Well, as you can see, this is my page.

I'm really slow at updates, so don't expect too much on multi-chapter stories.

That's all I can think of right now, so I'll do one of those funny test things, just because this is my page, and I can do whatever I want. *insert demonical laughter here*

List Twelve characters from your favorite fandom, any order!

1. Korea

2. Taiwan

3. France

4. Belarus

5. Japan

6. Sweden

7. Denmark

8. England

9. Canada

10. America

11. Finland

12. Monaco

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?

Of course I have. Finland's one of my favourites, and you can't read about him without Sweden.

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

No, not really. I actually think Ukraine is the more pretty of Russia's sisters...

3) What would happen if Three got Four pregnant?

France would be beaten up by Russia, of course. I at least doubt Russia would be very happy.

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?

I've written one myselft, so... Yes, yes I do.

5) Would Two and Eleven make a good couple?

Taiwan and Finland? I don't think Sweden would let anyone near his wife like that...

6) Five/Eight or Five/Ten?

Japan/England or Japan/American

I don't like either of them, but I'll go with Japan/America.

7) What would happen if One walked in on Five and Six having sex?

Korea walkes in on Japan and Sweden.

He would probably glomp Japan, claims his manboobs, and then proceed to do the same to Sweden. Then he'd notice what was going on.

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten fic.

France and America.

"If America had chosen France as his big brother, would things be different?"

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?

Korea and England. I highly doubt it, although, one can never know for sure, can man?

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.

Denmark and Monaco.

Poker Face.

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?

Belarus wants to de-flower Korea. Don't everyone? *laughs*

...I think Belarus'd only de-flower Russia. Maybe, she'd make him wear a Russia cosplay, paired with explaining to him what would happen if he didn't do as she said.

12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

France. Um... I don't think so...

13) What might 3 scream at a moment of great passion?

France again. "Feel ze power of my magnifficent love!" or something...

14) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

England.

Fairytale by Alexander Rybak

15) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Korea/Sweden/Monaco

Warnng: Complete crack, do not read.

16) What might be a good pick-up line for 1 to use on Two?

Korea and Taiwan...

"Your manboobs belong to Korea! Da ze!" -Korea

"I'm a girl you idiot!" -Taiwan

"Oh..." *pauses to think for a while* "Your girlboobs belong to Korea!" -Korea

"What do you want, Korea?" -Taiwan

"I... I want a kiss... From... *mumbles* From you..." -Korea

I don't think she'd fall for that, but now I want to write a fic where this takes place. Excuse me for a moment...

17) When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

Japan. I read about him yesterday.

18) Who would make a better college professor: 6, or 11?

Sweden or Finland. Finland, no doubt. Sweden would just freak all the kids out. At least the girls would listen to Finland.

19) Do you think 2 is hot? How hot?

Taiwan. She's very pretty...

20) 12 sends 8 on a mission. What is it, and does it succeed?

Monaco sends England on a mission to get Norway there, they need the complete Magic Trio.

Somehow, England ends up bringing Sealand with him, muttering about Norway not wanting to be disturbed and that Sealand's probably magical too. Then everything goes BOOM when Sealand ries to do magic.

21) What would 5 most likely be arrested for?

Japan. He'll be arrested for putting out cameras in the other's houses, in order to make yaoi videos.

22) If you had to walk home through a bad neighborhood late at night, would you feel safer in the company of 7 or 8?

Denmark or England. Denmark has an axe, so I'll go with him.

23) What would 3 do if he found 2 and 4 together?

France finds Taiwan and Belarus together.

I can imagine him telling them they're doing it wrong, and trying to assist them with his Crouth Monster...

25) Can you make a 2 ,3 and 10 lemon?

Taiwan, France and America.

I don't write lemon, and even if I did, I wouldn't write these three together.

26) Did you read a 9 and 8 fic yet?

anada and America. Ive read a few...

27) what would 7 do if he found 9 in bed with 5.

What's with all these questions? Denamark finds Canada in bed with Japan.

Actually, I dont think he'd really care. He'd just go harass Norway or something, using Canada and Japan as a reference to get what he wants. It won't work.

28) Will you make a 1 and 4 lemon?

I don't write lemon! And why would I write Korea with Belarus?

29) Do you think that 7 and 4 makes a perfect yuri couple?

Fem!Denamark and Belarus. Nah. No chance, no way.

30) What would happen if 4 walked in on 1 having sex with 6...

Belarus walkes in on Taiwan and Sweden...

Seriously? That's not even possible. They don't live very close. Some Swedes don't even know of those two countries, so why would Sweden...? She'd scream, cover her eyes, and then run to Russia for comfort.