Invader Kat 27
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Joined 07-20-11, id: 3087783, Profile Updated: 05-11-12
Author has written 5 stories for Invader Zim, Jhonen Vasquez, Happy Tree Friends, and Homestuck.

On my new avatar, I used a base, which I don't own!


I like HTF, Homestuck, Invader Zim, Smosh, D* Figures (I love Lord Tourettes), Sonic, JTHM... and other stuff.


Stuff about me

Name: STALKER!

Age: STALKER!

Favorite food: Chocolate!

Favorite shows: Invader Zim, Grim adventures of Billy and Mandy, Angry Beavers, Pit Boss, Happy Tree Friends

Favorite movies: The Nightmare Before Christmas,

Favorite comic books/books: JTHM, Where the Red Fern Grows(Sad book), not many books I don't like.

Things I don't like: ZaDr, DaTr(Don't hate it), GaGr, ZaGir, Fairly Odd Parents, Justin Beiber, Miley Cyrus, Hannah Montana(Show), Unoriginal Characters(Stupid), Mary Sues(Scary), Giggles, other stuff.


I ship:

Gamzee X Tavros (Homestuck)

Nepeta X Equius (Homestuck)

Feferi X Aradia (Homestuck)

Terezi X Vriska (Homestuck)

John x Karkat (Homestuck)

Sollux X Eridan (Homestuck)

The Summoner X Mindfang (Homestuck)

The Grand Highblood X The Summoner

Karkat X Nepeta (Homestuck)

The Psiioniic X The Condesce (Homestuck)

Meenah X Aranea (Homestuck)

The Signless X The Disciple (Homestuck)

Jake x Jane (Homestuck)

Jake X Dirk (Homestuck)

Dirk X Roxy (Homestuck)

Cuddles x Giggles (HTF)

Splendid X Lifty (HTF)

Flippy x Flaky (HTF)

Petunia x Handy (HTF)

Mime x The Mole (HTF)

Sniffles X Nutty (HTF)

Shifty X OC (HTF)

Russel x OC (HTF)

Truffles x Lammy (HTF)

Zim & Tak(Invader Zim)

Zim & Gaz(Invader Zim)

Gir & Mimi(Invader Zim)

Dib & Oc (Invader Zim)

Gaz & Oc (Invader Zim)

Lard-Nar & Oc (Invader Zim)

Red & Purple(Invader Zim)

Nny & Devi (JTHM)

Eff & D-boy(JTHM)

Squee & Pepito(JTHM)

Sonic & Amy(Sonic the hedgehog)

Tails & Cosmo(Sonic the hedgehog)

Cream & Charmy(Sonic the hedgehog)

Knuckles & Tikal(Sonic the hedgehog)

Shadow & Silver(Sonic the hedgehog)


If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.

IF YOU WISH YOU HAD A DINOSAUR, paste this to your profile.

If you have ever cried while reading a book, paste this to your profile.

If you want to bring Zim back, paste this to your profile.

If someone you love has died, paste this to your profile.

If you have had dreams where you are in your favorite story, paste this to your profile.


If you could have three wishes, what would you wish for? Paste this to your profile and let the world know

1. The copyrights to Invader Zim (That will never happen though)

2. Wings

3. Unlimited amount of money to make more episodes of Invader Zim with!


Fandom Boys I'm in love with! Not in order though, that would be IMPOSSIBLE!

1. Nny (Jthm)

2. Lard-Nar (Invader Zim)

3. Kyoya (Ouran high school host club)

4. Hikauru (Ouran high school host club)

5. Kaoru (Ouran high school host club)

6. Zim (Invader Zim)

7. Gir (Invader Zim)

8. Prisoner 777 ( Invader Zim)

9. Gamzee (Homestuck)

10. Tavros (Homestuck)

11. Karkat (Homestuck)


An IZ questionnaire! YAY :3

Q: If you could hang out anywhere, where would it be?
A: The Ressisty ship! Yay hanging out with Lard-Nar,Woot!

Q: Which IZ Character would you date?
A: Lard-Nar…..

Q: Which IZ character is your best friend?
A: Tak, Gaz, Gir,Prisoner 777 or Shloonktapooxis.

Q: Which IZ character do you hate?
A: Keef ,Moofy ,Pro.Membrane and Turkey Neck.

Q: Your favorite IZ episode(s)?
A: BACKSEAT DRIVERS FROM BEYOND THE STARS!

Q: Your favorite IZ character?
A: Lard-Nar and Tak

Q: Favorite Almighty Tallest?
A: Purple! He’s so funny!

Q: Zim walks up to you, what do you do?
A: OMG IT’S ZIM! *Fan girl squeal*

Q: You just got 2 tickets to see a concert, who do you take with you?
A: Lard-Nar or Gir!

Q: You accidentally got stranded on a desert island...who got stranded with you?
A: Lard –Nar. He would figure a way out!

Q: Zim has asked you to help repopulate Irk...what is your answer to this disturbing question?
A: Uhhhhhhh……. * Kicks him in the stomach* What’s wrong with you?! Oh wait, Irkens are cloned. Sure I’ll help you clone Smeets!

Q: Favorite IZ pairing?
A: ZATR and GaMr

Q: You and the Tallest are on the massive...

A: Me and Purple are eating Doughnuts while Red is on fire! -

Q: If you could spend your Friday nights doing something, what would it be?
A: Watching movies with Lard-Nar, Zim, Gir, Mimi, Tak, Gaz, Shloonktapooxis and Purple!

Q: Favorite IZ quote?
A: Your making me choose! Ugh…. Okay

Prisoner 777: The Tallests' command ship? That would be WRONG! And INFURIATE the ARMADA!!! ...I designed that ship, you know! Here ya go! :3

Q: Favorite Zim moment?

A: Zim : My tallest (says like 4 shmillion times)

Red: I was curious to see when you'd shut up on your own. But it's been THREE hours now, Zim. THREE HOURS! So... what is it?


Q: Favorite Dib moment?


A: Dib: ZIM!

Zim: What?

Dib: Zim!

Zim: What?

Dib: Zim!

Zim: What?

Dib: Zim!

Zim: What?

Dib: You'll never get away with it!

Zim: That's very nice of you!

Q: Favorite GIR moment?

A: I gonna sing the Doom song now! Doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom ,doom!

List twelve of your favorite characters in no particular order from your fandom. All Jhonen Vasquez things

1. D-boy

2. Zim

3. Tak

4. Lard-Nar

5. Eff

6. Gir

7. Purple

8. Squee

9. Devi

10. Mimi

11. Nail bunny

12. Sickness

Have you ever read a 6/11 fic? Do you want to?

No… Heck no!

Do you think 4 is hot? How hot?

Well * Blushes* Maybe a little….

What would happen if 12 got 8 pregnant?

O_O O….M…..G….

Can you recall any fics about 9?

Yes… Alot..

Would 2 and 6 make a good couple?

Not really….

5/9 or 5/10, why?

Neither! Eff would NEVER date Mimi or Devi!

What would happen if 7 walked in on 2 and 12 having sex?

Purple would run and scream! Then see doughnuts and forget about it. That’s kind scary…

Make up a summary of a 3/10 fic

Tak and Mimi are best buds. But what happens when Zim and Gir come back into there lives? ZaTr and GaMR!

Make up a summary of a 7/12 hurt comfort fic.

Sickness is sad so Purple will try to cheer her up. No Purple and Sickness romance!

Have any of your friends read 3 yet?

Do I count? If so then YES!

Does any of your friends write draw 11?

I do.

Would your friend write 2/4/5?

NOOO!

If you wrote a 1/6/12 fic what would the warning be?

Warning: The Doom song and waffles with soap in them are included!

What would 6 scream at a moment of passion?

I GOT MONKEYS IN ME!

When was the last time you read a fic about 5?

Yesterday….

What would be a good pick up line for 10 to use on 2?

You’re a defect… I like it..

How might 11 describe a relationship between 2 and 8?

"Zim and Squee really don’t have much in common another than height.."

How emo is 7?

Not at all

1 and 7 are in a happy relationship until 9 runs off with 7. 1, brokenhearted, runs off for a hot one night stand with 11 and a brief, unhappy affair with 6 then follows the wise advice of 3 and finds true love with 5.

D-boy and Purple are in a happy relationship until Devi runs off with Purple. D-boy , broken hearted , runs off for a hot one night stand with Nail bunny and a brief, unhappy affair with Gir then follows the wise advise of Tak and finds true love with Eff.

O_o ….. uh……….. okay than……. At least he ended up with Eff in the end….. EaDr rocks…


The black man turned around and stood up.

He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"

The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism


If Fanfiction to you is what Facebook is to other people, copy this to your profile.

If you love ZATR, copy and paste this to your profile

If you think Nickelodeon is stupid for canceling Invader Zim, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have made up an Invader Zim character, copy and paste this to your profile. ( a lot of them )

If you say IZ pairings like they appear instead of saying the letters (Saying "ZAGR" as "Zagger" or "GAMR" as "Gammer") copy & paste this onto your profile.

If you sometimes talk to yourself, copy and paste this to your profile. (all the time...)

If people think your crazy, copy and paste this to your profile.


22 things to do in an elevator

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.

if you are planning to do all or one of these things then copy and paste it!


15 Things to do when you're in Walmart!

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look"

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

15. Grab a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go!"


If you think Nickelodeon is blind, deaf, and stupid for canceling Invader Zim, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think the people at Nickelodeon are morons for canceling Invader Zim in the first place, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you think that writing or reading Fanfic stories is fun, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think you should be able to watch what you want on TV without being called immature, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you're a bad athlete and proud of it copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say right before you say it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you get a kick out of explosions, put this in your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like ZIM copy and paste this to your profile

If you spend multiple hours each day reading and/or writing copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever been completely, utterly, unbearably, inhumanely, maddeningly bored, copy this into your profile.

If you hate Nickelodeon for canceling Invader Zim, copy this into your profile.

If you are against racism, COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE. The only race is humanity.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abecrombe and Fitch told them it wasn’t cool to breathe. If you’re one of the 8 percent that would be laughing your rear end off copy this to your profile.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that Trix rabbit some Trix then copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Ninety-Five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are part of the five percent who aren’t, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienel, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmuisc, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minamoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy the Mary-Sue Slayer, Harry’s Girl 01031992, WanderingTeen, Erik’s Muse, comix-freak, the epitome of randomness, Yessie55, Zim’sMostLoyalServant, XxFuTuRe-EaRtH-RuLeRxX, Lord Dread Raven, Invader Kat 27.


If you want world peace, a brighter future, and more chocolate, copy and paste this into your profile.


If you don't have a problem with homosexuality, copy this into your profile.


True Love:

Girl: Can you slow down?! I'm scared!

Boy: Sure, but first, tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you, now can we please slow down?

Boy: Hug me.

Girl hugs him

Boy: Now can you please take this helmet off me, it's bugging me?!

Girl takes off his helmet and puts it on her own head

Next day in the paper...

There was a motercycle crash yesterday due to break failure. There were two passengers, but only one survived.

Truth...

Halfway down the road the boy realized his breaks broke, but didn't want to scare the girl so he had her say 'i love you', and hug him one last time, then put his helmet on her so he would die but she would live...

Copy and paste this to your profile if you think that this is really and truly, true love.

HOW CRAZEE??

Crazy is when you have a voice in your head that you named Pedro, even though he clearly isn't spanish and you just do that to annoy him.
Crazy is when you're so obsessed with eating your Jell-o (and you forgot to put a spoon in your lunch box) that you try drinking your Jell-o through a straw and using straw chopsticks because straws were the only untensil-type thing available.
Crazy is when you start dancing in Walmart to its cheesy music.
Crazy is when u laugh uncontrolable at your own jokes.
Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what is so interesting about the eraser.
Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on.
Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself.
Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do.
Crazy is when you laugh when nothing's funny.
Crazy is when you crack up if someone says "Oatmeal!".
Crazy is when you forget what you're saying in the middle of a sentence.
Crazy is when your are going through this as a checklist.
Crazy is when you eat twenty pixie sticks in one day.
Crazy is when your crazy.
Crazy is when start talking nonsense everyday during gym.
Crazy is when you convince your friends your 'high' because you can't stop laughing even when nothing is funny. And then all of you convince the nearest adult that you're having a breakdown.
Crazy is when you trip up the stairs, and laugh all the way back down them.
Crazy is when it is last day of school you scream and run around in circles.
Crazy is when you get drunk on air and laugh during the saddest part of the move.
Crazy is when you can call yourself something else, and completely become that person, forgetting your reason for hating the world,
Crazy is when you laugh at nothing during school and laugh when everyone looks at you like your insane.
Crazy is when you trip over nothing at all, fall, and say "I see the ground...it's pretty".
Crazy is when you cry over the loss of a spider you saw for three seconds and then someone killed it(even though your deathly afraid of spiders). (and alergic!)
Crazy is when you scream at your teacher because your D.O.L. says you have a brother when you don't so you won't write it out, then they have to carry you to the room thats sound proof and you try to strangle your self with your shirt and pound down the door even though your only eight. Crazy is when you yell at hobos for being awesome.

Crazy is when quote random fandoms and your friends don't find it weird anymore.

If you're crazy, copy and paste this to your profile and add something crazy that you've done!


Jhonen Vasquez for president! Copy and paste if you'd vote for him

Your weakness: Seeing sad things, I’ll cry.

Your fears: That Zim might not come back…. And being killed.

Your perfect pizza: A lot of cheese.

Goal you would like to achive this year: Meet Jhonen Vasquez.

Most overused phrase on an instant messenger: OMG!

Thoughts first waking up: Ugh… I have to get UP!

Your best physical feature: Eyes. They are greenish blue.

Your bedtime: On school nights 10:30 but in summer and weekends I fall asleep at like 4 :00 a.m

Mcdonald's or Burger king: Neither.

Chocolate or vanilla: Chocolate...

Do you smoke: NOO! And I never will!

Will you smoke: NOOOO!

Do you swear: Not really….

Do you sing: All the time. I’m sure I sing in my sleep.

Do you shower daily: Yes

Do you behave yourself: Most times.

Do you get motion sickness: Yes

Do you think you are attractive: Maybe….

Are you a health freak: No.

Do you get along with your parents: Yes.

Do you like thunderstorms: I love them! Thunder is awesome!

Do you play an instrument: No, I sing..

In the past month have you drank alchohol: NO! I never have!

In the past month have you gone to a mall: No.

In the past month have you eaten sushi: No

What you want to be when you grow up: A singer or an author.

What country you most want to visit: I don’t know..

Number of CD's I own: about 5. I have my songs on my I pod.

Fave food: Pizza!

Fave music: Pop…

What do your feet smell like: Why do you want to know? O_O

What does your hair smell like: Hair… I don’t know..

Can you clap with your feet: Yes..

Have you seen purple cows: YES! I named one Sparkles!

If you had 10 Mountain Dews, what would you be like: OMG I LOVE CANDY AND SUGAR AND STUFF! LET’S GO DANCE!

When you think of the words 'George bush' what comes to mind: Dude.


Don't read this!

there were 3girls

They were looking through peoples
MySpaces.

The girl slowly came upon this one
myspace.

It had creatures in the background and the man
looked like a psycho.

She started laughing with her friend commenting on how ugly he was.

Right then, an instant message came up.

It said:

SatanStalker: So how do u like my
MySpace??

XxLoVemExX: What??

XxLoVemExX: Who is this anyway??

SatanStalker: Well, you should know;
youre looking at my MySpace right now.

XxLoVemExX: How do you know that im looking at ur pro??

SatanStalker:I know when people look at my MySpace.

XxLoVemExX: What? That doesnt make
any sense, how?

SatanStalker: I just do.

Satanstalker: Especially to pretty girls like you.

Satanstalker: With very nice legs I might say.

At the time the girl was wearing high
shorts.

She started to pull them down a little bit to cover what
ever she could. Her and her friend started to get
worried now.

XxLoVemExX: Ok whatever man youre starting to scare the living sht out of me.

SatanStalker: You should be afraid.

SatanStalker: You wouldnt want an ugly guy like me touching your legs huh? I mean thats what you
just said about me with your friend like a minute ago.

They were in shock.

Her friend: Holy crap man just block him
hes a fcking psycho!

The girl: Ok holy crap, you think hes
watching us?

SatanStalker: I am.

SatanStalker: Well it wouldnt really
matter if you blocked me anyway; it wouldnt stop me
from coming to your house.

XxLoVemExX: What? My house?

SatanStalker: Yeah, youre alone so its
not a problem.

XxLoVemExX: Ok I think Im going to leave now because youre freaking me out.

SatanStalker: Your screen name says
love me, trust me that wont be a problem.

SatanStalker has just signed off.

The girl and her friend were really
scared. Girls

friend: Whatever lets just go upstairs trust me I doubt hes really coming. Its just a joke from someone.

They went upstairs and were having a pillow fight.

All of a sudden the girls friend said she had to go to the bathroom. The girl said ok.

Ten minutes later the girl noticed that her friend was
still in the bathroom and was wondering what was up.

She goes and knocks but no one said
anything

she opens it and finds her friend there on
the ground dead. She started to scream but when she
turned around he was there. News the next morning said that there was one girl dead in the bathroom;

her neck sliced with blood all over the ground. with her head nailed to the wall. Just her head.

If you do not repost this in the next two
minutes here will be three men, one in your
bathroom,

one in your room, and one killing your parents at that
very moment.

Tonight at 1:30am. Well what are you waiting for?

Repost or you are going to die!


If you hate steryotypes copy and paste this to your profile.


I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a cashier hand this little boy some money back.

The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.

The cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly.

The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.

Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her afterall, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."

His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't

forget me. I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

"OK," he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for

the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"

Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that

mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me!''

"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

"My mommy loves white roses."

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.

I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister

is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message.

2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart


FAKE VS. REAL

FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.

REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr./Mrs.

REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.

FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.

REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Dang … we really messed up … but that sure was fun!”

FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.

REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.

REAL FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.

REAL FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it’s yours.

FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.

REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.

REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”

FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile.

REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.

FAKE FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.

REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to what’s wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

FAKE FRIENDS: Make you say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.

REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will ignore this.

REAL FRIENDS: Will copy and paste this.


If you think animal cruelty is wrong, copy this into your profile.


If you're insane and dang proud of it, copy this into your profile.


A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?

Repost this if you truly believe in God.

PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what,
and if you stand up 4 him he will stand up for you.


Name: Kat

Species: Irken

Age: 140 Earth years, 14 human years

Family: Not known

Friends: Max, Kit, Syther, Snake, Lard-Nar(Possible Love intrest), Zim, Nny, Tak, Tenn (sort of), Gir, Devi and a lot of others.

Enemies:Dray, Red, Purple, All Control Brains and a bunch of Irkens.

Appearance: Blue eyes, Black Cat ears, Black Cat tail, Steel toed Irken boots, Pink Invader Uniform, Black gloves with Pink ribbons on them.

History: She is an Irken Expirement who is a defect. She was once an Irken Elite but after an incident with 2 Irken guards, she left Irk with Syther, Snake, Max and the Sirs. Then she joined the Ressisity.

Fun fact : Her name is Tak spelled backwards! I didn't notice that when I named her.

Name: Syther

Species: Irken

Age: 145 Human years, About 14 and a half Irken years

Family: Not known

Friends: Blade, Kat, Snake, Max, Gaz( Love intrest), Zim, Dib and others

Enemies: Dray, Tallest and most Irkens.

Appearance: An Irken with Green eyes, Knife Blades under his Antannae, Black Invader uniform, Black boots with a Red stripe down the middle and Black Gloves

History : An Irken Expirement who is also a defect, Syther and Snake were saved by Kat from being deactivated then they joined the Ressisty.

Fun fact : I thought of him while playing Pokemon. He is named after the pokemon Syther.


If you dislike Edward the sparkly vampire, copy and paste this to your profile


YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You wear lip gloss/stick.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink
Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry. ( Necklaces)
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars. ( I never finished any of them)
You were in gymnastics/dance.
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of every thing.

Total: 6

YOUR GUY SIDE:

You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats ( I like them both equally)
It's hilarious when people get hurt. (sometimes)
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.

Gory movies are cool
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun.

Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night.

Total: 9

PREP
You own a cell phone.
You own something from Abercrombie.
You own something from Pac sun.
You own something from Hollister.
You own something from American eagle.
You love/like going to the mall.

You own an iPod/MP3 player.
You love Starbucks.
You have been called a brat.
You hate buying things that are on sale.
You have more than one house.

Total: 4

GOTHIC

Black is one of your favorite colors.
You have thought about death.
You wear chains.
You like heavy metal.
You’ve shopped at Hot Topic.
You have worn black lipstick.
Your hair was/is dark.
You dislike preps.
You're an atheist/ Satanist/agnostic

Total: 3

PUNK

You can skateboard

You’ve worn plaid
You like Converse.
You hate MTV.
You have/had blue, pink, red, purple, or green hair.

You dislike pink.
You hate/dislike preps.
You wear/wore skateboarding shoes.

Total: 2

GEEK

You love the computer.
You like Harry Potter.
You are supposed to wear glasses/contacts
You get straight A's.
You love/like reading.
You were/are in band
You don't care what you look like.
You have a curfew.
You always do your homework.
You never miss school unless you're sick.

Total: 5

ATHLETIC

You watch/watched the Super bowl.
You own track shoes or other sports related shoes.
You collect your jerseys.
You have a wall or shelf dedicated to your trophies/awards.
You have posters or plaques of famous athletes.
Your garage consists of sports equipment.
You belong/belonged to a school team.

You are going/did go to a sports summer camp.
You have a specific number. (5)

Total: 2

HARDCORE//SCENE

You like loud music.
You love/loved the Ninja Turtles.
You never walk anywhere.
You wear slip-on shoes.
You wear/wore Vans.
You like the band Panic!
You wear band t-shirts.
People have called you a freak and meant it.
You love to "hardcore" dance
Hair has been died more than 1 color

Total: 2


When you were 5, your mom bought you an ice cream cone. You thanked mer by yelling at her that it's the wrong kind.

When you were 9, your mom drove you from swimming class to soccer, and one birthday party to another. You thanked her by slamming the door and never looking back.

When you were 10, your mom paid for piano lessons. You thanked her by never coming to class.

When you were 12, your mom was waiting for a very important call. You thanked her by talking on the phone all night.

When you were 14, your mom paid for a month away at summer camp. You thanked her by not bothering to write a single letter.

When you were 16, your mom taught you how to drive her car. You thanked her by taking it every chance you got.

When you were 17, your mom drove you to the mall and gave you her credit card. You thanked her by maxing it out.

When you were 18, your mom cried at your high school graduation. You thanked her by partying until dawn.

When you were 20, your mom drove you to college. You thanked her by saying goodbye outside your dorm, so you wouldn't have to say 'bye' in front of your friends.

When you were 26, your mom payed for your wedding. You thanked her by moving halfway across the world.

When you were 30, your mom fell ill and needed you to take care of her. You thanked her by reading about the burden parents become to children.

Then, one day, she quietly died, and everything you did came crashing down on you.

If YOU love your mom, re-post this, and if you don't, you wouldn't care if your mom dies, would you?


When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind.

When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.

When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around.

When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all.

When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying.

When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever.

When a girl wants to see you everday, she wants to be pampered.

When a girl says "I love you." she means it.

When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that.

Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person.

If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you

Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you.

Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere.

So get ready for the biggest shock of your life


If you:

love to read and act crazy,

laugh and have fun,

ignore people who call you names or think you are less than them,

are always there to help your friend in their greatest time of need,

run bare foot through the grass just for the joy of the sea of cold green that tickles you feet,

spend as much time outside as you do reading or on the computer,

are a night owl who hardly sleeps,

act weird and crazy just to scare other people or make them laugh with you,

then we would be great friends. :D Copy and paste this in your profile if this is you.

You know you read too much JTHM and watch too much Invader Zim when:

1) You've gotten into several 'Lasers vs. Smoke Machines' debates with your friends (SMOKE MACHINES!!)

2) Every time you hear a teacher say "Children today have it so easy", you're tempted to scream "YOU SPEAK LIES! LLLLIIIIIEEEESSSS!" while clawing at the air like Zim

3) If someone says the words 'Red and Purple', the first thing you think about is the Almighty Tallest, not the colors.

4) You learn someone in your class is named 'Johnny', and emit a fangirl squeal.

5) You now think all Chihuahuas are EVIL! (I KNOW they are!)

6) You've taped your fingers together to see what it would be like to have only three fingers

7) The thought of Dib being Johnny makes more sense than it actually should (I actually don’t believe the Nny is Dib theory.)

8) You now order 'Brainfreezies' at movie theaters and drug stores

9) Your friends aren't even surprised anymore when you spout a random JTHM or Invader Zim quote.( All the time!

10) The name 'Jimmy' makes you shudder with revulsion (“AHHHHHHH! RUN!!!!!”

11) Speaking in third person doesn't seem odd at all

12) At least ONCE, you've tried to imitate one of the character's voices (I can imitate Gir, Zim, Tak , Lard-Nar, Dib and Gaz!)

13) You want a T-shirt that magically changes logos without your notice (like Johnny's) (Z?)

14) You're genuinely shocked whenever someone wonders aloud 'Who is Jhonen Vasquez?' (What’s wrong with those people!?)

15) Height has become very important to you, and you now look up (both physically and figuratively) to those who are taller than you. (I’m pretty tall.)

If at least one of the above is true, copy and paste this to your profile!(All but 1.

5 of people would go nuts if Edward Cullen jumped off a building.
4 would yell JUMP.
If you are the 1 that would push him, copy this and paste it and put it on your profile


If you have OJVD (Obsessive Jhonen Vasquez Disorder) copy & paste this onto your profile


I'm sick of team Edward and team Jacob...I'M TEAM GIR!! If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile, and add your name! Micah The Homicidal Maniac, Invader Kat 27


Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Choose--me or your life

Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile.


If you are against fur coats or killing animals just to look good, copy this into your profile and add your name: Snowfirexoxo, Rainpool's Loyalty, TsubasaSyaoforever, Tomi Lang, Anne-Julie Roosevelt, HarvestMoonFan4ever, Shimmerleaf, EvilGiggle13, Skitsophraniac, Aquajinks401, Invader Cakez, Invader Kat 27


YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2011 when...

1. You accidentally enter your PIN on the microwave.

2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of three.

4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.

5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses.

6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries.

7. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen

8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't even have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it.

10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee

11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. : )

12 You're reading this and nodding and laughing.

13. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this message.

14. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.

15. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on this list

AND FINALLY

NOW UR LAUGHING at yourself. Go on, forward this to your friends. You know you want to! Go lick your elbow.


I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

If you believe Homophobia is wrong, copy and post this into your profile.


This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murderer chanted," Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceilling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.


Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake. The average person can't.

this is this cat

this is is cat

this is how cat

this is to cat

this is keep cat

this is a cat

this is retard cat

this is busy cat

this is for cat

this is forty cat

this is seconds cat

Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top down and I bet you can't resist passing it on


If you run into inanimate objects...and then blame them for it, copy and paste this in your profile


(.) This is Nailbunny. Copy and paste this to your profile, and Nailbunny will always be with you.


If you hate the voices in your head because they talk too much, copy and paste this to your profile (He talks so much that I made him one my OC'S head voices)


If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile (I hear Eff & D-boy right now)


Write your top ten favorite characters in no particular order and answer the questions - no peeking! These are from JTHM, I Feel Sick and SQUEE!

1. Nailbunny

2. D-boy

3. Nny

4. Sickness

5. Pepito

6. Devi

7. Squee

8. Eff

9. Shmee

10. Spooky (Lol, I have da toy)

1. Have you ever read a three/eight fanfic before? I think so.

2. Do you think four is hot? NOO! She's a doll!

3. What would happen if eight got one pregnant? O_O I’m forever scared by that picture in my head….

4. Do you recall any fics about two? Yes

5. Would four and five make a good couple? No!

6. Seven and three or seven and nine? 7/9 because 7/3 have more of a Father/son relationship.

7. What would happen if one walked in on two and eight in an awkward situation? Be mentally scared

8. Make up a summary of a three/ten fic. Nny hates Spooky so he’s gonna kill him. That’s it

9. Is there such a thing as one/eight fluff? Well, maybe if you look hard enough.

10. Suggest a title for a four/seven hurt/comfort fic. The Doll and The Squee….. Lol

11. What kind of plot would you use if you wanted four to go out with one? Nailbunny loves Sickness so he sings her a nice song he they live happily ever after.

12. What might ten scream at a moment of great passion? SQUEAK!

13. If you wrote a song-fic about nine, what song would you choose? Creepy doll.

14. If you wrote a one/five/nine fic, what would the warning be? Warning: EXTREAME INSATINITY!

15. What might be a good pick-up line for five to use on nine? *Pepito kicks Shmee in da face* SHUT UP STUPID BEAR!


98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.


List 10 of your OCS in no particular order, they can be from anything.

1. Kat

2. Syther

3. Snake

4. Aly

5. Vera

6. Dray

7. Kit

8. Lili

9. Twinkle

10. Crazy

Will 2& 8 ever make out?

No!! Not unless they were drunk or something.

What would 2 do if they saw 6 & 9 in an awkward situation?

Burst out laughing and tell everyone he knows XD

What would 3 do if 7 & 4 announced they were getting married?

O_O He would be too shocked to speak.

Does 10 like 1 or 6?

Neither. He likes Kat like a sister and just hates Dray.

What would 5 do in an emergency?

Vera would do whatever it would take to survive.

What song fits 7?

I don’t know…

What is 6’s BIGGEST secret?

He likes Vera…. XD

Does 10 have a boyfriend/girlfriend?

No and he never will.

If 3 had three wishes, what would he/she wish for?

To be able to talk to animals, make all girls love him (LOL) and be able to fly.

9 meets their favorite celebrity in a store, what do they do?

Has a total fan girl moment, but it’s worse because she is a fan girl, just ask Mr. Eff. LOL

Is 6 emo?

No, he’s evil though.

Does 8 think 3 is hot?

Yeah, she just won’t tell him that.

What is 4’s dream job?

Singer

Does 10 like to read?

No….

7 kisses 3, how would 2 react?

Scream and run away XD

6 and 3 are in a relationship until 3 dumps 6 for 7, 6 has a one night stand with 4 and makes out with 2. 1 gives 6 some advice and 6 starts dating 5. 6 and 5 live happily ever after.

Dray and snake are in a relationship until Snake dumps Dray for Kit. Dray has a one night stand with Aly and makes out with Syther. Kat gives Dray some advice and Dray starts dating Vera. Dray and Vera live happily ever after.

O_o……. I will never think of Dray the same way again…. At least he ended up with Vera….


"Try Not To Cry"

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great, huge crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

When I went to school that day,

I never said good-bye.

I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,

And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now, And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best

Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,

But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest

When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could

please listen to me if you would,

I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.

But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late, Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry I to cancel the date. I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true

And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"

In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech
Students Who Were Lost

Please if you would,
Don't smash this on the ground.

If you pass this on,

Maybe people will cry,

Just keep this in your heart,

For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".

Now you have 2 choices,

1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as
"Try Not To Cry"
2) Don't send it, and you have just proven how
cold-hearted you really are...


If you've ever fallen in love with a cartoon character copy and paste this onto your profile


If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.


If you would rather talk about Jhonen's latest comic then whos cheating on who, copy and paste this onto your profile.


You say Martians.
We say Irkens.

You say Bill Nye.
We say Professor Membrane.

You say backpack.
We say PAK.

You say uprising.
We say RESISTY!

You say stupid.
We say 'advanced'.

You say idiot.
We say pathetic, filthy human pig-smelly!

You say ugly.
We say big head.

You say 'The Song that Never Ends'.
We say "The Doom Song".

You say robot.
We say GIR.

You say "That's not true!"
We say "LIIIIIIEEEES!!!"

You say aliens.
We say "ZIM IS AN ALIEN! WHY DO I EVEN HAVE TO TRY AND PROVE IT THIS MUCH?!? JUST LOOK AT HIM!"

You say "I'm popular".
We say "I'M NORMAL!!!!!"

You say we're weird.
We say we're Invader Zim fans.

If you luv Invader Zim, copy and paste this onto your profile!


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Let's Ruin This by Honestcannibal reviews
Your name is Dave Strider and you have offically ruined your brother's life. Take a trip through the bond between Bro and Dave. Stridercest, emotional crap, maybe smut. Updates soon.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 29,876 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 8/4/2013 - Published: 2/20/2012 - Dirk S., Dave S.
Posterity by byebyebyeybbeybyebybeyebyebybe reviews
Life with Gamzee and the Grand Highblood was the only life he had ever known, but even with the love and encouragement of his best bro, Tavros couldn't help but feel like something was terribly wrong. Gam/Tav, AU, Bare with me guys
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,405 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 6/12/2013 - Published: 2/1/2012 - Gamzee M., Tavros N.
Thoughts on an Inconceivable Redrom by Midnight-Dino reviews
You didn't think that hiding your feelings of pity for someone could be so hard. Until you become rivals, that is.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,977 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 1/26/2013 - Published: 3/17/2012 - Eridan A., Sollux C.
The Ship That Shouldn't Have Sunk by MusicallyCapricious reviews
Eridan Trys to bust a move on our favourite nerd, in the meantime, Gamzee and Tavros are exploring the new benefits of being matesprits. If you don't like Homestuck shipping, this isn't for you. EriSol, Gamtav, JohnKat and more. Rated T for swearing and Juggalo goodness.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,303 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 11/14/2012 - Published: 5/9/2012 - Eridan A., Sollux C. - Complete
The Other Side of the Heart by cul-de-sac reviews
There exists a disease in which a child is born with only half a functioning heart. The right side may work on its own for a time, but a heart cannot beat without its other half. But with care the other side of the heart can be guided toward life.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 151,844 - Reviews: 430 - Favs: 574 - Follows: 303 - Updated: 8/2/2012 - Published: 1/15/2012 - Eridan A., Sollux C. - Complete
Fish Lips by grotesquegoddess reviews
An Eridan/Sollux redrom fic ;D Ugh tell me if it sucks Rated for Karkat's mouth ;D
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,070 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/21/2012 - Published: 10/14/2011 - Eridan A., Sollux C. - Complete
Wwet dream by Omgbrookyhehe reviews
Sollux has a wet dream about a certain seadweller. What he forgets is that same troll is staying over for the night. Rated M for sexual content/sexual interaction, and swearing.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,375 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/4/2012 - Published: 5/13/2012 - Sollux C., Eridan A.
What They she Thinks by Konaxookami reviews
Aranea's flush grew worse and she began to fidget with her dress's cloth in her lap. She tried to avoid Meenah's prying eyes, but the heiress's thoughts were clear as day. 'She's thinking about it again. About people and how stupid they are. Cod! You'd think she'd sea that it doesn't matter what those stupid losers think.'
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,302 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/28/2012 - Complete
Teach me by cheesehime reviews
At 9 sweeps old a very bored Eridan Ampora wants to catch up and make peace with a particular Psiioniic but things go a little, off in their conversation...smut, light psionic bondage, dirty talking, bulge jobs and not a bucket in sight
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,756 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/24/2012 - Eridan A., Sollux C. - Complete
The Advantures of Splendid and Spectacular by Hooters45 reviews
Splendid gets a sidekick and reforms the SSSSSuper Squad. See their advantures in The Advantures of Splendid and Spectacular! Accepting OC's by form or PM only
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,647 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/15/2012 - Published: 4/14/2012 - Splendid, Splendon't
Let's Talk by King of Drag reviews
The Grand Highblood is irritated about something, the Summoner suggests talking about it. But the talk doesn't go as expected. - Ancestooors! Rated M for later chapters.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,717 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 4/9/2012 - Published: 1/21/2012 - The Grand Highblood, The Summoner
Forever Offline by seductivefeline reviews
"Gamzee hasn't been seen, because he's hiding in his room, on his husktop. Staring at Trollian, waiting for Tavros to come online..."
Homestuck - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,059 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/14/2012 - Gamzee M., Tavros N. - Complete
Honey Or Tea? by timeanddivision reviews
Sollux sometimes wonders why he agreed to Eridan's terms. All he needed was the cash to finish Spurb and out of all the people in the world he had to get it from that rude, stuck up, shallow, haughty guy. Jeeze...
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,405 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 3/7/2012 - Published: 2/27/2012 - Eridan A., Sollux C.
More Than Meets The Eye 2 by Inpar reviews
Lifty and Nutty will have to try to stick together even if it might be hard since bullies and lowlifes wants to see the raccoon dead. warning Yaoi! -I dicided to make a sequel to More than meets the eye cuz i had nothing to do.
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,515 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/26/2012 - Published: 10/2/2011 - Lifty - Complete
Super HTF Truth and Dares 3: Extreme Edition by Hooters45 reviews
I'M BACK! Zer0 and the Tree Friends are once again forced to play another game of truth or dare! Truths, Dares, and OC's MUST be submitted by PM, I will NOT accepted these by reviews I fixed it this time
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: M - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,338 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/6/2012 - Published: 1/2/2012
Little Tav by Linnea7299 reviews
Gamzee has a cute moment with his son. Drabble for the kink meme.
Homestuck - Rated: K - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 148 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Published: 2/5/2012 - Gamzee M. - Complete
Nautical by FerrisWheeling reviews
Eridan and Feferi are just going to sit back, relax, and enjoy the clusterfuck that is their relationship. Fluff-ish. ONESHOT
Homestuck - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,925 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/5/2012 - Eridan A., Feferi P. - Complete
lost eyes by scarrpath reviews
THIS STORY IS UNDER RENNAVATION. IT WILL BE DISCONTINUED INTILL I CAN RE-DO IT. SRY.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 914 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/1/2012 - Published: 12/15/2011 - Zim, Spleenk
Buried Hatchet by cul-de-sac reviews
Hatchets that once did so much damage begin to rust and fade from memory once put in the ground. One hatchet, invisible to all but two, is about to be unearthed. None of the rust will be wiped away. No edges honed. This is the story as it truly unfolded.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 77,705 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 1/12/2012 - Published: 8/15/2011 - Eridan A., Sollux C. - Complete
Sing the Anthem of the Angels by KichidaMaru reviews
"There's nothing left of you, I can see it in your eyes. Sing the Anthem of the Angels, and say the last goodbye."
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,212 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/8/2012 - Flippy, Flaky
Love Calculator by obsessedStuck reviews
Tavros finds an interesting website and tries it out. Fluff. T for Gamzee's mouth.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,427 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/29/2011 - Tavros N., Gamzee M. - Complete
Frustration by Vikingrawrmoved reviews
When Eridan pays Sollux an unexpected visit, Sollux may have trouble controlling his feelings. Rated M or language and sexy bees.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 581 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/19/2011 - Eridan A., Sollux C. - Complete
Choice making by Lord Dread Raven reviews
What was once a proud story in which reviewers would decide what happened, Choices is now just a story made up of humor- NO LONGER INTERACTIVE.
Johnny the Homicidal Maniac - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,339 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/15/2011 - Published: 7/1/2011
Somewhere only we know by Hattersglasschild reviews
Everybody has that special place... Yaoi, multipairing, GamTav, EriSol, KarJohn Rating might go up later
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,303 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/22/2011 - Published: 10/19/2011
WAR by Inpar reviews
Happy Tree Town is now a war zone. The evil Tiger General are searsing for the ultimate weapon to take over the world. With the Cursed Idol ghone will the citizens be able to strike back? Read to find out.
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,751 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/19/2011 - Published: 9/17/2011 - Flippy, Toothy
True Love's Kiss by MaMbMc reviews
Fairy tale films are pure, brainrotting nonsense... Right? One-shot. R&R.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 720 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/17/2011 - Almighty Tallest Miyuki, Almighty Tallest Spork - Complete
HTF 50 Word Challenge: MolexMime by J.L. Parker reviews
I'm doing this because I'm stuck on my "Blind Love" story, so please enjoy Contains Yaoi. don't like, don't read. for others, Enjoy
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,434 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/26/2011 - The Mole, Mime - Complete
wwhy cant you hear me by Tapix reviews
Eridan-red-Sollux. "'I'm sorry," I whisper into his ear. 'Wwhy can't you hear me'" T for language.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,286 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Eridan A., Sollux C. - Complete
Doughboys and girl romance! by TurnTechGallows reviews
Both Eff and D-boy are real now they meet new people and troubles along the way and new romance is found!
Johnny the Homicidal Maniac - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,909 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/30/2011 - Published: 6/18/2011 - Complete
For the Zim Fans by Warlanda reviews
Poem I was inspired while on Operation Head Pigeons 2.0 on Facebook and everyone was talking about why they're a part of the group and what they love about it, and someone went into this inspirrational speech, and it inspired me to write this! Enjoy!
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 141 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/21/2011
Opened my eyes by StupidBolts reviews
"Open your eyes or I'll hunt down Flaky!" My breath hitched. He meant it. He would. He would chase and kill my best friend like she was a wild animal. With a final sigh of reluctance, I opened my eyes for him. Yaoi. BoyXBoy. FlippyXEvil Flippy.
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,524 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/20/2011 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Flippy
A Precious Rainbow by milesprower06 reviews
Alternate ending to Cupcakes. A last-minute rescue saves Rainbow Dash from certain death. But now the scarred and broken Pegasus must accept how her life has changed, and find out how she can possibly move on.
My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,853 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 7/13/2011 - Published: 6/30/2011 - Rainbow Dash, Applejack - Complete
The Horrible Sleepover of Doom by QueenofDoomydoom reviews
Gaz, Tak, and Mimi had been looking forward to a weekend with the girls. What can go wrong? Zim, Dib, and Gir of course.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,402 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/8/2011 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Zim, Gaz - Complete
The Blank Page by Sideos reviews
ONESHOT. Zim is given the homework assignment of writing a simple, one page story. Thing is, he's never written anything before in his life. Being creative is 'unirken'. Zim however soon discovers the joy of creativity.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,326 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/18/2011 - Zim - Complete
God Help The Defectives by Oswald the Unlucky Rabbit reviews
A young defective smeet prepares herself for death as she is taken to be executed. One-shot.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,040 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/16/2011 - Complete
Stuffed Animal by Ice Cream Social reviews
The Mole goes on another date, hoping he doesn't mess up! This person means the world to the Mole. Slash. Fluff. The Mole x Mime.
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,055 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/23/2010 - The Mole, Mime - Complete
The Tallest Discover the HORRIBLE PoopTube by Tallest Red reviews
Ever wonder what would happen if we discovered this? Yeah. We watch the videos people actually make of us on the site, not pretty. WHY do you people MAKE those videos in the first place? one-shot
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,802 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/1/2010 - Red, Purple - Complete
The Pinnochio Complex by SleepyCantWrite reviews
Psychodoughboy/Mr Eff eventually. Johnny C's been to heaven and hell and back; effectively flushing the waste. The Doughboys served their master, served their purpose, and were reclaimed. But then what?
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 36,010 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/27/2008 - Published: 7/11/2007 - Psycho Doughboy, Mr. Eff
Sleep tight! by Lil Psychonauts dweeb reviews
A collection of my short, romantic HTF slash drabbles. Containing some slightly offbeat character couples. EX: Mime/Mole, Nutty/Sniffles. Most of them don't make much sense, but hopefully they're okay to read. R&R, please?
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,467 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 5/18/2008 - Published: 4/17/2008
Mad World by Sideos reviews
ONESHOT: Dib goes to see an old friend in the asylum. One trapped in a child's game, a game he took too far. One who no longer thinks as himself as human, but as irken. Why can't he see that it was just a game? Not ZADR.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,440 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/1/2007 - Dib, Zim - Complete
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Truth or Dares of Awesome Doom reviews
A HTF Truth or Dare. What more can I say? It has OC's.
Crossover - Happy Tree Friends & Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,189 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/16/2012 - Published: 1/14/2012
The Nightmare Continues reviews
The sequel to The Trio of Defects. The Earth is almost completely destroyed, a bunch of the humans are dead. The Irken Empire is trying to find the new tallest, Zrak's out for revenge and another villain has appeared. How are they going to survive?
Crossover - Invader Zim & Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,694 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 8/26/2011 - Published: 7/29/2011 - Zim, Johnny C. - Complete
Invader Zim Poem reviews
Title says all... Warning: Very short.
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 95 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Zim, Gir - Complete
Sweet Dreams reviews
D-boy hates nightmares. One night he has a nightmare and can't take it anymore. Sorry, terrible at summaries. Has EaDr, don't like it, don't read it. Also has Oc's.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 569 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/28/2011 - Psycho Doughboy, Mr. Eff - Complete
The Trio of Defects reviews
Kat was an Irken defect, Elite and experiment. After she saves a defective smeet and her two defective friends they join the Ressisty and go to earth to save it. Will they succeed? Not a Zim/Nny. This is my first story.
Crossover - Invader Zim & Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,559 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 7/26/2011 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Zim, Johnny C. - Complete