The Zen Master has a story of his own, one that has never been told. Starting with age seven, this is the life and experiences that sculpted Steven Hyde into the calm, cool and zen guy he is. Full summary inside with warnings. Rating T-M

Stan progressively becomes more ill as he struggles with his emotions for Gary that he doesn't know what to do with.

AU. "I...need your help. My boyfriend - Wallabee Beetles - has been framed." What at first appears to be a simple case to Hoagie Gilligan quickly turns out to be a lot more complex than he originally thought. With a whole lot of suspects, raging hormones, and some surprising twists, what's teenage boy detective to do? 2/5, 3/4

A small window into the lives of three generations of Malfoy and Weasley hatred. One-sided Lucius/Molly, Lucius/Narcissa, Draco/Astoria, Scorpius/Rose

And we thought the crazy would end once we left South Park.

Willow's been in four relationships in her life, one for each season. Willow-centric. Post S7, S8 is irrelevant. A set of four 100-word seasonal drabbles. Willow/Tara, Willow/Kennedy, Willow/Xander, and Willow/Oz.

A waitress working the early morning shift at Johnie's Coffee Shop encounters Mr. Orange. A conversation over coffee and towers of liquid creamer packets ensues.

"Life may not be the party we hoped for, but while we're here, we should dance."

Five boys Haruno Sakura kissed, and the one she never would.

Did you know it's a 60 mile drive from Denver to South Park?

"For it to be a love triangle, A must love B who loves C who loves A. You're not part of a love triangle, with you, A loves B and B loves A. C is just and unwanted bisection. At most, you're part of a love right angle, I guess."

Harry and Ginny decide that it's time to give Albus 'The Talk'... Well, one to build on the talk they gave whilst under the impression that he was heterosexual. Scorpius/Albus S. Harry/Ginny. ONESHOT SLASH

Go through a journey of growth, love and heartbreak as Jackie Burkhart takes us through her life via diary entries. *There will be an entry for every episode on the show yup! 200 entries

I'm not going to think about him. I'm not going to think about him. I'm not going to think about him anymore. Craig/Tweek. Post-breakup fic. Craig's point of view.

Samantha Puckett is reckless. Oneshot. Seddie.

A terrified Scorpius screams in the middle of the night. Draco must deal with the nightmares and the "monsters under the bed... and in the closet." Oneshot, post HP7.

Oh, life. It’s such a tremendous pain in the ass. I'm not too thrilled about death, either. [Kenny’s POV]

[Based on episode 616] Cartman returns to the future, an obese car repairman instead of a wealthy CEO of his own time travel company, and becomes obsessed with fixing the life he so spectacularly screwed up.

The first real fight Stan and Kyle got into was when they were discussing who would be on top if they were, COMPLETELY HYPOTHETICALLY, a gay couple.

In which there is a dance, but very little dancing. Everyone is scared of Wendy, everyone loves Cartman, Stan is very much gay, Kyle is very much not gay, and Kenny very much wishes he were gay. Het, slash, and wannabe slash.

Eric'll do anything to win Wendy's heart. Even if it means helping Kyle, convincing Stan he's gay, becoming Bebe's slave, and listening to Kenny talk about his feelings. He might even succeed, too, if the Cartmans and Charlie Mansion don't screw it up.

Wendy’s wanted to be the head of the school newspaper for years. She just never thought she’d have to deal with anonymous love letters, an increasingly distant boyfriend, and Cartman. [het and slash]

The receptionist took one look at them and asked, “Groom running away with the best man?” Kyle sputtered a negative, but Stan asked curiously, “Does that happen often?” She shrugged. “About as often as you’d think.”

[Kenny centric] By the fourth time he'd died, the novelty had worn off. If this was all some joke, it was obviously being pulled off by someone who was both easily amused and had way too much time on his hands.