Heeeeeere's Caspain Toulouse Eustace Troubles R2D2 Tooki Tooki Birdface, situated on my head. He's been hired as an assistant muse, so hopefully I'll be inspired to write more often then not. Il est plus travailleur que mon chat. Subtitles: He's a harder worker than my cat. He would like to request that all donut donations be sent to P.O. Box Caspian's Cage, but I don't recommend that you do...(he's on a diet). I'd prefer that he be able to lift himself off of the ground.

Alrighty then, here's my list of basic stats. Well, I'm twenty two, though I act like I'm eight, I can be a very grumpy writer type ('specially when the staff goes on strike), and I can be very hyper when you give me a two liter of Mountain Dew. Fun times. I usually stumble around proclaiming my love for everyone I can get my hands on. Yeah...most of my friends have banned me from Mountain Dew indefinitely, and whenever I do manage to smuggle some in they go and lock it in their cars...just out of my reach. For fun, when I'm not freaking out about my stories and how un-updated they are most of the time, I do a lot of serious cosplay. Well, mainly crossplay...I wore one gown and kept wondering where my Dante guns had run off to. Not that I didn't enjoy running around on the arm of a smexy Jareth the goblin king, but...yeah...corsets and hairspray are NOT my friends. At least I had enough sense not to use boning. So...here's a list to categorize my other passion.

AFW 2 - Shuichi Shindou, Gravitation, concert outfit

AFW 3 - Yuki Eiri, Gravitation, various

AFW 4 - Claude K. Winchester, work outfit

AFW 5 - Dante Redgrave, Devil May Cry 3

Naka-Kon '10 - Dante Redgrave, Devil May Cry 3 - Sarah, The Labyrinth, alternate ballgown

AFW 6 - Sarah, The Labyrinth, actual ballgown

Naka-Kon '11 - Sarah, The Labyrinth, actual ballgown

AFW 7 - Kuja, Final Fantasy IX

Naka-Kon '12 - Kuja, FF IX and Garnet, FFIX

So...here's a favorites list I guess...

Anime: Gravitation, Cowboy Bebop, Kino's Journey, Fruits Basket, Naruto (for Kazuhiko Inoue), Full Metal Alchemist, DN Angel, Princess Mononoke, Ouran High School Host Club, Devil May Cry, Howl's Moving Castle, Spirited Away, My Neighbor Totoro, Inu-Yasha

Manga: Gravitation, Return to the Labyrinth

Games: Star Ocean: TteoT, Star Ocean: Second Story, Star Ocean: First Departure, Final Fantasies (1-10, 12, 13), Dynasty/Samurai Warriors, Oblivion for the PS 3 seeing as it's much better than any ol' XBOX, KOTOR I and II (though I is superior...), Kingdom Hearts I, CoM, II, Genji DotS, DotB, Age of Empires I-III, Heroes of Might and Magic, Sonic the Hedgehog (the Sega Genesis version), Devil May Cry series, Little Big Planet, Morrowind, NFS Underground II, Soul Calibur 2-4, Final Fantasy VII: Crisis Core, Jak and Daxter 1-3 and Daxter, Aladdin for the Sega Genesis (still can't beat that damn game...), Street Fighter II (Sega), and Jungle Book (Sega), Star Ocean: The Last Hope

Character: Yuki Eiri or Albel Nox, sometimes I favor Sephiroth. But only if he's not being a pain in the ass and won't die...GAH. Someday...I'll git 'em. DANTE! Jareth...dang that is a sexy goblin king. Mmm hmm.

Books: Dracula, A Clockwork Orange, 1984, the Harry Potters, the Narnia books, On the Wings of a Falcon, The Ugly American, Peter Pan (JM Barrie), White Fang, The Witches, Slaugher-House Five, Catch-22, Dan Brown books, Janet Evanovich books, The Handmaid's Tale, Wuthering Heights, Jane Eyre, Adventures of Huck Finn, The Historian, Ten Little Indians (And Then There Were None), The Picture of Dorian Gray, The Romance of the Three Kingdoms Vol 1 and 2, Frankenstein, Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil

Works of Raita Amaya/The Spiffy Spoofer

Beauty and the Beast: Gravi Style - COMPLETE

- Beauty and the Beast was completed in August of 2006. It took me two years and one day to complete it. Thank you for all of the wonderful reviews.

Aladdin...with a Sprig of Gravitation - COMPLETE

- Updated on: July 30 at 7:10 pm. Dude...it's done.

-Fixes: Chapter One re-posted, October 1, 2010

The Return of Caspian - IN PROGRESS

-Posted on: September 24, 2010 at 10:07 pm. Enjoy.

Mulan: Gravitation Goes Imperial - ON HIATUS

Beauty and the Beast II - DISCONTINUED. I lost my motivation, my muse, and my direction. I'll try to find them, I posted a lost and found ad...

A January Rose - ON HIATUS

-Updated on: September 16, 2008. Wow, it's really been a while...

Labyrinth - ON HIATUS

-Updated on: October 1, 2010 at 9:12 pm. Happy reading.

Snow White (working title) - IN PROGRESS

- Posted on: November 12, 2011 at 4:16 am.

August 7, 2012 - Well, some horrible things have plagued my life as of late. I've decided to only focus on two of my stories as a result, and I'm sorry, that won't be changing until some serious progress is made in them. My partner decided to be a lying, deceiving bitch and left me broken and miserable. Five stars for love. Anyway, she was the one that inspired much of the romance in my writing, and the spoof of The Labyrinth, so it's taking me a while to get back on my feet. Tonight was actually the first night since she left that I've been able to get anything out. I'll be getting back to Snow White as soon as I move into my new apartment this weekend, and as of right now, Chapter Two of Return of Caspian is being hammered out. I'm sorry for the long absence, but there for a while, I could barely get out of bed let alone right anything worth reading. I'm especially sorry to Tsuki Aquarius Hanju for the long, long delay of Snow White, but I swear on all that is holy to me, I am still working on it. I brainstorm on it daily, it's just a matter of being able to get my words out again. OK, end of personal crap. Over and out.

November 12, 2011 - I finally managed to get the first Snow White chapter up. I wasn't happy with my first attempt on it, I'm feeling much better about this one. The second chapter is under way, but I'm not even going to try to guess when I'll have it done as it could be tomorrow or in two months, it's anyone's guess. Caspian sends his feathery regards, and now it is time to sleep, as I have to turn my bro-mate into a drag queen in a few hours. Night world, much love to you all.

June 24, 2011 - Well, I ended up having to replace my old laptop...big sad face...but, that means I got to go get a shiny new one! I finally have my favorite kind of laptop again, I was able to recover all of my writing files, and now I'm ready to rock Snow White and the last of my Aladdin edits. I've done a pretty massive overhaul to the opening chapters of Aladdin, and I've also revamped "Friend Like Me". Once I get them all done, I'll be posting them all up here at the same time, so get ready. :)

June 16, 2011 - I've broken ground on Snow White! Finally. Not sure when the first chapter will be up, as my primary laptop was simultaneously taken out by a disgusting Vista virus.

May 11, 2011 - So I know it's been a long time since I said I was starting Snow White, but I swear on Caspian's green head, I will get it posted ASAP. I have most of it all worked out in my head, I just have to set it down in a document. My life has been turned upside down here lately, and I'm trying to reclaim it.

March 3, 2011 - Wow, it's really been a while. Whew. Well, there's a lot going on nowadays, so I suppose I should take some time to update this little profile thingymajig. I managed to finish my Labyrinth cosplays, survived Naka-kon, moved back home, got engaged, finally purchased a Dante action figure, and...found a new spoof. Yeah...that last one wasn't a joke. Thanks to Tsuki Aquarius Hanju, I will soon be starting my spoof of Snow White and the Seven Dwarves. I'm pretty darn excited, and I have a lot of big plans for it. Also, my 'Mulan' bug bit me again, so I should be revamping and and starting that story up again soon as well. In addition to that, I'm about a third of the way done editing my Aladdin chapters, and I'll be posting those once I finish all of them. I've done quite a bit of reworking on that supposedly finished story, but I guess that kinda happens. I've re-done the songs, and rewritten the first five or so chapters to make them flow better and match the later parts of the story better. After all, I started that story five years ago and my style changed a lot in that time span. As far as "Labyrinth" is concered, I'm kinda stuck, but I am still excited to get back to it. Same goes for "January Rose". Alright...almost done...for my sequels to "BatB" and "Aladdin", "Beauty and the Beast II" has been dropped until I can remember where I wanted it go. "Return of Caspian" is still being worked on, but right now I'm focusing on my editing and getting the Snow White story rolling. Keep the faith, those of you who happen to like Caspian's favorite. OK...I think that about covers it. Over and out, I'm off to watch The Producers and continue editing my six hundred page baby.

November 16, 2010 - And now my muse has shown back up. Crazy how that works. As soon as I say I'm done, I'm off again. I'm in the middle of an Aladdin overhaul, so that I can finally put it to bed. I'm re-working at lot of the first half, not plot wise, but I'm tidying up some dialouge and adding a few things to make it better/funnier/more coherent/less 'sounds like a five year old wrote this'. I'll be re-uploading all of the chapters once I get them all edited, as it stands, I have twelve of forty three done. *sigh* In the next week or so I should be finished, and then Aladdin will be done for good. I'm also working on Return of Caspian, but Labyrinth has indeed been put to the side until I can get more ideas for it. I'm stuck right now, but once I get past a certain blockage, I have a whole ton of ideas to run off with. See ya peeps.

November 14, 2010 - I'm back from the dead! Barely...I'm not really working on Return of Caspian or Labyrinth right now, I'm actually editing Aladdin so I can finally print off my final copy and call it quits. *sigh* Between my cosplays, my jobs, and my Devil May Cry fetish, I don't have a lot of time to write these days. Unfortuneately, I'm not sure how upset I am about it. Give me a few months, and I'll be having panic attacks because I'll have forgotten how to type. Definitely going to take a while though, because I've discovered Dante in chaps. Enough said. Not only is he the best thing to ever happen to gaming, I'm making three of his costumes...one down, leather to go.

September 24, 2010 - I managed to get "The Return of Caspian" up to posting snuff, so it's now on here. The bird seems to be happy, but then again, who knows. He's too busy scratching himself to tell.

September 17, 2010 - I uploaded my repairs to the first chapter of Aladdin (it flows a lot better now, fixed the song too), and the second chapter of Labyrinth. Return of Caspian Chapter One should be up next weekend if all goes well. Over and out guys.

September 3, 2010 - Here we go again! I've written another spoof, and I'm going to start posting it tonight. It's a spoof of Jim Henson's "Labyrinth". I have a thing for Jareth, and I love that movie, so this was just a fiasco waiting to be written. Hopefully I'll be able to post it every two weeks, and write the sequel to Aladdin at the same time.

July 30, 2010 - Well...it's posted. The last chapter of Aladdin is up. Wow, so strange to be typing that.

July 20, 2010 - I finished Aladdin tonight...well, this morning anyway. It's over, it's done, everything. I really can't believe it. Well, there are two more parts to the last chapter, and yeah...I think I'm in shock. I'll be posting Part B on Friday night, and Part C a week from then. Preemptively, I hope anyone that's still reading this crazy thing enjoys it.

July 6, 2010 - I got a new update finished today, so, with any luck and a good memory, it should be posted on Friday. It's not the entire ending, but it's at least the first part. *sniffles*

July 3, 2010 - Well, I bought fireworks! I was pretty proud of myself, gotta say. Anyway, I promise that I'll finish Aladdin soon, I've put it on the backburner until after this next con, which starts in less than a week. Thankfully, the main part of my cosplay is finished, so hopefully the story will be finished soon. The last chapter is half way done, I swear it won't stay like that, I'm not going to leave the story hanging this close to the end. Ciao. And Happy 4th, don't blow off any limbs.

June 16, 2010 - I started writing the last chapter last night, and wow...I'm really going to miss this story. Anyway, that means that I've finished Chapter 33, and it will be posted this Friday, if I can ninja my way into the parentals house to pirate their internet...

June 11, 2010 - Alright, here's the story. I'm still adjusting to being moved out, am looking for a job, and trying to complete a crazy costume for a con that is less than a month away. Therefore, even though I am two pages away from a new chapter, I won't be posting for a bit. I swear on Caspian's little green head that I will finish it, but right now, I have stuff that I have to take care of. Plus, I don't have internet at my house yet, so I couldn't update even if I had the chapter ready...so, basically, I will update very soon, I'm not abandoning Aladdin this close to the end, and I'll see you on the flip side.

May 22, 2010 - I won't be updating this weekend, I have no internet where I'm at, and I'm in the process of moving out, so...yeah...kinda crazy. Sorry for those of you that were expecting a new Aladdin chapter, really, I am, but I can't connect to internet on the computer that has the document...

May 4, 2010 - Well, this weekend is going to be a double update to kick off the final confrontation with Caspian and Tohma...there are three parts total, and I'll be posting the end of it in two weeks, after this weekend. It was kinda hard to figure out where to split up the next four or five chapters (I'm really on a roll apparently...strange...) so I apologize if it feels jumbled, I tried. I'll be posting Chapter 31 Part A on Thursday night and then Part B on Saturday night. Over and out.

April 23, 2010 - Aladdin's up and ready to go for the evening. Almost forgot again, but the lucky cosplay charm reminded me...don't ask, don't tell. :)

April 22, 2010 - Well, folks, the end is nigh for Aladdin. I've officially written up the planning whiteboard for the last hurrah against Tohma and Caspian and if my finals don't kill me, will have it finished very soon. Pretty skeery as far as I'm concerned. I'd better get back to paying attention in history class, au revoir.

April 10, 2010 - SORRY! I didn't update becasue I'd convinced myself that I needed to fix a scene error (I changed up my plot for the ending again) and wasn't sure if it still worked. Sorry again, I got the new chapter up now, and fixed some issues that I had with Chapter 24, just some typos there. Adios.

April 7, 2010 - Alrighty, I have the next two chapters (at least) written and ready to go, so I should be updating regularly for the next two weeks minimum. If I can keep up with it, I'll be updating every Friday, but as usual, no guarantees. See you in two days.

March 30, 2010, later in the day - Well, here you go! It be updated. :D

March 30, 2010 - I have the next update ready to go, all I have to do is proof read it and then post. Sorry again for the wait.

March 29, 2010 - So much for update consistency, eh? I'd like to interject that I now have a job, will be moving out in a few months, and have picked up an extra class. Sooo...writing has been put on the back shelf. Plus, the inspiration is in Bora Bora and the bird isn't helping much. I'm pretty close to my next update and hopefully I'll get the job thingy all figured out pretty soon, I just started a week ago. I'm really sorry that I haven't been updating Aladdin, believe me, I REALLY want to. I'm so tired of having it so close to being finished. Seriously, it's almost there. If I'm being honest, though, I have to disclose that I have a new spoof going and it's kinda distracting me. Not going to say what it is, probably won't be posted here unless I like it a lot more than I do now. OK, I have a test in a few hours that I need to study for, over and out guys.

February 5, 2010 - I'm lovin' this 'once a week' thing on the updates. I'm having fun with it, and I can see the end of the story getting closer and closer. As of right now, I'm about six scenes away from the big fight thingy. And half of those scenes are little ones. I'm pretty thrilled, I already have my next four projects lined up. :)

January 29, 2010 - Well, I'm trying to update, but the site is having some techinical issues. Darn. I have the chapter ready to go, I promise. As soon as the site starts behaving itself, I'll post the chapter.

January 3, 2010 - Updated Aladdin. I finally got the whole chapter twenty mess figured out. The rest of it will be posted within the week.

December 14, 2009 - So that double update obviously didn't work out...oops. Finals suck.

December 2, 2009 - This week/weekend will be a double update for Aladdin. The last chapter before I start the finals crunch got WAY longer than I wanted it to get (I just can't curb my dialouge obsession) so I split it into two parts. I'm posting the first one today and the second one on Friday or Saturday. Over and out.

November 20, 2009 - I think I've gone and shocked myself silly...I updated Aladdin twice in a week. And I have half a new chapter ready to go for next week. This is kinda creepy. I was going to update once every two weeks, but I was afraid I'd forget to, and that's no fun. If I have it done, I'm postin'. Happy Thanksgiving less-than-a-week early.

September 23, 2009 - Well, Caspian's four years old now...as of five days ago...I'm trying with Aladdin but homework is a pain in the...well, you know. Adios, over and out.

July 23, 2009 - You wouldn't BELIEVE how amazing this computer is for my updating skills! I already have another one ready for Aladdin. Dude. This is SOOOOOOO cool. And I'm way too happy about it. Not going to post it until this weekend, I want to aim for every two weeks, but I know I won't be able to contain myself for over a week at this point. Uh uh, not gonna happen. Tee hee. Oh, by the way, I've decided to work exclusively on Aladdin until it's finished. So all of these little notes are going to be Aladdin related until it's finito.

July 21, 2009 - I got my netbook! He/she arrived today (I'm not sure about its gender yet, it takes a while) and now the insane "I Can Write Absolutely ANYWHERE in the Universe" insanity can begin. Hide the coffee beans and hold onto your pants, I'm outta here!

July 19, 2009 Take 2 - Ignore everything I said in the last update...I fixed Chapters 4-6, they should be fine at this point. If anyone saw the discrepancy...maybe it was just me. Who knows, but I fixed it. Have fun and don't hurt yourselves.

July 19, 2009 - I edited the first chapter of Aladdin to make it more to my liking yet again, and I'm happy with the results. The biggest thing that needs to be discussed is the problem with Aladdin Chapter 4. Ten pages of content were missing. Ouchies. I must have cut them out accidentally during one of my crazy editing sessions (I just re-uploaded Chapter 5, that's probably where the problem started). Anyway, it's been fixed. Chapter 4 is now a behemoth chapter, but it's all good. As long as all of my content is there...grr. It's late...or early...and I wanted to go to the zoo in the morning, so...night.

July 16, 2009 - Well, hello there! Okay, enough enthusiasm. I'm doing another double Aladdin update because I went over my chapter length limit by quite a bit. Caspian just took a bath and wants to get this thing done by tomorrow, (at this rate, it'll be done in an hour. ) so I'd better get back to it. Just wanted to check in here. Peace out.

June 23, 2009 - Well the double update didn't go quite as planned, but at least it happened, right? I'm pretty happy with it and it's longer than I thought it would be. Caspian's molting, and if I don't turn off the lights soon and go to bed, he might just kill me.

June 10, 2009 - Guess what? There's going to be a double update this weekend! No, not two stories...two Aladdin chapters. Chapter 13 Part A and Part B to be exact. Bam. Couldn't find a way to split up the next scene, so I figured I'd go for a twenty or so page update instead. :). Sorry for the wait. By the way, posted new Caspian pictures, they're pretty awesome. They give a little insight to his world, and believe me, it's a scary place. Maniac conure...

March 29, 2009 - Woot, woot! I finished the scene in one sitting! I conquered the beast! I am way too excited about this... Ahem, now that that's taken care of, I have finished the Prince Ali scene and have officially posted it! And there was much rejoicing, in the Monty Python sense of course.

March 7, 2009 - Hello peoples. So, I've never been more stuck on a single scene than the "Prince Ali" scene in Aladdin. I'm hating every minute of it, but don't worry, I'll snap out of it...eventually. On a happier note, the Watchmen movie was amazing, though the soundtrack was terrible, with the exception of My Chemical Romance's cover of Bob Dylan's "Desolation Row". I'd better get back to working on Aladdin, though I'd rather waste time ambling around my room in circles. C'est la vie...or c'est ma vie I suppose.

November 3, 2008 - Here I am again! Right...this IS my profile, so I suppose that I kinda live here...jeez, I'm rambling again. I'm tired. Stupid time change. Anywho, I have to go to college in the morning and act like a grown up. Not to mention voting...oh yeah! VOTE PEEPS. K. I said it. On to much more important issues...I finally got a comprehensive layout written for Aladdin! And I'm really going to try hard to finish it before January...which means that I won't actually finish it for another three years. sigh I'm really going to try. Gonna be serious...going to go to bed now...peace out.

September 18, 2008 - Wow. It's been almost a year since I wrote anything on here. Today is Caspo's third birthday for anyone that is a Caspian fan. He got a lovely bowl of chips, animal crackers, cereal, and blue sprinkles to celebrate. Now, on to business. Aladdin is getting to be waaay longer than I would've ever guessed. Haven't even met Genie and it's eighty pages long.

November 21, 2007 - My god, I never realized how much insanity is spewing from the disorganization of this profile. N'importe. I've decided to indulge myself, and am writing something I've been wanting to write for six months. BatB II. It's not based off of the so-called Disney sequel, but it picks up right where numero uno leaves off. And I realize what a horrible person that I am for not updating...I don't have any good excuses...really. Just wanted to say sorry...and I would love to say that I'll try harder, and I'll update weekly, but my mues is waaaay too tempermental for that kind of promise. So, if you want to blame someone, blame the kitty. Not me...sneaks away and points to cat. Hopefully I'll start behaving myself now that I'm writing two stories that are my own...one being original, so it's not here at the moment. Leave a message after the non-existent beep.

Raita Amaya, the one and only Spiffy Spoofer

Photos of Caspian. Woot. Bird photo-shoot.

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