Hello! I'm Darkerose!

I'm trying to improve my writing so reviews are appreciated and make me very happy :D Any constructive criticism, suggestions, and comments will be gladly taken, but please, no Flames! They don't really help anyone do they? So why do them? Anyway... I hope you all enjoy my writing. If not please tell me why and I'll try my best to change it :)

If anyone has any request fics they would like me to do, just PM me and i'll try to get right on it :)

Likes: Naruto, Hetalia, Inuyasha(His ears are cute dammit!), Fullmetal alchemist, Hunter x Hunter, Fairy tail, The Hungergames, Artemis Fowl, Spooks Apprentice, Bartimaeus trilogy, Kung Fu Panda is awesome!, Harry Potter, The Simpsons, Futurama. I have also jumped onto the Supernatural, Doctor Who and Sherlock fanbase...I still regret nothing.

Dislikes: People who judge you without knowing you, I think that first impressions are important but don't hold onto them. I'm open to anything really, so there's nothing I really don't like :) ... except maybe for pears...I dont like pears...;P

Gender: Female

I will be trying to write more fics but I have to wait 'till inspiration hits me...or not... either way I'm at least going to try :)

Girl Comebacks!

Man: Where have you been all my life?

Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?

Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?

Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?

Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?

Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?

Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?

Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.

Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the ends of the world for you.

Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.

Woman: If I could see you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put u and i together.

Woman: Really? I'd put f and u together.

Man: Your eyes, they're amazing.

Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

Man: Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?

Woman: About as much as when you got kicked out of Hell.

Girls, copy and paste this on your profile

"Embrace your inner lunatic." - Skulduggery Pleasant

"I like it when the waiter asks you if you want parmesan cheese on your dinner, yeah, give me essence of puke all over me tea!" - Lee Evans

"Ladies! Will you please shut it? Listen to me. Yes, I lied to you. No, I don't love you. Of course it makes you look fat. I've never been to Brussels. It is pronounced "egregious". By the way, no, I've never met Pizzaro but I love his pies. And all of this pales to utter insignificance in light of the fact that my ship is once again gone. Savvy?" - Captain Jack Sparrow.

"Why spiders? Why couldn't it be 'follow the butterflies?'" - Ron Weasley

"The best way into a girl's bed is through her parents. Have sex with them, and you're in!" - Zapp Brannigan

"I wasn't lying! I was just writing fiction with my mouth!" - Homer Simpson

"My folks were always on me to groom myself and wear underpants. What am I, the pope?" - Phillip J. Fry

"I've got a jar of dirt!" - Captain Jack Sparrow

"You ever get lost with your wife in the car, you're completely lost, and they always say the same thing! "Oh let's just go home." "WE'RE F*ING LOST! WHAT? DID YOU THROW F*IN' BREAD OUT THE WINDOW?" - Lee Evans

Check this out...

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rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't

mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the

olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer

be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl

mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

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ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling

was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile

95% of teens would cry if they saw Justin Bieber at the top of a skyscraper about to jump. Copy and paste this if you are part of the 5% that would sit there with a bowl of popcorn and a camera and yell "DO A FLIP!".

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you have ever changed your password on something and forgotten it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this on your profile

If you have ever laughed so hard you either choked, hyperventilated, had your sides cramp, or all the above copy and paste this on your profile

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy this into your profile.

That awkward moment when you're talking to someone you haven't talked much to in the past, and you both run out of things to say. So you both just sit there... trying avoid eye contact until someone else joins the conversation. -_-'

That other awkward moment when somebody catches you talking to yourself...

Ever been fixing your hair in the reflection of a car window and not realised that there's a person sitting in the car just looking at you like (O.O) and you just kind of look back like (O.O) before backing away slowly...