Alright, so I've already written two stories on here. But there will be many more to come. I've always liked writing, and always had a huge imagination. So this site is perfect for me. I hope you all really like my stories. As they say here, unleash your imagination!

How to Tell if You're a Writer

-If you talk to yourself.
-If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself (i.e. ‘I wonder why I talk to myself so much?’)
-If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person (i.e. ‘Okay, so have you ever noticed that the word ‘deliver’ could mean removing someone’s liver?’)
-If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, ‘Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!’
-If you live off of sugar and caffeine.
-If people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet.
-If your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
-If, when replying to someone else’s e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether.
-If you tend to collect the Bic Stics people leave lying around, kind of like picking pennies off the ground.
-If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper.
-If the letters are starting to wear off on the keys of your keyboard.
-If people think you might have A.D.D.
-If you think it’d be cool to have A.D.D.
-If you start constantly talking in third person, past tense.
-If you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no ‘apparent’ reason.
-If your friends don’t even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason.
-And finally, the number one way to tell if you’re a good writer: If you failed English 101.

When I was a little girl, the thought of humans living on other planets scared me. I never wanted to leave Earth. I didn't believe in aliens. But then I saw Doctor Who. That show changed my perspective. I want to live on Earth, but now I want to explore new worlds just like the Doctor. As for aliens, it's possible isn't it? This is a huge universe. Surely we can't be the only living things.

Things I Am NOT allowed to do at Hogwarts:

1) The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball.

2) I am not allowed to sing, "We're Off to See the Wizard" while skipping off to the Headmaster's office.

3) I am not allowed to take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter.

4) I am not allowed to ask Dumbledore to show me the pointy hat trick.

5) I am not allowed to give Remus Lupin a flea collar.

6) I am not allowed to bring a Magic 8 Ball to Divination.

7) I am not allowed to say that Seamus Finnegan is "after me lucky charms."

8) I am not allowed to spead a rumor that there's a new 4th forrbidden spell called Rickroll.

9) I am not allowed to joke about Remus' "time of the month."

10) I am not allowed to make light saber sounds with my wand.

12) I am not to refer to the Accio charm as "The Force."

13) I am not allowed to claim that growing marijuana or hallucinogenic mushrooms is "Extra Herbology Work."

14) I will not use my socks to make hand-puppets of the Slytherin-House mascot.

15) I am not allowed to use a spell if the thought of it makes me giggle for more than 5 seconds.

16) I will not lock the Slytherins and Gryffindors in a room together and bet on which House will come out alive.

17) I will not charm the suits of armor to do a rendition of "The Knights of the Round Table" for the Christmas Feast.

18) I am not allowed to declare an official "Hug a Slytherin Day."

19) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways.

20) It is not necessary to yell, "BURN!" Whenever Snape takes points away from Gryffindor.

21) I will not say the phrase, "Get a Life" to Voldemort.

22) I will not feed first years to Fluffy.

23) I will never ask Harry if his Voldie senses are tingling.

24) I will not refer to showering as "Giving Moaning-Myrtle an eye-full."

25) I will not make, "OMGWTF" a spell.

26) It is not necessary to yell, "BAM!" every time I use magic.

27) I will not steal Gryffindor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallways.

28) I will not poke Hufflepuffs with spoons, nor shall I insist that their colors indicate that they're "covered in bees."

29) I will not say that "I've heard every joke possible about Oliver Wood's name" is a challenge.

30) I will not go to class skyclad.

31) I will not use Umbridge's quill to write, "Told you I was hardcore."

32) If a class-mate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that and draw a Dark Mark on their arm.

33) House Elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers.

34) I will not start every potion's class by asking Snape if the potion is acceptable as Body Lotion.

35) I will not call the Weasly twins, "bookends."

36) I will not call the Patil twins, "bookends."

37) I will not call the Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher Kenny, even if he is wearing an orange anorak.

38) I will not turn Snape into Troll Face.

39) I will not give Luna Lovegood more LSD.

40) I will not trick a school House Elf to strip of its clothing and to make it mine. Yes, even when I yell out "PWND!"

41) I will not say I weigh the same as a duck.

42) I do not have a Dalek Patronus.

43) I will not lick Trevor.

44) I will not tell first years that Gryffindor Courage comes in bottles labeled, "Firewhiskey."

45) I will not dress up as Voldemort on Halloween.

46) I will not tell Snape he takes himself too seriously.

47) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that The Knight's Who Say Ni have challenged him to a duel, then have all the students say, 'Ni' from various directions.

48) I am not the King of the Potato People and I do not have a flying carpet.

49) I will not say that "To conquer the Earth with an army of flying monkeys" is a career choice.

50) I will not tell the first years that Professor Snape is the Voice of God.

...But yes, I will anyway.

I really should try 10, 14, 24, and 47. Oh, and great idea for "Ways to get kicked out of Walmart": Bounce all the balls in the toys and/or sports departments. Claim you're testing them.

16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

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Or are planning to do any of these things.

What never to do with a Dalek:

1. Yell at them, "Your mother was a trashcan!"

2. Address the Supreme Dalek as "Your Royal Ugliness" no matter how much it's true.

3. Spread rumors about the Supreme Dalek and Davros to each other then lock them in a room together.

4. Make handpuppets of the Doctors and stick them on eyestalks.

5. Photoshop Dalek heads onto Nazis or vice versa.

6. Try to determine which Daleks are male or female.

7. Hang onto one and ride it.

8. Even if you're not on the gun side.

9. Compare Davros to Hitler.

10. Tell Davros when you meet him, "You get uglier every time."

11. Make a cardboard cutout of Davros and trick the Daleks into shooting it.

12. Make mannequins of the Doctors and give it to the Daleks as target practice.

13. Make fake TARDISes.

14. Tell a Cyberman, "Your mother was a Dalek!"

15. "Son of a Dalek" is not acceptable.

16. Lock Cybermen and Daleks into a room together and bet which side comes out alive.

17. Tell a Dalek, "Your mother was a human!"

18. That goes for "Your mother was Time Lord!" too.

Things to do on an Elevator

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it

How to Keep a Healthy Level of Insanity:

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don’t disguise your voice.

3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it “IN”

5. Put Decaf in the coffee maker for three weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to Expresso.

6. Finish all your sentences with “In accordance with the prophecy.”

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8. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

9. Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer.

10. Specify that your drive-through order is “To Go.”

11. Sing along at the Opera.

12. Go to a poetry recital and ask why all the poems don’t rhyme.

13. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.

14. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can’t attend their party because you’re not in the mood.

15. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream “I WON! I WON!”

16. When leaving the Zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling,"Run for your lives, they’re loose!!"

17. Tell your children over dinner, “Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go.”

18. Go in front of your classroom and shout "I like pie!"

19. Greet all your friends with a tackle.

And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity...

20. Copy and end this list to someone to make them smile... It's called therapy.

Reasons why girls are the best

1.We got off the Titanic first

2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.

3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin and gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.

4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.

5. We can cry and get off speeding fines.

6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game.

7. Taxis stop for us.

8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.

9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.

10. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point).

11. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay.

12. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay.

13. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.

14. It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.

15. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.

16. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt.

17. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.

18. If we're dumb, some people will find it cute.

19. We have the ability to dress ourselves.

20. We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.

21. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot.

22. Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth.

23. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.

24. We'll never regret piercing our ears.

25. We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.

26. We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark

(Kinda obvious who's better.)

FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dimwit?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying "DAMN! we messed up!”

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Won't tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when you're not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only knows a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS: Would read and ignore this.

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this crap!

If you believe in Jesus Christ, copy this onto your profile. DON'T IGNORE THIS, because in the Bible it says: "If you deny me, I will deny you in front of the Father. So be considerate.

My OCs:

Emily Walker:

Apperance:She has rectangular glasses and gray eyes. Emily wears her chestnut-brown hair shoulder length. She also has a blue cargo shirt, faded blue jeans, and brown sneakers.

Family: Her parents are Ed and Edna Walker. Jay's her twin brother.

Personality:Emily's a strong girl who's absolutely loyal to her friends. When she joins the team she is neither ninja nor samurai, just a warrior. But she has exceptional aim with her arrows. However, like her brother, Emily can be overeactive. And she can't see anything without her glasses.

Weapons:Silver bow and arrows

Weaknesses: She is absolutly scared of blood and snakes. But that won't stop her from fighting them!

Strengths: She has great aim, and won't stop until her friends are safe.

Secret crush: Cole

Quote: "I can't believe you did that Kai!"

Sadie Uno:

Appearance: She wears her brown hair shoulder length. Also blue eyes, white shirt, purple sneaks, and a scar on her right cheek.

Family: Her twin brother is Nigel. Monty's her dad. Sadie's mother died two years ago.

Personality: She is absoulutely loyal to the KND. Sometimes that will blind her, but she's still a great fighter. Sadie is quite smart, but she still often gets in trouble. Unlike her brother, she takes some time off for fun. She does not get along with Numbah Four, and even less with Lizzie.

Codename: Numbah Six

Weapon: S.P.L.A.N.K.E.R.

Vehicle: G.A.R.G.O.C.Y.C.L.E

Weaknesses: Like mentioned above, loyalty will sometimes blind her. And she takes her mother's death as if her own fault, although it's not.

Strengths: Sadie's a formidalble warrior, and her smarts can sometimes help out the team in tough spots.

Secret Crush: Numbah Two

Quote: "Everyday we devote our lives to protecting the childhood of kids around the world. And what thanks do we get?"

Things Sadie Uno Will Never Do:

-I will not get Numbah 13 to cross paths with a black cat, walk under a ladder, and break a mirror to see if that gets him more unlucky. That's probably impossible.

-I will not wrap Lizzie in a box and ship her off to Australia.

-I will not kick Numbah Four off the side of the treehouse even if he really deserves it.

-I will not paste the principal's head onto the body of Atilla the Hun.

-I will not trip Numbah 86 and then claim it an accident. It won't work.

-If ever notified of the Crazy Old Cat Lady's death, I will not stick my head out a window and blare, "Ding, dong, the witch is dead."

-I will not scream, "It's an age modifier, run!" at a KND meeting.

-I will not dress up as a redcoat on Independence Day.

-I will not ask the principal, "If you don't own a horse, why do you carry around the riding crop?"

- When being dragged off to be decomissioned, I will not screech to new recruits, "Mark my words! You'll be next!"

-I will not sing "Teenage Dream".

-I will not scream, "Numbah 2 is making out with Cree!"