E.T.R Da Polskihide bio
 Author has written 13 stories for South Park. 14, gay, obsessed with Broadway. UPDATE ON STORY PROGRESS: I am so sorry I haven't updated for such a long time. I'm working on the 5th and final chapter of Yes Way, the next chapter of The Man In The Cloak, the final chapter of The Oxford Sub, the final chapter of Send My Love Through a Dream, the next chapter of Haus to Home and the second chapter of Out of The Closet, Into My Arms. It's a lot to do but after I've done them, I'll be doing a long, smutty one-shot to make up for my slack. Hope you all enjoy reading them as much I'll enjoy writing them. | |||||||
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Why do you stare at me? by PrinceOfPans reviews
Tweek has gotten into a bad habit, well he has a few of those but his new one is staring at a certain boy. That boy lends him something and they quickly become friends. Tweek knows he doesn't stand a chance with Craig and Craig is discoveriong that he may not be as asexual as he thought. Warning: Yaoi, swearing and possible rating change later on.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 34,454 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 12/26/2012 - Published: 2/6/2012 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
One Kiss by Lingua Dii reviews
It all started with one kiss. Rated T for language.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,782 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/12/2012 - Published: 5/15/2012 - Kenny M., Kyle B. - Complete
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The Unthinking Majority reviews
"He told me yesterday that he would call me at seven. It's now fifteen minutes past seven." Fluffy Creek one-shot. WARNING: Smoking, yaoi and swearing.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,437 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 32 - Published: 8/29/2012 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
Yes Way
READ HOW DO I START? FIRST OR THIS STORY WILL NOT MAKE SENSE! After the earlier embarrassment, Stan had to tell his boyfriend all about it. WARNING: Swearing, boy x boy, and later on, smoking and drinking. PM, review and enjoy the rarity of this pairing!
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,151 - Updated: 8/28/2012 - Published: 6/18/2012
Send My Love Through a Dream reviews
The sequel to This Isn't Easy and Even You Can't Ignore Him. Butters was going to see his girlfriend to tell her the most important thing he could. But what would it do their relationship? Multiple pairings. WARNING: Swearing, smut, boy x boy and smoking. P.S: You don't have to read the two stories before this for it to make sense.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,888 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/25/2012 - Published: 7/22/2012 - Butters S.
Haus to Home reviews
Dieter and his family are moving to South Park after a long, troubled childhood. How would their life change in South park and would they realise that settling in to South Park isn't so easy after all? OC story. WARNING: Smut, smoking, swearing, boy x boy and boy x girl.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,238 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/18/2012
Out of the Closet, Into My Arms reviews
Kyle lives in a lonely apartment by himself but when unfortunate circumstances means he finally gets a room mate, how would it affect him and his best friend's relationship? WARNING: Smut, drinking, smoking and swearing.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 532 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/12/2012 - Kyle B., Stan M.
The Oxford Sub reviews
The sequel to The Oxford Rub. Robert had to tell him, but how would he react to this shocking news? Craig x OC, Thomas x OC. WARNING: Swearing, smut and boy x boy.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,084 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/11/2012 - Published: 6/24/2012 - Craig T.
This Isn't Easy
Clyde wanted him but, as he would soon find out, the boy he desired was a lot more complex than he first thought. Sorry for the bad title. Clyde x OC. The sequel to Even You Can't Ignore Him. Quick catch up inside. WARNING: Swearing, boy x boy, smut, sadness, S & M in later chapters and self-harm.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,845 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/22/2012 - Published: 7/2/2012 - Clyde D. - Complete
The Man In The Cloak
Every night my dreams are getting worse. Every night my dreams are destroying me. OC story. Submit your own after reading! WARNING: Dark themes, swearing, mild violence, scary sections, sadness, drinking, smoking, smut and boy x boy.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,014 - Updated: 7/1/2012 - Published: 6/26/2012
Even You Can't Ignore Him reviews
Butters needs help. He needs a friend. Sorry about the sucky title. Butters x OC. WARNING: Sadness, swearing, girl x boy and, eventually, boy x boy smut.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,143 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/29/2012 - Published: 6/17/2012 - Butters S. - Complete
The Oxford Rub reviews
So, here's my third story. Stan and Kyle make a shock discovery about Joey my OC , giving Stan an idea. When he finds out a horrible truth, the boys get a big surprise and even more surprising visitor. There's a little competition going on involving the title. Guess what it means and you get a mention in this story and possibly an OC in another story. PM, review and enjoy!
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,438 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 6/18/2012 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
How Do I Start? reviews
"Why does he want to meet me in the middle of the day? He know's this is a huge risk." Stan was going to see someone. Someone who had a crush on his best friend. WARNING: Swearing, smuttings, smoking references and very light drinking.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,410 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/17/2012 - Complete
Not What Brothers Do
So, here is my second story. A family drama, hurt, comfort story, set in a universe where Stan, Kyle and my OC Joey are brothers. Not very high hopes for it, forgive any grammatical c*ck-ups, as the in-story description says, I was not in the best condition writing it. Review and PM me if you have any questions.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,016 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Only He Could Make It Worse reviews
Okay, here is my very first story! A oneshot involving some Stan, Kyle, an unexpected observer and a shocking incident that leads Kyle to reveal his feelings. Be kind as I have never written before. Keep reviews clean and constructive. Hope you enjoy it! WARNING: Some swearing, drinking and male/male kissing.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,330 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/9/2012 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
