One day after an battle, Spike discovers a holo of a smiling Megatron with a happy blue and red Sparkling on his lap. Who is this Sparkling and what does it have to do with Optimus Prime? Meanwhile, there are things happening on the Nemesis. M to be safe.

An accumulation of slash stories about the used, abused, confused, and the TFs who love them. Both factions. Review only those you like, cancel any time. Thank you all for reading these and loving them.

G1. Thundercracker's life is turned upsidedown when he's entrusted with the care of an orphaned Decepticon sparkling. Rating raised slightly for violence

TFP: From holding Barbies on ransom to recruiting evil veggies to Soundwave and his questionable antics, this list includes all of the ways one can have a good time on the Nemesis doing. Accepting requests! Extreme OOCness on occasion, utterly random. DONE FOREVER. DON'T ASK.

Five Decepticons find themselves human in another reality from their own. With the help of Casey, they find out why they've been brought here... and it's their only ticket home. Work in Progress, probably 20 chapters or more. R&R, please!

When Starscream gets captured by the autobots, he gets placed in a gas chamber he is subjected by a rather obnoxious song and a certain chemical that takes away his sanity. Read, and find out how the decepticons learn to cope with their now insane commander. Also please go on youtube, and listen to the song "They're Coming to Take me Away." Starscream will be singing this non-stop!

Megatron angers one God too many and Primus finally deems it time he and his Decepticon followers learnt a cruel lesson. But will they change after seeing life through the eyes of the humans in one of the poorest places on the planet. Eventual Slash.

Two sisters lives are turned upside down when their transformers toys come to life, resulting in chaos, drama, and...romance?

Humanized Universe. Freshman Year Saga. A former deadly student, Lucas Stokes, aka Roadblock had transferred to Cybertron High on the second semester. The student had volunteer on the road on defending the school with the Autobot Team against the opposing side, The Decepticons. OCs are in. Content: Violence and Mild Language. The story is back and better!

TFP Verse: Decepticons and Autobots pick up a signal from a Cybertronian ship crashed on Earth vorns ago. The Cons are up for a surprise though, being in the wrong place, at the wrong time. Primus knows how they're gonna deal with the changes. Eventual KOxSS, Humanized. Enjoy!

Rumble and Frenzy have been warned far too often that there are some things you just don't tell Ratbat about. Soundwave's getting ready to add 'Christmas' to that list...

Little one-shots of little importance. Kisses between the Decepticon Warlord and his treacherous Air Commander. Suggestions welcome. M/SS

This takes place a few years after Unique Discoveries. Victoria plays match maker for Megatron and her friend Annie. Read and find out what happens.

Once again the Cobras get into trouble, but this time it comes in a familiar form. Can they escape another blast from the past or will they be doomed? Actually either way they're doomed so...

Wheeljack invented a new weapon. Apparently it was supposed to be a powerful fusion blaster, but when it hits Megatron, his second, and his third, something goes horribly wrong. What’s a femme to do?

My first TFA slash fic. Megatron always hated Starscream, and Starscream always hated him back. But when he finds his thoughts wandering back to the seeker, things are bound to happen. MegatronXStarscream rating has gone up. (currently on hiatus)

Prizm board with an ordanery life wishes for more dosen't turn out like she had hoped at first. Warning contains some foul lauguage and sexual content.

Something of a fix-fic for all those gender-bender stories where someone turns female and becomes a wuss. The Autobots are female. Amazons, Roll Out!

Starscream has finally suceeded. He has bested Megatron and is the new Supreme Commander of the Decepticon army. Everything is just perfect - or it would be, if there wouldn't be a really tiny problem....

Alright. I know you guys like this story but I'm going to restart and I am going to be posting it under Sadisticglee this time. I promise to work three times as hard on this story and I hope that I will be able to finish it.

And here he thought Primus hated him all this time. MXSS bit on the goofy side, folks slash

Repost, cause FFNet hates me. Short, but not sweet ficlet with the best kind of sticky slash. How *do* you get Megatron to respond, anyway?

After Megatron is captured by the Autobots, he is locked in an mental asylum with a young, novice femme for a psychiatrist. He decides to viciously manipulate her into letting him out, but what results however, is something neither of them planned for.

Megatron can't understand his second. Starscream's outbursts are actually a style of Seeker courting. MTxSS Updates every Sunday. Rating may go up.

Cobra-La is destroyed, Cobra as we know it is shattered, and Serpentor is starting to lose whatever grip on sanity he ever had. A new weapon may spell G.I. Joe's doom, and, to make matters worse, Duke may have left the team forever.

WackyCrackyFun. Megatron begins to realize that their being of equal height is VERY important to the Prime. Shenanigans ensue, and Elita is called in to give her expert opinion. Glee.

My sequel to pissing off Sentinel. This time the stakes are raised, and the morals are dropped. Guaranteed to put you on Megatron's most hated list. Rated T for Adult themes,and Cybertron swearing. FINALLY DONE! !

Just something that was too funny to pass up. One of the cheesiest pickup lines in existence, from an unexpected character. What happens when a certain COBRA emperor gets a little inquisitive and hits on an unsuspecting Joe-Brat?

After a horrific injury, Megatron is left balancing on a precipice between life and death, praying that his position as leader will not be taken away from him. He spends his time and perhaps final moments reflecting on the past...and her. Pre-Cybertron

A series of one-shots, drabbles, and stories centered on Starscream's Femme Clone, Slipstream, and her interactions with other characters. LOLs and D'Awwwws all around. :TFA: :Slipstream/Megatron: :Rated for themes: Really long chapter added!

When Megatron can no longer tolerate Slipstream's interference with his leadership, he decides to start a bet to put her back in her place.

Book #1 "You want to know something, Optimus Out-Of-Whose-Tailpipes-The-Light-Shineth Prime? Today I find myself wondering if it's worth it after all." Soundwave's death triggers a tiny change in Megatron. But real peace requires hard choices and some literal soul-searching... and has planet-sized consequences. AUDIOBOOK VERSION AVAILABLE.

Cute fic, Tf's as kids.

Megatron has grown weary of Starscream's treacherous ways. Only through strict discipline can he mold the feral Seeker into the second he needs... But Starscream isn't about to make this easy. G1 Megatron/Starscream

G1: Optimus discovers a fun fact about playing with Megatron's Fusion Cannon... Read more and find out what! Review if you'd like!

Megatron rules over Cybertron with his mate Elita One by his side. Unbeknownst to him, Elita feels a pull on her spark for Optimus Prime. Abandoned.

TFA: Optimus was having a very bad day. It only got worse when he wakes up in a prisoner holding cell right next to a tied up Megatron. Note: Written For AutobotV's contest on DA. please read the AN for more info. Mech/mech pairing

G1: Starscream comes up with the ultimate plan to defeat Megatron: turn him into an insignificant flesh creature! But when he fails to get rid of him and the group of decepticons turned human, they must hide in plain sight until they can turn back! R&R.

Story time with Thundercracker; Explains why Galvatron is insane. please read and review! (G1/AU yes Thundercracker is alive!)

the autobots win the war and the decepticons are now slaves. what willl become of megatron and his decepticons?

Sequel to "Down By The Bay" Since the split of Blitzwing's personalities, the Decepticons have to face their most challenging feat yet. Putting up with all three of them. Permanent Hiatus: GUYS THIS STORY HASN'T BEEN TOUCHED IN FOUR YEARS! QUIT ASKING!

Megatron was hoping for a successor. when he comes across a small Sparkling he has the toughest time being the father of a baby Starscream.

shattered glass universe. megatron is pulled away from his sparkmate, starscream, in an attempt to save his life. implied slash.

Sequel to 'Willing Prisoner'. Megatron approves of Optimus' lates upgrades...or should he say, downsizing. MegatronxOptimus PrimexPerceptor. STICKY.

Megatron kills Starscream... except Starscream is alive and Megatron doesn't exist... or is it the other way around? 100% Pure and unadulterated CRACK!

Starscream's new invention isn't the weapon Megatron thought it would be. Optimus is a noble self-sacrificing glitch and Megatron doesn't know what hit him. Megatron/Optimus sticky!

A dark parody of The Raven, by Edgar Allan Poe. A tragedy of lost love and a spiraling descent into madness. Megatron/Starscream.

The Joes thought things were bad when Cobra suddenly developed new armor and a new weapon. But when a dangerous Emperor previously thought to be dead returns, will they be able to stop Cobra, or is this the end of G.I. Joe! Includes several couples.

What would the Unicron Trilogy have been like if Prime had been a femme? Absolute chaos and the worst love story in the world. Story is better than the summary. AU.

When an interrogation is interrupted by a sweep of passion, an Autobot and a Decepticon learn they need each other. SLASH MegatronXOptimus On hold for now, sorry.

Tired of being trapped in her base Elita makes a bold 'escape' to see Cybertron, and a chance meeting in town leads to the biggest adventure of her life. MegatronxElita

G1. Was the death of Starscream his end or his true beginning? My version of what happened after Galvatron shot him to death in the first movie. Chapter 19: Squaring the circle, part 3. Last chapter: Will it be a tragedy or a happy ever after? Complete

Christmas time, higher power, or Wheeljack’s fault? Whatever it is, when the whole D-con base starts to sing, Megatron is only happy that Xmas comes but once a year!

Previously titled Something New. Deja-Vu: The experience of feeling sure that one has witnessed or experienced a new situation previously, though the details are unclear. What if you have, but you can't remember? 'o7-verse, onesided Frenzy-OC

Slipstream tells Megatron something that he already knows. "You prey on the weak, the defenseless, the innocent, the ones who are easily broken." rated for dark themes, a dark Slipstream/Megatron piece.

TFA AU - Slipstream didn't understand that feeling in her Spark-Shard. And she most definitly didn't understand why it increased around someone who kissed her just to get information... Slipstream/Megatron. One-Shot?

G1, She was a prisoner in her own base, and her liberator was the mech she'd least expect. MegatronxElita

TF:A// “Nonsense,” They touted stubbornly. “Our government is fine, it’s equal. No one bot can rule over all, so of course it’s fair.” Megatron's thoughts when the cheering crowd was celebrating his defeat.

Having been banned from Trick-or-treating, Sari is bored out of her mind and decides to pass some time by prank-calling her friends. Co-written with Tehmarishal

When Jazz is caught by Megatron, he comes up with an 'interesting' way of getting Megs to let him go. Crack J/M, hinted M/SS, P/J.

Infected with cosmic rust, Megatron has to literally fight for his life. Can he win this battle? And what role does Starscream play?

Megatron's thoughts after being defeated and captured at the finish of the Transformers Animated episode Endgame.

Being the only Decepitcons on Earth makes one an easy target for lurking Autobots if one doesn't blend in real well with the local inhabitants. To bad for Barricade and Frenzy, they blended in a little to well. Perverted themes and jokes, nothing graphic. 07-verse.

In all fairness, you do have to be careful about getting drunk aboard the Nemesis. That Starscream is the only one to realize this does not promise him a happy evening.

AU. Dux Iaconiarum; Duke of Iacon. From running down halls in innocent play of children, too a war that left lives & their world scared because of jealousy. Random chapters, no particular order, may occasionally have snippets.

Megatron didn't need or want love, but then Starscream had to clone himself, and it all went downhill from there... Megatron/Slipstream First one there is! W00T! also, first Romance. constructive criticism is loved.

MEGATRON/MAGGIE; BARRICADE/MIKAELA; BUMBLEBEE/SAM; He figured nothing in his life could ever top destroying the universe's biggest threat. Boy, was he proven wrong when he turned said universe's biggest threat into a human ...

Astoria. Powerglide. By the very laws of nature one would think it beyond impossible. But then again, stranger things have happened...right? Chapter 6: Days Off. You'd think having some days off would be a good thing...

After discovering Logan’s betrayal, Heaven decides that she should have followed her heart in the first place and stayed with Troy, despite their relation. But will she be able to pay the price necessary to correct the situation? 'manipulative Tony'.

Megatron has secret video cameras installed all over Dark Mount, but what happens when he decides to do a little spying on his own Decepticons? Just exactly what DOES he see?

TFA: Starscream demonstrates to a disillusioned Lugnut, why he is Megatron's favorite... Slash

Optimus and Elite One try to keep the spice in their relationship despite the hardships that Cybertron is now facing. Also, Megatron's old girlfriend returns...is Starscream jealous?

After Cybertron...Trapped in a void beyond time and space, Megatron would do anything to return. What happens when he finds his way back, and it's through a psychopathic human? A series of deadly accidents lead to total chaos. Romance in later chapters.

AU Optimus never expected to be captured by Megatron... and expecially never expected to become his pet... oh and with the rest of his men in his position... madness ensues. Tons of smut and strange slashy pairings. Chapter 4 is up!

How do you handle emotions like love when you're not supposed to have them? Or in this case, how does everybody else handle it for you? Eventual Megatron x Starscream.

It's Valentine's Day and Megatron's chambers are heating up with a secret lover...or is it? Don't forget to review!

Someone has sent the mighty Megatron an erotic letter...but who?

AU TF:Ani Set after Megatron Rising Part 2. Megatron and Starscream are about to go through one of the roughest things ever known to the Universe; love. Based on a role play, first time attempting a slash pairing.

A little something I teamed up with Canti Sixx and Jermaine Voorhees to work on. Random TF pairings from different 'verses, so not many. Contains yaoi and straight. OC's involved. Rated M for a reason, kiddies.

Back by popular demand! The Autobots and Decepticons continue their 'war' as a new medical officer arrives and an evil AI plans on conquering the universe.

A series of one shots for the crack pairing of Megafragger...I mean, Megatron, and Bumblebee. Stories: 2 out of five. Now we get to see what happens with the mention of the nurse's outfit in the last chapter.

[G1Knight Rider Crossover] The Decepticons have always been a threat. Now they're tampering with the two most dangerous AI's the Knight Foundation has ever created... This... Is not a good thing...

G1, slash - When Starscream is quiet, Megatron gets suspicious.

Discontinued, because I really don't care anymore. Wow, this is ironic.

Megatron has long planned this, and now with a suitable Autobot prisoner, he can initiate the plan: turning the young Hot Rod into an obedient, loyal pet. Warnings for mechsmut, even some sticky.

SEQUEL TO "MORE THAN MEETS THE EYE"! Megatron and Kayla had it all: a happy marriage, wonderful friends, and a beautiful family with two new members on the way. But life begins to spiral out of control when a mysterious new girl enters the picture...

The long awaited threequel A year after the wedding, Megatron decides to hire a housemaid who, unbeknownst to him, has a crush on him. How far is Thunderblast willing to go so she can have Megatron for herself?

post2007movie. Response to challenge. This is my version of what happens when Optimus Prime, Autobot leader and mech wrecker, drinks high grade. Last bonus chapter added! Optimus and Elita get a surprise or two. Hide and Mia get busy sparking!

The Allspark was destroyed and now the sparks that were despersed have no where to rest except in a human female to be reborn again. Find out which lucky ladies get chosen to be a carrier. Sequel To Her Favorite Color Is Chrome, enjoy

07 movie!verse. Thanks to the pairing generator, we now have these crack!stories. Chapter 11: Ironhide/Bee. The final chapter in this collection, dealing with the birth of their sparkling, the miracle of life, and the WTFness of a certain Prime/? pairing.

Stop acting like a sparkling, Starscream, you don't need me to hold your hand." SLASH! M x SS major OOCness so if you don't like seeing them in perfect character go away.

Elaina was just living her life. Then she discovered the crystals, and everything changed. Now she has to deal with Autobots watching over her, and Decepticons after her. That's all before the crystals do their magic. Human Tranformers. OP/OC pairing.

Movieverse Ch.14 Posted : Arad steals Sam's fries, Kate annoys the Twins, Blitz arrives early, and things explode.

Oneshot...they've been separated for so long and when they can finally see each other again, the winter cold threatens to rip them apart...that is until a strange and miraculous phenomenon occurs...MegatronxOC but can be used for any pairing.

Being Megatron's daughter can be hard. Especially when your beginning to question the war and are developing feelings for the enemy.

Shatttered Glass Mirrorverse. Optronix plots to overtake the Autobot leadership from Sentinel. His chance comes with the appearance of the Matrix, fulfilling Megatron's prediction of of the upcoming civil war.

G1: Here's a condensed version of Starscream's infamous rant most smart people skip and most Decepticons wish they could skip, put into a kind of short story format ::with reference to possible future sequels:: .

Megatron decides to treat his men to a much deserved sightseeing holiday in London. Oh dear... [Contains so much OOCness your head'll explode]

Just as the title says - a 100-strong list of common and weird symptoms of Transformers addiction. Read on inside! *Revised January 2015*

INACTIVE - BARRICADE/OFC and STARSCREAM/ALEXIS; Two women; two Decepticons; nine Autobots; an estimated 6.6 billion humans; one mutual enemy.

Thundercracker decides he wants a human pet. It doesnt turn out well. Just a little piece of crack XD

Pre-movieverse. Elita Loved Optimus and that was why she wouldn't let Megatron play his games. Elita and Megatron face off implied Elita/Optimus MegatronXOptimus SLASH No happy endings..

G1 A Decepticon femme gets teleported to Earth as a last resort. She ends up in the Ark and escapes to the Decepticons. OCx A certain Decepticon. R and R! Read and Review

... Death and Taxes. Due to a series of unfortunate events beyond their control, the Autobots are forced to stay at a motel 7, Optimus Prime is not impressed. Who needs to battle Decepticons, when you've got Autobots fighting over the last mattress.

Ever wonder what Frenzy does in his spare time? Well apparently he writes it all in a diary.

What happens when Frenzy drinks 27 energy drinks?

The Dicepticons actually one and are having a party woo! But what happend when Megatron drinks to much? Slash fic! Megatron/Starscream.

G1: Strength. What is it? The ability to control your emotions? Or something more? When his illustrious leader is injured, one mech will learn the true meaning of strength. Slash! Some graphic material gore? kinda.

Trapped under Autobot authority, Starscream gets a vicious surprise visit in the brig...from Optimus Prime himself. dark!Prime x Starscream, hints of Megs x Screamer, SLASH

Pre-movieverse Secrets can be harmless, or they can be dangerous, two robots share a secrect and each has one that they hide. What will become of them? SLASH MegatronXOptimus

G1: Skywarp, after a prank gone terribly awry, is forced to stay behind, alone, to watch the monitors. He thought it didn't get any worse - and he was wrong... So, so wrong.

Michael and KITT save an adopt a little girl named Cira from an accident caused by KARR. Devon, Bonnie and April dare to dream of reclaiming KARR and repairing his AI system. This is after season four.

Megatron x OC as humans. In a word: smut. Inspired by a crazy conversation and a beautiful drawing. Look inside for more details. Rated M for a very good reason!

An unfortunate girl gets crushed on the night of her Senior Prom. But as she storms off into the night, encounters a much bigger problem…in the form of a Decepticon. Will sparks fly, or heads roll?

Postcybertron. Conery finds a young man in the forest behind her house. She tries to help him and gets pulled into the biggest story of choas and love that she had only ever heard of.

Transformers Animated. Megatron is bored, and holds Ratchet hostage while unleashing a puppet of the medic into the Autobot base, and Bumblebee becomes Megatron's main target. It get violent at Chapter Seven. Don't read if triggered easily. Complete.

AU Written by Faeryl. Megatron was cold and distant, and he thought nothing could change that...until he finds an angel that fell from the sky. MegatronXOptimus

G1: Laura, Spike's troublesome cousin, just doesn't know when to stop. She's pissed off most of the Autobots, now she's moving on to the Decepticons. Rated T for language, may change later...

MovieverseG1 crossover. Sector 7 creates a controvertial experiment, the ultimate human weapon, Twenty Three. But she doesn't turn out quite how they wanted her to. What happens when the Decepticons get hold of her? Romance for later Chapters, R&R

Starflower is back and she is about to find out how the Decepticons do the nasty! OH, and don't forget to give me a review!

Straight from the pages of New Beginnings comes the parody of The Search For Alpha Trion! Ever wonder how they make them fancy episodes?

*TF:Cybertron* With the unbridled knowledge of the series she knows and loves, Kate must find a way to get out of the clutches of the Decepticons and warn the Autobots of the chaos about to ensue.

How Megatron and Optimus Prime first met. And how my later series of G1 will begin. Once Beast Wars is complete, this is the next thing for yo uto look forward to.

A young girl from New York comes across two races of giant robots. She is held hostage by the evil leader Megatron. As the girl spends more time with the evil dictator she starts to feel something weird inside.

Jazz is left to organize what was supposed to be a democratic meet and greet. This is why the Autobots can't have nice things.

After hiring a human agent, Megatron must protect her from Starscream. Meanwhile, he must keep his emotional distance from the woman himself. Cybertron. Please R&R!

It's Christmas time for our favourite Transformers. The Autobots will be celebrating it and so will the Decepticons, much to Megatron's annoyance, and all share the holiday together in their own way.

G1: When the Decepticons gain control of the Autobots secret project, they tell her that everything the Autobots have told her is a lie. What will happen when they try to get her back? OCx? PLEASE R&R! Complete!

G1 It's fine to let your conscience be your guide, so long as Megatron isn't that conscience. A little study in Stockholm and Lima Syndromes.

Jetfire and Starscream centric! A lab blows up, Megatron almost blows up, Starscream has a girlfriend, and yes, there is high grade.

PreCybertronverse. A femme is brought into the Decepticons army as a baby, and Megatron's on top of that. What will happen to her when they discover she isn't able to talk? At all?

G1 Sequel to In what obedience lies. Megatron understood that there was a way to keep Starscream loyal to him. But what if both 'bots become confused about the differences which exists between obedience, subservience and love? Ch.7: Concessions.

2007movie drabblet. Seven Decepticons, one little ship. Blackout leers, Brawl argues, Bonecrusher snaps, Starscream sulks, and Barricade eggs them all on.

"You give a new word to torture," Starscream growled. "And what's that," Megatron whispered into his ear. Starscream arched his back as he panted, "Yummy." Smut. MegaxStar.

G1 part 3 of school's out. Pranks, pranks and more pranks!

G1 Part 2 of Schools out. the choas continues!

the title says it all!

this is my first transformer fanfic. written back in 2004. engjoy.

G1. Starscream x Megatron. Downtime is that rare opportunity when Megatron can get some rest and relaxation, but this time the doctor has other ideas.

ZoidsTransformers crossover. A young Decepticon named Storm is teased because of her transformation so she runs away to panet Zi hoping to find some peace of mind. Boy how wrong she was... CybertronNew Century setting. Chapter 8 up.

G1 and Armada cross. Far before the time of the AutobotDecepticon war, the Cybertronians lived like us. Here, we find our heros and baddies working in a resturaunt that all of us should know best. Welcome to the life in McDonalds...Transformers style!

A collection of crackfics involving everyone's favorite Transformers. Bee gets a tummy rub, Sunny crushes on Megatron and Frenzy kills a priest... What the hell?

Memories bind us forever, and the ties between brothers will never fade. But as Optimus and Megatron grow up, will they grow apart?

Megatron is back, so naturaly, there is a party. Yes, a party. Party means drinking, drinking leads to dares, and dares lead to strange, previously unknown talents. Rated T just to be safe.

moviefic crossover with Knight Rider, Fire&Ice 'verse. When the Allspark gave brief life to a few human machines, it also touched something very sophisticated, an artificial intelligence and his human partner. Things have changed... forever.

G1. Megatron is captured by the Autobots and he's non too happy about it. Companion piece to To My Fallen Foe

SamFrenzy. First one I've seen, so far...The Decepticons decide that Sam should be humiliated, and Frenzy carries it out in the worst way. No one knew the repercussions of what that would cause...ManBot n' all that jazz...Primus, this title sucks...

G1: Something has been bothering Sunstreaker and Megatron too actually. So, the Lamboformer brings something to light, regarding their battles with the Decepticons, that no one seemed to have noticed before. oneshot

G1: Starscream does not like being ignored in favor of paperwork. Megatron/Starscream.

Follow up to Four's a Crowd. Prime grants Fred Weasley sanctuary aboard the Ark, while Megatron holds George Weasley hostage. Neither of them know what they're getting into, do they?

Frenzy has a thing for a certain Earth song. The interesting thing is, Barricade doesn't mind it either.

moviefic When Simmons first created and then killed the Nokiabot in Sector Seven's lab, he believed it to be dead. Ratchet saved it, but does it have a future? Ratchet, Will Lennox, Nokiabot

2007 movieverse This is why you do not let Decepticon Warlords near alcohol. They tend to do bad things while drunk. Such as molesting their archnemesis. MegatronxOptimus. Oneshot. Read and review, please.

Starscream is sick of being treated badly. He decides to get back at Megatron... with a little help from Cobra Commander... I might add more parts but I doubt it.

Frenzy is a devious little bot. A VERY devious little bot. Rated M for a reason, folks! /CadexFrenz, smutfic/

G1, S1 - Why is Ravage unconscious in the middle of a corridor?

SLASH. Starscream x ...... nope, not Skyfire. Thanks to Wheeljack's latest invention, Starscream is stuck in altmode. How's a jet supposed to cope! Warning: attempts at humour and n00b alert. Some noncanon errors

[G1] Sequel to 'It's Not Funny' Prowl does something very unProwl like and a surprise 'Con embarrasses Megatron. Please R&R!

Autobots and Decepticons at the premiere of their movie in the US. Mild spoilers.

The Decepticons learn the valuable lesson of not messing with the young squishy named Uzumaki Naruto. Read and review, please! Oneshot

Set in the early years that the TFs are on Earth (season 1/2), the tapes discover a human holiday they like ;-)

G1 inspired by Marvel UK comics. An idea as to how Soundwave may of become a Decepticon : Setting PreArcEarly War. Chap 06 up now to write chap 07.

Turbofleas plus decontamination plus bath equals one peeved Ravage...

Base on 2007 movie. What if Megatron had a lover on the side of battle? After his death she goes to California just to be next to the Pacific Ocean. This is a Song Fic, 'My Heart Will Go On' Enjoy and please review!

Who would have thought the mention of human food items would strike fear into the Decepticons? Inspired after starting 'Spicy Pickle or Gary Stu' oneshot

After 2007 movie Agent Simmons decides to get revenge for Bumblebee lubricating on him.

[2007 Movieverse] Barricade rues the day he introduced Frenzy to coffee. Not a comedy, but a stand alone prequel to a small series based on he Decepticon teams on earth. Review if you read, please. Read Funny Farm next, thanks!

[G1] What can I say? Old hydraulics and older Transformers. Please R&R!

One of my OCs becomes a Decepticon against her will with no memory of her past life. New body, new faction, new life. Based on a challenge Lady Starscream gave me.

Set in Armada, before reaching Earth. The war between the Decepticons and Autobots is in its earlier stages before the Minicon battles. On Cybertron, everything is a battlefield - even love. And an Autobot spy finds that out the hard way.

G1 An incident with Starscream leads Megatron to find that obedience and loyalty can be obtained other ways than beatings.

Thrust learns the true meaning of Christmas. And he doesn't like it.

One shots, with various characters displaying the virtures of Love. Ten points and a cookie to anyone who catches the reference on these chapter titles.

Crossover with Scooby Doo. Mystery Inc. gets more than they bargained for when they investigate a haunted power plant. Oneshot, G1. No, I'm not on drugs, thanks for asking...

Sequel to Reoccurring Dreams. Starscream tries every possible way to end Megatron and Astrid's relationship so he can take Astrid for himself. What happen's if one of his plans succeeds?

G1 This is our big, huge story about Megatron, Starscream, and Skyfire. It's the first story of an AU, but this particular story is not AU until the very end. It's also slash. First chapter is an author's note. Please read it first!

Megatron's return letter to Starscream

G1: Starscream has a secret carefully hidden away from the Decepticons and Transformers alike, until Megatron suspects him with the help of Soundwave. Will he be able to bear the brunt of the consequences that follow? Epilogue.

Done for the LJ 1sentence challenge. Slash and violence warning.

G1, preEarth - Megatron and Starscream wait for the moment to attack.

What will Hotshot do when he discovers Megatron is his father? He has the choice to either remain an autobot or succumb to his fate as a decepticon. And who will help Hotshot through this mess? Complete!

In Episode VI, a team of autobots try to rescue Spike and Sparkplug on Cybertron while Megatron plots to return Soundwave to the side of the decepticons.

[G1] Starscream has once again got the blame from the lost of energon cubes and battle by his leader Megatron. But what happens when Starscream uses his 6 out of 10 intelligence, and outsmarts not to mention out powers the leader of Decepticons?

[Armada]Angel and her friends move to Arizona because of their parents in the army. They soon meet Alexis, Rad, and Carlos, as they walk and start to get to know each other Cyclonus shows up. The autobots saves them and Angel slowly falls in love with one

[G1] His attempt to get to Cybertron ends up with him crashing into hostile neutral territory injured, rescued by a few 'Con femmes, and their adopted Autobot youngling. How bad could things get?

Armada: What's bad fanfiction like for the characters in it? Incredibly silly, as it happens...

Secretly he lived for times like these long drives, crosscountry, just him and Kitt, no other vehicles on the road, stars above them in the cloudless night sky...

Just a small story about Soundwave and Rumble a POVFluff

Fed up with the younger bots, Megatron, Optimus and Vector Prime get drunk and embarrasing, leaving Jetfire, Red Alert and Starscream to clean up. Rating for Langauge. Please R&R!

[G1] Everyone knows who Megatron is and his bad side most of all, but even he has a soft side. But have you seen his fatherly side? Oneshot and my first fic RNR plz

G1. An offthewall fanfic written by request. Wolfie, Sunstreaker, Sideswipe and Ratchet investigate Perceptor's mysterious death while stressing over the story narrator's annoying interference.

Just as the title implies! :D

Soundwave's dancing, seekers are stealing, and a certian casseticon is knocked out cold... Now it's just not Megatron's day, is it? ... Aftermath is now requestable! Rated for a few 'Con skirmishes.

Megatron learns about Kickers powers and will stop at nothing to Kicker. But when he finally gets to have a sival conversation with Kicker Megatron will do anything to understand. Mild KM paring.

A typical day in the Decepticon base and Starscream learns something new. Not at all serious. G1 'verse.

This is what i'll be writing after Beast Wars. It's a G1 one shot. Who did it? Can you figure it out? Originally meant for adult fan fiction

With college students attending classes at Metroplex how will life change for the transformers, and will haunting memories finally be put to rest for one bot...

G1 SHEEEE'S BAAACK! Becki Returns, determined to nab herself a man er in this case, a mech! Sequel to Pit Stop.

The irony of an oxymoron title tells all, including what won't happen. Thunderblast loves her battles, but what happens when it goes on too long for her liking? She tries to stop it. Her plan isn't the best when involving the two leaders... Extra edits.

Karr POV Shortie. Read it and enjoy. R & R please.

by OpjettusPrime. I just posted it here for him. Now removed, revised, and reposted! Just a whatif sort of fic. Yeah,I know it's not Christmas, but here it is anyway! Reviews are much appreciated!

Inspired by a certain VH1 show, Cobra Commander decides to actually try taking a day off. Which is not a good thing for Destro.

Bonnie accidentally hits a wrong key and comes across one of Karr's personal files.

It's another Christmas song! From the same mind that brought 'A Transformers Christmas Song' and 'How Optimus Found Out About Christmas'. Optimus needs help to save the day, and only His Holiness and his eye lasers can suffice!

Kitt has some questions but Michael doesn't seem to want to give him any answers.

And 8 is... a musical tribute to Megatron. Really.

A result of roleplaying. Karr is afraid of losing his love after he confesses his dark past to her.

Oh just a little romance staring Alita One

It just another of those days when Kitt and Michael's lives get turned around

G1 Optimus' All Stars wage their battle to be more crowdpleasing than the evil forces of the Mega Band

Michael & Bonnie. Sometimes the things worth finding are right there under your nose. But what if finding them isn't enough?

G1 The Decepticons have to cope with a new Happy Decepticon named Randy Chapter 12: Operation Lovebot

Sequel to "New Beginnings". Michael, John, and KITT must foil a plot against the Foundation, only to discover that the antagonist is an old enemy.

The Full Summary of this story is now on Chapter 1. When KITT finds a child, it's only the beginning of everything, especially for him. COMPLETED

Generation 1. Optimus Prime and his Pretenders go undercover to investigate the latest Decepticon scheme. Warning: drunken Autobots, Decepticons in leather, and Optimus Prime in a surprise disguise .... Please R&R

G1. An extremely short story I wrote in semiletter form. From an Autobot to a Decepticon. R&R please

Megatron is bored. Maybe he needs a challenge. Slash.

G1 No one ever usually gets to see what Soundwave really can do. Megatron has only seen it once as he tells a few of the cassettes. One shot.

It's pretty much me rewriting part of the Scent of Roses cause I wouldn't mind putting more Kitt angst in it

Set in Armada. Obligatory ridiculous little Christmas fic. Can Megatron and the Decepticons discover the true meaning of Christmas? No, but they've got the lasers ready...

CoAuthored by Trepverter, Michael doesn’t want to spend another Christmas alone. When circumstances throw Michael and his mother together again, will he blow his cover to spend Christmas with her? A response to Holiday at FLAG Fan Fic Challenge

Rather silly fic. Michael is the victim of a woman's wrath.

A virus gone haywire has made itself into the Transformers systems CPU, making them attracted to that person they view as their enemy, but Megatron seems to be affected the worst. Complete.

This is a response to Bonnie's Departure Fan Fiction Challenge on the Message Board. Note: This story takes place at the end of season one.

Sequel to ArgentDanielle's fic "Maybe Later". Shonen-aiBoys Love pairing DemolisherxMegatron Please Read and Review .

Michael, Kitt, and the Art of Negotiation... Humourous Ficlet

Have a song you want 'Transformed? Need a laugh? Stop by! Oh yeah, R&R..PLEASE!

Optimus' noodles will not open! Only Jazz - and possibly a million other inept mechanoids - can solve this crisis! Read Now! Chapter 7 uploaded! You didn't think I'd forgotten, did you?

Throughout their lives, there has only been one constant, War. What happens now that the Great War is over? Based in the G1 Universe - Featuring Soundwave and his unique outlook on life. Chapter 7 is up, thanks for the reviews and for your patience!

Optimus and Megatron are transferred into an other dimension (not our world)

Optimus has some free time and decides to start something...and when this something is passed around and added on to...chapter 5 now up!PG-13 now for crude humor

Cars have feelings, too . . . humorous snippet

A red-and-white evil re-awakens... A responce to a Halloween Challange

Sweet Primus, I've updated! In this chapter, the Transformers face a crossover the likes of which no sane individual could ever have envisoned...

(Armada setting) While Prime is out Ballroom Dancing, Megatron loses his patience and challenges Red Alert and Hot Shot to a game of golf to settle the war.

G1- Megatron gets some new recruits for the Decepticons. See how their training goes. May or may not have additional chapters. Please R&R.

Fun in the sun as Michael, Nick, Kitt and Karr unwind in their own special way. Naturally, combat is involved. . . Set in Gryph's 'Fire & Ice' AU.

Ch 2!!! Rumble and Frenzy find out that Megatron's not the only leader with mental problems, and handle it the way any Decepticon would, also more volleyball insanity!

Chapter 4 is here! Meggy teams up with Unicron in his latest attempt to destroy Oppie Prime. This is a Transformer Parody of "Muppet Babies"

Chapter 2 of the TF Movie done up in a wacky rhyme by Crazomatic. The madness continues!

(ARMADA Setting) What if Megatron and Eminem switched minds...er..bodies?

Karr POV...from Activation to Mothballs challenge

Running from your problems won't get you anywhere, but a new friend might... COMPLETE!

RID2 Episode 21: An old freind of Galvatrons enters the secen, with an agenda all her own...

G1 - parody of The Mambo #5

G1 - Decepticon P.O.V. of 9-11

After the FLAG project was shut down, Michael Knight returns to the Knight estate to keep a promise to an old friend... Be kind, please review after you've finished reading.

A conversation between Devon and Kitt reveals a lot about both of them. Set in season one, sometime after Trust Doesn't Rust.

Knight Industries first attempt, KARR, goes berzerk. A new vehicle is built and a rookie cop is selected as the driver.

I can't believe that this hasn't been done before. Title explains it all folks. A little cursing but nothing serious. No flames please. R+R.

A Karr POV shortie. Karr reflects on his past

Sanguine + Boredom + Busy Megatron = (VERY Distracted Megatron). It's a wonder he gets any work done. Set just a bit past 'Boredom's Aftermath'

Megatron is back. This is my take on what would happen if Megsy and Galvy met up. Read and review.

Michael and Kitt experience a Christmas of a life time.

set in the Fire&Ice universe; a bomb destroys the Shop, trapping Karr and the most unlikeliest person together.....

Can a human trust an AI? Can an AI trust himself? Michael and Kitt are about to find out.

Starscream has a plan to get leadership of the Decepticons...will it work?

G1 Skywarp may not be the only inveterate practical joker lurking at Decepticon Headquarters...

what if the link activated before Michael met Kitt?

co-authored by elfin. Kitt and Michael face their worst enemy

Is it the real life? Is it just fantasy? Nope, it's real, alright. ^_^ My first songfic - Read and Review!!

The TFs raise hades on the quiz show of the title.