Once upon a forest, there was a mossy tree. Along came a blond boy, like it was meant to be. The two could not communicate, but that did not stop them; Once upon a forest, as two unlikely friends. ZoSan, AU, Zoro is a tree. Vaguely Christmas-themed, since that's where we start. Now with sequels attached!

"It'd be almost funny if it weren't so terrible, out of a whole sandy beach the directionally challenged Zoro manages to find the one rock to land head first on." Zoro has to learn to talk again and in the process learns a bit about listening to Sanji. Zosan.

The two men lived within the same confines of the church, and yet their paths never crossed. Except the one time they did. Lancer almost wished they hadn't.

They're going at it like animals, struggling for dominance. Gil fights to stay on top, crushing Cu with his innate power. He doesn't even have to try. It's not fair, how little effort he has to put into it, how easy everything is for him. Gil could probably just obliterate him right now, if he wanted to. He doesn't want it to end. But none of this means shit in the end. Gil/Cu, AU

That's the last time Ace buys a pineapple on discount. Rated M for awkward naked pineapples.

Happy birthday Mitsu-chan! AU. A beginning of something special to come. SanjixZoro. mpreg. Rated M for cursing.

The moment he was caught in those ropes, Marco knew he should have known better than to go above the surface. Still, not all humans were bad, it seems, but after hearing what happens to mermaids above the surface, Sanji just could not stay away. Mermaid AU

Written right after I dreamt this having played too much walking dead and watched warm bodies in the same month. There's a zombie outbreak on the island and Zoro and Sanji get separated. Sanji is panicked and he's not sure if Zoro is dead or alive. (eventual Zosan) One Shot complete.

After an amazing and mind blowing night it's pretty nice to just relax and spoil your lover.

Sanji, an aspiring chef, starts to volunteer in the Thousand Sunny Hospital for the Disabled. There, he meets a mysterious, traumatised young man with unusual green hair - Zoro, a blind patient. Sanji comes to grow fond of the irritable man, and gradually their feelings develop in to something much deeper. But the past will be back for Zoro, no matter where he goes.

In the depths of the ocean, two young mermen are prepared for some changes in their lives. Though what happens if they have different kind of changes in mind...? ZoSan, merman AU, prompted by Green-san.

In a world where Zoro isn't even a person any more can he ever be free or manage to do anything more than just survive? He should have known that he'd be bought eventually but this... isn't what he'd expected. Zoro/Sanji all reviews, thoughts and wild speculations awaited! Updating mostly weekly.