"What would Jesus do...for a Klondike bar?"

"Jesus Loves You! (just not that way)"

"Homophobia is so gay."

"I haven't had this much fun since the last time I ate a lightbulb."

Name: MC
Age: 15
Gender: Female
Residence: USA
Hobbies: Writing, Reading, Fanfiction, Poetry, Art, Music
Member of Fanfiction: 3 Years

Fav Authors: J.K. Rowling, Alexander Dumas, George Carlin, Julie Garwood, Brian Jacques, Edgar Allen Poe

Fav Actors: Alan Rickman, Hugh Grant, Salma Hayek, Tiffany Vollmer (voice actor) Chris Sabat (voice actor)

Fav Movies: Harry Potter Movies, Dogma, Peter Pan, The Lion King, The History of Trunks, Zoolander, Treasure Planet, The Little Mermaid

Fav Artists: Akira Toriyama, Hikaru Hayashi, Maggie Bradshaw

Favorite HP Character: Severus Snape
2nd Place: Harry Potter
3rd Place: Seamus Finnigan
4th Place: Pansy Parkinson
Honorable Mention: Albus Dumbledore and Sirius Black

Favorite DBZ Character: Bulma
2nd Place: Vegeta
3rd Place: King Kai/ Master Roshi
4th Place: Goku
Honorable Mention: Android 16 and Dabura

Favorite YYH Character: Kuabara

Favorite Slash Couple: Severus Snape/Harry Potter
Favorite Het Couple: Bulma/Vegeta

Well, I've had a long relationship with Fanfiction. I've lost accounts, stories, a social life...

But I invariably keep coming back. I've been here under Cosmo, Majin Cosmo, Mr. Padfoot, and now Hogwarts Dropout. Why so many names? *shrugs*

Change happens. Preferably when I've soiled my pants.

Who knows what I'll stash away in this account? I'm like a little fanfiction squirrel burying a fanfiction nut here...burying a fanfiction nut there...

But you can rest assured that you'll find something entertaining, if only for a few moments. I'm not going to be a review Nazi but they are appreciated, and they do encourage me. As for flamers: I so appreciate everyone's point of view that I'm sure I'll regret dismissing yours. Criticism is fine, unitelligent grunts and mispelled insults are not.

To all the friends I've met through Fanfiction, thanks for sharing with me your writing, view points, and encouragment. We may all be uniquely wierd, but at least we're all uniquely wierd together.

Long Live Fanfiction!