Monkeymonkey123
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Joined 02-15-12, id: 3728061, Profile Updated: 01-02-14
Author has written 3 stories for Harry Potter, and Hunger Games.

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I’m SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic
I’m EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists
I’m a NEGRO, so I MUST carry a gun
I’m BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz
I’m JAMAICAN, so I MUST smoke weed
I’m HAITIAN, so I MUST eat cat
I’m ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy
I’m JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy
I’m GAY, so I MUST have AIDS
I’m a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape
I’m ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a lunatic and a bitch
I’m a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell
I’m a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell
I’m RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat
I’m a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hate everyone who doesn’t share my beliefs
I’m ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world
I don’t have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I’m a REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people
I’m a DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible
I’m a LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay
I’m SOUTHERN, so I MUST be a white trash redneck
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy
I’m a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into a girl’s pants
I’m IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem
I’m INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store
I’m NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage
I’m a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore with a jock boyfriend
I’m a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut
I’m a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs
I’m RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo
I’m a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend
I’m NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore
I’m a TEENAGE MUM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut
I’m POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I’m ITALIAN, so I MUST have a ‘big one’
I’m EGYPTIAN, so I MUST be a terrorist
I’m PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin (every girl in this planet is beautiful ;D)
I HAVE STRAIGHT A’S, so I MUST have no social life
I am WHITE and I like COMPUTERS, so I MUST be a nerdy geek
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLOURS, so I MUST be looking for attention
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention
I’m into THEATRE & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual
I’m a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player
I have BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe

I’m COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser
I’m RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that’s how Russians roll
I’m GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi
I HANG OUT with GAYS, so I MUST be gay too
I’m BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT
I’m PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I’m SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I’m POLISH, so I must be greedy
I’m HAWAIIAN, so I MUST be lazy
I’m PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I’m SOUTHERN, so my favourite catchphrase is ‘git-r-done’
I’m a STONER, so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I’m a VIRGIN, so I MUST be prude
I’m STRAIGHT EDGE, so I MUST be violent
I’m a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly and crazy
I’m BLACK, so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid
I’m a GIRL, who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat
I’m SINGLE, so I MUST be ugly
I’m a SKATER, so I MUST do weed and steal stuff
I’m a PUNK, so I MUST only wear black and date only other punks
I’m ASIAN, so I MUST be a nerd that does homework 24/7
I’m CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hate homosexuals
I’m MIXED, so I MUST be screwed up
I’m MUSLIM, so I MUST be a terrorist
I’m in a BAND, so I MUST be a dork and a geek
I’m BLACK, so I MUST believe Jesus ‘WUZ A BROTHA’
I’m MORMON, so I MUST be perfect
I’m WHITE and have black friends, so I MUST think I’m black
I’m GOTH, so I MUST worship the devil
I’m HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty
I’m NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser
I’m OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control
I’m PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don’t wear Abercrombie & Hollister
I’m on a DANCE TEAM, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I’m YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve
I’m MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border
I’m BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I’m BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot
I’m an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis
I’m a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay
I’m a PREP, so I MUST be rich
I DON’T LIKE THE SUN, so I MUST be an albino
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party
I wear TIGHT PANTS and I’m a GUY, so I MUST be emo
I COULDN’T HURT A FLY, so I MUST be a pussy
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone
I hangout with TEENAGER DRINKERS and SMOKERS, so I MUST smoke and drink too
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don’t
I don’t like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOUR, so I MUST be crazy
I tell PEOPLE OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills
I’m DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch
I’m a NUDIST, so I MUST wants everyone to see my boobs/penis
I READ COMICS, so I MUST be a loser
I hangout with a FORMER PROSTITUTE, so I MUST be a whore myself
I’m TEXAN, so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I MUST be homosexual
I like ANIME, so I MUST be a freak
I am a FANGIRL, so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker
I WATCH PORN, so I MUST be perverted
I’m INTELLIGENT, so I MUST be weak
I’m AMERICAN, so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant
I’m WELSH, so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent
I’m a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers
I’m DISABLED, so I MUST be on welfare
I’m a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth
I’m a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a stereotype
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid
I like BLOOD, so I MUST be a vampire
I’m an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and a murderer
I’m ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent and have bad teeth
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet – past, present and future
I don’t like YAOI or YURI, so I MUST be a homophobe
I’m NOT the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I CARE about the ENVIRONMENT, so I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-Sue
I CHAT, so I MUST be having cyber sex
I’m PAGAN, so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I’m PAGAN, so I MUST worship Satan
I’m CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against abortion
I’m SWEDISH, so I MUST be a tall blonde blue-eyed lesbian/gay person
I’m a LESBIAN, so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be irresponsible
I’m ENGLISH, so I MUST love tea and cricket
I DON’T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bitch/bastard

I’m GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean I’m STRONG, so I MUST be stupid
I’m AUSTRALIAN, so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY, so I MUST be after every straight guy I see
I DON’T WANT A BOYFRIEND, so I MUST be a lesbian
I’m NOT CHRISTIAN, so I MUST just need converting
I like MARCHING BANDS, so I MUST be a friendless freak
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life
I have FRIENDS with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a cutter too
I CRY EASILY, so I MUST be a wimp
I AM KIND to other PEOPLE, so I MUST be weak
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my PERSONAL LIFE, so I MUST be having problems
I’m RELATED to a SATANIST, so I MUST be one
I live in the WEST, so I MUST be cowboy
I’m CALIFORNIAN, so I MUST be a surfer dude
I SUCK MY OWN BLOOD FROM WOUNDS, so I MUST have a vampire fetish
I’m a GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress
I’m a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kiss someone’s ass
I’m a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian
I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant
I’m FRENCH, so I MUST be homosexual
I’m BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict
I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian
I’m a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug-addicted hippy
I’m INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs
I’m a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life
I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd and a suck-up
I have GREEN SKIN, so I MUST be a wicked witch (OR SHREK!)
I’m DIFFERENT, so I MUST just want attention
I’m an ACTOR/ACTRESS, so I MUST be mean
I’m THIN, so I MUST have an eating disorder
I HAVE A LOT OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be dating them all
I’m ASIAN, so I MUST love math
I’m BLACK, so I MUST be on welfare
I’m PUNK, so I MUST slit my wrists
I’m IRISH, so I MUST be an alcoholic
I LOVE RENT, so I MUST be a gay/lesbian emo with AIDS
I’m a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hear crazy God voices in my head
I’m AMERICAN, so I MUST be an overweight pig with no boundaries
I’m a GIRL, so I MUST suck at all guy sports

I like CATS, so I MUST dance like a cat in my spare time
I SPEAK GERMAN, so I MUST be a psycho Nazi
I’m an OVER 16 YEAR OLD TEEN MALE signed with DISNEY, so I MUST be a gay, childish fag
I’m ALWAYS SMILING and LAUGHING, so I MUST have a great life
I’m a TEEN GIRL who likes to HAVE GOOD NATURED FUN with my FRIENDS, so I MUST be a whore, slut and a lesbian
I like to READ, so I MUST be a nerd

I'm not SKINNY, so I MUST be fat
I FROWN a lot, so I MUST be a dork
I get BAD GRADES, so I MUST be a slacker who doesn’t try
I like the JONAS BROTHERS, so I MUST be a teenie bopper, obsessed fan girl
I’m JEWISH, so I MUST hate all Germans
I’m a HANNAH MONTANA FAN, so I MUST be childish and immature
I’m POLITE to teachers, so I MUST be a teacher’s pet
I’m a TEENAGER who still likes the DISNEY CHANNEL and/or NICKELODEON, so I MUST be immature and childish
I have my OWN SPIRITUAL IDEOLOGY, so I MUST be wrong and misguided
I’m WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST
I DISAGREE with MY GOVERNMENT, so I MUST be a terrorist
I’m a WITCH, so I MUST be an old hag and fly on a broomstick
I LOVE YAOI, so I MUST be gay
I’m a PERSON, so I MUST be labeled
I’m SWEDISH, so I MUST be white
I CAN’T HELP POINTING OUT MISTAKES, so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I’m a PERFECTIONIST, so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I like FIRE, so I MUST be an arsonist
I play VIDEO GAMES, so I MUST be a LOSER

I’m a DANCER, so I MUST want to get into someone’s pants
I’m a WEIRDO, so I MUST be obsessed with everyone’s business
I’m ALWAYS SPACED OUT and HAPPY, so I MUST be high

I’m a DANCER, so I MUST be a stupid pointless hobo
I COPIED and PASTED THIS INTO MY PROFILE, so I MUST be a plagiarist

Okay so I have this nasty problem called : procrastination.

So if after a couple of weeks I haven't updated, review on that story so I remember I have a story to write.

SUPPORT GAY RIGHTS! THEY SHOULD HAVE THE RIGHT TO BE MISERABLE AS WELL!
No seriously, support it.

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The Aftermath by Umecchi reviews
'He followed the noise, and came to what he was looking for. A red door. A bright red door. A crimson door. Apollo knocked three times. The scuffling froze. The door opened surprisingly quickly. The girl standing in the doorway had dark red hair, emerald green eyes, and pale skin. The girl looked to be about seventeen and was very very pregnant.'
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 41,696 - Reviews: 994 - Favs: 4,682 - Follows: 3,879 - Updated: 2/9/2015 - Published: 3/21/2013
Explanations by your1destiny reviews
*ON HIATUS* I'm formerly Hermione Jean Granger. We'll get to the formerly part a little later. I've been 'missing' for 8 years. None of my friends have seen me. I've only just come back for a Hogwarts Class Reunion. In which, I'll be explaining where I've been for the last 8 years, why I never wrote them, and why I'm married to Draco Malfoy. This should be fun.. Not.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 24,359 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 305 - Updated: 11/28/2014 - Published: 8/8/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Boy meets girl by Bryony Honeysuckle reviews
Fred gets lost in muggle London, and he accidentally bumps into a bushy haired girl who seems to know everything. Little does he know that he's going to see a lot more of her.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 43,829 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 7/4/2014 - Published: 4/8/2012 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
The Hogwarts Predicament by consultingwizardinthetardis reviews
Jack, Rose and the Doctor wake up on a strange train as 11 year olds, and have to figure out why they were sent to Hogwarts, and who sent them there. Discontinued, for a variety of reasons.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,759 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 3/19/2014 - Published: 12/7/2013 - 10th Doctor, Jack H., Rose T., OC
A Rose By The River by braveten reviews
The Doctor and River are running from the Silence, but need to get help from Rose Tyler and her new husband, John Smith. Jealousy and feelings are revealed when River and Rose realize, to some extent, they're both the Doctor's wife.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 24,149 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 12/5/2013 - Published: 8/4/2013 - [Rose T., 10th Doctor Duplicate] [River Song/Melody P. III, 11th Doctor] - Complete
They're Not Gone by MusicGirl13428 reviews
What if the Volturi had decided to kill Renesmee and she had to escape? Ten years later Jacob and Nessie believe all of the Cullens have died in the battle. But Nessie will do anything to prove otherwise and will go to any extent to get them back. Please comment!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 31,355 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 7/6/2013 - Published: 9/22/2012 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie
A Set of Supernatural Stories by pleasedonttalktome reviews
I've written a few and don't quite believe they're long enough to fit into their own story. So here's a couple of them in one. I don't know how many I'll add. I'm going to include whatever characters I feel like, but keep in mind Dean and Cas may make up the majority of these.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 26 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 610 - Follows: 238 - Published: 12/30/2012
Halfway to Hell by Bittersweet Revenge reviews
[future RonBellatrix]! Ron is fighting for his life faced to the Death Eaters but they speare him, deciding to keep him as a prisoner... he then meets Bellatrix
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,775 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/10/2004 - Ron W., Bellatrix L.
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How They Started reviews
A very quick one - shot of Nymphadora and Lupin's getting together.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 304 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/16/2014 - [N. Tonks, Remus L.] - Complete
Fiery Meet reviews
After the 68th Hunger Games Katniss is sent a letter along with Peeta. They meet the main characters from Harry Potter. But what is going to happen when Katniss meets the Hogwart Boys? Rated T for Language. (Oh and I'm making each chapter around 1500 words-ish so it may take me a while to update)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,958 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/9/2014 - Published: 6/6/2013 - [Harry P., Luna L.] Katniss E.
Even Fred can't put the fun in funeral reviews
Fred's Funeral in the perspective of Draco Malfoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 879 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/2/2013 - [Draco M., Ginny W.] George W., Fred W. - Complete