Name: I can't tell you that because the witness protection people would be really pissed.

Location: I'm right oooovvveerrr... THERE!

Occupation: Uh, I is goin to skool, to uh, get me somma dat edumacation.

Hobbies: Let's see... legal hobbies, legal hobbies..Oops! I'm fresh out of those.

Quotes: Religion and Love have spawned more evil than all of the worlds dictators and sadists combined. ~Me (Ain't I profound?)

Favorite Color: Green, but I like to write in pink for some reason.

DOB: It was so NOT yesterday.

I Loathe: Whiners, Skanky People, People that cannot drive, People that cannot drive and do so anyway, Cruelty to Animals, Coca-Cola, Spam, Whiners, Pseudo-Intellectuals, Jebus Freaks (aka Religious Zealots), People that don't seem to know you are supposed to wear a shirt under bib-overalls, Chewing Tobacco, Dip, People that are perverted but try to act like they are not, People that think they are better than everyone else, People that ARE better than everyone else, Boy Bands, Allergies, and did I remember to mention Whiners?

I Like: Pepsi, Cute Birdies, Bats, Pigs, a Good Insult, People that can Drive, People that are smart and act like it, People that think for themselves, Evolution, Reading, Writing, Cartoons, Raisin Bran, People that don't type as fast as I do in a chat room, People that read my stories and like them, Pepsi, Orchids, Midgets, Animals, Tylenol Sinus, Finding something on sale, Free Stuff, Presents, and last but not least.. Pepsi.

Will This Profile Ever End: It ends now.