Hello.

I'm Shiny, and my friends refer to me by many other names. None of them are my actual name. Go figure. I wear many hats. This hat happens to be writer.

I like to write in all sorts of fandoms; not all of them are on this site, and I don't write as much fanfiction as I used to (more into fiction in general) but it's still fun occasionally.

I'm a beta, so if you need that I can do it. I believe in good spelling and grammar. It never hurt anyone in the past, so in the words of an abused internet meme, y u no spellcheck? I'm a too-kind editor to strangers, though, so it's okay, I won't tear your story up. XD

Your name is AHHHHHHHH INTERNET STRANGERS CAN'T KNOW and you are FIVE THOUSAND AND EIGHT years old. You are TALL WITH AN ABUNDANCE OF BROWN HAIR and you have SATANICALLY DARK BROWN EYES. You like to WRITE POETRY and OTHER BULLSHIT. You are very good at PROCRASTINATING and BEING A HUGE BITCH. You are a HOPELESSLY DISORGANIZED FEMINIST who ENJOYS PARTAKING IN "SKETCHY" ACTIVITIES like HILARIOUS PRANKS AND OTHER JAPERY, and TOTALLY NOT SPENDING HOURS ON THE INTERNET. Your DIE HARD OTP is VRISKA X KANAYA; you know they'll be TOGETHER SOMEDAY, DAMMIT! Interests of yours include ANY WELL WRITTEN FEMSLASH, HOMESTUCK, DOCTOR WHO, YUGIOH!, DEATH NOTE, HARRY POTTER, DANGAN RONPA, KILL LA KILL, and HETALIA. Also other things, but mainly those.

What will you do?

Shiny: Introduce yourself to "legions" of "internet fans." ==

THIS IS INCREDIBLY SILLY!

You like to pretend the reason you WRITE is to KEEP PEOPLE HAPPY and MAKE THEM ENJOY YOUR WORDS, but really you end up doing it to put off your term papers, for better or for worse.

I give personalized thank you PMs with the extension of stalkerish happiness and love when people review. Seriously. If you want a new best friend, review something I wrote. I'll love you forever.