Author has written 1 story for Percy Jackson and the Olympians. Hey guys, So for now, since its not entirely safe to put your full name on here, i will put my nickname.. Nat(: haha, so..a little aabout me? Well, im 17,love reading! (some of my fav book series include harry potter, percy jackson, kane chronicles, divergent, maximum ride and gregor the overlander) i play soccer, cross country and track. I have one dog and 2 cats(: c: Now I am currently reading the Maze runner...A-MAYZING! so far, i only have my one story, Fun With Friends..but i'm thinking about making another one, i have some ideas, but idk...cuz i have a busy schedule!! I thought that this was super cayute when i read it: The Percy Jackson pledge: I promise to remember Percy "We just saw Finnick Odair in his underwear!" "Wow," Thalia muttered. "Apollo is hot." "You're a stalker with hooves." "And it was pretty much the best underwater kiss of all time." "Not knowing is half the fun," Aphrodite said, "Exquisitely painful isn't it? Not being sure who you love and who loves you? Oh, you kids! It's so cute I'm going to cry!" "It takes much bravery to stand up to our enemies but we need as much bravery to stand up to our friends." Dumbledore "It matters not what someone is born, but what they grow to be." "We've all got both light and dark inside us. What matters is the part we choose to act on. That's who we really are." "Numbing the pain for a while will make it worse when you finally feel it." "Dumbledore says people find it far easier to forgive others for being wrong than being right." "We do not need magic to transform our world. We carry all of the power we need inside ourselves already." "The only way out is through." "Don't put your wand into your back pocket! Better wizards than you have lost buttocks from it!" "life is only precious because it ends" Explination for Sea Of Monsters Movie Differences: Percy: Why's your hair blonde? RAINBOW ORGANIC FOODS & LIFESTYLES(: FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you. BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?" FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you. BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..." FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall. BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?" FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince. BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you. FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!" FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda. BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you. FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in. FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain. BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run bitch run!" FRIENDS: Will help you move. BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies. FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!" FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food. FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS! FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!" FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore. FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial. FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue." FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story... FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME." FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell. FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies) BEST FRIENDS: Are for life. FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough. BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!" FRIENDS: Would read and ignore this YOUR GUY SIDE: x You love hoodies. TOTAL: 14 YOUR GIRL SIDE: You wear lip gloss/stick. Total: 12 This is this cat. Girl: Do I ever cross your mind? Boy: No Girl: Do you like me? Boy: No Girl: Do you want me? Boy: No Girl: Would you cry if I left? Boy: No Girl: Would you live for me? Boy: No Girl: Would you do anything for me? Boy: No Girl: Choose--me or your life Boy: My life The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says... The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind. The reason why I don't like you is because I love you. The reason I don't want you is because I need you. The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left. The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you. The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you. The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life. If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile Bad pick-up Line Come-backs Man: Where have you been all my life?Woman: Hiding from you. Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes and this one will be if you sit down. Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator. Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized. Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today. Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there? Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing. Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together Messers Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot and Prongs present: CJNAT'S PROFILE(: "Yours in demigodishness and all that, peace out." Leo Valdez |