Hello fellow writers.

Right now I only know Avelinette who is awesome! I also now know m7star who is one of my real life friends that I convinced to join the site. Yeah, I know two people!! sigh... I'm a sad person...

In a way I'm like Nudge from Maximum Ride cause I ramble on until people tell me to shut up. :)

We're meant to write about ourselves so here it goes:

favorite colors- green and blue

favorite book series- Maximum Ride (books 1-3 only. I'm not exactly fond of the second part), Alex rider, 39 clues, The The Maze Runner Trilogy, The Mortal Instruments, and Ender's Game

Age- 15

Favorite movies- 9 (that really unknown Tim Burton movie), Nightmare Before Christmas, The Addams Family, Super 8, and Big Hero Six

Favorite TV Shows (Live Action)- Supernatural, Doctor Who BBC, Sherlock BBC, Merlin BBC (What can I say, I love the british-shows), Teen Wolf, The Flash, and Chuck

Favorite TV shows (Cartoon)- Teen Titans, Gravity Falls, and Young Justice

Favorite Anime- Soul Eater and Hetalia

(Has it become obvious that I like Superhero stuff... (For reference: bold titles above)

Hobbies- drawing, reading, and writing

I also like Theatre. It's fun and you to hit people without actually hitting them(Stage Combat).

And lastly... please don't question my sanity, that's a job for friends and various onlookers. You know, the one's that stare at you like your doing the chicken dance while moonwalking in a bunny rabbit costume (I wonder if anyone has tried that...)

Please check me out on DeviantART. My username is: Greenpandaninja

I have about 10 things up and will gladly take any requests even if to draw your OC :)

Oh and (so much for lastly…oops) I will take prompts, although I am not a very experienced writer...

Yeah umm that's it... Im quite boring... Oh Yeah! I say random stuff and like the instruments of piano and guitar. Did that even make sense? Whatever, I'll leave that to you to figure out.

-Hazel out

Progress on Stories:

Current Stories:

Title: The Flock Goes Greek

Summary: First story. Could you attempt to not flame it? No pairings yet. The flock has finished rescuing Angel with minor complications and decide to go to Long Island for a rest. Could the discovery of being related to Greek Gods change it all?... NO MORE OC'S!

Type:Percy Jackson and the Olympians/Maximum Ride crossover

Status: Has been adopted, more details soon.

Chapters: 3

Title: The Alliance

Summary: Warning: contains spoilers from Stormbreaker to Crocodile Tears. After the events in Kenya, Alex Rider comes back to school. It's a day before his birthday and he just wants it to be normal. Unfortunately, normal isn't something that's possible for Alex. When a past enemy comes to his school, who is it? Triads, Scorpia, Snakeheads... or is it d) all of the above?

Type: Alex Rider

Status:in progress

Chapters: 5

WARNING: This is the section that contains all the copy and paste stuff

Really Dumb Store labels:

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (too late )

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (thank you captain obvious . . .)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (no comment . . .)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (Oh yeah because many kids are driving cars and operating machinery these days . . .)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (Isn't that kinda the point??)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (As opposed to what?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (okay that made me curious, what other use??)

On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (captain obvious has returned!!)

On artificial bacon: "Real artificial bacon bits". (because they don't want to give us the fake bacon, they want to give us the real fake bacon :P)

On Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap: Directions: Use like regular soap. (as apposed to what?)

On some Swann frozen dinners: Serving suggestion: Defrost. (But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On a Korean kitchen knife: Warning: keep out of children. (because it somehow always end up inside the children right?..)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: open packet, eat nuts. (somebody got paid big bucks to write this one..)

On a Swedish chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands. (Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume: Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly. (Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

Annoying things to do on an elevator: read this!:) very funny!!

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones. (Addition to this. Smile at them and say: "I'm pushing your buttons" puns)

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.

23)WHEN the elevator door opens run outside and down the hall yelling, "OH NO I'M GONNA MISS THE ELEVATOR!!"

COPY AND PASTE THIS ON YOUR PROFILE IF YOU HATE RACISM!!
A white man said, "Coloured people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up.
He then said,
"Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK,
when I grew up I was BLACK,
when I'm sick I'm BLACK,
when I go in the sun I'm BLACK,
when I'm cold I'm BLACK,
when I die I'll be BLACK.
But you sir,
when you are born you're PINK,
when you grow up you're WHITE,
when you're sick, you're GREEN,
when you go in the sun you turn RED,
when you're cold you turn BLUE,
and when you die you turn PURPLE.
and you have the nerve to call me COLOURED?"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away..

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile.

Sweetness

This is really sweet...

When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind.

When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.

When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around.

When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all.

When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying.

When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever.

When a girl wants to see you everday, she wants to be pampered.

When a girl says "I love you." she means it.

When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that.

Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person.

Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him.

The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,

Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.

The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him.

The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her.".

If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life.

If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you.

Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you.

Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere.

So get ready for the biggest shock of your life.

If you don't repost this, you will be cursed with relationship problems for all of eternity. (AN- Jokes on them, I already have relationship issues, ha!)

DORMITORY:When you rearrange the letters:DIRTY ROOM

ASTRONOMER:When you rearrange the letters:MOON STARER

DESPERATION: When you rearrange the letters:A ROPE ENDS IT

THE EYES:When you rearrange the letters:THEY SEE

GEORGE BUSH:When you rearrange the letters:HE BUGS GORE

THE MORSE CODE :When you rearrange the letters:HERE COME DOTS

SLOT MACHINES:When you rearrange the letters:CASH LOST IN ME

ANIMOSITY:When you rearrange the letters:IS NO AMITY

ELECTION - RESULTS:When you rearrange the letters:LIES - LET'S RECOUNT

SNOOZE ALARMS:When you rearrange the letters:ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S

A DECIMAL POINT:When you rearrange the letters:IM A DOT IN PLACE

THE EARTHQUAKES:When you rearrange the letters:THAT QUEER SHAKE

ELEVEN PLUS TWO:When you rearrange the letters:TWELVE PLUS ONE

TWINKLE TWINKLE LITTLE STAR IS SANG TO THE SAME TUNE AS THE ALPHABET...copy this onto your profile if you just sang it in your head to see if its true.

Profile your into this past and copy ,retard a like beginning the from this read actually you if. Now Read It Backwards (Uh… The person who wrote this does realize that they spelled paste wrong, right? That is kind of ironic considering they're trying to make everyone else feel stupid.)

You’re Girl Side

You wear lip gloss/stick

You love to shop.(Do books and electronics count? No… okay then)

You wear eyeliner.

You wear the colour pink

Go to your mom for advice

You consider cheerleading a sport

You hate wearing the colour black

You like hanging out at the mall (Do book stores in malls count?)

You like getting manicures and/or pedicures

You like wearing jewellery

Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe

Shopping is one of your favourite hobbies (Do book stores count?)

You don't like the movie Star Wars

You were in gymnastics/dance

It takes you around/more than one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up (I do spend too much time in the shower and getting dressed. But I do not wear make up)

You smile a lot more than you should

You have more than 10 pairs of shoes(half point! as in I have like 5 pairs of shoes…)

You care about what you look like

You like wearing dresses when you can (only when I'm too lazy to put on pants)

You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.

You love movies

You Use to play with dolls as little kid

You like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it

Like being the star of everything

Total: 4/24(Ok Wow… I know I'm not girly but jeez that's low)

You’re Boy Side

You love hoodies

You love jeans

Dogs are better than cats

It's hilarious when people get hurt. (Well... some of the time)

You've played with/against boys on a team(Third grade team dodge ball for the win! Most of the girls in my grade just played house -_-)

Shopping is torture(Unless for books and electronics)

Sad movies suck(THE DOG ALWAYS DIES!)

You own/ed an X-Box

You played with Hotwheel cars as a kid(I don't really remember, but I remember my brother owning a bunch and I always took his toys)

At some point in time you wanted to be a fire fighter

You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega

You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers(used to?)

You watch sports on TV

Gory movies are cool

You go to your dad for advice

You own like a trillion baseball caps

You like going to high school football games

You used to/do collect football/baseball cards

Baggy pants are cool to wear

It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people

Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favourite colours

You love to go crazy and not care what people think(it just depends…)

Sports are fun(Haven't been very active since I stopped Karate)

Talk with food in your mouth

Sleep with your socks on at night(How is this a guy thing? Girls get cold feet too)

Total :18/26 (tomboy's for the win)

If you have made it to the bottom of this profile copy and paste onto your profile or else... nothing will happen. I have no effect over your life, or is that just what I want you to think?