Hogwarts meets Hetalia! A bit of Gender bending, romantic drama and a dash of another fandom equals crazy amounts of weird! Too hilarious not to check out! Castiel chapter has now been moved to its own one shot!

Lovino does something both very brave and very, very stupid and lands himself aboard a pirate ship against his will. Perhaps picking the pockets of the famed Captain Antonio Fernandez Carriedo wasn't the best choice he's made.

And apparently it also kills brain cells and the need to use common sense, as well as severely lowering one's standards for both life and relationships. :: APH Facebook Story

Germany comes to visit Spain's home with both Italies for the weekend but clashing cultures and family strife make for a very stressful vacation. Pairings: Germany/Italy and Spain/Romano.

Alfred is an awkward dork, despite the fact his dad is President. Arthur is a member of British royalty, and he's a perfectionist loner. Both boys are given an invitation to attend the prestigious World Academy and, naturally, they're roomies. USUK

It started with one. Patient zero, retrieved from Washington DC, America. Alfred F.Jones was admitted by his college roommate at 13:08 on June 16th. Diagnosis: Delusional.

As Sherlock traverses the globe to burn what remains of Moriarty, John turns away from his past life and begins a new one. Desperate to break out of the darkness of his best friend's coffin, John Watson, soldier, becomes John Watson, assassin, and he's about to find that the name Sherlock Holmes is next on his list.

Antonio is the country of Spain. Lovino is, well, Lovino. Mortality is the biggest factor that separates the two of them, but will they somehow manage to overcome it? Antonio/Lovino

AU Spain x Romano. When Lovino starts attending art school with his brother he finds his most important lesson doesn't come from his professors, but from a culinary student at a sister school: sometimes the flaws hold the beauty.

ONE SHOT. Spoilers for S2. Inside Sherlock's mind is a Palace. Inside the Palace are many rooms. Within the largest room is the Throne. Upon the Throne sits the King.

There's something left for Mycroft at 221B. Easy to get to. More difficult to unlock. - Oneshot

"I haven't made a zombie," Sherlock says scathingly, which would be more convincing if there were not a zombie in the flat.

He should have kissed Sherlock Holmes ages ago. John/Sherlock.

ONE SHOT. AU. Prompt: "Moriarty burns the heart out of Sherlock. John builds him a new one." Or: Sherlock doesn't want a new heart and John doesn't care.

ONE SHOT. Spoilers for RBF. Prompt: "At the moment they believe their Holmes is dead at Reichenbach, all Watsons in every universe connect, just for a split second, through their shock and grief. Because some things transcend all universe barriers."

Balance, Russia thinks, is the key. Russia/China

He came back for you, John Watson.

Sherlock is dead. Or is he? Post-Reichenbach, T for language. Slash fic. R/R

Sherlock is dead. John knows this. And yet, John can't stop texting him.

Sherlock is gravely injured and struggles to hold on until help arrives. Sally Donavan is the first one to find him and she stays with him until the medical help gets there.

"Why pay homeless people to look for answers that you could easily have pretended to figure out yourself? No, Mr. Holmes, you cared about the work just as much as we cared about the money." Contains the biggest "Reichenbach Falls" spoiler of all.

One day, John is going say 'no'. To Sherlock's surprise, it doesn't happen the way he expects. / S/J-ish. One-shot.

Post-Fall, Mycroft calls at 221B and accidentally ends up having tea with Mrs Hudson.

Spoilers for "Reichenbach": Lestrade wonders why Sherlock didn't trust them.

Their hands moved together, trembling notes chasing away the silence of 221B. The warmth of Sherlock surrounded John – warm, breathing, alive – and the melancholy sounds changed into something else. POST-FALL.

AU. Sherlock is a shadow, melting into the dark and consuming souls. Then John came along, human and so very bright.

With each blink, time rushes forward, and John Watson can feel himself slipping. / / One-shot, post-Reichenbach.

All he wants is to feel alive, one last time. Post-Reichenbach. Rated for suicide attempt and swearing.

Equal sides can have jagged lines.

On John Watson's sixth birthday, his mum gave him a flat wooden box to hold his wish stones.

Even in the absence of one another, Sherlock Holmes and John Watson somehow still managed conversations between them. - Post-Reichenbach. Spoilers for episode 2x03. Pre-slash, or deep friendship if you prefer.

Spoilers for "Reichenbach": Lestrade returns home one night to find an unexpected visitor in his flat.

When John came to Baker Street one Sunday about six months after the funeral and found an elegant wooden cane, expensive-looking yet sturdy, stuffed away in the shoe cupboard, he began 'blogging' again. It began with post-it notes. POST-FALL.

John Watson is sure that the Sherlock Holmes in his sitting room is a figment of his imagination. Nothing new there. John/Sherlock. Implied John/Mary. Reichenbach spoilers. Reunion!fic.

They don't know what it feels like, to lose someone who slowly, without your intending it, became your entire world. Spoilers for 2x03.

Sherlock Holmes and John Watson had their own language. It was a language of few words and minute facial expressions, and John had learned that it was nearly the only way to have an honest conversation with his eccentric flat mate. Edited June 15, 2013

Sherlock Holmes learns to drive. Mycroft may never recover.

The trolling of Mycroft Holmes.

Deep in the recesses of the cluttered space under John's bed, far from the prying eyes of nosy landladies, there is a box.

John still knows where he is, in a dimly-lit lab out of a Michael Crichton novel, but damned if that rattling noise doesn't remind him of gunfire in a hot zone, and the spots flooding his eyes are sun on the desert, burning his retinas. Spoilers for HOUN

A chance observation from Sherlock leads John to finally figure out exactly what position Mycroft holds in the British Government. Naturally, he's shocked that Sherlock didn't know. Even more naturally, Sherlock himself couldn't care less.

Set during "The Hounds of Baskerville" - just how did Sherlock negotiate that little arrangement with Mycroft?

John is sent one of those official notice papers, this one being a declaration of romantic intent. From Sherlock. Who filled it out in his own special way. Very special way. What's John to do about it?

Sometimes, cleverness trips over its own big feet, and John could show them a thing or two, if they'd let him. Spoilers for S2.

A badly injured Sherlock waits for help to arrive. Naturally, he's more concerned with the whereabouts of his scarf.

Lovino Vargas just wanted to text his brother's new cellphone. Instead, he accidentally texts this guy named 'Spain'. What the heck? Moreover, this guy just won't stop freakin' texting Lovino! SPAMANO & AU

There are so many different ways to die. Written for the 2011 Holmestice December Fest.

You'll never know, dear, how much I love you - please don't take my sunshine away. AU, teen!Roma/adult!Spain. Age is never just a number.

ONE SHOT. "But those four words, oh, Sherlock savors them." Wherein Sherlock reduces the Met to a seething pool of rage, John thinks it's all childish, and Mycroft is the real star.

AU; Suicidal Lovino Vargas makes a suicide pact online with equally suicidal Antonio. They meet, they get mistaken for a couple on a date, and Lovino begins to wonder not so much if he wants to kill himself, but if he wants Antonio to.

Because it takes more than once to reach the sky. Blue, Green, and the ways he tries to teach her to fly. GreenBlue.

One of John Watson's less vaunted skills becomes necessary to stop a bomb from exploding. Gen.

In ten minutes Sherlock will live in a world with no John in it. Ten minutes is how long they have for everything. Warnings: there are no happy endings here.

Sherlock's wings are beautiful. John's are not. Wing!fic

Just pay me back with one thousand kisses. Written for a prompt at the Kink Meme.

At her brother's funeral, Thalia realizes how much she'd missed.

Some birthdays are welcome. Others are not.

"Kittens, John," Sherlock says. "Kittens."

The first time Sherlock Holmes says 'I love you' to John Watson, he is standing next to him in a small church. The first time Mary Morstan says 'I do' to John Watson, he is staring at Sherlock Holmes with wide eyes. warnings for angst and eventual slash

Sherlock analyses John's feelings for him and is infuriatingly accurate. Mild John/Sherlock slash, a tad of swearing.

It wasn't just a disease. It was a way of life. And that life, Lovino decided, was something he wanted to stab in the face multiple times with a screwdriver while screaming profanities and wishing the blood on his hands were real. Spamano, AU

A PokeSpe fanfic! The Pokedex Holders gather once again, and the world is thrown into sudden disturbance. How will they prepare for the coming of the newest legendary-The Prince of the Sea? Rated T for violence and language. Revised!

Sherlock and John are both impossible to live with, unless they are living together. Short scenes examining this. Slash toward the end, not even slightly graphic. Warnings for mild violence.

Mycroft, checking up on his brother yet again, gets a surprise story of a fight. Brother fighting, John doctoring, and all around amusement!

Sherlock and John have been working and living together for nearly a year, each finding the other's friendship to be the one thing they would not risk or want to live without. Until something happens to disturb the status quo... Slash.

John stumbles into a rather unexpected person while on an impromptu shopping trip.

Fill for a prompt: John suffers significant injuries following the events of The Great Game, causing changes for both him and Sherlock.

Clockwork AU. In a world of automatons, Sherlock is not.

Stop pretending to be happy. Implied past Spain/fem!Romano, drabble

She must have dreamed that bit.

HIATUS. Empires were once the most powerful Fighters in the universe, but they all died or disappeared fifty years ago. Didn't they? : Futuristic Sci-Fi AU : Initial USUK & then FrUK, Spamano after Ch.3, RoChu, Bad Friends/Touch Trio, PruCan, Giripan, others.

Two pills. One poisoned, one harmless. One for John, one for Sherlock.

A series of one-shots exploring the interaction between the countries and their beloved people. Sometimes, one person needs just as much help as the whole. Current chapter: Switzerland

Mycroft and Sherlock have never considered taking the easy way to resolution.

Sherlock Holmes at a Watson family function

Four places John can't follow Sherlock, and one place Sherlock can't follow John.

They don't get around to falling in love until the world is ending. John/Sherlock

A collection of drabbles based on foreign words with no English equivalent set at various points in John's life, mostly pertaining to his involvement with Sherlock. John/Sherlock slash. Rated for some implied sexual situations and general angst.

Companionship and wine under the moon brings back sweet, but painful moments.

When it's silent, it feels like the world had cut off all connections to him. Just like what Romano was doing to him right now.

"There are, at present, three hundred and seven things Sherlock wants to know about John." S/J established relationship; possible trigger warning for child abuse.

There was a time – a long, long time ago, mind you – that he showed and felt more empathy for the dead, the suffering, the hostages, the victims. He'd thought that time was long gone – and then he met John Watson.

John asks Sherlock to text him what he had for lunch/dinner when he's in the surgery so John can keep track of Sherlock's eating habits. Of course Sherlock would ask John to text him his lunch/dinner because it's only fair. Sherlock/John.

Lestrade knows why 7 September, 2011, is a date worth remembering. So does Mrs Hudson.

He's in shock. It's the only explanation for why, as he looks at John standing by the pool, Sherlock ignores the clues and concludes only that his friend was Moriarty all along. He's never been in shock before. But then, he's never had a friend before.

Sherlock did not want this, did not want another stalemate with John in the middle, a gun in Jim's hand. This cannot have happened without a sign. There has to be something he missed anything which said today is the day I kill for real. -Character death-

Because kid, you're a star.

Sherlock is diagnosed with a terminal illness. Warning: angst like whoa.

He realizes his civilization is one of the last remnants of a dead world.

...Only to Fall Victim to One Anyway. John/Sherlock. In retrospect, he really shouldn't be surprised that they see each other naked long before they kiss. Everything with Sherlock is backwards or topsy-turvy, never following the set patterns.

John Watson spends seven years at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, where he meets the boy who will become the greatest man he'll ever know. Eventual John/Sherlock.

When Sherlock Holmes dies, John Watson's world goes grey. Literally. J/S

She has a beautiful garden, but there are only four flowers in it that can make her cry. -Vietnam

John Watson isn't the only person with nightmares. This story considers what nightmares plague five different characters from the series.

Love, John muses, is sort of like a Quentin Tarantino film. Except not really.

Crossover with Supernatural; Gabriel seeks refuge in Aziraphale's home after fleeing Heaven, and Crowley is absolutely not jealous. Aziraphale/Crowley

nothing but a slight tremor of the hand. she's gotten good at pretending. — courtney/ruby, ruby/sapphire

his dreams are filled with iridescent wings and distant constellations. — wally, winona, may

It's not like Lovino can't accept that he's in love with the idiot. It's just that he has himself convinced that Antonio doesn't love him back.

Prince Korea is in search of a bride, and at the bequest of the goddess Ukraine, he travels East to meet the beautiful princess Yao. But she is being held captive by an evil purple-eyed dragon. Can Korea vanquish the beast and claim Yao's breasts?

Make Romano laugh. It's as hard as it seems. As Spain chases victory, he unearths much more about himself and his relationships than he bargained for. Spamano, hinted USUK.

It was Austria who held Hungary's heart, while it was Prussia who held her secrets near. One man was her best friend, the other her true love.

Romano is not Rome's favorite grandchild. He is not Veneziano. But maybe he's blowing this a bit out of perspective; after all, he doesn't know how Rome actually felt about him also known as the fic where we find out how Rome felt about Romano . gen fic.

Romano wasn't the slightest bit worried when Spain failed to come home from work until very late. And he certainly wouldn't be caught dead coddling him after a bad day.

...and one time he did it on purpose. Spain/Romano, fluff galore. Originally written for the kink meme.

The ex-flatmates of Sherlock Holmes aren't the only ones to need a support group and a pub.

A story of an unlikely friendship blossoming in the presence of a bright red vending machine and the realization of an even more unlikely romance in the midst of the bright neon lights and loud disco music of a night club. Full Summary Inside!

Romano expresses his hate for just about everything through the stupid diary that the stupid tomato idiot gave him.

50 years after the Sino-Soviet Split, China still cannot forgive and Russia still cannot forget. Redemption lies here, in the sunflower patches of Dong Bei, and it is Russia's only chance to seize it.

A five-minute scene in a chick flick left impressions on Hungary that baffles Austria.

He had an hour until he left and thought sitting in the diner would be a good way to pass the time. She was too young to be dealing with a traveling soldier, but when he asked if he could write to her, she didn't hesitate to say yes. Austria/Hungary.

In which Hungary does some emotionally healthy keyboard smashing and Austria learns to express his feelings, thoughts and sexual desire without the use of a piano. Austria/Hungary.

Spain cannot resist Romano, even though he hates himself for it. Spain x Romano

Or how a beauty contest almost leads to nuclear war between Russia and America. / Russia x China, Canada x America, Lithuania x Poland, and more! Come and See! / / One-shot /

Aziraphale is teaching Castiel how to dance.

AU. "If you're going to forget me, please don't fall back into my life." Dedication and love. It's a careful process. But what if the steps have been forgotten? -Human names used. Pairings: RussiaxChina, USxUK, FrancexCanada, GermanyxN.Italy, SpainxRomano

I go out to unfold my bicycle, and ride off down the dirt trail. — BrendanMay.

America and England start a war in a UN meeting over whose English is superior. Germany is slowly driven insane. 'Oh, U,' America moaned mockingly. 'Spank me harder.' Rated for language

Being forced to go to the pool by his younger brother is annoying enough. Add a persistent Spaniard and you get a very unhappy Romano. Semi-AU.

Trying to chat up someone through notes is hard work. Ruby discovers this too late. — RubySapphire

She stayed an illusion in his memory, like an ever increasing and quenching flame. Magmajewelshipping, RubyxMarge.

Based on the musical 1776, originally for the Kink Meme. Alfred Jones observes and interacts with his founding fathers in the weeks leading up to the inevitable drafting of the Declaration of Independence.

Adam's going to University so Aziraphale and Crowley agree to Dog-sit. You try to do a friend a favour, and the next thing you know it's another one of *those* weeks where the world could end. Featuring Death, ducks and UST with disastrous consequences.

50 short tales centering around everyone's favorite angel and demon, ranging from experimentation with jello shots to the real Armageddon. Rated T for some gore and language.

A darker, or perhaps not so much darker, look at Crowley and Aziraphale's relationship. Set during the French Revolution, because you all know Aziraphale in a waistcoat is pretty damn sexy. R&R! *NEW* Chapter Four!

Aziraphale gets a pair of glasses. Cuteness ensues. Very vaguely slashy, if you squint hard enough.

some crap about fish, drinking, drinking, more drinking, and the space-time continuum

[Completed 1/27/02] [Crowley/Aziraphale slash] An Aziraphale Adventure! Hell catches up with everyone's favorite delinquent demon, and Crowley learns that his angel has rather handy swordsmanship skills and a tendency to ignore the rules.