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Joined 06-18-12, id: 4065870, Profile Updated: 10-15-18
Author has written 10 stories for Smurfs, Ninja Turtles, Harry Potter, and Descendants, 2015.

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A Father's Compromise by Accidental-Ducky reviews
Now, everyone knows that there's no real way to look intimidating when you appear to be a normal dad taking his daughter for a swimming lesson, that's just a fact and there's really no changing it, but if anyone can make a Soccer Dad intimidating without scaring his child, then it's James Moriarty. He hopes so, at least.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 21 - Words: 19,909 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 2/26/2017 - Published: 3/22/2015 - [J. Moriarty, Sebastian M./Seb] [Sherlock H., John W.] - Complete
SHIELD High by iColor With Crayons reviews
Avengers AU: S.H.I.E.L.D. High is a place where those with special talents can hone their skills and make friends along the way. The Avengers are included in this student body and are frequently getting into trouble. Let's see if they can stay out of trouble just long enough to walk across the stage at the end of the year!
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 117,637 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 2/5/2015 - Published: 7/26/2014 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S., Loki - Complete
Aromance by it's aro bitch reviews
"This woman was ruthless. Cruel. He had to stop her, had to warn John, had to bar all the exits with 2-by-4's and iron bars." Someone insulted John Watson. Revenge must be had. fem!Sherlock for reasons explained in the last author's note
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,209 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/11/2015 - Sherlock H., John W., DI Lestrade - Complete
Conversations in the Loo with Sherlock Holmes and John Watson by Cumberbatch Critter reviews
John was fairly sure that it had been an accident to start out with. And then, just like that, there WERE no personal boundaries.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,785 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/31/2014 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Most Important Thing (is Parenting Done Right) by Xnasha Minstrel reviews
There are some things in life that are more important than even the most crucial of debriefings or the most serious of board meetings. In the Stark-Rogers household, the most important thing is the reading of Where's My Cow? to little Peter at six PM every evening, no excuses. Superfamily!Oneshot
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,765 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/12/2014 - Complete
Blurred Lines by Lexifer666 reviews
AU based on the 2k12 episode Plan 10, if April and Casey hadn't been switched back right away. My take on how it would impact them and the entire group as the lines between gender and personal identity start to blur. (RE-EDITED) Rated T for:sexual confusion/situations, violence. Won 3rd for Best Overall Multi-chapter in the 2014-15 TMNT Mature Fanfiction Competition.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 76,165 - Reviews: 410 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 11/10/2014 - Published: 7/17/2014 - Donatello, Raphael, April O'Neil, Casey Jones - Complete
Their Forever Family by IaspiretobeDarcy828 reviews
In which the Avengers, in their own way, realize that they have found their family. Title is from "The Fosters". Stony and Clintasha. Long oneshot.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,981 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 17 - Published: 9/3/2014 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Swimming With Stony by IaspiretobeDarcy828 reviews
While swimming, Tony needs to be by Steve. Or else he loses it. Too bad the idiot of an agent that Fury sent over didn't get the message. Stony oneshot. Pretty fluffy.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,364 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 37 - Published: 8/31/2014 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S., OC - Complete
Anonymous by JustMadman reviews
Anonymous calls... and more?
Frozen - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,939 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/29/2014 - Published: 6/28/2014 - Anna, Elsa - Complete
Oswego High School Host Club by Evening Ego reviews
Thomas Smith sets out to become the best Tamaki Suoh cosplayer that Kana-Kon has ever seen! But before he can win the grand prize, he needs to collect the rest of his host club...
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 54 - Words: 120,718 - Reviews: 463 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 3/9/2013 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Tamaki S. - Complete
Small Ones by Determamfidd reviews
A fight with Amora the Enchantress leaves the Avengers... a little altered. Hulk isn't very impressed with this turn of events. Neither, as it turns out, is Bruce. A bit of deaging fun with the Avengers and Hulk. Written for a prompt on the kinkmeme. Oneshot.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,715 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 76 - Published: 1/12/2013 - Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
My Goddess is Greater by RiceForEveryone reviews
Black Star thinks that Zeus is awesome, but Hera... Not so awesome. If Black Star is going to be a god, his goddess will surely be way better than Hera. Black-StarXTsubaki. Hinted MakaXSoul if you turn your head and squint.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,118 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/20/2012 - Black Star, Tsubaki N. - Complete
A Home Through Time by LadyRaven-321 reviews
Seventeen smurfs are traveling through time – unsure if they will find their way home. Their recent trip ends up sending them to the future. R&R Please and Thank you.
Smurfs - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 49,081 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 11/21/2012 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Papa Smurf, Brainy, Hefty, Smurfette - Complete
Do You Hate Me? by SmallSunshine reviews
Brainy has an important question to ask Grouchy and Gutsy, but gets an answer that he wasn't expecting. Takes place a few weeks after the movie, so the Smurfs have already been to New York. I seriously love the 'big brother-little brother' relationship these three have. Oneshot, please R&R!
Smurfs - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,121 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/11/2012 - Complete
Baby Avengers by livin-la-vida-loki-d reviews
"Natasha never wanted children... However, fate sometimes has an uncanny ability of taking what you want, stomping on it, and laughing in your face." Loki turns four of the Avengers, and himself into children, leaving Clint and Natasha as their surrogate "parents" until a cure is found. Rated T for language and adult themes.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 49,545 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 795 - Follows: 412 - Updated: 10/7/2012 - Published: 7/31/2012 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Baby Mine by Resonae reviews
Clint gets a face full of alien ooze, turning him into a tiny two year old. Steve and Tony may be enjoying this change a little too much. Basically a pot full of honey-fluff.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,359 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 597 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 9/12/2012 - Published: 9/6/2012 - Hawkeye/Clint B., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Aging by The Emcee reviews
The Avengers have just captured Loki…again. As a parting gift, Loki managed to cast a spell on Clint that reduced him to a toddler and made him age one year after different amounts of time pass by. Immediately, Clint becomes attached to Bruce and that leads to some interesting circumstances. Bruce/Clint with mentions of Steve/Tony, Natasha/Pepper, and Thor/Loki. One-shot. Slash.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,960 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 53 - Published: 6/21/2012 - Hawkeye/Clint B., Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
SCARED by SmurfyFriend reviews
Scaredy smurf has been scared all his life... but why is he so scared of Traveler smurf? Smurfette's determined to find out! oneshot. WARNING: MATURE CONTENT. CONTAINS SLASH AND GENERALLY UNSMURFY SITUATIONS.
Smurfs - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,571 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/27/2012 - Scaredy, Hefty - Complete
The Cure by SmurfyFriend reviews
Vanity has lived in fear of Tracker smurf his whole life... But will a mysterious illness aflicting his beloved cause him even more fear... Or even smurf him right over the edge? Slash warning. R&R!
Smurfs - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 42,872 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/24/2012 - Published: 3/6/2012 - Vanity, Farmer - Complete
The Clumsy Project by SmurfyFriend reviews
Brainy and Clumsy smurf 's day in the woods went bad when Clumsy turned terribly ill. With time running out, Brainy discovers a hidden truth about his best friend.Can Brainy handle the truth Clumsy has under the surface?Told from Brainy's POV. R&R
Smurfs - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,128 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/10/2012 - Published: 2/20/2012 - Brainy, Clumsy
A Ninja Turtle Christmas by New.York.Celt reviews
Kate's first Christmas with the Turtles. Slight spoilers for my story 'The Oracle of Green.' Let's get into the green spirit Turtles/OC
Ninja Turtles - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,877 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/24/2011 - Donatello, Leonardo - Complete
Zimeo and Gaziet? by Lilly Winters reviews
What happens when Gaz and Zim are forced to audition for the Hi-Skool play, Romeo and Juliet? And what happens when they may land the lead roles? A whole lot! Zagr!
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,659 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 8/1/2011 - Published: 7/24/2011 - Zim, Gaz - Complete
Alone On the Water by MadLori reviews
Sherlock is diagnosed with a terminal illness. Warning: angst like whoa.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,210 - Reviews: 5588 - Favs: 12,934 - Follows: 1,727 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
How Things Smurf by LadyRaven-321 reviews
Two smurfs are surprised when they wake up 500 years in the future. How did they get there? And what happened to the home they once knew? NOTE: This story has been revised. Please read, enjoy, and don't forget to review. Thank you!
Smurfs - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 82,629 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/30/2008 - Published: 8/10/2006 - Brainy, Hefty, OC - Complete
Return to the Smurfette Village by LadyRaven-321 reviews
After their first visit to the Smurf Village it is time to take the smurfettes home. But something's not right, are the smurfette's home in danger? What is in store for their future? UPDATED: with fixed grammar and added smurfette characters. COMPLETE R&R Please and Thank you!
Smurfs - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 47,972 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/14/2005 - Published: 1/29/2005 - Hefty, OC - Complete
The Smurfette Village by LadyRaven-321 reviews
The Smurf dam bursts one stormy night, and Hefty Smurf is swept away. He drifts out to sea, and in an ironic twist, eventually ends up on a distance shore near a village of Smurfettes. COMPLETED! *Revised with corrected grammar with added characters!* Enjoy!
Smurfs - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 42,572 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 10/14/2004 - Published: 6/7/2004 - Hefty, OC - Complete
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Why Wouldn't I? reviews
Harry's friends aren't too fond of him dating Draco, even if he has changed throughout the years. They're even more doubtful of Harry's plan to propose to him. Turns out they aren't the only ones. (Inspired by a Tumblr post that I can't find the original source for)
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,611 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/26/2017 - [Draco M., Harry P.] - Complete
The Jacket reviews
Jay lends Carlos his lettermen jacket. Carlos has doubts. Sequel to Awkward Date But Pretty Okay.
Descendants, 2015 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,511 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 21 - Published: 9/27/2016 - [Jay, Carlos] - Complete
Awkward Date But Pretty Okay reviews
Jay and Carlos' first date is awkward but it pretty okay at the end. Sequel to New Love New Begins.
Descendants, 2015 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,052 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/6/2015 - [Jay, Carlos] - Complete
Mother Dear reviews
Evie finally tells her mother that she's fallen in love with not a prince but the son of one of her worst enemies. She doesn't react well and Evie has to decide if she'll continue living under her mother's thumb or liver own life. One-shot.
Descendants, 2015 - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,239 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 33 - Published: 8/3/2015 - [Evie, Doug] - Complete
New Love New Begins reviews
Jay has loved Carlos for the longest time and now that they don't have to go back to the island he is determined to act on those feelings. To bad he doesn't know how. Lucky he has Mal to help him. Just a little JayXCarlos because I see that there is not enough of them and I figured someone needs to write about them.
Descendants, 2015 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,206 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 84 - Published: 8/1/2015 - [Jay, Carlos] Mal - Complete
The Ninja Girls reviews
The Turtles learn that their not the only ninjas in town, and that this new friendship can lead to some romance. Thats all I'm saying read it and find out! Rated T for swearing. (DISCONTINUED)
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 77,037 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/23/2015 - Published: 7/1/2012 - Leonardo, Donatello, Raphael, Michelangelo
Once upon a heated day reviews
Everyone knows that Donatello doesn't like Casey Jones. But what if Casey is just the opposite? What if he wants to get to know our favorite purple clad turtle? Maybe in a much more intimate level. (DISCONTINUED)
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,859 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 5/13/2014 - Published: 1/18/2014 - [Donatello, Casey Jones]
Tea Girl reviews
One-shot! After Slash and Destroy when Leo had tea with that little girl; who was that little girl and did "Mr. Turtle's" visit mean more to her then previously thought. Based on a picture I saw and thought it make a cute story :)
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,402 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/23/2014 - Leonardo - Complete
Things I'm Not Suppose To Do In Hogwarts reviews
A troublesome new student attends Hogwarts! Just random funny stuff :) One-shot!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,557 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/8/2014 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., OC - Complete
We found love reviews
When Brainette gets humiliated in front of the entire village Brainy is there to comfort her but, will love bloom in the possess is what Brainette fears the most. And when her worst enemy loses her family will Brainette let her past emotions slid to help her? Join the smurfs and smurfettes on an adventure of love, healing, forgiveness, and friendship.
Smurfs - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,232 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/7/2012 - Published: 6/30/2012 - Brainy - Complete