Me:
Important to know: She is the all powerful authoress! Mwahahahahaha! Goofy, funny, daring side
Name: Jenna Majou
Species: Human
Gender: Girl
Age: 16 (MY BIRTHDAY WAS EASTER THIS YEAR! YAY!)
Height: 5'8" and a 1/2
Hair: Long, bushy, dark brown. Usually in a ponytail.
Eyes: Blue
Cloths: Usually jeans and T-shirt
Personality: Sweet, nice, stubborn. Will curse in extreme times. Very suborn if she thinks something is right. Open to new ideas and experiences.
Boyfriend: Joey Wheeler (Joey’s MINE!)
Song: (Me and Joey’s song) I can’t be your friend anymore, by Tim Rushlow
Family: My mom. My dad is in Wisconsin. I BLAME DEVORCE!
Likes: Joey, (_ I know, I'm obsessed) swimming, reading, writing, cooking, animals (_ Bunnies and puppies) Country music, Video games, I love e-mail!
Dislikes: My mom's boyfriend, people that pick on Joey, flamers
Weapon: Pinky. It's my gigantic pink mallet that says 'I'm a Bunny Lover, Property of Jenna aka Kitty' in big bold letters
Attacks: 1) Death Glomp. Renders any bishie helpless to be hugged and cuddled by the authoress. 2) The Dreaded Big Blue Authoress Puppy-dog Eyes. Will sway almost every bishie into giving her anything she wants (Demons are harder to sway)
Comment: Joey-kun! ~ Oo La La ~ DIE! ~ OK Day! ~ No body picks on Joey, not even my yami's boyfriend ~ CUTIE! ~ I DUN WANNA GO TO SCHOOL! ~ Sowwy yami ~ TIC-TAX ARE EEEEEEVIIIIIIL! EEEEEVIIIIIIL I SAY, EVIL!

~The Funny Bunny Mobil- It’s a car that looks like a bunny. A convertible covered in purple fur. The wheels are white and it has a cotton ball tail on the trunk. The hood is shaped like a bunny’s face and long rabbit ears are connected to the window. Pegasus named it.

~Dovi- 1996 Dodge Viper custom made by Derek (Derek and his Yami), with actual back seats, killer sound system, non-slick and non-deflatable tires, a convertible top, and the best part... a nice Hemi Engine that pumps out 600 horsepower in a 300 cubic inch space (major Tim Allen grunt) And Derek will even work on it any time it needs maintenance. (Comment: Cheers loudly YAHOO! THANK YOU DEREK! Hugs him)

~Jenna's Angel/Holiday outfit- Has dyed hair white for the occasion, Wearing red lipstick, has a silver halo that tills a bit, and sometimes needs to be straitened, tight red silk pants, long red sleeve shirt with bell sleeves. Has real angel wings that can be used to fly with; about 6 feet wide when I spread them out to full extent. (A silver bow in hand and pink arrows in a red quiver for Valentines Day and when pairing people up)

Bishie list:
1) Joey Wheeler (Of course, He's HOT)
2) Seto Kaiba (He's cute but also on the bashing list, he's Kitty's)
3) Ron Wheasley (I dun know, but he's cute)
4) Kurama (I like Yoko too)
5) Ryou (He is sweet and innocent)
6) Yusuke Urameshi (He is fun to pick on and he’s a cutie)
7) Yami (It's the hair)
8) Yugi (He's so cute)
9) Hiei (He's also Kitty's)
10) InuYasha (The ears)
11) Link (From Zelda, He's cute)
12) Duke Devlin (Ok, OK! So he’s cute! So Sue me!... On second thought... DON’T SUE!)

Bashing list:
1) Vito (He's my mom's boyfriend and he's a bastard)
2) Marik (HE TOOK OVER JOEY'S MIND, FOR GOD'S SAKE)
3) Noah Kaiba (HE TURNED JOEY INTO STONE! GOD DAMN YOU! strangles the little //BEEP//)
4) Duke’s Cheer leaders (They treated poor Joey like a dog... pulls out pinky DIE!)
5) Draco Malfoy (If you look 'slime' in the dictionary, you'd see his picture there)
6) Ganondorf (HE'S EEEEVIIIIIL, I SAY EEEEEVIIIIL!)
7) Bakura (He's mean to everyone)
8) Tea (TREE HUGGER! AHHHHHHHHHHH! Runs away)
9) Seto (He picks on Joey)
10) Duke Devlin (He humiliated Joey in front of the whole world! But he did dress him in that cute dog suit _)

Fave topics: mostly anime:
Yu-Gi-Oh (Joey! Glomps Joey Get away ravid fan-girls, He's MINE! I love him!)
InuYasha (Gotta love those ears)
Yu Yu Hakusho (Kurama Drool)
Harry Potter (I bow to you, J.K. Rowling Bows 1000 times)
Zelda (I loooove this game.)
Watership Down (Bunnies and lots of them. Wonderful book. I have 5 rabbits myself.)
Fuushigi Yuugi (My friend Anna likes the guy in the mask. I can't remember his name)
Ceres (Cool)

Quotes:

“I’m bad you know it, I’m bad I’ll show it” - Joey Wheeler, I just love that quote!

“That great light is the light of this world. That great light is the light out of this world, and into that better world, and I’m looking forward to walking into it with that great light.” - John R. Cash, May the man in black rest in peace. Feb. 26th, 1932 - Sept. 12th, 2003 R.I.P.

Jenna: Ok everyone is collecting mallets, but I’d rather have PLUSHIES!

MY Plushie collection:

Jenna plushie: It says 'Joey-kun!' when you press it; From ACME-Rian
Jenna Plushie: plushie of Jenna dressed as Joey; From ACME-Rian
Kitty plushie: It's wearing Kaiba's Duelist Kingdom clothes; From ACME-Rian
Kado Plushie: When you touch his sword, he comes to life and attacks you. Of course, the sword won't harm anyone; from CyberDrac
Kado Plushie: he says 'Jenna is my hikari, not yours!’; From ACME-Rian
Blake Plushie: It's Blake equipped with his Nuke Hammer. If you touch his mallet he yells, "JERRY!" And runs off, looking for either Jerry, or Jerry plushie to whack; from CyberDrac
Jerry Plushie-Dressed up in Kaiba's BC Clothes and says "I'LL WIN MY
MALLETS BACK!”; From ACME-Rian
Drake Plushie: He says 'Death to Tea!’; From ACME-Rian
The Living Plushie: IT'S ALIVE! AH! It looks like Ryu... AHNESS! ; From CyberDrac
Magnus Plushie: This plushie will automatically detect Kado or a Kado plushie approaching, and attacks it with his sword. The sword is real. Be careful with the sharp object! ; from CyberDrac
Derek Plushie: whenever Kaiba or a Kaiba plushie comes within 20 feet of it, it pulls out the Master Sword and opens up a can of Whoop-ass on him; From Derek and his yami
Damian plushie- Anytime Marik goes near it it'll open up some serious woop-ass; From Derek and his Yami
Rian plushie: She's dressed like Yugi and says 'Dark Magician Girl, attack now! ; From ACME-Rian
Rian Plushie-Dressed in Domino High's Boy's clothes and says "I'm not a boy, I'm a girl!holds up sword"; From ACME-Rian
Yami-Rian plushie: She's dressed like Joey and talks in his accent; From ACME-Rian
DK Joey Plushie- Regular Joey in Duelist Kingdom outfit for Jenna; from her yami kitty
BC Joey Plushie- Regular Joey in Battle City outfit for Jenna; from ACME-Rian in Summer Break of Doom chapy 17
Joey Plushie 1- Regular Joey Plushie with a blue jacket; from YAMIGIRL3
Joey Plushie 2- Regular Joey Plushie with a red jacket; from YAMIGIRL3
Joey Plushie 3- Regular Joey Plushie with a yellow jacket; from YAMIGIRL3
Joey Plushie-Dressed in uniform and says "That stupid Kaiba-girl...growls"He has his deck!; From ACME-Rian
Joey Attire Plushie: It's Joey's Duelist Kingdom outfit, plushie morphed! You can even wear it. ; From CyberDrac
Life Sized Joey Plushie: It’s what it says. For snuggling and holding when the real Joey isn’t there; From hieiandkuramalover
BC Seto Plushie- Regular Seto in Battle City outfit for Kitty; from ACME-Rian in Summer Break of Doom chapy 17
Seto Kaiba Plushie-Dressed up in school uniform and is holding a lil' Laptop; From ACME-Rian
Kaiba Attire Plushie: It's Kaiba's Battle City outfit, plushie morphed! You can even wear it. ; From CyberDrac
Seto Plushie 3- Regular Seto Plushie with a blue trench coat; from YAMIGIRL3
Yami Plushie 3- Regular Yami Plushie with a black cape; from YAMIGIRL3
Ryou/Bakura Plushie: If you touch his M. Ring, he glows and his hair and eyes change to match Bakura's description. It's two for one! ; From CyberDrac
Shadi plushie: It’s a Shadi Plushi, with mini Millennium scale and key
Kurama/Yoko Plushie: He will transform the rose he holds into the Rose Whip every minute. If hair is held, Kurama changes into Yoko. Another two for one! ; From CyberDrac
Yoko Plushie: Kurama’s sexy demon form; From Kittengrl39
Hiei Plushie: Equipped with his sword. If you touch its Jigen Eye, he turns into his full demon form. ; From CyberDrac
Yusuke Plushie: He fires his Spirit Gun at any approaching person (Not plushie). BEWARE If his Spirit Gun energy runs out, he explodes, and I don't have any more of his plushies. ; From CyberDrac
Kuwabara Plushie: 100.0 points of articulation! Tries to gut any approaching Yusuke Plushie. ; From CyberDrac
Link Plushie- when given a master sword plushie it will attack any one that threatens its owner; From Dark-Magician-41
Matt Plushie- Matt from "Cyber chase" on a skateboard; From ACME-Rian
Inez Plushie- Inez from "Cyber chase" on roller-blades; From ACME-Rian
Jackie Plushie- Jackie from "Cyber chase" on a bike; From ACME-Rian
Amy Plushie- Amy from "Sailor Moon”. She has her pens and if you say the transformation phrases right, she turns into Sailor Mercury!; From ACME-Rian
Mina Plushie- Mina from "Sailor Moon”. She has her pens and if you say the transformation phrases right, she turns into Sailor Venus or Sailor V!; From ACME-Rian
Serena Plushie- Serena from "Sailor Moon”. She has her brooches and if you say the transformation phrases right, she turns into Sailor Moon or Princess Serenity!; From ACME-Rian
Raye Plushie- Raye from "Sailor Moon”. She has her pens and if you say the transformation phrases right, she turns into Sailor Mars!; From ACME-Rian
Darien Plushie- Darien from "Sailor Moon”. He has a rose in his right hand and if you hold it up, he turns into Prince Endymion, the Moonlight Knight or Tuxedo Mask!; From ACME-Rian
Lita Plushie- Lita from "Sailor Moon”. She has her pens and if you say the transformation phrases right, she turns into Sailor Jupiter!; From ACME-Rian
Pika Plushie: A Pikachu plushie that Thunderbolts you if you try to glomp it...A fangirl's greatest fear. BUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! ; From CyberDrac
Dark Magician Plushie- will Dark Magic Attack anyone that does anything to upset its owner (with half of the power of a real Dark Magic Attack); From Derek and his yami
The Big Bad Winged Dragon of Ra Plushie: This giant plushie will attack anything approaching it. Immune to author/authoress powers and immune to any weapons. Use extreme caution.
The Winged Dragon of Ra Plushie- will Attack anyone that does anything to upset its owner (with half of the power of a real The Winged Dragon of Ra attack); From Derek and his yami
Slifer the Sky Dragon Plushie- will Attack anyone that does anything to upset its owner (with half of the power of a real Slifer the Sky Dragon attack); From Derek and his yami
Obelisk the Tormentor- will Attack anyone that does anything to upset its owner (with half of the power of a real Obelisk the Tormentor attack); From Derek and his yami
Exodia Plushie: This plushie will fire a blast of energy, but the blast goes through anything, not hurting whatever it makes contact with.; From CyberDrac
Relinquished Plushie: it will copy any attack used around it, and use it on the user of the attack; From Derek and his yami
Celtic Guardian plushie: It actually goes _ when you hug it; From Derek and his Yami
Blue-Eyes Toon Dragon Plushie: it will actually attack things you order it to; from Derek and his Yami
Blue Eyes White Dragon: Plushie: It roars when you squeak it! ; From ACME-Rian
Red Eyes Black Dragon Plushie: It roars when you squeak it! ; From ACME-Rian
Yoda Plushie: it laughs when you squeeze it; from Derek and his yami
Blade Plushie: A sword plushie with its own sheath!; From CyberDrac
Laptop Plushie: You can ALMOST write fics on it. Good to whack people you don't really want to hurt with; from CyberDrac
Baka Plushie: At the command of its owner, it turns an unsuspecting victim into a baka for an hour; from CyberDrac
Morph Plushie: It transforms into whatever touches it; from CyberDrac
The Plushie Plushie: O_o’ Now what's the point of this? It looks like a blue Jelly Chia (A Neopet); from CyberDrac
Evil Plushie: So THAT'S where all those villains came from! ; From CyberDrac
Nuke Plushie: Touch it and the effects of the Nuke Mallet occur! BOOM! BUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!; from CyberDrac
DemonHammer Plushie: It's a plushie that looks like DemonHammer, but is useless if you try to whack somebody with it. ; from CyberDrac
The Plushiest Plushieful Plushie of Plushieness: A 6-foot plushie that turns into a random author/authoress when touched. Usually turns into Blake or Jenna. ; From CyberDrac
Squishy Plushie: Squishy squishy! WE! ; From CyberDrac
The Ultra-Whacka-Kabloomer-Supersonic-Mega-Ultra-Explosion Plushie: Squeeze its belly and it goes "WHACKA KABLOOMERS! BUAHAHAHAHAHA!" As seen in KURIBOH REVENGE!; From CyberDrac
Harry Potter Plushie Collection- Just what it says; From Derek and his Yami
Simpsons character plushies- Those say the character's catch phrase(s) when you pull the string on their back. Except the Krusty one, that one has a switch to set it for Good or Evil. ; From Derek and his yami
Penguin Plushie: just a cute little penguin that squeaks when you hug it; From Akanescute
Insane Chicken Plushie: A chicken plushie that comes to life randomly and runs around a 100 yard radius; from The Anonymous Reviewer
Pot o' Gold Plushie: Throw a 4 leaf clover in it and it fills up with gold coins, not leprechaun gold, real gold

Accessories:
Joey/Jenna/Katsuya/Kitty/Kado dress up plushie kit; From ACME-Rian
Rian/Raema dress up set; From ACME-Rian
Yugi/Yami dress up set; From ACME-Rian
Joey/Katsuya dress up set; From ACME-Rian
Ryou/Bakura dress up set; From ACME-Rian
Malik/Marik dress up set; From ACME-Rian
Master Sword- a mini Master Sword, now all I need is a Link Plushie; From Derek and his Yami
Mini duel disks and mini duel monsters cards, hand made by Derek; From Derek and his Yami
Millennium Rod - It will allow the user to control one mind for one Day; From Dark-Magician-41
Mini light saber - (comes with Yoda Plushie) if anyone evil comes near the Yoda Plushie it will force-pull the light saber into its hand and beat up the evil person

Plushie count: 74
Plushie accessories: 10

~~~Plushie Announcements~~~

I NEED PLUSHIES! My goal is 50 then 100!

And I just thought of a fic when I reach my goal of 100 plushies, but if I tell you it won’t surprise you. Wink

Thanks to CyberDrac, Derek and his Yami, ACME-Rian, YAMIGIRL3, Kittengrl39, Dark-Magician-41, hieiandkuramalover, Akanescute, and The Anonymous Reviewer

Jenna: WE’VE REACHED THE 70 PLUSHIE MARK!

Jenna: Look at all the Plushies (O)_(O) Eyes bulging Drooling

Kado: Snaps fingers in front of her face

Jenna: Stops her drooling they’re so cute! Look at all the Joey Plushies! Glomps Joey Pl.

Kado: Clears throat

Jenna: Oh yeah, I have some requests for plushies Pulls out list Reads Harry potter Plushies, Yu Yu Hakusho Plushies, A Ryou Plushie, a Bakura Plushie, a Kurama Plushie, a Hiei Plushie, a Yusuke Plushie, a Link Plushie, a Ron Plushie, a Harry Plushie and more Joey Plushies...

Kitty: And more Seto Plushies!

Kado: Oh Gawd, you have enough plushies...

All: YOU CAN NEVER HAVE ENOUGH PLUSHIES!

Kado: Blown away

~~~Announcements: 3/21/05

Wow, does anyone even care about this old ID anymore? Guess not. Well, just to let everyone know I've pretty much given up on writing these stories, I've finally discovered what I'm into, and its no longer being a Mary Sue. I've switched and become a full time Yaoi Fangirl. Sorry, but things change. All of my stories are discontinued, and I don't think any amount of crying will make me continue them. Ah well, selavi, good bye, and if anyone wants to ask me anything my e-mail is open still. Bye