List twelve of your favorite characters from your fandom, in no particular order. Then answer the questions about them.

Harry Potter version:

1. Lucius Malfoy

2. Narcissa Malfoy

3. Draco Malfoy

4. Scorpius Malfoy

5. Astoria Greengrass

6. Slayton Malfoy

7. Severus Snape

8. Hermione Granger

9. Blaise Zabini

10. Theodore Nott

11. Pansy Parkinson

12. Voldemort

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

Not really, Slayton’s my char and her dating Pansy…awkward…

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Scorpius Malfoy...

Yes! He’s the son of Draco, how hot do you think he would be?! I’d say along the lines of Sexy and Smexy ;DD

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Okay..Voldemort gets Hermione pregnant...she has alot of explaining to do with Drakey! :(

4) Can you recall any fics about Nine?

Blaise Zabini…

Mainly with him and Draco annoying people, but not a fanfic of his own..

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Slayton and Narcissa…hmmm…

Oh, Bloody ‘ell! No way!

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

Astoria/Blaise or Astoria/Theo …hmm…

Idc.

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve kissing?

What would happen if Severus Snape walked in on Narcissa Malfoy and Voldemort kissing?

Oh god, that’s just a bad image all together xD but, I would say all ‘ell would break loose.

8) Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

Lucius Malfoy and Hermione Granger?

Not that I know of, but with this generation’s childrens’ twisted minds, I really doubt there isn’t..

9) Suggest a title for Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.

Snape/Voldy hurt/comfort fic? Your kiddin’ right?

10) Does anyone on your friends list consider Three hot?

Drakey...

Am I included in that list?

11) Do any of your friends write or draw Eleven?

I write fanfics all the time about the Pansy/Draco relationship.

12) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?

Narcissa Malfoy/Scorpius Malfoy/Astoria Greengrass?

No. Just No.

13) If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Hermione? Ummmzzz…maybe….Behind These Hazel Eyes?

14) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Lucius Malfoy/Slayton Malfoy/Voldemort…

“Don’t Read!”

15) When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

Never.

16) (1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (7) dumps (1) for (9). (1), brokenhearted, goes on one date with (11), has an unhappy breakup with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3).

Lucius Malfoy and Severus Snape are in a happy relationship until Severus dumps Lucius for Blaise Zabini. Lucius, broken hearted, goes on one date with Pansy Parkinson, has an unhappy breakup with Voldemort, then follows the wise advice of Astoria Greengrass and finds true love with Draco Malfoy.

That all sounds very..interesting…but I think I’ll pass on that…

17) What title would you give this fic?

No. Just No.

18) 10 invites 4 and 8 to their house for dinner.

Theodore Nott invites Scorpius Malfoy and Hermione Granger to their house for dinner.

Theo and Granger would fall in love while Scorp sits there awkwardly ^^

6 and 11 are in the middle of a game of scrabble.

Slayton Malfoy and Pansy Parkinson are in the middle of a game of scrabble..Slayton would win ^^

3 and 5 show up drunk to 1 and 9’s joint birthday party.

Draco Malfoy and Astoria Greengrass show up drunk to Lucius Malfoy and Blaise Zabini’s joint birthday party.

Lucius would be staring, astonished, at his son and his wife while Blaise is hopping around in a pink unicorn Halloween costume ^^ …awkward…

Suggest a plot idea for a 3/11 fic.

Draco Malfoy/Pansy Parkinson? How she found him cheating on her with Astoria Greengrass, breaks up with him, goes out with Blaise while Draco and Astoria gets married…

6 buys 9 a gift for their birthday?

Slayton Malfoy buys Blaise Zabini a gift for their birthday…I guess that could happen..