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 Author has written 3 stories for Harry Potter. Hey Thanks for stopping by! I love to sing and dance and laugh and twirl and make silly faces and rant about nothing. Writing is my passion and music is my soul. I get a high off of proving people wrong and I'm addicted to orange tic-tacs and watching movies. My God is Gary Oldman. My favorite colors are blue and silver, I belong to Slytherin, I adore cats of all shapes and sizes, and sappy, cheesy moments are my guilty pleasure. I have an invisible dog named Lucky who is one day going to help me take over the world. I also have an army of killer mutant ninja penguins. My home planet is Saturn. I am hoplessly in love with all fictional bad boys. Johnny Depp is my father. One day I will marry Tom Felton. I am going to name my twin boys Henrie Christopher and Nicolas Jonathan . My little girl will be named Elliot Mae, Ellie Mae for short. I wish to own a German Sheperd to name Darcy, after Mr. Darcy. I can quote Pirates of the Caribbean and Pride and Prejudice word for word. I memorize poems for fun. I don't like people. My two kittens, Memphis and Neko, mean more to me than any human ever will. Memphis is my best friend. My role model is my Pysch/Anat teacher, and Gary Oldman, along with Confucius. I believe in horoscopes and zodiacs and all that. I'm a pig, and I match with the dog. My anatomy teacher is a dog and I get along amazingly with him. Gary Oldman is a dog. Are you following? I have a twisted, pathetic, and hopeless obsession with couples that are NEVER going to happen. For example, Draco and Hermione, Sirius and Hermione, Tom Riddle and Hermione, Fred and Hermione, Basically anyone and Hermione (excepting Ron, Harry, or Snape), Maka and Kidd, Sesshomaru and Kagome, Katara and Zuko, to name a few. I am part Vampire, part Werewolf. I don't sleep at night, I bite, and I work best on full moons. Beware. I write! Check out my writings at multiple places! So, for old time's sake, come to the Dark Side. We may have lied about the Cookies, but we have Draco Malfoy, and he's better than cookies. |
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The Serpent, the Witch and the Broom Closet by bitchywitchy reviews
When Hermione and Draco get stuck inside a broom closet for part of the holidays, they both change. But can they come back for their seventh year and finish, despite all the drama and twists and turns happening? Set in Hogwarts: EWE. Slightly OOC. Rated M for language and dark themes. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 110,147 - Reviews: 1445 - Favs: 3,035 - Follows: 1,373 - Updated: 2/4/2016 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
His Boy by The-Shy-Quiet-One reviews
Peter Pettigrew has been captured and Sirius Black has been cleared of all charges. Now he is determined to raise his godson as his dead best friends wanted. Little Potter characters and humor ensues.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 50 - Words: 251,437 - Reviews: 2303 - Favs: 2,669 - Follows: 1,742 - Updated: 11/30/2013 - Published: 3/8/2011 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
It's About Time by Koukla22 reviews
Struggling to adjust after being sent back to the Marauder's time, Hermione finds the love she's always yearned for, but at what cost? If James Potter is the man of her dreams then why can't she stop thinking about his best friend?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 114,351 - Reviews: 428 - Favs: 729 - Follows: 394 - Updated: 2/17/2013 - Published: 3/19/2007 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
Blood tastes like coffee by Ghost White reviews
Tony has been afraid of Shield finding out about him and Loki's secret relationship since it started four months ago but as Fury's voice comes over a loud speaker from outside the small restaurant, he's happy. Or would be if he wasn't so busy trying not to die. Frostiron, no smut. Warning for excessive use of swear words and somewhat traumatic scenes. Guns and gore.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,286 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 47 - Published: 8/16/2012 - Loki, Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Summer of the Dragon by Lena Phoria reviews
3 years after the war Hermione takes a break from Ron and accepts a summer job collecting supplies for Ollivander's wands. What she doesn't expect is having to work with Draco Malfoy, who's more haunted by his past than she ever would have believed. Together they will travel the world, fight dragons, conquer demons and maybe find exactly what they're looking for. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 208,893 - Reviews: 1184 - Favs: 2,863 - Follows: 1,196 - Updated: 7/28/2012 - Published: 2/5/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
A Little Flip by remuslives reviews
The Order of the Phoenix sends adult Hermione into the past with a mission, but it's not to change history or have fun. Time turner fic. Remus/Hermione. Now Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 42,154 - Reviews: 1452 - Favs: 2,345 - Follows: 1,031 - Updated: 7/26/2012 - Published: 5/5/2011 - Hermione G., Remus L. - Complete
The Zabini Test by luckintheair04 reviews
Did I really want to stop finding out if the girl I was dating reliable or not? All those morons I had tried, had flounced off to Blaise with just one glance. So we devised a plan. I meet a girl; plan a date at the muggle café where Blaise will "coincidently" pass by. I introduce him to the girl and watch how she deals with Blaise's 'irresistible' charm. That was the Zabini Test.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,686 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 74 - Published: 7/15/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
After Eights by Epona's Chosen reviews
They stared at each other, lust in their eyes and Hermione giggled softly once she'd gotten her breath back. "You taste of After Eights." Draco's gaze became incredulous. "I taste of what?" "After Eights," Hermione repeated. "You've never heard of them?" "Of course not, they sound ridiculous." He said, rolling his eyes. Draco helps a crying Hermione on the night of the Yule Ball.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,261 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 29 - Published: 7/11/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
A Thin Red Thread by hannahroar reviews
"An invisible red thread connects those destined to meet, regardless of time, place, or circumstances. The thread may stretch or tangle, but never break." - Ancient Chinese Proverb
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,558 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 6/27/2012 - Published: 3/22/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
Home to Texas by Reparata reviews
Sheldon leaves Pasadena and his career and returns home, broken and betrayed. The people in his life unwillingly come to his rescue. He has found a life for himself that is satisfying. Will he want to go back? Sheldon/Penny Complete in a fluffy manner you all seem to get off on.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 32,319 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 449 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 6/26/2012 - Published: 5/18/2012 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Twixt the Twins by Katalina Resolute reviews
Hermione Granger was always a bright girl. Entering Hogwarts a year early surely would have no negative effect on her, that is, unless you count meeting the Twins.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,497 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 6/22/2012 - Published: 12/20/2011 - Hermione G., Fred W.
Sprite by Resonae reviews
Tony Stark doesn't do jealous. Or at least, that's what he keeps telling himself. For a prompt on Tumblr, Tony/Clint, IronHawk slash.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,108 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 29 - Published: 6/18/2012 - Hawkeye/Clint B., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
The Apocalypse Realization by MarieofIlledra reviews
In a casual conversation about the zombie apocalypse, Leonard realizes something about the relationship between his ex and his roommate.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,891 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 399 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 6/15/2012 - Published: 6/1/2012 - Penny, Sheldon C. - Complete
Testing Your Tolerance by CherriLuvsMusic reviews
To Draco, Hermione is a stuck-up know it all. To Hermione, Draco is an annoying ferret. Neither one can stand the other. But when they hold a bet that requires them to start dating, things will end in disaster. Or will they? Read and Review! Complete! First fic, quite OOC.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 52,328 - Reviews: 1394 - Favs: 666 - Follows: 303 - Updated: 6/12/2012 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Man Who Can't Be Moved by Bookworm045 reviews
No one has ever encountered a situation such as this before. Draco Malfoy has positioned himself outside an ice cream parlour and declared he won't move until the girl he loves forgives him. One-shot. Fluff.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,648 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/11/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Window Notes by boshrocks reviews
Fred and Hermione pass notes to each other in the windows. Humour, Romance and silliness to follow. inspired by Taylor Swift music video 'You Belong With Me'. a hell of a lot better than the summary since i stink at writing them. reviews welcome
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,356 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 6/4/2012 - Published: 4/18/2012 - Fred W., Hermione G.
To Poisons and Their Antidotes by thegirlinthedeathfrisbee reviews
Every poison has their antidote. Sherlock will meet the antidote to his poison in the most unlikely of ways. AU. University Johnlock. R/R s'il vous plait!
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 71,310 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 719 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 5/23/2012 - Published: 4/29/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Shield Applications by certifiably reviews
In which a car explodes, Captain America does not throw his shield, Hawkeye borrows the keys, and Tony's day has never been so stupid.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,644 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 437 - Follows: 52 - Published: 5/12/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Have a Nice Day! by Speechwriter reviews
Tom Riddle: secret, brilliant heir to the biggest company in the world, VoldeMart. Hermione Granger: sent to his prestigious school on full scholarship because VoldeMart outsourced her parents' jobs to China. Bridges burn. Sparks fly. M for language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 130,892 - Reviews: 973 - Favs: 1,417 - Follows: 544 - Updated: 4/21/2012 - Published: 7/5/2010 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Never Again by Twilight Zephyr reviews
Steve and Tony have an argument, when Steve gets back, he finds Tony crawling along the floor of his lab. Steve/Tony ; kink meme fill
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,959 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 522 - Follows: 93 - Published: 4/21/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
The Sheldon Shenanigan by Darkly Dreaming reviews
Set after The Impala Improbability. Sheldon, with Penny's help, takes the opportunity to shock his coworkers into silence.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,161 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 73 - Published: 4/11/2012 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
He Noticed Her by StarxBright reviews
JK Rowling once said that she almost put Hermione Granger with Fred Weasley.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 42,722 - Reviews: 438 - Favs: 804 - Follows: 435 - Updated: 4/10/2012 - Published: 10/13/2011 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
Conquering Her Nightmares by magical-mystery-girl reviews
"Finally figure out that she comes in here crying every night did you?" George commented,Fred looked surprised,"You knew she came in here all the time and didn't tell me?" Hermione's been having nightmares and Fred is the only one she'll talk to. R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,662 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 38 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
Here I Dreamt I Was A Rosier by Nautical Paramour reviews
Opening her eyes, Hermione became acutely aware that she was not in her bed, or even in Gryffindor tower. Panic quickly set in when she cataloged all of the places she could be and none of them matched the pretty princess room she was in. Hermione Granger has woken up in 1944 and must learn to exist with her "family" and their friends...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 56,481 - Reviews: 908 - Favs: 1,617 - Follows: 643 - Updated: 3/18/2012 - Published: 7/6/2011 - [Hermione G., Tom R. Jr.] Evan R., Druella B. - Complete
The Probable Infectious Premise by Trisha Uchiha reviews
There is a bug going around Pasadena and Sheldon tires as hard as he can to prevent from catching it but when Penny gets sick he steps up and takes care of her just as she did when he was ill. One-Shot. Sheldon/Penny
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,685 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 35 - Published: 3/16/2012 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
The Inverted Disposition Dare by Trisha Uchiha reviews
Written for Jislane. The gang vote in favor of daring Sheldon and Penny to switch roles for a day. When they become aware that they miss what makes them who they are, they realize their attraction for one another. Sheldon/Penny
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,280 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 42 - Published: 3/16/2012 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
The Threat of Change by NightlyBlueDemons reviews
The arrival of Sheldon's brother George forces him to realise that maybe he's not as immune to the female sex as he had thought. Could Mrs Cooper's dreams finally be coming true? Shenny pairing of course .
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,873 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 470 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 3/12/2012 - Published: 10/24/2011 - Penny, Sheldon C. - Complete
Much Better Than Doing Lines by blissedoutvixen reviews
Hermione gets detention with a certain Professor. Of age, 7th year Hermione. BDSM. Shameless smut, but with dashes of romance and sweetness.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 39,190 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 1,046 - Follows: 416 - Updated: 2/7/2012 - Published: 9/18/2011 - Hermione G., Remus L. - Complete
Snipe by Wizards-Pupil reviews
The greatest adventure of Hermione's life started when she got lost in the woods. If she'd known how much trouble she was about to get herself into, she might have stayed home with her books. But then, Hermione had never been one to say no to a challenge
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 113 - Words: 266,273 - Reviews: 4516 - Favs: 2,899 - Follows: 1,087 - Updated: 1/15/2012 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
The Deficiencies of Sheldon Cooper by ThreeJays reviews
*ONESHOT* He always thought it was a matter of inclination. Amy believes it's something more. Penny thinks they're both insane, & she intends to prove it. Penny/Sheldon Pairing
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,848 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 20 - Published: 11/25/2011 - Penny, Sheldon C. - Complete
Ultima ratio by Winterblume reviews
Ultima ratio - the last resort. At last the day of the Final Battle against Lord Voldemort has come. Harry, Ron and Hermione fight bravely against their nemesis - but then something goes wrong. And Hermione finds herself alone in a precarious situation.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 54 - Words: 772,571 - Reviews: 4501 - Favs: 5,061 - Follows: 2,133 - Updated: 11/6/2011 - Published: 5/2/2009 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
This Curse to Bear by frostykitten reviews
"You're going to help me kiss all the girls in Hogwarts until I find the one that's going to save my life?" He asked. She wrinkled her nose in distaste, knowing she was going to regret this. "Yes." Draco's a Veela, Hermione helps him find his mate. DM/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 81,492 - Reviews: 1700 - Favs: 4,917 - Follows: 1,797 - Updated: 9/13/2011 - Published: 4/20/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Pink and Blue by PrankBook reviews
Fred Weasley's wife has been leaving tiny pink and blue socks all over the flat and Fred can't seem to figure out why.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 881 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
365 days and counting by Halanime reviews
Seryou and Yuzuru have been dating for a year now, but they haven't gone any further than kissing. Maybe it's time to take their relationship to the next level... This fanfic is for all those Seven Days fans who just can't get enough of this couple!
Seven Days - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,545 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 8/16/2011 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Complete
That's My Boy! by Kanna37 reviews
A seven year old Sesshoumaru meets a seven year old Kagome, and decides its time to learn the Inuyoukai courting rites - to his father's rather strained pride.
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 932 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 1,101 - Follows: 236 - Published: 8/11/2011 - Sesshōmaru, Kagome H. - Complete
The Rest is History by land law is for losers reviews
Annoyed, Harry cast a quick Silencio over Ron, before turning back at Hermione and Tom and raising an eyebrow. Sequel to "So You Charmed Your Closet, Then?"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 838 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 25 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Tom R. Jr., Hermione G. - Complete
So You Charmed Your Closet, Then? by land law is for losers reviews
Imagine Harry and Ron's surprise when they visit Hermione in her flat one day and find a half-naked Tom Riddle squished uncomfortably in her closet. Crack. Sequel up.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 930 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 38 - Published: 7/13/2011 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Just A Little Girl by nightwalker21492 reviews
"Ms. Granger, I am going to tell you this once and I hope to never have to repeat it as I have great faith in people." He said as he stared up at the castle. "But there are some out there," he sighed. "that cannot be helped." SONGFIC.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,265 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/29/2011 - Hermione G., Remus L. - Complete
Only The Good Die Young by SequoiaM reviews
Fred convinces Hermione to sneak out after hours with him. What could possibly happen?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,043 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/15/2011 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
Truth or Dare at the Burrow by Wizards-Pupil reviews
A simple game of truth or dare becomes a wild ride when you put this group together. "Do you ever have sex dreams about Snape?" "Yes..." Challange fic! Rated T for suggestive themes and Language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,734 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 511 - Follows: 97 - Published: 6/13/2011 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
Love Lost by Misaki234 reviews
When Hermione is constantly bugged by her immature friends she seeks refuge in the library, only to be joined by Sirius Black. Once there they soon realise they have far more in common than they first thought...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,049 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 5/25/2011 - Published: 6/19/2010 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
Never Underestimate Hermione Granger by aprilonfebruary reviews
"You were saying, pug-face?" She smirked. Pansy just stood there, shocked at what she saw. Hermione turned and faced Draco who was obviously gaping at her. Her smirk became more definite.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,073 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 59 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
A Purely Academic Driven Proposal by mfig reviews
Sheldon is curious about human mating rituals.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,081 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 42 - Published: 2/26/2011 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
What the Room Requires by Alydia Rackham reviews
Hermione is the one who finds Draco weeping in the bathroom. He flees. She chases him into the Room of Requirement, and the room forces them to face their greatest fears together in order to find the door.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 111,821 - Reviews: 4592 - Favs: 7,451 - Follows: 2,153 - Updated: 2/10/2011 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
A Safe Place to Hide by Flaignhan reviews
She had asked for a safe place to hide, and she had been given just that.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 35,876 - Reviews: 632 - Favs: 1,784 - Follows: 463 - Updated: 2/7/2011 - Published: 11/4/2010 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
The Adjective Game by cr8vgrl reviews
ONESHOT! Fred wants Hermione to play the Adjective Game with him, but will a simple game get out of hand when they start speaking their feelings, or was it all part of his plan? Post-War fic
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,737 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 534 - Follows: 80 - Published: 1/13/2011 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
My First Kiss by Mark of a Raven reviews
People always assumed my first kiss belonged to Viktor Krum. Silly, as I never said anything of the sort.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,208 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
Stephen by The.Dust.Of.Jack reviews
On a visit to a psychiatric hospital on a case, Sherlock bumps into a mystery by the name of John Watson.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,183 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/6/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Watson vs Holmes by katkin reviews
"John?" "Hmm?" "Who would win in a fight to the death?" "Humans vs. robots?" "No, I mean Sherlock vs. John. In a fight, who would win?" There can only be one winner...
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,283 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 40 - Published: 10/21/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Temporality by fangirlwithak reviews
In order to prevent the destruction of the wizarding world, Hermione Granger goes back in time to work behind the scenes. However, she underestimates two very important factors: refashioning her life in a completely different reality... and Sirius Black.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 51,189 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 1,426 - Follows: 231 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
Tempora Abducto by Flaignhan reviews
Inconveniently it's the things that need fixing the most which are often irreparable.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 53,224 - Reviews: 667 - Favs: 1,639 - Follows: 500 - Updated: 10/1/2010 - Published: 11/9/2009 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Resurrection by acata reviews
When Hermione finds out her parents are dead, she throws herself into work. During her research, she finds a journal written by the apprentice of the man who created the Veil. HG/SB
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 24 - Words: 66,573 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 9/13/2010 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
A cup of tea and a mystery by CorvidCoccinelle reviews
John Watson is making a cuppa at 221b Baker St when he finds something which changes the relationship between the good doctor and the world's only consulting detective. Slashy fun and the start to my mysteries which begin with 'Do Not Pass Go'.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,900 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 683 - Follows: 60 - Published: 8/17/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Parenting Prep by makesmewonderx3 reviews
She gave a warm smile to each of us, taking a look around the large classroom. "Your primary assignment will be to experience pregnancy with a partner that will be assigned to you." *Disregards DH!*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 60 - Words: 71,506 - Reviews: 1079 - Favs: 792 - Follows: 391 - Updated: 5/26/2010 - Published: 3/31/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Finding the Proper Tenses by Lady Lioness reviews
Sheldon wakes up to a problem. SHELDON/PENNY
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,629 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 45 - Published: 3/26/2010 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Their Real World by Come Dancing reviews
Fred and George test Angelina's ability to tell them apart before George risks his heart on her, with her failing their test he's shocked when a certain bookworm tells him apart from his twin with ease. What follows is her showing him his world. Review!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,462 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 50 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
Wait for the Song to Stop by Flaignhan reviews
“I'm not asking,” he informed her. “Dance with me. See? No question mark. No upwards inflection to insinuate that it's a question. Nothing of the sort. Get up.”
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,279 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 476 - Follows: 89 - Published: 12/12/2009 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Foreign Territories by cr8vgrl reviews
“Do you even know what mascara is, darling?” Fred teased her. “Yes, I believe that it’s somewhere close to Africa, right?” she mocked. He rolled his eyes. "That's Madagascar." She shrugged. "Same difference. They're both foreign territories to me."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,872 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 28 - Published: 10/29/2009 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
Falling by Silver Ash reviews
“Look at me,” he gently commanded. “I Will Not Let You Fall…Do you believe me?” “I believe you.” She was afraid of falling out of the sky and falling for him. Hermione/Fred HG/FW. Full story to be posted within 2 weeks.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,325 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 455 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 10/1/2009 - Published: 9/17/2009 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
Lines and Healing by SheWolfHermione reviews
I will not speak out...I will not speak out...I will not speak. Hermione wrote out the last of her sentence. 104. She counted over the times she had written that line. Written for 2009 Semtember Twins Exchange challenge. One-shot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,504 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 28 - Published: 9/18/2009 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
Better Than Coffee by angelically-devilish reviews
After a night of drinking, Hermione opens her eyes to a hangover, a laughing animagus, and a house devoid of coffee. What’s a girl to do to get over her caffeine craving? Gift for GrandeVanillaSkimLatte
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,002 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 414 - Follows: 69 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
Butterfly Kisses by Liquid Laughter reviews
She knows that the final storm that’s been looming on the horizon for three years now is about to break loose. And she’s standing in the Room of Requirement, wondering who they’re going to lose.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,087 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/21/2009 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
His by shadowglove reviews
When his future self came to him while he was in first year and told him to strike at Harry Potter's strength, Tom had thought he'd meant to kill the girl, Hermione. But somehow, with the help of his Time Turner, Tom ended up making her his instead.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,313 - Reviews: 344 - Favs: 1,813 - Follows: 453 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Ask Me Before Someone Else Does by wyredsisters reviews
In her fourth year, Hermione Granger finds herself in a relationship. With Fred Weasley. Can she keep it from her best friends? And what happens when Ron realizes that he wants to be in a relationship with Hermione as well? DH spoilers! Completed!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 36,809 - Reviews: 388 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 3/10/2009 - Published: 1/15/2009 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
Restricted by Flaignhan reviews
What harm ever came from reading a book? TRHG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 35,491 - Reviews: 642 - Favs: 2,117 - Follows: 458 - Updated: 1/2/2009 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Waiting For Dawn by Magick reviews
And there was nothing but blood, and breath, and time…" When two people have nothing left to desire, when they have lost the light at the end of the tunnel sometimes it takes another person to relight that candle. TomHermione, TRHG. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 38,311 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 445 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 12/10/2008 - Published: 8/25/2007 - Tom R. Jr., Hermione G. - Complete
A Slight Complication by Panny reviews
Hermione made one last request before joining Harry in his hunt for the Horcruxes. Unfortunately that request would have long lasting repercussions for both her and the man involved. FredxHermione
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,625 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 488 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 10/9/2008 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
Just Let Me Wake Up Already by Kako reviews
What would you do if you went into a pensieve, and then found that you couldn't leave? What if the only person who could see you was your arch-nemesis? You'd haunt him and try and make his life miserable, of course. HG/TR
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 70,768 - Reviews: 404 - Favs: 729 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 10/1/2008 - Published: 3/1/2008 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Just One of the Guys by remuslives reviews
Hermione is tired of being just one of the guys but refuses let it change her. Fred takes notice of her and George helps. FredXHermione. Story takes place starting with OotP through the books and into post-Hogwarts era. Complete! R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 71,111 - Reviews: 1991 - Favs: 3,050 - Follows: 784 - Updated: 9/17/2008 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
Backfire! by Korquee reviews
A backfiring potion sends Fred running to Hermione for help. His only cure? A certain bookworm's first kiss. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,395 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 32 - Published: 9/16/2008 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
Change Back by Flaignhan reviews
She starts doing what is easy, instead of doing what is right. Sequel to Change. TRHG.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,825 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 55 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Change by Flaignhan reviews
Respect. Morals. Games. Pleasure. Three of those things, they share. On one of them they have a difference of opinion. TRHG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,262 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 574 - Follows: 111 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Tom R. Jr., Hermione G. - Complete
How To Romance A Weasley Twin In Ten Easy Steps by know-it-all-bookworm reviews
Completely AU. Involves whoopee cushions, ears, love birds, and pranks.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,169 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 385 - Follows: 53 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
Twenty Truths About Mai and Katara by Mistress of Sarcasm reviews
Maybe, just maybe, they were never that different to begin with. A friendship of ice and silver in twenty truths.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,291 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 25 - Published: 7/24/2008 - Mai, Katara - Complete
Misdirected Passion by Panny reviews
It was the same damned argument they seemed the have every month. Hermione’s throat already felt hoarse from yelled and Fred was so red in the face she thought he might pass out. She’d have been worried if she wasn’t so angry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 871 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/27/2008 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
Magnetic Attraction by ellamalfoy8 reviews
After a spell goes wrong in class Draco and Mione can't separate because of a magnetic attraction. Drama follows when they learn they can't stop touching, literally. Will they end up killing each other, or will they keep each others secrets? DMHG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 75,852 - Reviews: 2512 - Favs: 2,959 - Follows: 1,223 - Updated: 5/16/2008 - Published: 3/11/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Time Crash by AnkouBlake reviews
McGonagall acts upon mysterious orders given to her in a letter, left to her by Dumbledore and unknowingly sets events into action that could change the future of the Wizarding World forever. Some DH spoliers I guess. AU, too. Rated to be safe. Angst too!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 25 - Words: 68,013 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 5/6/2008 - Published: 2/4/2008 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Penny for your Thoughts? by HermioneTwin reviews
When a potion accidentally allows Fred to read Hermione’s thoughts, what exactly will he discover? He might just be in for some shocking revelations! Hermione/Fred! one-shot!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,749 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 41 - Published: 3/31/2008 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
Unresolved Issues by Lara Zed reviews
Fred corners Hermione at George's wedding; there are a few questions he needs answered. Completed oneshot. Challenge from worldsapart!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,512 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 604 - Follows: 92 - Published: 3/11/2008 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
Through the Tears by AmOrFoReVeRmOrE reviews
Everyone is dead except Hermione. No one else survives the final battle and before Voldemort can get the chance to kill her, she decides to go back in time to face the problem before it can begin. HGTR
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 35,860 - Reviews: 408 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 3/2/2008 - Published: 10/15/2007 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
The Best Birthday Ever by 9siriusgirl9 reviews
One Shot. Fred's alone on his birthday, so Hermione spends it with him. Just a fluffy little FW/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,831 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 21 - Published: 2/26/2008 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
Snowed In by Lady Mage reviews
Hermione & Fred. Really, the whole thing was rather embarrassing when she thought about it. Being interrogated by Fred about her kissing experience? Now that was something she never thought would happen.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,542 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/15/2008 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
That Line by sellthelie reviews
Right now, that line doesn't exist. FredxHermione
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,653 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 1/2/2008 - Published: 12/13/2007 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
The Grand Plan by sellthelie reviews
Ron hides WWW's mistletoe, hoping to catch Hermione she gets caught with each of his bros instead. FredHermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 706 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 28 - Published: 12/21/2007 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
Fat by Lara Zed reviews
Hermione is heartbroken, but that's not all... Fred tries to find out why she's so upset. Oneshot. Please R&R.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,827 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 547 - Follows: 73 - Published: 12/15/2007 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
Taking the Advantage by Lady Mage reviews
Hermione & Fred. When Hermione gets mad at Fred for trying out his products on first and second years, he offers to take her to the kitchens for dinner to make up for it...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,034 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/14/2007 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
Instant Darkness Generates Instant Love by HermioneTwin reviews
Fred needs help with a certain new product of his. Hermione hesitantly accepts but will she regret her decision once the lights go out? What could possibly happen to our cute little twosome once total darkness surrounds them? HermioneFred! oneshot!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,172 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 19 - Published: 10/15/2007 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
Dry Your Eyes, Mate by Flaignhan reviews
Hermione didn't think her smile could get much wider, but it did, and she disappeared into her dormitory.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,267 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 32 - Published: 9/16/2007 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
Back of his Hand by Binakka reviews
Fred has just left a particulary painful detention with Umbridge when he sees the one person he never wanted to see him cry... FWHG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,353 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/28/2007 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
Lack of Many a Thing I Sought by sing-oldsongs reviews
Fred Weasley has the sort of smirk she cannot stand: arrogant and almost cruel, depending on the circumstance. He is not charming. He is baiting, laughing, grinning at the wrong moments. FredxHermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,378 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/21/2007 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
Discreet Observation by screaming-poetically reviews
Unlike Ron’s insinuations, Hermione doesn’t ogle, she discreetly observes. FWHG.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,532 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/22/2007 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
Persistence Pays Off by atruwriter reviews
Fred Weasley has done everything he can think of to win over Hermione's affections, but she simply won't take him seriously. He isn't giving up however: a Weasley perseveres! [OneShot]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,648 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 1,309 - Follows: 201 - Published: 7/15/2007 - [Fred W., Hermione G.] - Complete
Have You Ever by Lady Moonglow reviews
With the war looking bleak, the Golden Trio, Ginny, Draco, and Lavender go back to Tom Riddle's 7th Year to destroy Lord Voldemort once and for all. What Hermione DIDN'T count on, however, is a shared common room, a curse, and a crazy little thing called love.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 180,301 - Reviews: 4313 - Favs: 5,506 - Follows: 1,633 - Updated: 5/31/2007 - Published: 5/23/2005 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
The New Mrs Weasley by omens reviews
When Fred Weasley finds out he's betrothed he's desperate to get out of it. So he enlists the unlikeliest person for help. Fred/Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 56,103 - Reviews: 3189 - Favs: 3,512 - Follows: 911 - Updated: 3/9/2006 - Published: 12/2/2004 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
The Bet by Ely-Baby reviews
During their last year at Hogwarts, Draco and Hermione make a bet with each other. One part romance, two parts humor, and one part pure confusion.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 29,651 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 2/7/2006 - Published: 11/20/2005 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
Linked by Philyra912 reviews
[Not HBP compatible] When a Potions assignment has a rare and disturbing side effect on Draco and Hermione, they will learn more about each other than they ever wanted to know. Runnerup at Dangerous Liaisons Awards, Winner at Dragon's Bride Awards!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 61,588 - Reviews: 2912 - Favs: 6,361 - Follows: 1,489 - Updated: 1/5/2006 - Published: 6/18/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Just a Harmless Joke by CrazyGirl47 reviews
Fred accidentally starts rumors that he's with Hermione, and encourages them for a laugh. When she find out, she's furious. Now the two of them are fighting to outembarrass and annoy one another... but they're also fighting their feelings for each other.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 41,220 - Reviews: 3369 - Favs: 5,901 - Follows: 1,063 - Updated: 11/25/2005 - Published: 9/28/2004 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
Take My Heart Away by Hatusu reviews
Complete. Hermione goes back in time with one mission: to kill Tom Riddle before he comes to power. How hard can it be? Impossible, she realizes, as a love between them grows stronger than anything she's ever known. Now Hermione has a choice to make: Will
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 19 - Words: 42,202 - Reviews: 2292 - Favs: 2,876 - Follows: 622 - Updated: 8/16/2005 - Published: 1/15/2005 - Hermione G., Voldemort - Complete
Firewhisky by Rurouni Star reviews
[SBHG][oneshot] Hermione has never been drunk before. It's an astonishingly embarrassing experience. [slight AU]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,699 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 63 - Published: 8/2/2004 - [Hermione G., Sirius B.] - Complete
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Almost reviews
"Why have you told me this?" "I'm the Dark Lord, Hermione." Hermione's eyes hardened, but the sadness did not leave them. "I hate you," she uttered quietly, but they were not the words he heard and they were not the words she meant, and with a smirk on the barely existent lips on the face that was not his, he subtly nodded and pulled his robe from her vice-like grip. "I know."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,020 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 27 - Published: 8/8/2012 - Tom R. Jr., Hermione G. - Complete
Saving You reviews
Hermione feels torn as the Weasley's grieve, longing to help them somehow. If only she could go back in time and prevent Fred's death...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,824 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 7/17/2012 - Published: 6/29/2012 - Hermione G., Fred W.
Hidden Within reviews
The war is over. The Trio's year is repeating, with a new course. It's the dreaded Family Planning. Everyone will pair off and take turns being the child working with another pair. Hermione gets stuck with Malfoy. But why is she so terrified of returning to her childhood? What's so bad that she'd risk her grade to stop from being reverted to her six-year-old self?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,532 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 25 - Published: 7/11/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M.
