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Author has written 7 stories for Percy Jackson and the Olympians.

What's up Fanfic readers! I'm, Perfectly Geeky. Yeah, I know some of you think I'm a girl. Your wrong. I'm just a guy who is really geeky or nerdy. Same difference.

Things I like:

Sleep(I can't live without it, literally)

Reading

Writing

Listening to music

Playing Sports

Anime

Uniqueness(To me no one is truly weird, people are just awesome in their on way)

I like reviews(It benefits not only me, but the you the reader)

Other Stuff About Me:

I'm a Singer/Songwriter

I suck at spelling(I'm trying to get better, so don't get mad if I have any gammar mistakes)

I'm a Geek/Nerd(Look at the Pen name)

Favorite Artist: James Arthur, Trapt, Disturbed, FFDP, Fall Out Boy

Favorite Author: Rick Riordan, James Patterson, Cinda Williams Chima,...etc

For the Geeks and Nerd, the 20 Nerdy Commandments

1) Thou must experience as many nerdy properties as possible throughout your youth(nerdy parents must assist with this). By the age of 20, you must have chosen at least two sides of the following: Star Wars or Star Trek, Kirk or Picard, Marvel or DC, Mac or PC, Trukk or Munkey, Baker or Tennant, and Joel or Mike. If these topics come up, you must argue your choice past all reasonableness.

2) Thou must always recognize your first exposure to a nerdy property was the best possible incarnation of that property. Likewise, thou must always find new incarnations, sequels, spin-offs, rip-offs, and media inspired these properties to be crappier than your prized original.

3) Thou must revere the Nerd Girl, because she is as rare as the diamond and just as valuable. Thou shouldst not stark her just because she's the only girl in your nerd circle, and if/when she turns down your advances, you will not spurn her because that's just shitty. And Nerd Girls, thou must be careful, for thy power is great -- and can be used for both good and ill.

4) Thou must try to convince your significant other to name the child after a character of nerdy importance. If thou are cut from the cloth of the nerd tribe and have managed to breed, and bringeth into the world the Lando's, the Anakin's, the Kal-Els.

5) All nerds must be able to sketch, from memory, the basic outlines of the Millennium Falcon, USS Enterprise (NCC-1701), and the TARDIS.

6) Thou shalt not question who shot first.

7) Thou shalt acknowledge that Batman beats everyone, ever, anywhere at fighting. That's right, he beats everybody. Even Optimus Prime. Even Darth Vader. Even Chuck Norris. He'd find a way. He's the [explitive] Batman.

8) Thou shalt be prepared to survive the zombie apocalypse, and teach thy children similarly.

9) Thou shalt not forget to honor and give thanks to the Dice Gods for your triumphs and victories.

10) If two nerds ever find themselves holding cylindrical objects of at least 9 inches in length they must immediately make lightsaber ignition noises and face each other down in mortal combat.

11) Shouldst thou hear a man proclaim, "Now you know," for whatever reason, then thou must reply in your most triumphant voice, "And knowing is half the battle!" Let he who should offend against this law be cast out from the company of his worthier fellows and be made subject to aspersions made 'gainst his improper rearing and the cuckolding whore that did sire him and perform the rearing.

12) When searching for something to watch on television you must watch the geek movie you come across, even if you have said movie in your collection. If anyone asks, "Why don't you just watch the one you own?" stare at them like an idiot and explain, "That is not the point."

13) In order to assure procreation of the nerd species, thou shalt not utter nerdy quotes during sex.

14) Thy first crush must be upon an cartoon character.

15) Thou must not be the nerdiest person in the room, the one nerd that even the other nerds are scared to be around. If your obsession causes you to lose a job, significant other, or cause harm to yourself, GET SOME F-- HELP.

16) Thou must learn how to do to the Vulcan hand gesture, whether thou likes Star Trek or not.

17) Thou shalt be required to attend at least one nerd convention (videogames, anime, comics, etc.) during thy lifetime.

18) There shall be no viewing of fansubs by any self-described otaku/anime fan who can afford to purchase the said material (exceptions: viewing at conventions or titles that have no chance of being released stateside).

19) All nerds, when purchasing something in a store, must never pick up the first item in the front, because the item in front has almost certainly been touched by unclean hands, and thus its condition is less mint, the grade must pleasing to the nerd gods. ( #20 was too long so I didn't add it)

Please that the oath serious people. It is our code and we must abide by it!

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Becomes A God by FallenFireDemons reviews
Annabeth and Camp Half-Blood doesn't care about Percy but one day when his dad came to visits him and take him to Olympus on Zeus orders, he becomes a God. Sorry really bad at summaries. Please No Flames about this story. PLEASE READ!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 16,783 - Reviews: 681 - Favs: 1,218 - Follows: 826 - Updated: 7/31/2015 - Published: 3/1/2012 - Artemis, Percy J. - Complete
Percy Jackson and the Ultimate Truth Or Dare by This-Story-Is-gonna-be-AWESOME reviews
The longest, most insane, crazy, smutty, Truth or Dare to EVER surface of FanFiction is HERE! Percy and everyone first go to the Aphrodite for a session of ToD, then there's yet ANOTHER one at Bunker 9. But to find out the crazy things that happens, you'll just have to read to find out! With Percabeth, Tratie, Jiper, and much more, this is going to be story is awesome! Have fun! ;3
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 55,898 - Reviews: 824 - Favs: 607 - Follows: 491 - Updated: 4/15/2015 - Published: 11/24/2013
That Color Silver by Pluto's Daughter 11 reviews
Percy is the son of Lupa and the son of Lycaon, being raised by werewolves he is taught to be fearless and to never show weakness. He absolutely loathes the color silver for all it's done for him is hurt him. He's walking down a dark path but can one silver eyed goddess change that? COMPLETE! In the process of being edited.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 29 - Words: 135,334 - Reviews: 2333 - Favs: 2,617 - Follows: 1,852 - Updated: 8/6/2014 - Published: 8/17/2013 - Percy J., Artemis - Complete
Here Comes the Porn Star by narusuke reviews
Meet Roxy Angelheart: 14, blonde, dainty and cute. He's a demigod so he needs to be in camp. No problem...right? Oh, and did I mention that he's also a porn star? Uh-oh...
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 110,221 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 12/23/2013 - Published: 4/11/2011 - Percy J., Nico A.
Guild of Chaos by starlightisms reviews
After the Giant War, everything was perfect... Or so it seemed. One month later, Percy, Thalia, and Nico are held guilty for a crime they did not commit, and are executed. Seven hundred years later, the Primordial gods are rising, and the Olympians are in panic. The keys to their victory and the Primordials' defeat? They killed them seven hundred years ago. Or so they thought.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 35,440 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 539 - Follows: 652 - Updated: 10/28/2013 - Published: 4/4/2013 - Annabeth C., Nico A., Percy J., Thalia G.
Son of Chaos Book One by kevin1984 reviews
Perseus has lost it all. Olympus has turned against him, Annabeth has dumped him and he has lost his family. In his last few minutes of life, Percy is visited by a mysterious figure, who gives him a chance to re-do everything, but this time not as a Son of Poseidon, but as a Son of Chaos. Percy/Thalia Pairing.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 32,988 - Reviews: 601 - Favs: 2,836 - Follows: 1,760 - Updated: 1/31/2013 - Published: 1/8/2013 - Percy J., Thalia G. - Complete
A Dragon in Heat: NOW COMPLETE! by The Winter Wizard reviews
Things get wild, erotic, & crazy in the romance department when Saphira gets in heat. Can Eragon & his friends help her out before the bad guys take advantage of the situation? AU, Slash, Femlash, Straight Sex, Anal, Oral, Crude Language, The story is now COMPLETE!
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 34,673 - Reviews: 359 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 7/28/2012 - Published: 2/19/2011 - Eragon S., Saphira - Complete
Consort of Olympus by The Winter Wizard reviews
In an attempt to stop WWIII, Percy Jackson swears an oath on the River Styx to the gods of Olympus. But things don't go quite as planned & he ends up with more than he bargained for giving the title "Percy Jackson & the Olympians" a whole new meaning!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,080 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 8/5/2011 - Published: 7/27/2011 - Percy J., Artemis
For The Love Of Death by Vega Vendetta reviews
When Thalia comes back into the lives of Annabeth, Percy, Rachel and Nico, things are pretty tense. Nico's growing interest in Thalia provokes Rachel to question whether being the Oracle is worth what she won't experience in life.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 39,086 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 2/4/2011 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Nico A., Thalia G. - Complete
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Let It Go reviews
Hera is tired of Zeus. That was his last straw and he's humping it, literally. No lemon. Just Hera putting Zeus in his place. (It's now a story instead of a one shot)
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,867 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 11/22/2014 - Published: 6/1/2014 - Hera - Complete
Forbidden Love reviews
"I can't keep living like this. Its just too much for me to handle. What should I do? Should just give in or let it go?" All these questions ran through my mind the day I saw you.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,845 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/7/2014 - Published: 3/3/2014 - Nico A., Thalia G.
Give Me Love
"What the hell is our problem?" she asks me. "Were too messed up." I laugh, but she takes it serious. "Maybe you're right. Maybe, but for right now let's just be together."
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 379 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/7/2014
Hate That I Love You reviews
She hates him. He hates her. Now isn't that the perfect couple finding "love" through "hate". Pothena.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 580 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/7/2014
The legend of Nova reviews
Lets see what happens when Hera cheats on Zeus. Will it be good for the demigods and gods or just a ... Hera problem like alway. Read the story and find out. Lemon may be included.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,252 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/4/2014 - Published: 9/24/2012 - Nico A., Hera
I Can't Make You Love reviews
No matter how I try and I please her, I fail. No matter how many times I save her from him, she always goes back to him. I guess I'm a failure at love.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 470 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/4/2014 - Published: 6/16/2014 - Aphrodite, Hephaestus
The Gryphon reviews
"I'm just 13 I have no more family there are teenage kids hunting me and these monsters chasing me. I have nowhere to go. Nowhere to run to. AND I STILL DON'T KNOW WHO MY PARENTS ARE" I sreamed into the darkness knowing I won't get an answer, but I do.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,087 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/29/2013 - Published: 9/23/2013