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Author has written 7 stories for Harry Potter.

Favorite Pairings of All Time!!!

James Potter and Lily Evans

Harry Potter and Ginny Weasley

Ronald Weasley and Hermione Granger

Dean Thomas and Luna Lovegood

Scorpius Malfoy and Rose Weasley

Arthur Pendragon and Merlin (Merthur!)

Dean Winchester and Castiel (Destiel!)

Katniss Everdeen and Peeta Mellark

Percy Jackson and Annabeth Chase (Percabeth)

Jason Grace and Piper McClean

Frank Zhang and Hazel Levesque

Loe Valdez and Calypso (:D)

Hogwarts School Song

Hogwarts, Hogwarts, Hoggy Warty Hogwarts,
Teach us something, please,
Whether we be old and bald
Or young with scabby knees,
Our heads could do with filling
With some interesting stuff,
For now they're bare and full of air,
Dead flies and bits of fluff,
So teach us things worth knowing,
Bring back what we've forgot,
Just do your best, we'll do the rest,
And learn until our brains all rot.


Draco Dormiens Nunquam Titillandus
Never Tickle a Sleeping Dragon


You are all wonderful people! Thank you for visiting my profile! I hope it's full of wonderful and magical things for you. While it may seem like I only like Harry Potter, I also am a fan of The Hunger Games, Percy Jackson, Merlin, Supernatural, and a large array of books and TV shows. Give me some suggestions via private messaging or shoot me a review on one of my stories. I love hearing from you people! It lets me know that people are actually reading my writing, not just opening the tab and forgetting about it. Anyway, love you all and have a fantastically wonderful day! :)

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9 Point 9 Out of 10, Highly Recommend by downn-in-flames reviews
2 bets. 10 days. Endless shenanigans. {A Brooklyn 99 meets How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days Jily fic}
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 73,035 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 8/7 - Published: 4/13/2019 - [James P., Lily Evans P.] - Complete
Moving the Goalposts by Velvethopefics reviews
A Muggle Au in which Harry, a former football star, meets a mysterious redhead. Things are not always what they seem. Think of this as You've Got Mail Meets Harry Potter. A character study with romance, email, and misunderstandings. A bit of fun and fluff, among other things.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 79,074 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 5/10 - Published: 4/19 - Harry P., Sirius B., Remus L., Ginny W. - Complete
a matchmaking mission by downn-in-flames reviews
James Potter has a mission: get Sirius Black and Remus Lupin to finally admit that they both fancy the pants off each other by Valentine's Day. His partner in crime? Lily Evans, Remus' flatmate, who he also happens to be slightly in love with.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,765 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 23 - Published: 2/10 - [Lily Evans P., James P.] [Remus L., Sirius B.] - Complete
Last Resort by Ghost-of-Bee reviews
Dinner with a hostile stranger was not on the holiday itinerary for James or Lily, but it beats getting hit with an ice cube. [AU]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,478 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 37 - Published: 11/2/2019 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Casablanca by B.C Daily reviews
When James takes over Remus's Uber shift, the last person he expects to take on as a passenger is a familiar redhead who is a trifle inebriated. [Muggle Uber AU]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,840 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 30 - Published: 9/10/2019 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Reveries by EllaMennowPea reviews
After a potions accident Lily is able to hop into other people's dreams, including James'.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,199 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/30/2019 - James P., Lily Evans P.
The Girl In The Ivy House by natalie.ana reviews
James meets the editor for his book, the only problem is the book is about her. Modern AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,816 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 21 - Published: 1/3/2019 - [James P., Lily Evans P.] - Complete
Shelf Awareness by GhostOfBambi reviews
It's too far out of her way and she's wasting so much money, but Lily can't help but return to the bookstore every weekend, where her passion for good literature has, perhaps, been unexpectedly reignited by the messy-haired, pun-making, rather handsome bloke who works there.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 30,008 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 461 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 11/5/2018 - Published: 5/4/2018 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Quidditch Club by sunaprincess7 reviews
The first rule of Quidditch Club is no falling for a student's mum. Jily AU. Single Mum AU. Smut if you squint.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,661 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 65 - Published: 8/20/2018 - [James P., Lily Evans P.] Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Bookmarked by sunaprincess7 reviews
Lily Evans loves her local library. But someone is leaving strange notes in all the books she is reading. She is determined to find out who. Jily. Library AU
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,583 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 43 - Published: 7/29/2018 - [Lily Evans P., James P.] Peter P. - Complete
Another Damn Grocery Fic, Okay? by elanev91 reviews
Lily runs her father's grocery store and the guy she remembers from her childhood moves back into town. Thanks to petals for the brilliant prompt - "grocery store AU where Lily works the counter and he keeps buying things just to talk to her"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,948 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 21 - Published: 11/12/2017 - [James P., Lily Evans P.] - Complete
Georgia Peach by elanev91 reviews
Lily Evans, lifelong New Yorker, is headed to the University of North Carolina for a job interview and she can't find the right god damn building. Lucky for her, southern belle James Potter is there to save the day. American AU, Modern AU, Muggle AU, University Professor AU
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,223 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 8/13/2017 - Published: 8/6/2017 - [James P., Lily Evans P.] [Sirius B., Remus L.] - Complete
Sofa-king Fit by elanev91 reviews
Two new people move in across the hall and Lily gets locked out. Based on the "oops we have to share a bed" trope. One-shot
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,706 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 38 - Published: 5/18/2017 - [James P., Lily Evans P.] Sirius B., Marlene M. - Complete
Morgana's Dance by YourHumbleReader reviews
Lily's job was unconventional to say the least. But that's what happens when you really need the money over the summer. What happens when James' enters her place of business one night? M for a reason, smut.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,424 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 4/15/2017 - Published: 4/9/2013 - James P., Lily Evans P., Marauders
Summer Magic by movinggirl reviews
You mean to say that Potter's family is coincidentally staying across the street from our beach house for the summer, Mum and Mrs. Potter are now randomly best friends, and they expect me to hang out with that git for two months? You've got to be joking. (Even worse? There's a sequel.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 123,057 - Reviews: 1727 - Favs: 1,565 - Follows: 662 - Updated: 6/23/2015 - Published: 8/14/2011 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
A Good Man is Hard to Find by circleofstars reviews
"I've seen him in danger so many times. And there was always some last-minute miracle to come to the rescue. It was all so lucky, and so unlikely. I should have known that one day, that eleventh-hour stroke of luck would fail." AU starting from "The Sword in the Stone," part 1.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 23,863 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 279 - Updated: 7/20/2014 - Published: 8/2/2012 - Arthur, Merlin
The Rose and the Scorpion by DarkChocaholic reviews
Rose Weasley is not the bookworm everyone expected her to be. She's stubborn, easily set off and has an unhealthy attraction to sweet things. However, she predictably hates Scorpius Malfoy. Or so she thinks... But he definitely does not hate her. There is also a very handsome boy who seems to like Rose... actually, a lot of guys are running after her. Does Scorpius have a chance?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 40,852 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 10/27/2013 - Published: 7/23/2012 - Rose W., Scorpius M.
The Life and Times by Jewels5 reviews
She was dramatic. He was dynamic. She was precise. He was impulsive. He was James, and she was Lily, and one day they shared a kiss, but before that they shared many arguments, for he was cocky, and she was sweet, and matters of the heart require time.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 613,762 - Reviews: 11894 - Favs: 11,549 - Follows: 9,764 - Updated: 8/30/2013 - Published: 7/8/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Snowed in Gryffindor Tower by Rachel-Snowdrop reviews
Can you imagine being snowed in Gryffindor Tower, over Christmas, with none other than Sirius Black! This HAS to be Potters' worst idea yet!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,143 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 5/31/2013 - Published: 7/20/2012 - Sirius B., Marlene M.
Dear Fanfiction: Harry Potter by Hungergameslover04 reviews
Have you ever read a HP Fanfic. and thought, "Man, what is wrong with the world?" Well the Harry Potter crew has, and boy, do they have a mouthfull! NOW COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 41 - Words: 5,100 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 12/28/2012 - Published: 9/8/2012 - Complete
The Baby Chronicles by AdminEmmaWeasley reviews
A collection of one-shots about various HP characters when they were babies.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 26 - Words: 8,725 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 12/1/2012 - Published: 9/20/2012
Weasley Family Tree by LoveFromLouise reviews
Exactly that. This just gives dates of when everyone was born/married in my mind. Not all the dates are completely correct becuse Rowling hasn't released them yet! Enjoy
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 238 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/6/2012 - Complete
Show Me by Ellie717 reviews
"I can be mature!" James said, standing up and facing her. "Saying it and actually doing it are two completely different things, James. This isn't something you can just tell me. I need to see you be mature. Show me that you can stop hexing everyone that mildly annoys you. Show me that when you pull a prank, it won't hurt anyone. Show me that this kindness you have won't go away."
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 22,806 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 9/24/2012 - Published: 8/8/2012 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Meet the Mother by PenonPaperFingersonKeys reviews
"Mum!" James snapped, apparently on the verge of hysteria. Running his fingers through his hair he looked down at his smug mother with wide eyes. "Y-You...What did I tell you about talking to Hogwarts students? And, oh God, you had to talk to Lily!"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,058 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 775 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 7/24/2012 - Published: 8/6/2011 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Harry Potter: The Prequel by Damahom reviews
A story told from Lily Evan's point of view, beginning from when she first found out she was a witch and ending in her death. My goal is to stick very close to JK's plot line and only fill in the spots she left blank, which are many
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 106,891 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 7/15/2012 - Published: 9/24/2010 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
A Constellation Conundrum by do i need a pen name reviews
The Weasley and Potter cousins make sure that life is never easy for their family. Their latest accomplishment? Ron's ongoing agony over the naming of his first grandchild. Why, oh why, did his Rosie have to marry into the Black family? COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,462 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 5/28/2012 - Published: 1/2/2012 - [Scorpius M., Rose W.] Ron W. - Complete
Teach Me How To Fly by RMGryffindor reviews
Lily Evans is afraid of heights. When she needs to learn to fly, she signs up for a camp over the summer. Who knew James Potter would end up being her coach, with a strict no coach/student policy. Fly through the ups and downs with this dynamic couple. JL
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 72,960 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 5/13/2012 - Published: 1/1/2012 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
I'm In Love With a Weasley by moeichi reviews
I couldn't have. Not with Weasley. Why, Merlin, did I have to fall in love with her? Father is going to kill me.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,408 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 3/11/2012 - Published: 12/21/2011 - Scorpius M., Rose W.
I'm In Love With a Malfoy by moeichi reviews
No, no, I don't like him. Not at all. Then why does he make me feel so flustered and completely out-of-it when I'm near him? Oh, according to Al's A Guide to the Most Complex Girls book, I've fallen in love. With Malfoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 41,204 - Reviews: 382 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 1/2/2012 - Published: 10/25/2011 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Your Secret Admirer by mischieftobemanaged reviews
Letters from James and Lily. Rated T for some language, just in case.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,021 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/31/2011 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
It's a Mystery by Sunshinesque reviews
"What're you doing here! And why are you...why are you naked!" "I could ask you the same question. Not that I mind though. Honestly, Evans, you should dress like that all the time." *Life is a mystery.* -LxJ-
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 100,467 - Reviews: 517 - Favs: 503 - Follows: 310 - Updated: 12/13/2011 - Published: 12/16/2010 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Boyfriend by Molly Raesly reviews
Potter was going to say that he wasn't my boyfriend. I couldn't let him do that. For the love of Merlin, I could not let him do that. I had to stop him. He couldn't tell her the truth. So I did the only conceivable thing I could think of. I kissed him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 136,472 - Reviews: 2677 - Favs: 6,177 - Follows: 1,526 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
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July 31, 1980 reviews
He had never been around a birth before. This was he and Lily’s first and he had been an only child. His parents had briefly mentioned it when they had given him The Talk, but that had been hypothetical! This was real. Lily was real. His son, well Lily thought so, was real. And the pain she had been feeling while carrying their son was very real. (FB Prompt One-shot)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,767 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/5 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
A Day in the Life reviews
"Remus, I'm not asking you to smuggle drugs. I just need your help. I swear on our bond as Marauders it's absolutely necessary." James asks Remus to take his place for the day. Remus finds it very enlightening.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,949 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/24/2018 - [James P., Lily Evans P.] Remus L. - Complete
Sirius is a Dog Person reviews
James finds himself in a bind when Lily meets his "pet"? One-Shot. :) Reviews are always welcome!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,274 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/17/2015
This was not supposed to happen reviews
"But this wasn't her. Lily Evans was the new Head Girl, top of her class with plans to become a Healer. A guy was not in her future plan. Especially one that distracted her and made her go crazy on a regular basis. Especially not James bloody Potter." First real story. Need reviews to make sure I'm giving you what you want. Thanks :)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 30,170 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 7/14/2015 - Published: 11/2/2012 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Touch reviews
Ginny rose from her bed. She turned her head to the clock at her bedside. September 1st, the first day of her sixth year. It had been exactly 5 years and 364 days since she had touched or smiled at anyone. ABUSE (mostly memories). Not my usual thing, but I hope you like it. Adopted from Locked Secret Keeper. NOT CANON. Thank you and please review! :)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,477 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 7/22/2014 - Published: 6/17/2013 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Dead End reviews
James tries to comfort Lily after a detrimental realization. I don't want to give away too much in the summary so here you go. Read and give a review if you want. I just wanted to get the story out here. :)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,324 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/23/2013 - Published: 4/15/2013 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Letters to No One reviews
In this war, you are inevitable separated from the people you care about. Sometimes a letter to no one helps ease the pain. Here's a collection of letters that could never be sent. Reviews are welcome. :)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 450 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/5/2012
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