Marius had never seen her, but he always had. And, over time, he had slowly fallen for her. ExE One-Shot. Inspired by one of my favourite songs.

Mirajane took on a new hobby, but something went wrong, which ended up with Juvia, Lucy and Levy turning into 4 year olds. Now it's up to Natsu, Gray and Gajeel to take care of their guild mates until the spell wears off. GrayxJuvia, NatsuxLucy and GajeelxLevy.

Princess Juvia is engaged to marry Prince Gray to save the people of her Island Kingdom. But when mysterious people surrounding Gray's uncle 'Jellal' and a red haired woman come to light, Juvia, Gray, Natsu and Lucy must learn the secrets of the horrid past to have a chance at a happy ending. - mostly Gruvia, Nalu and Lyon's obsessive compulsive disorder! :D ABANDON! *DON'T READ*

It has been a while since Juvia has joined the Fairy Tail guild and Gray ponders his feelings for the water mage...before coming to terms with them. Gruvia. Rather fluffy.

"It's never too late to tell someone who loves you that you love them back. because they're willing to wait an eternity for you to tell them you love them back, and when you finally do, they'll welcome you with open arms.

All Shikamaru wanted was an average life, but ironically he has the highest IQ in school which gains him extra attention & there's a loud blond girl who's really troublesome. And well she makes his life more troublesome than it is already. / ShikaIno

A series of one-shots from the marvelously long and loving lives of Molly Prewett and Arthur Weasley. A sibling piece to "Oh, Harry" and "Honestly, Ronald."

Phil turns up early for his surprise party – so the Avengers send Clint out to distract him. (M/M)

"'We shall hold fast for as long as there is breath. We shall endure for as long as there is hope,' he promises in a voice fairer than gold and brighter than glory. 'Damn,' she sighs, 'there goes my weekend.'" The revolution lasts longer than expected, and Enjolras and Éponine go a little stir-crazy at the barricade.

Hermione is cold in her third year because of the presence of the Dementors. Nothing can cheer her up...well, except for maybe the sweatshirt of a certain red-headed Weasley. ROMIONE FLUFF! ONESHOT! :)

"Is that what I think it is?" "And what exactly do you think it is, Hermione?" Ron asked the bushy haired girl standing in her robes, looming over him. "Is that a love potion?" Hermione asked, eyeing the bright pink and red potion in Ron's hands. He shoved the bottle behind his back.

No Harry. No Hermione and Ron. Dumbledore's dead. And worst of all, Snape and the Carrows are now the ones in charge of Hogwarts. But enough is enough, and Neville's decided it's about time he does something and faces his worst fears.

Life, death, love. Everything happens for a reason and Luna knows that better than anybody .:For Amber:.

"Oh, what is it?" she asked, wondering why he wasn't in the castle studying away for his O.W.Ls. "Nothing," Neville said quickly. "I just saw you from Gryffindor Tower and thought you might be lonely or-or something."

Tony Stark throws a party to celebrate the remodelling of Stark Tower and he wants the Avengers there. But there's only one way to get them there while avoiding the paparazzi... and it involves costumes... Oneshot.

Ron and Hermione were about to countdown. It was New Years Eve. Even though they both may not remember exactly what happened last night, they both know that they're happy. Right now. In this moment.

Hermione Granger has never been on a date. Ever. Draco Malfoy has made sure of that. Between his constant disses and jokes about her, no one will even look at her twice, except for Ron Weasley, her best friend and capitain of the soccer team. She's got a crush on him, and when Malfoy starts joking about how she's never gone on a date, Ron stands up for her. AU fic, oneshot.

For a majority of his life, supernatural hunter Hyuga Neji lived alone in the world to find his lost cousin who was stolen from his family. However one day he is assigned to train a weapon mistress. Despite she acted nothing like him, Neji soon realises that she would be the only one to understand him. AU NejiTen/ NaruHina/ ShikaIno

Oneshot. Darcy Lewis dresses up as Loki for Tony's Halloween party, much to her friends' chagrin. Loki is strangely turned on, and Tony and Human!Jarvis play overprotective dad.

"You can be more that this young child." The kind, small man offered her a smile that looked out of place from his position; lying chained and bloody, bruised to the bone. She hesitated, not believing the words at all, but so desperately wanting to. "In my place, we treat everyone equally and we're a family."

GENDER-BENDER! (I know,another one) Gray/Graya, Juvia/Julian, Natsu/Natsa, Lucy/Luke, Erza/Erzo Graya is lonely, but she hides it. Inside, she truly needs someone to love her. Julian is in love with her, but won't admit it to her because one, he is to wimpy, and two, he thinks she will push him away. Little do they know that they need each other. How will it turn out for them?

Christmas is coming, and everyone is excited for the Great Dance! Well, almost everyone. Will Mirajane's matchmaking tendencies leave them in peace? Or pieces? Dates, developments and fluff. GrUvia, NaLu, GaLe and JeRza.

My awesome theory about what is going to happen now in Fairy Tail. Contain spoilers, don't read if you aren't curious! Rated T to be sure!

Seven years after the Kings of the three nations disappear, the pirate ship Ice Tail sets off for the Saffron Palace to find the secret location of the treasure Holy God's secret, that shall make the finder a god. Prince of Ice Kingdom and pirate of Ice Tail, Gray Fullbuster must find the map to Holy God's secret. But what happens when that map is actually a young princess? Gruvia.

Collection of Gray and Juvia one-shots. Eighth story: Gray Fullbuster's fuzzy, wiry, confusing attraction towards Juvia Lockser began to expand on one seemingly normal afternoon, in a seemingly normal park, in a seemingly normal town called Magnolia.

Given enough time and the right temperature, even the smallest drop of water can melt a chunk of ice. Gruvia GrayxJuvia Gray POV

It isn't a party until someone brings out the crossbow. -or, How I Attended Natasha Romanoff's Birthday Party and Lived to Tell the Tale

Lolu, Nali, Gruvia, Gale. Lucy comes home to find a Christmas party happening in her apartment! As the night progresses Natsu loses a wife, Gray deals with Juvia under the influence of Cana's eggnog, and Gajeel and Levy use some mistletoe to their advantage while Lucy deals with her changing feelings for Loke. Not just Lolu some major scenes from the other pairings as well.

Summary: Since the fateful day that Elfman finally recognized the presence of a woman Ehem aka Evergreen. He became weary when Ever is around that his two sister noticed. And what the famous match makers of Fairy tail do for their brother? Help him ofcoures! But are they helpful? Or just make everything make worst.

Twelve teenagers. Two groups. Each group hates eachother but could one night of terror change all of that?

Clint has kept his feelings hidden for so long but a birthday party leads to unexpected results.

What started as the Avengers fetching a few things for a SHIELD party has turned into stories of their outings.

Naruto, Sasuke, Neji, Shikamaru, and Kiba are set off on a mission, But what if Naruto, Sasuke Neji, and Shikamaru turn into cats? Find out what the Kunoichi will do! Nejiten Naruhina Sasusaku Shikaino

Enjolras/Eponine Takes place after "The Plumet Attack". Eponine struggles to accept the feelings she has for Enjolras. Take a step into the journey where two wayward souls will find one day more to share together.

How do you move on, when someone you love is gone? And when you finally have moved on, how do you handle it when they come back into your life?

Erza was sure that something was up. Especially after she saw what she saw during that important meeting. Erza POV Cana/Macao

song-fic to Taylor Swift's song Fearless. first fanfic so please be nice.

Each time she took the entrance exams, he saw she had crackers in her hands. When he asked her for one, she laughed in his face. And then she ran away. Nejiten, AU. Two shot.

Maybe it was the alcohol. Maybe it was the music. Whatever it was, or if it was a combination of several factors, she couldn't bring herself to care.

AU Oneshot NejiTen. Neji Hyuuga is just a boy trying to live up to his family name. So why is the coffee barista with the cute buns always on his mind? If only he knew her name...

When the iCarly gang head to Webicon again in their senior year, how will Sam and Freddie react when Carly reveals their greatest secret to a room of crazy fans? A secret they themselves had yet to come to terms with... Spencer and Guppy guest star :-

A series of one-shots from the beautifully intertwined and magical lives of Ginny Weasley and Harry Potter. A sibling piece to "Honestly, Ronald" and "Really, Arthur."

"Are you stupid? You sit here and make a fool out of yourself for nothing what do you expect from me huh? To tell you that I'm in love with you or something stupid like that?" I guess Hyuuga's can disappoint.

"This is-this is bullshit. You're not a beast, you're freaking hot!" Obviously, some fairy tales just can't get their facts straight. NejiTen

"I should go distract myself so I'm not creeping on you kay Neji."

5 girls, 5 guys, 5 sluttiest girls of the world, clubbing, knives, balloons, silly string, bazookas, bands...the list goes on. NejiTen, ShikaIno, GaaMatsu, NaruHina, and SasuSaku. T for the language and abusing of everyday appliances.XD

If he didn't know better, he would think that he's in love with her. NejiTen.

What can an idealist do when his dreams of a better world have been crushed? When you've lost your cause, sometimes you need to find a new one. And sometimes it's the most unlikely people who help you to find it. EponinexEnjolras, mostly just friendship.

If you have watched the anime season 1 you will know that there was one episode where Ichigo and Kashino went to a patissierie to learn. what if our favourite couple went to the four star hotel? will love blossom for the two?

A series of one-shots from the frequently hectic and passionate lives of Hermione Granger and Ron Weasley. A sibling piece to "Really, Arthur" and "Oh, Harry."

"Was this, then, his reward for all he'd done? To wander forever in a twilight realm with nothing but the ghastly reminders of the friends he had led to their deaths for company?" Enjolras goes to heaven. Slightly E/E. Happy Barricade Day, all!

AU. Oneshot Various cannon pairings. Your text made me snigger in class, while I was looking at my crotch. FML.

Ichigo finds herself in Kashino's arms one morning in the kitchens. This is just a scene I wished it had in it. I'm a big IchigoxKashino fan.

Ichigo just needs help with her french book assignment, and when she has no idea what to do, she turns to Kashino. What happens when they're trapped in the ancient fairytale only Ichigo doesn't know? *yes, it's in English* *T for paranoidness*

A little fall of rain...with a different man

EPONINE x ENJOLRAS: in his time of dying, he thinks of her, the one woman that was ever able to capure his heart. With his last breath he whispers her name. And she leads him to his salvation :rated T just to be safe war :

"Dance with Cosette, Monsieur Marius. I wish to dance with someone else tonight." EponinexEnjolras, oneshot for now

It's Kashino's birthday. Will he have a good one this time?

AU Tenten's fallen in love. With Neji Hyuuga, no less. But he seems to like girly girls. In a last attempt to be noticed, Tenten goes to Ino and Hinata on how to be more feminine. Along the way, she runs into a couple issues that keep her and Neji apart

RenxSherry Why it has to such a toy-boy to get under her skin ?

Éponine and Enjolras discover that being alone has it's downsides, but a life made out convenience can one day be met with a heart full of love. AU

Konoha Girls Grammar School is merged with their brother school. How to deal with members of the opposite sex and love? Yes, it's another AU highschool fic. Inspired by EshtarWind's gorgeous artwork. nejiten & more pairings...

"I needed this to be over. I'm not the greatest catch, so why would Neji consider me. I needed to grab what I could. Where had that cocky, forward guy gotten to?"

Neither Éponine nor Enjolras want to be alone. Books and daydreams, both live their lives in fantasies. Who will wake up to the real world first? Enjolras/Éponine

AU A few hours before the Allies head off to attack Ludenforff Bridge in the final days of WWII, American G.I Neji Hyuga has a few words with his...ahem acquaintance Tenten. And, she's not taking it to well. NejiTen

From the age of 14, they were important to each other.

Parody lyrics to One Day More. Dedicated all dealing with final papers, presentations, and/or exams. May this bring a smile and a laugh to your life.

AU, ONE-SHOT NEJITEN The coach didn't make sense. The referee didn't make sense. The announcer didn't make sense. This entire game didn't make any sense. At all. Neji doesn't understand football. There's one girl that makes it worth it though. R&R!

Hanabusa and Andou were honestly freaked out when they heard the noise. They didn't even want to think about what was going on in that poor, unsuspecting stock room.

This is a songfic on how kashino relizes his feelings towards ichigo.

"Well, it's your punishment! Escort me to the sweets festival in town!" / The pitter-pattering of the raindrops resonated with his heartbeat. He felt an intense urge to hold her close to him.

In retrospect, they knew they were too young, but they couldn't find it in themselves to be regretful. Based on the suggestions of the cave scene in episode 5 of the second season.

AU. "Did you know it's rude to stare?" he asked coldly. "Did you know I don't care?" she retorted with a roll of her hazel orbs. He glared, she stared. He smirked, she smiled.

IchiXKashi... What if his only option is to wait? But for what and for how long?

"I'm not a flirt!" "How is that?" "I'm just nice. Ino, am I a flirt?" "Oh hell yes." "Shiori?" "Duh!" "Tenten…am I a flirt?" "Of course not Neji." "See I'm just nice. Tenten is my best friend, I believe her!"

"Marry? Tenten I'm sorry I would help you but…I can't leave. You see I have a girlfriend...I'm sorry Tenten it just sort of happened." "It's fine Neji,I'm happy for you. Don't feel rushed to come back or anything. We miss you. Bye." "Tent…" She hung up.

"They said it was my only chance." "They were right, you got lucky. what's your name?" "Tenten. nice to meet you Neji" "I don't think so, i want to remember the name so when your back to normal i can track you down."

"What are you doing go tell her what hapened!" "What happened Tenten." He looked at her nothing in his eyes, blank. "I-I don't know" "I kissed you that's what happened Tenten, exactly what she thought was happening, happened"

Rumors and gossip spread in many different ways. The way girls here spread gossip is through a wall. Of course they're unaware that three of the boys they fight over or insult read what they write. But I only want one girls opinion -NejiTen-Neji's POV-AU-

A Triocentric oneshot quite unlike any you've ever read before. I hope. I put genre 2 as hurt/comfort. I was aiming for suspense or horror but don't think I quite got there. Also they don't have a trio option in the character drop down so it's under Hr/h.

For Happykate0007. Your typical high school festival story. NejiTen. Oneshot. AU.

Do you have that one guy friend? You know. You turn to him for advice. He turns to you. Best friends. You're like one of the guys, he says. Oh. Did I happen to mention that you're totally in love with him? She smiles sadly as she says, I know. RW/SM

This is totally whacked. Neji Hyuga, my best friend and the dork I’ve known to have a thing for Hermoine Granger in sixth grade, was giving me a look only a pretty boy made. And he's offering kissing lessons. Wanted: A Date for Tenten. AU HS NejiTen fic.

He descended his mouth upon hers, tantalizingly slow, and massaged her lips gently with his tongue. Then, without retrieving, "Please tell me, Rose. What would your fiancé say if he saw you doing this?" RW/SM

Next Generation. Scorpius Malfoy is acting strangely. All of Hogwarts is talking about why that could be, except one: Rose Weasley.

5th Year Rose Weasley has a lot of boys in her life; her brother, her cousins and her best friend. When she gets her first boyfriend, they all have opinions. But the one person she looked to for support is reacting the last way she expected. Rose&Scorpius

Hinata, Tenten, Sakura and Ino are tired of going round in circles with the guys they like and it all snaps when four new girls enter. So what do they do? create a concert of course! nejiten sakusasu hinanaru shikaino

Former LAPD cop Neji Hyuuga and his old partner Tenten Long must work together again to solve the very case that tore them apart. A fiery romance gone cold threatens their work, however, because neither one can get over the other. [2 parts] [NejiTen] [AU]

The revolution has succeeded, but Enjolras and Eponine find themselves in over their heads with friends, politics, and heaven forbid, each other. COMPLETE AT LAST ON THIS SITE!

Team Gai futureficslight AU. In which Tenten remembers two first kisses and a large oak tree that remembers much more. Pairing: Implied NejiTenLee Warnings: Allusion to a threesome, implied character death, one bad word you don't want to say to your mothe

MusaxRiven."I'm not a nice person, I can be moody and a git" "Preaching to the choir!" She snapped.