I'm Impractical Beekeeping, and this is my UMQRA account.

In other words, don't look for meaning; I'm just screwing around and hitting the instrument panel.

Stories I sometimes want to write:

Audibly, Scrutably

Things to Do When You've Been Sectioned

Snipers Aren't Tigers, and If They Were I Wouldn't Be One of Them*

Straight Razors and Dettol: A Romance

Stop Crying and Hand Me My Phone

Seahorses Don't Wear Jumpers

But I'm not going to. Probably.

Damn it. I couldn't resist.