![]() LOL I'm new to FF but I'm in love with it (and myself). I'm Yadd and I'm 15 years old, living in NY with my mommy. I am a crazy Percy Jackson and and even more CRAZY Percabeth fan! (You probably guessed by the name). As said, I'm new and I'm in the process of writing my first story. Tips? Advice? PM me! MY FAVOURITE FANFICTION AUTHORS: TheWorldBookGirl Check them out! The Percy Jackson pledge: I promise to remember Percy Bold for what you like/do. YOUR GUY SIDE: You love hoodies. You love jeans. Dogs are better than cats. It's hilarious when people get hurt. You've played with/against boys on a team. Shopping is torture. Sad movies suck. You own/ed an X-Box. Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid. At some point in time you wanted to be a fire-fighter. You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega. You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers. You watch sports on TV. Gory movie's are cool. You go to your dad for advice. You own like a trillion baseball caps. You like going to high school football games. You used to/do collect football/baseball cards. Baggy pants are cool to wear. It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people. Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors. You love to go crazy and not care what people think. Sports is fun. (Sometimes!) Talk with food in your mouth. (Oh, come on! Everyone does that, right?) Sleep with your socks on at night. YOUR GIRL SIDE: You wear lip gloss. You love to shop. You wear eyeliner. You wear the colour pink. You go to your mom for advice. You consider cheer-leading a sport. You hate wearing the color black. You like hanging out at the mall. You like getting manicures and/or pedicures. You like wearing jewellery. Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe. Shopping is one of your favourite hobbies. You don't like the movie Star Wars. You were in gymnastics/dance? It takes you around 30-60 minutes to shower, get dressed, and do make-up. You smile a lot more than you should. You have more than 10 pairs of shoes. You care about what you look like. You like wearing dresses when you can. You like wearing body spray/perfume. You love the movies. Used to play with dolls as little kid. Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it. Like being the star of every thing. Girl Side- Total: 14 Guy Side- Total: 7 - Thats weird IM A GUY The European Commission has just announced that English will be the official 16 things to do at Wal-Mart 1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking. - Done 2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 4. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. - Done 5. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 6. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?" 7. Look right into the security camera, use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are. 8. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme song. - Done (almost) 9. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!" 10. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!" 11. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here! 12. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "Pikachu, I choose you!" Re-post this if you laughed... Or are planning to do any of these things |