During the Avalon journey, Goliath happens upon Elisa while she bathes in a small waterfall. Tensions rise, but don't snap. Rated M to be safe.

Judy wakes up one night to the scare of her life. Afterwards, she finds that maybe she doesn't know herself quite as much as she thought. Or Nick for that matter. Follow her and Nick as they work out their problems with each other while also managing their work life. Rated M for reasons. Cover art drawn by NeoNimbus

The murder of a priest leads detective Chloe Decker to a secluded abbey to investigate. Having Lucifer as her partner proves to be both an asset and a liability. But keeping him on a leash is not her biggest problem. Dealing with her growing attraction towards him is. While they struggle with their feelings, a threat lurks in the shadows determined to bring the Devil to his knees.

Inspired by the scene in Manly Whatnots where Lucifer catches Chloe coming out of the shower, this time he stumbles in on her in during an intimate moment. Begins there and continues with them growing closer. Equal parts fluff and smut.

To repay a debt owed by her sister, Isabella Swan must spend seven nights in the bed of the scarred and scandalous Edward Cullen, her family's greatest enemy. **PULLED**

While Amenadiel and Lucifer search for their mother, Chloe struggles with a case that may intertwine. Post 1x13.

football player, austin moon isn't a big fan of coffee or studying, but he sure is a fan of the starbucks barista with long brown hair with chestnut highlights and those big brown eyes. in fact, he'd like to shout for an encore all night long, preferably in his bed. austin/ally ooc.

In the aftermath of Malcolm's demise, Lucifer must face the difficult task set forth by his father, as well as his worst fears. Chloe has a disturbing dream about a mysterious woman and the fierce battle to come. They must come together to face the uncertain future. Can be a one-shot, but will continue if there is interest.

"You have a chance, a narrow one, I'll grant you, but still- a chance to get her back." Red John. A dark little Jane/Lisbon piece. A bit OC. Post Jane's memory loss and retrieval. Rated for violence.

Red John is dead but his final act has destroyed the team. Five years later Lisbon has to work with them again when a new killer steps into the wings. Now she has to face Jane and his betrayal along with the mistakes she made and the sins she committed as well. Will they learn to forgive each other? Jisbon NOW REVISED!

Lisbon got herself in trouble and Jane offered an alternative to solve the problem: take a punishment from him and everything would go away. Okay, sounds boring and not well-written. Indeed. Anyways, be warned for intimate scenes. Basically fantasy fic but set somewhat after 7x03, where Jane and Lisbon had encountered and arrested Erica Flynn. Have fun reading! Viel Spaß!

Fourth part in the Merry Lust-filled Christmas Universe; this year, it's up to Jane to give Lisbon something special- what she likes and desires the most... rated M for adult situations

It was never a question where Peeta would be sleeping for the rest of the tour. Since he ran in here that first night and climbed into bed with me, I can't imagine it any other way — A two part story inspired by the movie version of Catching Fire that explores the idea of Katniss and Peeta doing more than just sleeping those nights on the train.

SPOILERS for the post-06x08 post-RJ World. The latest is a "BlueBird" tag. Don't read if you don't want to know. :) I don't own these characters and never will unless I win the BIG lottery. Then I'll buy the characters and play with them like marionettes. Now I'm making no money from these writings and expect nothing but to (I hope) entertain you.

Tag to 1x12 - 'Van Pelt knocked on her office door early the next morning. "Jane's lighting stuff on fire in the break room," the redhead told her, just barely inside her door. "Thought you might want to know."'

Companion to A Sad Beautiful Tragic Love Affair: A month before her own wedding, Jane comes back into Lisbon's life and turns it all upside down once more. They both have to sort out the pieces of life after Red John and the life Jane rejected five years ago. Jisbon of course.

A sequel to "Habit," also sort of a tag to The Golden Hammer. Spoilers for some upcoming episodes as well. "It annoyed Jane that with all his knowledge of her and skill (though admittedly rusty) at seduction, he couldn't win this contest hands down. It should never have been a contest in the first place, he felt."

"It had been two weeks since The End. Two weeks that had seen his life change in such a dramatic fashion that he wasn't entirely sure what was going on, and instead, he simply was trying to hold onto something solid. That something turned out to be Lisbon."

Jane does some whittling. Set post-episode. Friendship/Humor/Hints of Jisbon. Spoilers, 5x20, 21, and 22. Rated T for mild language.

After a series of unfortunate and hilarious events, Lisbon and Jane are forced to spend some quality time together in a jail cell. Jisbon later on in the chapters. Season five spoilers.

5x20 Tag - "Some day, he hoped her personal relationships weren't so complicated that she needed to actively seek out advice from a conniving therapist. Some day, maybe they could just be normal. Fights over where the milk went in the refrigerator or what kind of toothpaste to buy."

Vengeance Volker Style.

Patrick Jane lay on his couch with his eyes closed, thinking about the latest mystery in the Serious Crimes Unit. It wasn't a murder, for once. It wasn't even a crime. No, the mystery was simply this: Lisbon had left early, and he wanted to know why.

5x16 Tag - "Something flickered in his gaze, something that looked remarkably like pain, but she must've been imagining it. Nothing she said had the ability to hurt him. She had learned that the hard way."

"He turned his head slightly, nose skimming her hair until he found the delicate shell of her ear. "You have to admit - I have good ideas sometimes," he murmured, deliberately letting his lips brush against her sensitive skin. She didn't even bother to hide her shiver. "Sometimes," she breathed, her fingers digging into his back." Jane/Lisbon

The first PWP where I'm 100% convinced that it's REALLY a PWP! It has NO plot at all! And is rated M, of course. Jane. Lisbon. A shabby motel room. And Lorelei in the room next to them... strictly Jisbon, my anti-Lorelei-therapy of the week because you know, 5.16 and so... well. Did I say rated M? Very M! AND NO PLOT!

Post-Volker... Lisbon wants to thank Jane for his help, but when she does, things get a little out of hand... maybe PWP (I never know this), but it's really MIGHTY GRAPHIC and FIRMLY RATED M! So if you don't like that- you shouldn't read this story!

Teresa Lisbon didn't think he'd actually do it, but he'd called her bluff. And he was gone.

A Season 5 Ending Story. The team has an intense stand-off with Brett Partridge in an abandoned house, who reveals himself to be Red John. One member of the CBI family is kidnapped, Lisbon is rushed to hospital, and Jane is forced to confront how he feels about Lisbon and his quest. Jane/Lisbon. ON HIATUS. WILL FINISH EVENTUALLY BUT I'M MAD AT THE SHOW RIGHT NOW.

Something saccharine for all you trick or treaters out there. Goliath and Elisa share a lesson about beauty in its many forms.

Bella wanted to fulfill a fantasy - to be groped inside a crowded train. She gets her wish and more, when a sex-starved ex-convict decides she's fair game. ALLHUMAN. Mature but with plot.

Just what it says, a conversation I thought was missing from the series and would be fun to see. Rated for one small bit just to be safe.

We always knew that Detective Elisa Maza was special in some way, besides being the friend of the Manhattan Clan, and now the clan is about to see how very special she is.