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Joined 03-20-12, id: 3834296, Profile Updated: 08-28-20
Author has written 4 stories for Mass Effect, and Buffy: The Vampire Slayer.
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The Heart Asks for Pleasure First by Chi Kyoku reviews
A month after taking down Saren, Shepard spends Christmas shore leave with her favourite turian C-Sec officer on the Citadel. Movies are watched, gifts are exchanged, and two war heroes celebrate their unlikely friendship.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 74,232 - Reviews: 829 - Favs: 520 - Follows: 597 - Updated: 9/19/2018 - Published: 4/11/2012 - [Garrus V., J. Garson]
The Blood Dimmed Tide by Jeitiiea reviews
The evolution of Shepard and Garrus' relationship through the events of ME2.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 154,943 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 426 - Follows: 509 - Updated: 4/2/2018 - Published: 2/19/2011 - Garrus V., J. Garson
Embers by Nastrandir reviews
After she's sent down to Alchera to find the pieces of her ship, Shepard begins to wonder how she might put back together the pieces of herself.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 61 - Words: 288,001 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 404 - Follows: 464 - Updated: 9/23/2017 - Published: 12/2/2011 - J. Garson, Garrus V.
The Spirit of Redemption by Myetel reviews
The Spectres fight against threats to both the galaxy and their families on Mindoir. Shepard/Garrus, multiple OCs, largely expanded universe. Includes Redemption, Hunt, Unity, and Victory.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 162 - Words: 3,404,794 - Reviews: 2039 - Favs: 854 - Follows: 485 - Updated: 10/14/2014 - Published: 2/11/2011 - Garrus V., J. Garson - Complete
Mass Assortment by MidnightWriter99 reviews
Collection of various mini-fills for the Kmeme. Fill 12: Moments - Sometimes Shepard just really needs a hug. Shakarian.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 5,639 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 10/28/2013 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Garrus V., J. Garson
Mass Effect: Solitary Star by F'Char reviews
Shepard has made a thousand hard decisions and seen them all through. But as she tries to save the galaxy she is haunted by her past. Can Shepard rise above it all and save a galaxy in need?
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,115 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/17/2012 - Published: 12/25/2011 - J. Garson, Garrus V.
Observations of Chance by MidnightWriter99 reviews
Vega finds out about his new Commander and her old Turian 'friend' in a more interesting way than he ever expected. Fill for the Kmeme. Vega, Fem!Shep/Garrus and a side of EDI.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,561 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/17/2012 - J. Garson, Garrus V. - Complete
Commander Shepard, You've Got Mail by Chi Kyoku reviews
Every day, starting when Garrus rejoins C-Sec up until the destruction of the Normandy, Shepard and Garrus exchange emails. After all, good friends stay in touch.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 42,626 - Reviews: 546 - Favs: 609 - Follows: 447 - Updated: 4/10/2012 - Published: 2/26/2012 - [Garrus V., J. Garson]
Letters from the Brig by KSCrusaders reviews
A little ingenuity on the part of the Shadow Broker allows Shepard to write to Garrus after being brigged. Letter-style one-shots taking place between ME2 and ME3. FemShep/Garrus. COMPLETE.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,541 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 4/4/2012 - Published: 3/15/2012 - J. Garson, Garrus V. - Complete
A Funny Thing Happened on the way to Annihilation by ElectricZ reviews
ME3- Shepard is about to ruin the entire galaxy for everybody. Only Harbinger can save us now. Written before the EC, contains spoilers for ME3. T for language.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,946 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 60 - Published: 3/27/2012 - Shepard, Harbinger - Complete
Reunion by Ahrk reviews
FemShepxGarrus, post ME3, rewritten ending. Filled from the masskink meme. "I followed your order, Garrus," she laughed, whispering. "I came back." Rated M for sexual content.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,781 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 50 - Published: 3/24/2012 - J. Garson, Garrus V.
The Map of Her Skin by skybound2 reviews
She calls them freckles, the little spots of darker toned skin that decorate her face. He traces the path they take, over the slope of her nose and across the bones of her cheeks. - Takes place after ME3 but no real spoilers.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 615 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/19/2012 - Garrus V., J. Garson - Complete
The Spirit of Truth by Myetel reviews
This story is a bridge from ME2 to a postulated ME3. Assumes female paragon Shepherd and Garrus relationship. Contains implied human-alien sexuality and implied erotic content in chapter 12. Some language.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 14 - Words: 61,169 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 465 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 2/11/2011 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Garrus V., J. Garson - Complete
Modus Operandi by Pereprin reviews
Humanity's first and last defense faces an uncertain end as Shepard falters in the wake of Saren's destruction. When her resolve begins to shatter, Garrus learns to see what others can not within the woman who has sworn to save the galaxy.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 75,095 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 5/29/2010 - Published: 1/2/2008 - J. Garson, Garrus V. - Complete
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Just Like Old Times reviews
Post ME3: Shepard breaks the Reapers' indoctrination, and makes it back to Garrus alive. But what is in store for two heroes who are not content to stop the fight for justice? M for language and occasional interspecies "relations."
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 67,071 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 258 - Updated: 12/21/2012 - Published: 3/22/2012 - J. Garson, Garrus V.
Well, This Is New reviews
Spike is not quite sure what to make of this. The way he looks at the Slayer now is... well, damn it all, it's unsettling. And it's definitely new.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 313 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/11/2012 - Buffy S., Spike - Complete
Whistle While You Work reviews
Silly kmeme fill. Shepard and Vega start whistling one day as the crew relaxes after a mission. Liara wants to learn how, and Garrus simply can't wrap his head around it. A friendly moment among the crew. Implied Garrus/Fem!Shep.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,177 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Published: 5/1/2012 - J. Garson - Complete
Before the Relay reviews
Before going through the Omega 4 relay, Garrus and Shepard have a night to remember. M for interspecies awkwardness. Fluff, too.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,518 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/30/2012 - J. Garson, Garrus V. - Complete