Vespevahide bio
 Author has written 12 stories for Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, and V for Vendetta. Hello. Welcome to my exceptionally boring profile. 16/05/17 Update Sheesh, it's been a while. New fic coming up soon! About me: I am 108 years old. ...o.o What? Okay, fine. I'm not really 108 years old. I will carry my real age to the e-grave. You know, fear of discovery and all that. I'm aware that there are potentially millions of others my age, but why take the chance? *Creepy Willy Wonka-father smile* But, really. A little bit about me. My name is (not telling). I'm currently studying. I like strange things. My dog is called Cocoa. I swear, I wasn't thinking of CatCF when I named him. I just really love hot cocoa. I enjoy reading and writing. Obviously. My other hobbies include people-watching (Weird, yes, but strangely fascinating), confusing people, staring at strangers until they notice and continuing staring until they look away (That victorious feeling you get is delicious), and dressing up as a shark. Aaand that's about it. Bye. c: |
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Wait! Stop! Reverse That by Molahsurey reviews
A re-writing of the Depp movie. I wanted it to be more eerie. The parents didn't come along with the children. Wonka/Charlie
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,012 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 8/19/2015 - Published: 11/5/2013 - Charlie Bucket, Willy Wonka - Complete
Family Night Revisited by Turrislucidus reviews
Willy Wonka visits Charlie's school. If that sentence sounds familiar, it is. This is a re-telling of Piscaria's story "Family Night", from Mr. Willy Wonka's point of view.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,314 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/27/2015 - Published: 7/11/2015 - Charlie Bucket, Willy Wonka, Mrs. Bucket - Complete
The Young and Restless by Nicole-Dilona reviews
Charlie, Veruca, Mike, Violet and Augustus. Five students, different personalities, different backgrounds, all meet one morning for a detention supervised by a new teacher, a Mr. Wonka. Pairings should be obvious.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,207 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 6/24/2015 - Published: 5/10/2011
Unscrewed Braces by Alibi Nonsense reviews
The young Willy Wonka and his crush. No OCs and a twist at the end. (Warning!Yaoi)
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 290 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/9/2015 - Willy Wonka - Complete
Chess and a Wonka by Alibi Nonsense reviews
Rules? Who needs 'em! Normality is for other people.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 657 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/26/2015 - Charlie Bucket, Willy Wonka - Complete
Charlie and Mike and the Chocolate Factory by SNAPE IS SNAPE reviews
AU. Wonka wanted a heir. He got two instead, and he isn't thrilled about it. What if Mike resisted the temptation of the television room and won the factory with Charlie?
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,006 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 2/25/2015 - Published: 8/19/2013 - Mike Teevee, Charlie Bucket, Willy Wonka
The Crossroads by sunchipdip reviews
As Charlie grows older and closer to Wonka, what will he lose and what will he gain? How far will Wonka go to hold the reins? What about those pesky dreams? Where's Charlie's family in all of this? An exploration of Voodoo and Dark Concepts, involves Slash
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,654 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/2/2015 - [Charlie Bucket, Willy Wonka]
Chocolate Sauce by MissJessObsessed reviews
Mike Teavee and Veruca Salt (aged 21 now) struggle to balance university with their love life. Rated T for later.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,681 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/25/2014 - Published: 9/9/2014 - Veruca Salt, Mike Teevee
Oompa Loompa Song for Charlie by Corrupt200 reviews
Imagine Charlie and Grandpa Joe did not belch their way down and did end up getting shredded by the ceiling fans. Here's how I think the Ooompa Loompa song would go.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 91 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/15/2014 - Complete
A Sweetened Deal by Celeste K. Raven reviews
It was on this day that Willy Wonka repeated his offer to Charlie...
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: K - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,834 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/27/2014 - Charlie Bucket, Willy Wonka - Complete
The Interview by Turrislucidus reviews
A slightly alternate universe story in which Terence returns from his travels, (Terence? Who the heck is Terence? ...oh right, he's the boy dressed as the pirate in the Halloween flash-back) Willy Wonka retrieves an undiscovered Golden Ticket, and Charlie Bucket meets a Chocolatier. The delight is in the details— let the angst begin!
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 43 - Words: 140,761 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/23/2013 - Published: 11/11/2012 - Charlie Bucket, Willy Wonka - Complete
The Sweetness of Revenge by The QAS reviews
Nearly two years after the tour, Mike Teavee receives a strange phone call from Veruca Salt. She has a plan to get back at Wonka, but it involves returning to the dreaded factory. And when disaster strikes, the two become trapped inside! Now the only way out is to work their way through a series of challenges that seem to be designed specifically for them . . .
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 41,897 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 8/12/2013 - Published: 7/31/2012 - Mike Teevee, Veruca Salt
The Next Step by Turrislucidus reviews
In which Charlie Bucket contemplates a Chocolate Factory, while Mr. Willy Wonka contemplates its future and a contest. Based on the book and 2005 movie. Prequel to 'The Interview'. Please enjoy!
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,894 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/8/2012 - Charlie Bucket, Willy Wonka - Complete
Veruca and Stan by DangerousDan reviews
We all know that Charlie had a happy ending after that fateful tour of the chocolate factory, but whatever happened to the other kids? And no, I'm not talking about the Tim Burton movie in which all of the other kids are revealed to be either a little dirty and/or horribly mutated by the end. "I own this story, but not the characters or other details it mentions."
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: K - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 591 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/19/2012 - Veruca Salt, Mrs. Salt - Complete
Hand In Hand by Chocoholic-Wallflower reviews
What if Violet and Charlie grabbed the apple at the exact same time? How would the scene play out? Mild AU. Could be classified Charlie x Violet 'Charlet'. Violet's POV. 2005 movie universe.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,374 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/9/2012 - Violet Beauregarde, Charlie Bucket - Complete
Labyrinth by Nina Windia reviews
The Buckets have moved into the Factory and everything is peaches and cream. Except for Mrs Bucket, whose intuition is niggling at her. There's just something about the chocolatier that just doesn't smell right.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,692 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/1/2012 - Willy Wonka, Charlie Bucket
Back Of My Hand by Kribu reviews
Valkyrie has trouble finding the perfect man. She needs her reflection and China to tell her who he is. Set after Death Bringer, spoilers for Death Bringer. Valduggery, obviously, but also some past China/Skulduggery. ABANDONED.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 61,350 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 12/18/2011 - Published: 9/13/2011 - Valkyrie C./Stephanie E., Skulduggery P.
Dark Chocolate Cake by nony0mous reviews
Dumbledore arrvies to bring Voldemort some delicious cake!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 250 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/24/2011 - Complete
JxHQ: One Evening by princessebee reviews
The Joker and Harley Quinn: one evening, a thousand moods. Warnings for violence and sexual situations.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,839 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 21 - Published: 11/5/2008 - Harley Quinn, The Joker - Complete
Salt on the Wounds by IDOL HANDS reviews
A duo, consider all the things that sparkle in the world and what they’ve learned at the chocolate factory. Wonka gets a surprise lesson of his own. Could be considered a prequel to “Is It Scary”. Warning: CHAN, dark
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,619 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/14/2007 - Complete
Ordinary Phantasticus by The Island Hopper reviews
For the sake of contemplation, what if Wonka had never owned a factory at all? What would his life be like? How would he survive out in the world, surrounded by reality, if he never had nor ever would have his factory? Long oneshot.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,089 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/13/2006 - Complete
Quite Frankly by The Island Hopper reviews
Oneshot :: Being around candy too long might make you weird – so what was the pre book and movie Wonka like? A glance into the night of the factory’s closing.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,779 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/22/2005 - Complete
Curious Is as Curious Does by Nevoreiel reviews
Willy Wonka had only wanted to see if the boy tasted as sweet as he looked. WonkaxCHarlie slash. Warnings: chan Charlie's 12, pseudofood!smut, somnophilia.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,429 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/13/2005
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Perfection reviews
All he had ever wanted was perfection, but perfection was never something that could exist outside of the factory. It was too pure. Too fragile. Dark Oneshot.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,272 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 10/1/2018 - Charlie Bucket, Willy Wonka - Complete
The Shimmering reviews
Wonka hadn't planned on Charlie and his grandfather to help themselves to his gosh-darn fizzy lifting drinks. He hadn't planned on Violet actually listening to her mother and winning his factory. Madness and sanity, betrayal and loyalty, love and war. The duo explore the duality of life and push one another to their limits, but just where do those limits lie? Dark!Wonka/AU
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,031 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/15/2017 - Published: 6/20/2017
Halloween reviews
Teenage Charlie tries to convince grumpy Wonka to go to a teenage Halloween party. Short, funny oneshot.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,003 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/21/2016 - Charlie Bucket, Willy Wonka
Deliquesce reviews
A deadly virus sweeps across the country, turning the living into the living dead. A band of survivors make the difficult journey to the one place that is shut off from the rest of the world. Willy Wonka's famous chocolate factory. What awaits them inside the gates is far different from what they had imagined.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 39,699 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 6/16/2016 - Published: 10/9/2013 - Willy Wonka, OC - Complete
Melt reviews
"Can't be easy this position, to destroy my life. All you have to do is arrive. Melt my happiness, some kind of fucked up mess." Willy and Slugworth's daughter both like to use people. Rated M for a very good reason. Willy/OC.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 873 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/8/2014 - Willy Wonka, OC - Complete
Alice in Candyland reviews
Choked by the hands of their keeper, buried under years of regret and despair and finally forced to the surface after decades trying to suppress them. The ghosts of your past will always come back to haunt you. 5 students will take place in a Study Program, and secrets will be revealed on both sides. Let's hope no one discovers the room that Wonka has tried so desperately to hide.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 57 - Words: 112,877 - Reviews: 412 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 4/8/2013 - Published: 7/8/2012 - Willy Wonka - Complete
The Line Between Sanity And Madness Is Thin reviews
The line between sanity and madness is thin. Delicate. Inconsistent. Within the walls of the factory, and the within walls of the chocolatier's mind, that line is blurred. We all want what we can't have, and Charlie Bucket wants something from Wonka. Warings: Oneshot/Dark/WonkaxCharlie
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,007 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/10/2013 - Charlie Bucket, Willy Wonka - Complete
This Cracked Illusion reviews
"Look at me, sweetheart, don't look back, because we're standing on this precipice called the present." Warning: Very Dark/WonkaxCharlie
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 201 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/14/2012 - Willy Wonka, Charlie Bucket - Complete
Shoelaces reviews
A short oneshot about the long, awkward stare between Mr. Salt and Wonka. PARODY. Suggestions of slash.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 380 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/6/2012 - Mr. Salt, Willy Wonka - Complete
Toast reviews
V practices. Very short one shot. Parody-ish.
V for Vendetta - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 155 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/11/2012 - Complete
Addiction reviews
The new resident in the Chocolate Factory forms an unexpected romance with the enigmatic and strange Chocolatier. Slash.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 161 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/16/2012 - Willy Wonka - Complete
Veronica Xphyr Valentine Rose reviews
willi wonk4 decids to have another contest so he sends out mur tickts and veronica xphyr rose finds one! what will happn? will she fall in luv? Parody
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 729 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/17/2012 - Willy Wonka
