Space-Dweebhide bio
Author has written 9 stories for Halo, Lord of the Rings, Star Wars, Red vs. Blue, Avengers, Martian, Andy Weir, Oblivion, and Artemis Fowl. I'm a human, I have great hair and a general aura of awesomeness surrounds me. My stories will pretty much always be centered around Star Wars or Halo, although The Martian (both the movie and the book) have recently made it into my top ten favorite things so they might appear pretty often. Favorite Quotes: "Life's hard. It's even harder if you're stupid." - John Wayne "Knowledge is power, but power corrupts, so study hard and be evil" - Anonymous "If someone tries to kill you, you go ahead and try to kill 'em right back." - Malcolm Reynolds, Firefly "There just isn't enough time anymore to show everyone the courtesy of a good strangling." - Sarge, Red vs Blue "But consider this: I'd get to fly around like Iron Man." - Mark Watney, The Martian | |||||||
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Tower 23 by cojack reviews
What Jack and Vika see on the other side of the world after the Tet is destroyed at the end of Oblivion, and then what they do.
Oblivion - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,401 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/24 - [Jack H., Victoria O.] - Complete
Halo: the Art of War by Havoc-legionnaire reviews
AU. One small divergence, the smallest of errors, and the balance of fate tips. It is 2552. Reach is spared, for now. Operation Red Flag goes forth. The Covenant will learn that this war that they have started 27 years ago have only just begun.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 181,676 - Reviews: 873 - Favs: 1,295 - Follows: 1,345 - Updated: 2/27/2016 - Published: 10/2/2010 - Master Chief/John-117, Prophet of Truth
Team Building for Avengers by phantomcat97 reviews
From team mates to friends, and from friends to family. Follow the Avengers through it all, and by 'all', I mean their whimsical day-to-day happenings in the Avengers Tower. This is a collection of funny, fluffy oneshots that have no particular order or point. Enjoy!
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 24 - Words: 35,290 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 262 - Updated: 4/30/2015 - Published: 10/8/2012
Non Sequitur by Separatist Supporter reviews
The SPARTANs trapped in Onyx have escaped, only to find themselves in one of the last situations they expected. Post Ghosts of Onyx, during the Corellian Trilogy of SW EU. Content added to Prologue and Chapter 1. Chapter 6 complete (for now).
Crossover - Star Wars & Halo - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,323 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 8/9/2013 - Published: 4/18/2011 - Leia O., Han S., F. Mendez, Tom-B292
Captives of a Strange and Cruel Mind by AaylaKitofNiflheim reviews
A new fanfiction author throws her favorite characters into cells in an attempt to get a story idea. Will they escape...? Or will they remain ensnared in her evil plot? NOTE: This is NOT an annoying Mary Sue/OC story. It is funny. I swear it is.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,343 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/13/2013 - Published: 8/13/2012 - Luke S., Darth Vader, Boba Fett, Ahsoka T.
Confinement & Escape by reulte reviews
After two years imprisoned in The Citadel, Echo is back in the army. Now an imperial stormtrooper, his task is to suppress rebellion. Has Echo, Fives, Rex, Ahsoka, Kix... along with OCs.
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 41,845 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 5/11/2013 - Published: 8/21/2011 - Echo
Slick's Squad - Scars (Chopper) by reulte reviews
Chopper's story from episode 'The Hidden Enemy' to post-Order 37. Part 1 of the 'Slick's Squad' series. Commissioned artwork by Krad Eelav at . COMPLETED.
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 71 - Words: 229,944 - Reviews: 770 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 3/10/2013 - Published: 3/17/2011 - Ahsoka T., Captain Rex, Clones
Spartans: Reborn by Reaper10119 reviews
The Human-Covenant war is over, and after trading some tech with The Arbiter, the UNSC manages to revive a portion of the Spartan II's killed during augmentation. Now they're joining up with Blue Team; Will venture through the four years between Halo 3 and Halo 4, the events of Halo 4, and the Spartan Ops missions. Original Characters, Blue Team, Spartan IV's, and others.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,013 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/14/2013 - Published: 11/30/2012 - Fred-104, Kelly-087
This Means War! by freedom-born803 reviews
When an innocent attempt to annoy Mace Windu goes wrong... oh, the possibilities. This is a really old story; I recognize that the writing and OCs are terrible and it's pure crack, so if you want to comment you may, but I'm FULLY aware of it's flaws. Thank you!
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 43,195 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/30/2012 - Published: 11/26/2011 - M. Windu, K. Fisto
What Happened after Rishi by reulte reviews
Evidence indicates that Hevy survived the manually detonated blast on Rishi Outpost and was picked up by Separatist Commander Asajj Ventress. COMPLETED
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 28,653 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 12/23/2011 - Published: 10/18/2010 - Complete
Missing by myrmidryad reviews
Trouble Kelp's death has been faked by Mud Men looking for a fairy to activate the magic of the first human-fairy hybid. Will Trouble ever escape? Will Holly ever see him again? Warning: Angst in the later chapters and heavy abuse. HxT all the way.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 21,848 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 11/2/2008 - Published: 10/5/2008 - Trouble K., Holly S.
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Perspective reviews
Trouble Kelp didn't believe in "no-win scenarios." To him, any day could be a great one if you had the right point of view. Then one day Haven exploded. Paradise quickly turned to chaos and the one fairy he perhaps counted on more than any other was too far away both to help, and to be helped. For this day, Trouble Kelp was going to need one extremely good point of view.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,720 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/13 - Holly S., Trouble K.
Balance
Balance is the key to everything. However, sometimes the scales are tipped. All Jack Harper wants is to even the odds, and find some semblance of balance in his life.
Oblivion - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,069 - Published: 4/18
Perfect reviews
The Ares 3 crew has found the perfect way to rescue their lost teammate. Of course, nothing's gone perfectly yet on this mission, so why should it start now? 4/17/2020 - Somehow the story got messed up in a pretty ugly way, so I have re-uploaded it with a few edits given after some years of hindsight.
Martian, Andy Weir - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,594 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/18/2015 - M. Watney - Complete
Assemble reviews
Avengers drabble series. Most will be humorous, but a few might be serious.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,565 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/28/2015 - Published: 5/29/2014
Blades reviews
Kit Fisto stories. 'Cause I'm a geek. T for future chapters, and by that I mean violence, and because K sounds childish.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 21,202 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/16/2014 - Published: 12/9/2011 - K. Fisto, Aayla S.
Armor reviews
A young marine on the frontlines of battle gets his first encounter with the armor-clad super soldiers of the UNSC: Spartan-IIs. Further chapters will possibly come from Tony/other friends POV. I do not own anything from Halo. Rated T because K sounds childish.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,461 - Reviews: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/15/2014 - Published: 11/10/2011
Spartan reviews
Series from the point of view of Frederic-104. Starts in Spartan training and goes on from there. Warning: There will be some Spartan pairings. I do not own Halo. Rated T for violence. And also because K sounds stupid.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 24,492 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/12/2013 - Published: 11/13/2011 - Fred-104
Foxtrot-12 reviews
Freelancer Agent New York woke up. No one is willing to explain how, but he did.
Red vs. Blue - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,743 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/19/2013 - Published: 2/11/2013 - North, York - Complete
