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Joined 08-17-11, id: 3171557, Profile Updated: 06-21-12
Author has written 6 stories for Doctor Who, and Sherlock.

"MAKE TEA NOT WAR"

Name; Jay
Age; 15
From Canada

"I have the two qualities you require to see absolute truth. I am brilliant, and unloved." -Doctor Who

"Give them pleasure. The same pleasure they have when they wake up from a nightmare." -Alfred Hitchcock

"...when you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth." -Sir Arthur Conan Doyle

Hello, I'm Jay. I'm just a crazy trans* kid from Canada, making their way in the world in an awkward bumbling fashion. I don't write an awful lot of fanfiction, I'm more of a reader than a writer, but I will occasionally upload a half-arsed story for you to critique and chuckle and sob at. I'm shy, but I'm really a very nice person (albiet incredibly awkward, have I mentioned that? I have the social skills of an ant.) and love talking to new people, so PM me any time!

(Note; I'm agender, which means I identify as neither male nor female. I go by the pronoun of singular 'they' instead of he or she. Thanks.)

(Double Note; I'm also asexual. The more you know.)

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Bury It Forward by KawasakiTriple reviews
Mustang is forced to decide on the best way to cope with Edward's broken, tortured mind; his first task is to decipher why Ed will stop at nothing to escape his custody when the weather turns foul.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 38 - Words: 460,881 - Reviews: 908 - Favs: 976 - Follows: 733 - Updated: 10/23/2014 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Edward E., Roy M., Alphonse E. - Complete
Your Heart is My Home by Kitty Faerie reviews
AU; USUK; Arthur Kirkland has no idea how he, a business major, ended up homeless, jobless, and sick. Down on his luck, he meets Alfred F. Jones who not only rescues him, but also offers him a place to live. Arthur finds love he never thought he would see
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 32,820 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 9/4/2012 - Published: 2/12/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
A Desert Blessing, An Ocean Curse by too many stars to count reviews
Without cases to help him sort what's useful and what can be discarded Sherlock is left observing everything, regardless of if he wants to or not. John just wants to help Sherlock however he can. Established S/J with appearance by Lestrade.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,436 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/3/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Broken Consulting Detective by Chloe Winchester reviews
Sherlock Holmes, the world's greatest and only consulting detective will not speak. He won't eat, won't move, lost in his mind, tortured by his own psyche and the awful memories lurking there. And John doesn't know if he can fix it. Johnlock
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,501 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Art of the Reasoner by Tellytubby101 reviews
A world in which Sherlock is an artist, not a detective. Though that doesn't mean he can't help solve crimes. AU.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 45,626 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 60 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Nicknames by Katherine Moonhawk reviews
A slip of the tongue reveals a connection Sherlock has tried to hide. Angst and hurt/comfort ensue when he confides in John about his time at uni and first 'friend'. Sherlock whump!
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,932 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 21 - Published: 2/5/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
See His Star, Shining Bright by ImpishTubist reviews
On Christmas Eve, 2005, Lestrade took a recovering drug addict home to spend the holiday with his family. Thirteen years later, Sherlock finds there are echoes of that first Christmas in one he celebrates with John and their son.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,786 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Sherlock H., DI Lestrade - Complete
Acts of Madmen by ImpishTubist reviews
Lestrade visits a seriously injured Sherlock and John in the hospital after the bombing at the pool. Sherlock!whump.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,737 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 21 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Sherlock H., DI Lestrade - Complete
Nor The Years Condemn by ImpishTubist reviews
Greg Lestrade rescued a brilliant drug addict from certain death five years ago. Their lives have been intertwined ever since. A series of vignettes that span the five years leading up to "A Study in Pink."
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 39,931 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 22 - Published: 11/19/2011 - DI Lestrade, Sherlock H. - Complete
Marching On by TaiKaze reviews
"Because he needs a friend right now, and since John can't be here, I'll stay."
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,259 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/31/2011 - DI Lestrade, Sherlock H. - Complete
Alone On the Water by MadLori reviews
Sherlock is diagnosed with a terminal illness. Warning: angst like whoa.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,210 - Reviews: 5590 - Favs: 12,943 - Follows: 1,729 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Coping Mechanisms by Liannabob reviews
After the explosion, Sherlock has some trouble adjusting. Kind of dark. ***Now a podfic!***
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,568 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 36 - Published: 1/10/2011 - Sherlock H., Mycroft H. - Complete
Forget by Nova-chan reviews
Sherlock attempts suicide. John finds him in time and is able to get him to the hospital. When John runs home to grab some things he happens to find Sherlock's suicide note and its addressed to John personally. What does the note say?
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,670 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 59 - Published: 10/17/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
A Walk in the Park by pretend-to-care reviews
That's right, it's another Watson-returns-to-Baker-Street fic! Hopefully it's a little bit original. I promise much angst and arguing. No slash, and one sentence of slightly suicidal content. Rated a little high just for that.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,296 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/26/2010 - J. Watson, S. Holmes - Complete
Eyelash by Hyperthia reviews
12-year-old Edward Elric comes back from another mission, and he's not in the best of moods. So Havoc cheers him up. Brotherly!Havoc/Ed.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,781 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/1/2009 - Edward E., Jean H. - Complete
To Wander, Between the Stars by Schildkroete reviews
Jack never made that con in 1941. Instead his broken vortex manipulator strands him in the twenty-first century, where he finally meets the Doctor - who's been a prisoner of Torchwood for a long time.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 24,109 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 9/6/2008 - Published: 8/29/2008 - 10th Doctor, Jack H. - Complete
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Keep Me, Kept Me reviews
Written for Sherlock BBC Kink Meme prompt Sherlock is John's slave, given to him when both were just children. Together they grow up and grow closer, but naturally there are many obstacles, as Master and Slave. Slash. Dark. Many Warnings Inside.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,190 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 4/22/2012 - Published: 4/16/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
I AM reviews
Lestrade breaks a heart Sherlock didn't even knew he had. Now the Consulting Detective must face the prospect of emotions, with the aid of John, and find a happy ending somewhere along the way. Mystrade, eventual Sherstrade
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,589 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/2/2012 - Sherlock H., DI Lestrade - Complete
Pulse of the Thumb reviews
"They fell into a comfortable silence after that, neither having much left to say. Their hands did the rest of the talking." Slash. Brief mentions of past drug use.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,557 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 30 - Published: 1/11/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Trompe l'Oeil reviews
Sherlock's feeling like he's gone completely mad. All these delirious hallucinations of the past, but now when bordering on the edge, how can he tell what's reality and what's just an illusion? *Some Slash, Mild Language*
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,783 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Love Me Hatefully reviews
Warning; Smut and Slash. The Master and the Doctor, affixed with the violent urges of being the last of their kind. There is a fine line between love and hate, sometimes you can hardly tell the deference. Master/Doctor
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 937 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/23/2011 - 10th Doctor, The Master - Complete
All the World's a Stage, Shall He Play His Role? reviews
A bar, a date rape drug, realized emotions, and heartbreak, what a fanciful tale. Rory takes the Doctor to a bar after their excursion in Venice where he narrowly saves a drunk Doctor from being taken advantaged of. Some slashy themes and slight angst.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,673 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/20/2011 - 11th Doctor, Rory W. - Complete