I am the dark lord. Fear me.

No, just kidding. I'm just a bored dude looking for something to do in my spare time. I write mostly humor, and live out of a cheap apartment. I am an eligible bachelor, and if you read my stories, then you're probably my type. Or it could mean you just like wierd stories that make little to no sense. Adding a little weirdness to everyone's day since 1994, Andrzejewski Out!