I know why you came here! You wanna know about what I write and what influenced me to write such things. Well then, you're in luck for I will speak of this things here and now.

Favorite Anime

Bleach

Naruto

Nichijou

Suzumiya series

Favorite Games

Kingdom Hearts

Final Fantasy (most of them)

Pokemon

Any other RPG that I can't think of

About Me:

I decided to start writing parodies of shows and/or stories that don't make sense. For example I will use cliches of most stories on this site to come up with a story that will make little to no sense. I'm not doing this to insult anyone but this overused plots are making me crazy. And to top it off those stories get like a thousand reviews per chapter. I call HAX!!!

Story Types/Update Schedules:

Like I said before. I will mostly write parodies and stories that I hope will be funny. I'll most likely start with the Naruto series and take requests from readers that want me to write certain series.

My Updating Schedule will not be steady since I have a life and can't put up with writing stories each week (seriously who does that). I'll update whenever I can and don't want anyone asking when a new chapter will be out.

Dislikes:

I really hate 'text writing' or whatever it's called. If I ever see, "Gr8 story, when r u gonna upd8? XD" I will erase the review from my thoughts and politely ask you to never read my work again. I'd rather get an anonymous review saying, "You're story stucks." than one of those reviews.

That's all you'll know about me peeps!

Story Plans

My first story will be a Naruto parody. In this story I will use the overused cliches and make Naruto a total ladiesman with a mormon harem filled with the sexism you'll find in your favorite stories. Don't expect explanations of why they agreed to a harem. Naruto's badass and totally not based on what I would love to be! The story will contain stupid duckbutt sasugay-teme-chan-kun bashing. Also random doses of me (the writer) completely ignoring that it's a work of fiction and calling some characters bitches or stuff that is my opinion and has no business in a story.