Author has written 3 stories for Harry Potter, and Hunger Games.
For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I’m SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic
I’m EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists
I’m a NEGRO, so I MUST carry a gun
I’m BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz
I’m JAMAICAN, so I MUST smoke weed
I’m HAITIAN, so I MUST eat cat
I’m ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy
I’m JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy
I’m GAY, so I MUST have AIDS
I’m a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape
I’m ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a lunatic and a bitch
I’m a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell
I’m a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell
I’m RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat
I’m a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hate everyone who doesn’t share my beliefs
I’m ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world
I don’t have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I’m a REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people
I’m a DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible
I’m a LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay
I’m SOUTHERN, so I MUST be a white trash redneck
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy
I’m a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into a girl’s pants
I’m IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem
I’m INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store
I’m NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage
I’m a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore with a jock boyfriend
I’m a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut
I’m a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs
I’m RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo
I’m a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend
I’m NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore
I’m a TEENAGE MUM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut
I’m POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I’m ITALIAN, so I MUST have a ‘big one’
I’m EGYPTIAN, so I MUST be a terrorist
I’m PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin (every girl in this planet is beautiful ;D)
I HAVE STRAIGHT A’S, so I MUST have no social life
I am WHITE and I like COMPUTERS, so I MUST be a nerdy geek
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLOURS, so I MUST be looking for attention
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention
I’m into THEATRE & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual
I’m a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player
I have BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe
I’m COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser
I’m RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that’s how Russians roll
I’m GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi
I HANG OUT with GAYS, so I MUST be gay too
I’m BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT
I’m PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I’m SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I’m POLISH, so I must be greedy
I’m HAWAIIAN, so I MUST be lazy
I’m PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I’m SOUTHERN, so my favourite catchphrase is ‘git-r-done’
I’m a STONER, so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I’m a VIRGIN, so I MUST be prude
I’m STRAIGHT EDGE, so I MUST be violent
I’m a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly and crazy
I’m BLACK, so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid
I’m a GIRL, who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat
I’m SINGLE, so I MUST be ugly
I’m a SKATER, so I MUST do weed and steal stuff
I’m a PUNK, so I MUST only wear black and date only other punks
I’m ASIAN, so I MUST be a nerd that does homework 24/7
I’m CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hate homosexuals
I’m MIXED, so I MUST be screwed up
I’m MUSLIM, so I MUST be a terrorist
I’m in a BAND, so I MUST be a dork and a geek
I’m BLACK, so I MUST believe Jesus ‘WUZ A BROTHA’
I’m MORMON, so I MUST be perfect
I’m WHITE and have black friends, so I MUST think I’m black
I’m GOTH, so I MUST worship the devil
I’m HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty
I’m NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser
I’m OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control
I’m PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don’t wear Abercrombie & Hollister
I’m on a DANCE TEAM, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I’m YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve
I’m MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border
I’m BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I’m BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot
I’m an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis
I’m a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay
I’m a PREP, so I MUST be rich
I DON’T LIKE THE SUN, so I MUST be an albino
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party
I wear TIGHT PANTS and I’m a GUY, so I MUST be emo
I COULDN’T HURT A FLY, so I MUST be a pussy
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone
I hangout with TEENAGER DRINKERS and SMOKERS, so I MUST smoke and drink too
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don’t
I don’t like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOUR, so I MUST be crazy
I tell PEOPLE OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills
I’m DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch
I’m a NUDIST, so I MUST wants everyone to see my boobs/penis
I READ COMICS, so I MUST be a loser
I hangout with a FORMER PROSTITUTE, so I MUST be a whore myself
I’m TEXAN, so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I MUST be homosexual
I like ANIME, so I MUST be a freak
I am a FANGIRL, so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker
I WATCH PORN, so I MUST be perverted
I’m INTELLIGENT, so I MUST be weak
I’m AMERICAN, so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant
I’m WELSH, so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent
I’m a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers
I’m DISABLED, so I MUST be on welfare
I’m a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth
I’m a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a stereotype
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid
I like BLOOD, so I MUST be a vampire
I’m an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and a murderer
I’m ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent and have bad teeth
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet – past, present and future
I don’t like YAOI or YURI, so I MUST be a homophobe
I’m NOT the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I CARE about the ENVIRONMENT, so I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-Sue
I CHAT, so I MUST be having cyber sex
I’m PAGAN, so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I’m PAGAN, so I MUST worship Satan
I’m CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against abortion
I’m SWEDISH, so I MUST be a tall blonde blue-eyed lesbian/gay person
I’m a LESBIAN, so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be irresponsible
I’m ENGLISH, so I MUST love tea and cricket
I DON’T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bitch/bastard
I’m GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean I’m STRONG, so I MUST be stupid
I’m AUSTRALIAN, so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY, so I MUST be after every straight guy I see
I DON’T WANT A BOYFRIEND, so I MUST be a lesbian
I’m NOT CHRISTIAN, so I MUST just need converting
I like MARCHING BANDS, so I MUST be a friendless freak
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life
I have FRIENDS with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a cutter too
I CRY EASILY, so I MUST be a wimp
I AM KIND to other PEOPLE, so I MUST be weak
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my PERSONAL LIFE, so I MUST be having problems
I’m RELATED to a SATANIST, so I MUST be one
I live in the WEST, so I MUST be cowboy
I’m CALIFORNIAN, so I MUST be a surfer dude
I SUCK MY OWN BLOOD FROM WOUNDS, so I MUST have a vampire fetish
I’m a GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress
I’m a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kiss someone’s ass
I’m a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian
I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant
I’m FRENCH, so I MUST be homosexual
I’m BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict
I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian
I’m a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug-addicted hippy
I’m INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs
I’m a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life
I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd and a suck-up
I have GREEN SKIN, so I MUST be a wicked witch (OR SHREK!)
I’m DIFFERENT, so I MUST just want attention
I’m an ACTOR/ACTRESS, so I MUST be mean
I’m THIN, so I MUST have an eating disorder
I HAVE A LOT OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be dating them all
I’m ASIAN, so I MUST love math
I’m BLACK, so I MUST be on welfare
I’m PUNK, so I MUST slit my wrists
I’m IRISH, so I MUST be an alcoholic
I LOVE RENT, so I MUST be a gay/lesbian emo with AIDS
I’m a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hear crazy God voices in my head
I’m AMERICAN, so I MUST be an overweight pig with no boundaries
I’m a GIRL, so I MUST suck at all guy sports
I like CATS, so I MUST dance like a cat in my spare time
I SPEAK GERMAN, so I MUST be a psycho Nazi
I’m an OVER 16 YEAR OLD TEEN MALE signed with DISNEY, so I MUST be a gay, childish fag
I’m ALWAYS SMILING and LAUGHING, so I MUST have a great life
I’m a TEEN GIRL who likes to HAVE GOOD NATURED FUN with my FRIENDS, so I MUST be a whore, slut and a lesbian
I like to READ, so I MUST be a nerd
I'm not SKINNY, so I MUST be fat
I FROWN a lot, so I MUST be a dork
I get BAD GRADES, so I MUST be a slacker who doesn’t try
I like the JONAS BROTHERS, so I MUST be a teenie bopper, obsessed fan girl
I’m JEWISH, so I MUST hate all Germans
I’m a HANNAH MONTANA FAN, so I MUST be childish and immature
I’m POLITE to teachers, so I MUST be a teacher’s pet
I’m a TEENAGER who still likes the DISNEY CHANNEL and/or NICKELODEON, so I MUST be immature and childish
I have my OWN SPIRITUAL IDEOLOGY, so I MUST be wrong and misguided
I’m WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST
I DISAGREE with MY GOVERNMENT, so I MUST be a terrorist
I’m a WITCH, so I MUST be an old hag and fly on a broomstick
I LOVE YAOI, so I MUST be gay
I’m a PERSON, so I MUST be labeled
I’m SWEDISH, so I MUST be white
I CAN’T HELP POINTING OUT MISTAKES, so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I’m a PERFECTIONIST, so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I like FIRE, so I MUST be an arsonist
I play VIDEO GAMES, so I MUST be a LOSER
I’m a DANCER, so I MUST want to get into someone’s pants
I’m a WEIRDO, so I MUST be obsessed with everyone’s business
I’m ALWAYS SPACED OUT and HAPPY, so I MUST be high
I’m a DANCER, so I MUST be a stupid pointless hobo
I COPIED and PASTED THIS INTO MY PROFILE, so I MUST be a plagiarist
Okay so I have this nasty problem called : procrastination.
So if after a couple of weeks I haven't updated, review on that story so I remember I have a story to write.
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