Eliza Donelittlehide bio
Author has written 12 stories for Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, StarTrek: The Original Series, Chronicles of Narnia, Big Bang Theory, You, Me and the Apocalypse, Sherlock Holmes, Pride and Prejudice, Alice in Wonderland, Hercule Poirot series, Vanity Fair, Sense and Sensibility, and Dad's Army. Hi. I live in London, England. I've been reading stories on FanFiction for a while and took the plunge in 2012 and put my first story on the site. Hope you enjoy reading them as much as I enjoy writing them. So far I have written/am writing stories for Buffy, Poirot, Vanity Fair, The Big Bang Theory, Star Trek Original Series, Pride and Prejudice and Narnia I love crossovers. The finest form of fan fiction! Although, I've just realised, looking at my list of stories, that most of them are non-crossovers. I have also started a series of one-offs of alternative endings to books, TV shows, films where I hated the ending, called "Putting Right What Once Went Wrong" (the tagline from Quantum Leap) in 2016. I intend to do some more of these. I've completed a genderswitched version of "The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe" and I intend to put some more gender switched versions of other novels in the "Chronicles of Narnia" series once I've edited them. I promise I will be completing every story as I am always disappointed when I find a story I like and then realise that it was written some time ago and may never get completed. I have to admit that I can't criticise authors for not finishing stories as I have lots of half written stories around. But I am trying to improve at finishing stories and putting them up on FanFiction is very strong motivation to finish them! Sorry it's taking me so long to finish some of them. I love alternate history which is probably why I usually prefer crossovers. I'm also currently learning Esperanto. I'm fascinated by invented languages. Mi lernas Esperanto nuntempe. Mi estas fascinita per lingvoj inventintaj. |
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Reasonable Doubt by Random Guise reviews
Movieverse. Eleven surviving jurors from the 1957 movie "12 Angry Men" have a reunion to discuss that fateful court case with, shall we say, a slight twist. I don't own these characters, but I have been on a jury before.
Twelve Angry Men - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,491 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/27 - Complete
Nothing's As Good by Marcus Rowland reviews
Buffy, an encounter in a cemetery, and a surprising new boyfriend. BtVS / Marvel Cinematic Universe Drabble. I have no excuses! Now with gratuitous extra chapters and more crossovers...
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Marvel - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 582 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/5 - Published: 6/7/2014 - Buffy S. - Complete
Life with Dickie by cacti cactus reviews
What if Stephanie never caught Dickie on the table with Joyce? An AU version of the Stephanie Plum series, following along and seeing what the series would have looked like if Stephanie was still with Dickie. (Obviously fanfiction with characters belonging to Janet Evanovich, no original characters) Eventual Babe HEA. Cupcake friendly.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 65 - Words: 136,170 - Reviews: 911 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 5/2 - Published: 7/7/2017 - Ranger M., Joe M., Stephanie P., Edna M./Grandma
Come to Dinner by Random Guise reviews
A short Easter follow up to the 1950 movie "Harvey", in which Miss Kelly meets up with Mr. Elwood P. Dowd after the events of the movie. I don't own these characters and haven't eaten a chocolate Easter bunny in years.
Harvey - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,627 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/11 - Complete
Prosecution for the Witness by Random Guise reviews
Movieverse. An extra-final scene to the 1958 movie "Witness for the Prosecution" which was based on the Agatha Christie play. At the end of the movie Christine Helm is going to be charged with killing Leonard Vole and Sir Wilfred Robarts rushes to defend her. Maybe he has second thoughts. I don't own these characters or a law book.
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,445 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/22 - Complete
Not the Years but the Mileage by Random Guise reviews
Crossover of "The No. 1 Ladies' Detective Agency" and the idea behind the novel "The Picture of Dorian Gray". Mma Precious Ramotse becomes aware of a mystery brought to her by Mr. JLB Matekoni and decides it bears further investigation. I don't own the show's characters but I've been on the end of a tow truck before.
Crossover - Misc. Tv Shows & Picture of Dorian Gray - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,189 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/19 - Complete
duck, duck, goose by displayheartcode reviews
When in doubt, release the goose. [Gender AU – M/M]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,364 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/27 - [Hermione G., Ron W.] - Complete
Muggle Fairy Tales Are Mad! by Meltha reviews
During the Horcrux hunt in book 7, Hermione tells the boys Muggle fairy tales to pass the time.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 236,183 - Reviews: 776 - Favs: 643 - Follows: 519 - Updated: 1/12 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Ron W., Hermione G.
Dad's Army - Vater's Volksturm by classicsitcom reviews
The Volksturm were the German equivalent of the British Home Guard. Here is an adventure with a Volksturm platoon who may seem quite familiar ! Complete story - one chapter
Dad's Army - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,218 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/25/2019 - Complete
Fertile Land by Random Guise reviews
Movieverse. I did a search for stories on "Paint Your Wagon" and found none. So here we see that not everyone is cut out to be a miner. I don't own these characters, and I'm more of a homebody than someone born under a Wandering Star.
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 821 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/17/2019 - Complete
For Want of the Woman by Schrodinger's Kat reviews
Ms Elizabeth Bennet had refused me. I'd never imagined this outcome; it was entirely outside my realm of experience. Therefore, upon entering my temporary quarters, I summoned the single remaining faculty at my disposal that could possibly save the situation. I summoned Jeeves. (In which Mr Darcy, with the help of his most capable manservant, attempts to win the girl in the end.)
Crossover - Pride and Prejudice & Jeeves - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 16 - Words: 18,530 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/7/2018 - Published: 8/12/2018 - [Mr. Darcy, Elizabeth] Mr. Wickham, Jeeves - Complete
This way comes by atomic muffin reviews
So, a magnificent Gryffindor, a gentle Ravenclaw, a just Slytherin and a valiant Hufflepuff walk into a magical castle...stop me if you already know that one. Reincarnated Pevensies at Hogwarts AU, Marauders Era. Post 'The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe' AU
Crossover - Harry Potter & Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 61,810 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 408 - Follows: 515 - Updated: 6/2/2018 - Published: 5/10/2016 - Edmund Pevensie, Lucy Pevensie, Peter Pevensie, Susan Pevensie
Spike's Very Bad, No Good Day by displayheartcode reviews
Spike's luck with blondes are usually 50/50, but most of the time they just want to kill him. [Crossover]
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Dresden Files - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 497 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/25/2016 - Spike, K. Murphy - Complete
Kitty's Night Out On The Town by Manchester reviews
A completely AU YAHF for one particular BtVS character seeing how that feline wasn't introduced until much later in the series as belonging to college students Willow and Tara years after a certain Halloween…
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,648 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/16/2015 - Complete
100 Words, 100 Theories (Sheldon Won't Shut Up) by Manchester reviews
The Pasadena guys land in Sunnydale sometime during the show's run, with their adventures set out in drabble form. Will our heroes survive life in this demon-haunted other California city?
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 934 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/19/2014 - Complete
The Revelatory Power of the Feminist Revolution is Obvious, Right? by DragonyPhoenix reviews
Willow and Anya trying to explain to Jeannie that she doesn't have to call anyone "Master".
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & I Dream of Jeannie - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 322 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/18/2014 - Anya J., Dawn S., Willow R., Jeannie - Complete
The Samuel Vimes Chronicles: Every Time We Meet A Dragon Turns Up by MistressParamore reviews
This is the reworked, final version of the previously chaptered fic. It is the first in what will be a series, looking at all of Vimes and Lady Sybils encounters through the series. The fic is (very) long, but chapters weren't really working. Hopefully the next ones will be shorter.
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 28,048 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/20/2013 - Sybil R., Sam Vimes - Complete
Pride and Prejudice and Voyager by NarcissaMalfoy1119 reviews
What happens when the holodeck malfunctions and the characters from Kathryn's favorite holo-novel suddenly appear on Voyager? My friend challenged me to write a VOY/P&P story and this is what I came up with. Rated T just to be safe. Pease R&R
Crossover - StarTrek: Voyager & Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,642 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/8/2013 - Chakotay, K. Janeway, Elizabeth, Mr. Darcy - Complete
Just a Little Friendly Game by Manchester reviews
Never have Buffy around during poker night. She always spoils it, somehow, even without meaning to do this.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Discworld - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 345 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/30/2012 - Clem, Death - Complete
How to Seduce Hercule Poirot by FancyFreeThinker101 reviews
Even the little grey cells are no match for les femmes...told from the view of the faithful Hastings.
Hercule Poirot series - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,007 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/26/2012 - Hercule Poirot
Pride and Prejudice: a parody by HasEveryPenNameBeenTaken reviews
Parodied scenes from Pride and Prejudice. Chapter 1 is Darcy's first proposal. Chapter 2 is Lizzy's confrontation with Lady Catherine at Longbourn.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,111 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/3/2011 - Published: 4/25/2011 - Complete
Letters to Father Christmas by Meltha reviews
Pretend for a moment that in the world of Harry Potter, Father Christmas is real. Here are letters some of the wizarding world might write to the jolly old elf.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 5,075 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 3/7/2010 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Complete
Deeds of Maidenly Unkindness by Marcus Rowland reviews
Buffy and Willow go off to teach in Britain. Will the school survive the experience? St. Trinians book and film crossover. Rating change for sexual innuendo.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & St. Trinian's - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 37,744 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 4/22/2009 - Published: 9/2/2003 - Buffy S. - Complete
Spirals by momentofbored reviews
AU. Only Lily survives the attack on Godric's Hollow. She makes her way to Hogwarts and meets up with Severus once more. LilySev angst, tension, and romance are running rampant throughout.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 39,178 - Reviews: 385 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 3/10/2009 - Published: 7/24/2007 - [Lily Evans P., Severus S.]
Another Year by marginaliana reviews
Five Wimseyverse birthdays. Crossover with Harry Potter.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Peter Wimsey - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,162 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/25/2007 - Complete
The Jersey Devil by vanillafluffy reviews
Dean has a close encounter with a taser and Sam shares a backseat with a drag queen. Crossover between the Plum novels by Janet Evanovich and Supernatural the TV series. The Winchesters do Trenton and things will never be the same!
Crossover - Janet Evanovich & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,840 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/31/2007 - Stephanie P., Dean W. - Complete
Jayne Eyre by Meltha reviews
The great novel Jayne Eyre comes to life before your gorram eyes. The crossover that had to be written. Extremely silly stuff. Now includes very silly slash. Seventh chapter added and now COMPLETE.
Crossover - Firefly & Jane Eyre - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,552 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/4/2006 - Published: 9/23/2006 - Jayne - Complete
Hiding Place by Marcus Rowland reviews
There's an explanation for Stephanie Plum's bad luck... 100word BtVS & Stephanie Plum crossover Drabble
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Janet Evanovich - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 162 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/23/2004 - Willow R., Stephanie P. - Complete
Meeting Easter by Wolffriend reviews
Wolf learns all about Easter in the Tenth Kingdom.
10th Kingdom - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,922 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/11/2000
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The Sorceress's Niece reviews
This is a gender switched version of "The Magician's Nephew". Paul Plummer and Digma Kirke have an amazing adventure and are involved in the creation of Nernya.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,002 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/5 - Published: 8/22/2019 - Andrew Ketterley, Digory Kirke, Jadis the White Witch, Polly Plummer
Susan After Narnia reviews
What happened to Susan after the train crash where the rest of the Pevensies died? She inherits Great Uncle Digory's (Professor Kirke) cottage and there finds two Talking Cats who pass on Aslan's message - her adventures are not over yet.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,899 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 4/13 - Published: 11/3/2012 - Susan Pevensie
Dad's Army Sees Things reviews
Captain Mainwaring and the Walmington-On-Sea platoon have the surprise of their lives when characters from Alice in Wonderland and the Chronicles of Narnia visit them one night while they're drilling in the church hall. A one shot story.
Crossover - Alice in Wonderland & Dad's Army - Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 665 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/6/2019 - Complete
The Lioness, the Warlock and the Wardrobe reviews
This is a gender swapped version of The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe as written in a parallel universe. During the Second World War, Peronel, Simon, Edwina and Luke Pevensey are sent away to a professor's house in the country where they discover a wardrobe, a portal to the magical world of Nernya.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 37,267 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/17/2019 - Published: 7/3/2018 - Complete
The Star Trek Original Series Uchronia reviews
Leonard & the Big Bang Theory gang go to a fancy dress party and end up switching places with the crew of the Starship Enterprise (original series). They have to deal with the voyage of the Starship Enterprise while trying to figure out how to get home. Meanwhile Captain Kirk & crew have the same problem in The Big Bang Theory universe.
Crossover - StarTrek: The Original Series & Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,375 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 12/3/2018 - Published: 10/20/2012 - J. Kirk, Spock, Leonard H., Sheldon C.
Stuart and Alice reviews
Set in a slightly different alternative universe of The Big Bang Theory. Stuart meets Alice (whom Leonard dated briefly). Alice asks him to work on a new comic with her and their relationship develops. But will Stuart's lack of dating experience hinder him in his attempts to win the girl?
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,351 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/1/2018 - Published: 1/16/2015 - Leonard H., Sheldon C., Penny, Stuart
Wickham and Willoughby Sing the Blues reviews
The rogues from Pride and Prejudice, and Sense and Sensibility, George Wickham and John Willoughby, chance to meet at an inn one night. And what will they discuss over several bottles of wine but their lost loves. A one shot story.
Crossover - Pride and Prejudice & Sense and Sensibility - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,689 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/30/2018 - Willoughby - Complete
Vanity Slair reviews
Vanity Fair with a Buffy twist. The classic tale of Vanity Fair with BTVS characters taking the main roles of the novel.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Vanity Fair - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,100 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/30/2017 - Published: 9/15/2012 - Angel, Buffy S., Spike, Willow R. - Complete
Prudence and Passion: Master Mair Bennet reviews
This story is set in a Pride and Prejudice where the gender roles are reversed. Two years after Elijah Bennet married Miss Darcy and John Bennet married Miss Bingley, Master Mair Bennet, the third brother, makes the momentous decision to find a wife.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 20,648 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/27/2017 - Published: 3/12/2016 - Kitty, Mary, Mr. Bennet, Mrs. Bennet - Complete
Putting Right What Once Went Wrong 2 - Mary Sutherland reviews
A different ending to the Sherlock Holmes story - A Case of Identity.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,433 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3/5/2016 - Dr. Watson, Mrs. Hudson, Sherlock Holmes - Complete
Putting Right What Once Went Wrong 1 reviews
First of series of short stories changing the endings that I hated of books, films, and TV shows. This one changes the ending of the finale of You, Me and the Apocalypse, a TV show about a group of people and the last few days before a comet strikes Earth.
You, Me and the Apocalypse - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 834 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/28/2015 - Ariel, Jamie, Rhonda, Rajesh - Complete
Ill Met By Moonlight reviews
Hercule Poirot is summoned to solve a murder mystery in a locked room at an English manor house and discovers echoes of an old crime.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Hercule Poirot series - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,479 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/24/2013 - Published: 9/15/2012 - Drusilla, Spike, Hercule Poirot, Captain Hastings - Complete
