Because the movies is the perfect place to put the moves on your meister. (SoulxMaka drabble and one-shot dump. Current Drabble: Soul's arm is caught in the dishwasher and Maka was supposed to be home hours ago. If this isn't a sign he wasn't meant to do chores, Soul doesn't know what is.)

There's no reasoning with him. His eyes are wide and unfocused, pupils completely constricted, irises turned into slits as a crazed smile hangs on his lips. Blood is dripping from his temple and flowing from his nose, blood the exact same color as the manifestation of his powers. This child is going to die.

MOVED to ao3.

MOVED to ao3.

a collection of oneshots of the soul eater variety. most of these were originally posted on tumblr.

She shouldn't have blared her healing wavelength to prevent his nightmares, shouldn't have raced in front of him, fought alone. She shouldn't have leaked blood into the dust of Deadwood. The mission wasn't supposed to go belly up but it did, and he holds so tightly to stability, to her. He doesn't know what face he's wearing that day, but he hopes it's one that can keep her alive.

Maka is hitchhiking across the US to get to Death City, Nevada. So far, she's only made it five miles: walking. Her Papa warned her of the dangers around hitchhiking, but she's tired already and she needs to make it to college and the last known location of her Mama. With great reluctance, her thumb goes up and she waits. Wait, is that a motorcycle stopping? Resbang '15

Repression- Involuntary ejection of shameful emotions and memories from consciousness because they are too painful to bear; it may sometimes result in neurotic symptoms. The real world is contoured into something that is easier to deal with in Crona's mind.

Dance to the requiem playing under the dark moon in the piano room. Dance away the pain of the past in honor of Crona, for the song was written to him as the first and the last.

If he would just move so that she could see the apartment she was hired to decorate, that would be great.

Death the Kid thought his father immutable, a god in all ways. He was so very wrong. (Written for Soul Eater Angst Week on Tumblr. Prompt #1: "First Time I Saw You Cry")

Joe doesn't know what Marie sees in Stein. The kid was small, and pale, and either furious at everything or indifferent to everyone.

Maka is cheerful about finally being in this situation. But Soul is devastated. Rated T for possible triggering. One-shot. Read and review or I'll take your soul.. (If it does code thing again I'm just going to delete this story for good.

"Marie saw the jar, with a happy, stitched up, yellow ribbon wrapped around it and an only slightly bloodstained card propped up beside. From his spot on the floor, Stein's lips cracked open enough to wheeze out 'I…I give you…my heart,' before he flopped. And her eyelid twitched."

Once upon a time, there was a man and his wife. But in a freak accident, Stein lost more than Marie. He lost his passion, his motivation. After grieving and denial, he does what he knows best: he makes her. Creates her. Changes her. But truly- what is the difference between a human heart, and a mechanical one? / steinmarie, collab with l0chn3ss, reverb2015.

Maka is sacrificed to the dragon Soul Eater.

Garnet first saw Connie reading on the beach as Steven struggled to impress the young girl. But she had also seen her once before, long ago... A short story that casts a shadow over Connie's introduction in "Bubble Buddies".

Prank wars, bug juice, tetherball, and ghost stories - summer camp is all fun and games until you fall in love for the first time. [SoMa, Camp AU, for Reverb 2015]

Soul. Soul went missing right after graduation. The sad part was he knew he was going to disappear too, he told me. He told me the night before graduation. He had come into my room, knowing fully well that I was still awake, and slide into my bed with me. SoMa fanfic. My first so please don t kill me. Rating will probably change...Eventaully...

Stein is a trumpet playing, AP class taking, chess team captain and Marie is a bubbly, blonde cheerleader. The only problem with this cliché high school scenario? The nerd is supposed to leave letters in her locker, not the other way around.

Stein is an exasperated driver. Marie has road envy. And Spirit feels a little cramped in the car with his two best friends since their sexual tension takes up most of the space.

As all of us here are alive, we're all winners, right? At least, when it comes to fights for your lives. But what of those who lost?

Being short, pregnant, and in a relationship with your freakishly tall, giraffe of a boyfriend didn't add up to the most comfortable of footwear options.

Marie works at a flower shop. Stein is allergic to flowers. And Spirit can't get his own damn bouquets for the dates he miraculously lands on Tinder. AKA: A story in which Spirit uses his best friend as a delivery boy and the delivery boy gets lucky with the flower girl.

Kid makes a horrifying discovery about his wardrobe.

"Currently, you are pleasing to the olfactory receptors." She blinked. "Thank you," she said, smiling. A collection of semi-related semi-drabbles centered around fruit, juice, and Stein thinking Marie is the bee's-knees.

Maka has an obsession. Rated T for blood. R&R

Soul glanced up at the building. A simultaneously cute and somewhat "uncanny valley" creepy cartoon bear stared back down at him with a large toothy grin. "Fazbear's Fright? Seriously? Our target is an attraction at a horror exhibit-slash-haunted house?" Five Nights at Freddy's 3 semi-crossover.

The Snow. The Fire. The company I'm keeping.

Maka can't do it anymore. It's killing him, killing her. Everyday the lies grow, and so does the pain. She has to stop it, she HAS to. Before it kills them both. Cool people don't cheat on their partners, wasn't that what Soul said? SoMa. (Post Manga timeline.)

Long bus rides are hell. Especially with painful cramps, path-blocking partners and sleep-talking idiots.

"Alright," Soul said, capturing the room's attention. "I, um, I wanted to talk to everybody one on one before I left." A sad but hopeful smile tugged at the corners of his mouth. "I just feel like after all we've been through together, I owe you guys this much." Maka inhaled sharply, both dreading and eagerly anticipating what grand goodbye he had in store for her.

When Stein loses his sanity during a battle with Medusa, Marie is stuck trying to get stein to regain his sanity. I'm bad at summaries, just a very short story so enjoy!

"In a sense, Soul was numb but feeling every emotion in a single second. He never thought it would be possible, but it was. And if it wasn't, then there must have not been any other way to describe it, because that's how he felt." [SoMa Oneshot] * Rated T as a warning for the feelings you might get. A bit short; please give it a shot. *

They used to be someone, or someones. Maybe they had been Emerald, or Topaz, or Amber, or Turquoise, or someone else altogether. Not that it matters now. Even they don't know anymore. (One-Shot)

No matter what she did, the thought of him was always there in the back of her mind and deep in her soul. Maybe that made her crazy. Maybe it didn't.

Stein and Marie have recently started dating, but Medusa still has a hold on Stein, one he can't quite shake. Inspired by the Arctic Monkeys song "Do I Wanna Know?"

When Patty is forced to stay at home when the rest of the team goes on a mission, she seeks out company in the school infirmary. Crona has always been afraid, but he never saw that fear as a good thing until Patty showed up to chase it away. "We've never really talked before, but I really like you. I think." "Let me tell you a story, something that Liz told me when we were alone."

Asura didn't remember being hired as the facilities inspector for the Nevada Mental Health Institution, but he was there, with the doctors, therapists and patients, all with varying levels of crazy. "You're a threat to society, like all the rest...No one knows a thing, until their turn comes." Part AU, part conspiracy. REBOOTED AS MULTI-CHAPTER FIC. Includes most SE characters.

Soul realizes he'll never be able to see Maka's wings, but maybe there's something he could do instead.

Death the Kid take Crona out flying on Beelzebub. Fluff ensuses. (Request from tumblr by bewitched-pancakes: "Holy crap, Kid taking Crona for a ride on his skateboard around Death City pls 3")

Run. Run. Never stop running.

A parody to Frozen's do "You Wanna Build A Snowman" song featuring Spirit and Stein. I do not own Soul Eater, Frozen, or any characters in the story.

Resbang 2014. Genderbend AU. Long, choppy white hair. Unfocused red eyes. Sharp teeth. Yep, Soul woke up the same girl she went to bed as. So why can't she or any of her friends figure out why everything feels so wrong? And what's up with the constant, nagging sensations of deja vu?

I am a scientist. That is what i call it at least. Everyone else refers to it as 'insanity'. I couldn't care less what other people think. What I do is research. Hardcore research. Animals are all so boring. People fascinate me. Love, hate, anger, happiness. What makes them different? I feel nothing but the pure desire to dissect. My name is Doctor Franken Stein. Have a seat.

To put it lightly, Stein and Marie's baby son is having a rough night. Maybe a mother's lullaby can comfort him.

Death Note AU. "A part of you wanted him dead," he meets her gaze, his grin widening at the darkness he sees there. "And I delivered."

A complete insane drabble, literally. Sad Eater, angst, I'm sorry for this!

When her attack on Shibusen fails, Shaula is able to fake her death and escape Death City, but she still can't escape her fate. Rated for violence and character death.

A series of drabbles or one-shots honoring Death the Kid for the first eight days of August. May contain spoilers. Rated T to be safe. Chapter eight: This August 8th seems rather suspicious...Just where are his weapon partners and the rest of the school? Kid's in for quite the surprise.

Much like the famed YouTube video, "David After the Dentist," this is a little account of what happens to patients after the dentist has gotten them high on pain meds and laughing gas... ((Might or might not continue. We'll see.))

Five years have passed since the craziness that took place the moment Kid decided he wanted to become an author. He has since started a new book, a new book that would be finished by now if it weren't for a little girl named Kiseki. Part 2 of KaWB.

"So are you…" I stopped midsentence, knowing I would offend him. "Yup, I'm the supposed ghost that plays haunting music to lure his prey into his trap." He replied sarcastically, but his tone of voice sounded calm, almost as if he didn't care what people said about him." In which Maka is now the object of affection to the 'Ghost' of the DWMA. SoMa, slight AU

Spirit listens to school gossip, finds unexpectedly pleasant companionship with Public Enemy Number 1, and figures out that his daughter growing up isn't as bad as he thought it was.

In your final moments, you don't give up against death, you give in. A mission goes wrong for Soul and Maka.

He could feel it in his bones, dry mouth, everywhere. He was going down. They were all going down with him. SoMa week 2014 prompt #3.

Blair notices that Soul and Maka seem to have a secret code.

Soul has just a small uncool problem. He just can't manage to say those three goddamn words people mutter so carelessly. So he finds an alternative. SoMa

Time and time again he took the beating for me. I never knew that one day, it would go so far. He was all that i ever had and now he's gone. A life without Soul...is well...a life not worth living.

An epilogue to Angel Beats! from the POV of Otonashi

So, sue her. She really, really liked how her scythe's hair looked when he didn't mess with it. So what? - In which Maka is a not-so-sneaky thief of hair products, for a perfectly good reason, of course.

After Black*Star decided it was a good idea to play hot potato with a heavy punching bag during training Soul ends up having to get a tooth pulled from the damage. But Soul has never been good with medications and the laughing gas is no exception. HAPPY BIRTHDAY TORA

A short piece on what Black Star's life was like before his family was dealt with. About the soul thing: if Crona and Ragnarok could devour dozens of souls and still be good guys, then baby Star can have one too. Rated for death.

Kid makes an attempt at becoming an author. But it turns out that writing is extremely stressful and irritating, what with the fact that he can't conjure up any imagination to save his life, and the fact that the keyboard hates him. But when he suddenly decides to help a certain timid boy through some recent troubles he's been having lately, inspiration might just strike him.

Ever dreamt of that perfect pizza delivery guy showing up at your doorstep? Maka can't really sympathize, since he's working at the neighboring cash register, and left her with the one that has the receipt paper jams. Lazy asshole. Pizzeria AU. Cheesy, and you don't know the half of it.

Destruction and creation, two sides of the same coin. One cannot be without the other... Rated M for character death and dark themes(No smut). TsuStar.

Finding her ward awake long past her bedtime, staring at the Sun rising in the distance through her open bedroom window, a Nightguard foalsitter finds herself recounting an ancient tale to get her to go sleep.

Kid is in love. He's new to the feeling, and he has trouble handling it. This results in avoiding the girl entirely, which is having a bad effect on his social life. Who is the girl? Why, it's non other than Crona. FEM!Crona [GIFT FOR MY FRIENDS] ONESHOT

In the cold winter of Ponyville a single spirit walks alone.

Liz Thompson is just your average street thug from Brooklyn, New York. Along with her younger sister Patty, the two face numerous hardships, in which Liz writes about into her diary. Through the pages of her diary, Liz tells just how hard living life on the streets with just her little sister can truly be.

MERMAID AU. Falling hard for the mermaid he was supposed to hunt was not part of the plan but, then again, he was never one for plans anyway.

Tsubaki, the strong, fragrant-less flower. That was her, and Black Star had always told her that it was. But she never believed him before. She finally did. A One-Shot about Tsubaki. Songfic.

A classic poem gone Kuroshitsuji style.

A Silvaze fanfiction. T rating due to violence and blood, primarily in Chapter 2, and love scenes WITHOUT you-know-what.

The CRONA unit is now available for purchase from the company that brought you DEATH THE KID and BLACK STAR.

He had obligations, duties to protect his family. But not just because he was a Death Scythe, becuase he was a Daddy. Collection of Oneshots as Soul steps into the world of fatherhood. Soul x Maka!

Stein x Medusa. Ironic how the first female to capture his interest in THIS manner turned out to be his enemy.

Sonic is a WareHog, Shadow is a Vampire, they both seek love, they some how come across a pink hedgehog, both wanting her, desiring her. SHADAMYSON Triangle